The only reason I wrote this story is cuz I was bored. I don't like to write fanfictions but sometimes I like to read em. I tried to post my story on Fanfiction.net but the next day they ban my account! I don't know why so i might as well post it here. By the way its from Yami No Matsuei (Desendants of Darkness)
Tsuzuki's Party
Tsuzuki: This party is gonna be great
Hisoka: What makes it so great?
Tsuzuki: Well I told everyone to bring treats! So we can have a Sweet Buffet!
Hisoka: And who did you invite?
Tsuzuki: Everyone! The Guardians of Death, Hijiri, and…….. Muraki
Hisoka: Muraki?! Are you crazy?!?!
Tsuzuki: ;_; well I couldn’t think of anybody else to invite, and besides there are too many people for him to hurt or molest… besides some of the guardians of death are gonna be here too
Hisoka: ……………………………..
(doorbell rings)
Tsuzuki: Hey, someone’s here *runs, and opens the door* Oh, Hey Hijiri! Did you bring a treat?
Hijiri: Hey Tsuzuki! Oh, here you go *gives Tsuzuki an apple pie* Am I the first one here?
Tsuzuki: *Sits down and eat the apple pie* Yeah, but other people are coming too
Hisoka: I though you were going to wait till the rest comes
Tsuzuki: I know but it looks so good, and it taste delicious!
(Doorbell rings)
Hisoka: I’ll get it *opens the door* Oh, hey Watari
Watari: Hey kid, I brought an apple pie
Tsuzuki: *Finish eating Hijiri apple pie and grabs Watari’s pie and starts eating* Mmmm….
Everyone: ……………….
Hisoka: If you keep on eating the snacks you won’t have any left for the rest
(Doorbell rings)
Hisoka: *open’s the door, all of the guardians of death except Tatsumi* Where’s Tatsumi?
Boss: He said he come later with the Gushoshin twins, and by the way we all brought you apple pie
Tsuzuki: Oh well, apple pie still tastes good *starts eating all the apple pies*
Everyone: ………………………….
(Doorbell rings)
Hisoka: *opens the door* Oh no! Its you!
Muraki: I’m sorry, I was a bit late, I had a delay…
Tsuzuki: *chocks on a piece of apple, and then coughs it out* Muraki! There are a lot of people here, so we’re watching you…
Muraki: Oh why must you think I’m always plotting something, besides you did invite me…
(Everyone glares at Tsuzuki)
Tsuzuki: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;
Muraki: But I did bring you an apple pie
Tsuzuki: Ohhhhhhh…no more apple pies…
Muraki: Oh, I’m not the first person to bring you an apple pie; darn I wanted to be special to you
Tsuzuki: WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT!!!
Hijiri: *to Hisoka* Are they friends?
Hisoka: No, in fact… that man was the one who killed me…
Hijiri: Then why did Tsuzuki invite him?
Hisoka: I don’t know….
(Doorbell rings)
Hisoka: *opens the door* Oh, you finally came Mr. Tatsumi
Watari: What took so long?
Tatsumi: I was just trying to make a really good pie for Tsuzuki
Tsuzuki: Ohhhhhhhh…no more apple pies…-_-
Tatsumi: Its not apple…
Tsuzuki: Oh goodie, as long as its not apple *grabs the pie and start eating* Hey it taste just like chicken
Tatsumi: Its not chicken…
Watari: Hey Tatsumi, where are the Gushoshin twins? I though they are with you?
Hijiri: Oh yeah, they were those two little talking birds
Tsuzuki: *suddenly stops eating and looks at Tatsumi* !!!!!!!!!!!
Tatsumi: It’s not chicken…
Tsuzuki: HOLY CRAP!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TATSUMI!!!!!!!
Muraki: Oh why didn’t I think of that…
Hisoka: *glares at Muraki*
Hijiri: Aw nasty
Tsuzuki: *Vomiting outside on the balcony*
Tatsumi: What? I though he like chicken…
Hisoka: …………………….ew………………..
Boss: Well this is a sad party…*leaves along with the other guardians of death*
Watari: Later kid *leaves*
Tsuzuki: *runs back* Wait! Don’t leave yet you guys! I worked hard on this party!
Boss: Well you should work hard on your job!
Tsuzuki: *turns to his puppy form crying*
Tatsumi: Well since you didn’t like my pie…. *leaves*
Hijiri: Uhhhh…. I think I should go home, besides I have to practice my violin…*leaves*
Tsuzuki: Oh man… now nobodies here…
Muraki: I’m still here *smiles*
Tsuzuki: AHHHHH!!!!
Hisoka: *Pulls out a gun* Back off Muraki!
Muraki: Oh your no fun, well I did plan to stay a little longer but since that kid doesn’t want me to, I guess I’ll leave, see you later *leaves*
Hisoka: I think its best for you not to throw any parties for a while…
Tsuzuki: Ohhhh….-_-
People might think its a lil bit more funny if they know Yami No Matsuei, but if they did, they might get mad of what i did to Tatsumi :diablos:
eh...itz really good though!!!!!!!! :excited: :victory: :sun:
No idea who the chracters are, but its cute! :excited: