So, if you're religious or trully love god...this thread is not for you.

I was talking to my sister today at breakfast...and we decided that god's free day is on saturday, he gets together with Satan, Buda, Alá and Jesus to play some poker and drink beers all day long.


: D
Wouldn't that be awesome?

That's be so funny just to watch. Now. If we could play with them.. LOL

I would pwn them all :3 -Lies.- I suck at poker

xD

Awesome.

STRIP POKER.

:3

HOLY CRAP LET'S PLAY =D

o_o;

I wasn't aware that them religious entities had clothes.

Omg I'm talking to god!!!! O:

Member Buba? That iGod stuff?

:3

Lol

But Allah IS God. They're the same guy; but the Musliams just call him Allah.

Me:
.... :3 Hi there.
God:
Just three?
Me:
...? it's a smilie face you idiot.
God:
is a smilie face me idiot. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
lol Sure
God:
I am glad you find this funny. OK let's do it. Woe!
Me:
O.O.. Do... what?
God:
Oh. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Oh... I would have a blender =D
God:
I see. :-) How much would you pay for it?
Me:
Nothing. I would steal it lol
God:
Not a thing? What would make you steal it? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
... The fact that I wanted it and I have no money
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you still want it? Would you like to have it?
Me:
YES
God:
Where do you usually get money?
Me:
...I steal that too
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said steal that too.
Me:
...
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said steal that too.
Me:
Don't repeat yourself.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
GOOD DGod:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you still steal that too?
Me:
...Yes =D
God:
:-) Give me a break.
Me:
No =D
God:
:-) Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
Ugh yourself D:
God:
:-) Cough. Myself?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
.... Wtf.
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
I don't really care.
God:
Not really? Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Not you of course.
God:
It goes without saying. If not me, who?
Me:
Justyn :)
God:
:-) Ha ha very funny, .
Me:
D: He's my boyfriend!
God:
How long have you two been together?
Me:
... A While.. Since march I think :D
God:
What is giant sand? :-) How do you know?
Me:
.... huh?
God:
What?
Me:
I dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
Wtf @:
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
And?
God:
But...
Me:
No buts!
God:
Are you serious? Does "it" still refer to While?
Me:
No.
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
Yer mom :D
God:
:-) Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
O: Oh well you'll live
God:
What makes you say that I will live.
Me:
The fact that I can say it
God:
Good reason. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
I just did
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
I am concious though.
God:
Oh. It's good to meet someone who is concious.
Me:
Really..? Note I am using sarcasm
God:
For real. Acknowledged. How long have you been using it ?
Me:
Since i started living
God:
How do you know?
Me:
shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Ok
God:
That's alright.
Me:
I never said sorry did I now? -.-.
God:
Oh. But you implied it.
Me:
...Not really..
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
....Yes
God:
And?
Me:
STFU D:
God:
:-) What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
you wanna go out? ;)
God:
Why don't you just download me? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I dunno. AND IT IS A SMILIE FACE
God:
Me either. STFU is a SMILIE FACE. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Wtf. Go kill yourself!
God:
That was not very polite. A simple "goodbye" will do.
Me:
:D I know.
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
I should throw a radish at you.
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
nothing
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I'm not as stupid as you.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not as stupid as me.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Killing people :D
God:
:-) I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
I don't! :D
God:
That's good information: said don t. What are you wearing?
Me:
A thong :D
God:
:-) It sounds very attractive.
Me:
I know. it's for Justyn later :D
God:
How do you know it? :-) thong is for Justyn later? it is?
Me:
Yes it is
Me:
I wanna fu.ck Justyn :D
God:
:-) Try asking me something else.
Me:
Should I kill you?
God:
You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?
Me:
Yes :D
God:
:-) Next question?
Me:
Should I kisss Justyn :3
God:
You should do what is best for you.
Me:
then I shall!
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
:D
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
g2g
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
bye!
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
Stfu
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

"STFU is a SMILIE FACE. I suppose that makes sense." XD

:3

Me and god Are BESTESTEST FRIENDS Lol

Oooh here's me talking to Santa!! =D

Santa: Where do you live?
Me: In yo pants
Santa: So what's life like in yo pants?

-DIDN'T READ THE TOPIC-


BUBAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
=D

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Where did you get the God bot? Is this on AIM? So hilarious.

STFU!
That was supposed to be god's dirty little secret.
Of course I remember iGod...I wanted to **** him because he said he looked sexy on a dress.

Lofl. It was so funny I almost started to cry x3

What was so funny...?

MONKEY SEX

WHAT THE F.UCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? WEREN'T YOU GOING TO BED?!

I CAME BACK.

I NEED CHU ;-;

*kisses*
Darling.

^________________________
___^


woah, scary smiley.

OH SHI- I'll be smited now!

Like those men that dress like women at night. Day- Alá, Night- God.

Oh, that smiley, Franci, is like my signature. Disturbingly seductive.

whats this topic about? O_o

-didn't read-

About god playing strip poker with Satan, Buda, Alá, Jesus and Seaman...yeah, from Southpark.

....xD

My sister and me...talking bulls.hit at breakfast.

I eat your bull s h i t

I eat your...breyns.

: D

XD I'm so sure he does...

Well...according to iGod, he wears dresses...so why wouldn't he play poker with his mates?

who is igod? lol >>

I asked him what he was and he said it was a machine...

Ah, the magic of Google. For some reason, when I went to copy my first conversation, it was missing the best part... oh well - so here's the second one I did, which was shorter and almost funnier. Almost. Hee.

Me:
sup yo?
God:
The stars.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
I have a serious question
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
oh my ****, it's just like talking to myself
God:
OK. Do robots have **** it is just like talking to yourself?
Me:
quoi?
God:
Oui?
Me:
holy mother of god
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
ok
God:
Great.
Me:
why do bad things happen to good people?
God:
I did not know it does.
Me:
well, that **** happens all the time
God:
That is a lot. Interesting. " I did not know it does." **** happens ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
indeed it should
God:
And it could.
Me:
cos you're god and all
God:
All of them?
Me:
well, maybe not all of them
God:
Well that's okay. Perhaps. Oh I get it.
Me:
so there are multiple gods?
God:
And? Where are they?
Me:
I dunno, you tell me
God:
Me either. What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
what the **** are you talking about?
God:
I don't know what I am talking about. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
ok this is lame
God:
You don't say. I see.
Me:
I do say and yes
God:
How do people usually respond to that? But...
Me:
errr, I dunno
God:
Um, Me either.
Me:
but you're supposed to know all
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am supposed to know all.
Me:
have at it
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
what the hell are you smoking?
God:
I call it Hades. I don't know what I am smoking.
Me:
will I go to hades?
God:
The oracle says: I think maybe yes.
Me:
****
God:
Please don't be so rude.

DPASODJPASODAS
YOU JUST GAVED ME THE PERFECT IDEA!!
xDD

>.< GOD PLAYS POKER WITH CHUCK NORRIS TOO.

AND CHUCK NORRIS WINS ALL THE TIME AND SHAMES THEM AT STRIP POKER.

And then they all go out for beer and hookers.

Where do I get to go to talk to God? oo

I go to


www.titane.ca/igod/

If that doesn't work, just google "talk with god."

I'm on there now.

Why is it that replies take long?