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Title: Jobs for InuYasha
Description: If he moved to modern-era


Patriot1776 - July 7, 2005 07:49 AM (GMT)
I know this is highly unlikely, but since really silly topics seem to be all the rage in this particular forum lately, here's my contribution. Some fanfics I've read have also got me to thinking about this.

If, at the end of the manga, the highly unlikely scenario of InuYasha moving to the modern-era with Kagome were to happen, what kind of job do you think he would get.

The ones that I've seen him getting are ones that his inu-youkai senses would be useful for, particularly his hearing. If InuYasha learned about music and musical instruments, I think he'd make a real good instrument tuner with hearing of his. Particularly, I think he'd make an exceptionally good pipe organ tuner. His hearing would allow him to tune pipe organs with a finesse no human tuner could probably match.

Inudogger - July 7, 2005 09:58 AM (GMT)
Well if Inuyasha would really move in the modern era woth Kagome (that could only happen if they both live and if Kagome doesn't have any more reasons to stay in the feudal era) then Inuyasha should take a job somehting like in the special troops. His agilily and his streinght could help him there. I mean the military would need one like him.

Patriot1776 - July 7, 2005 10:39 AM (GMT)
Hmm, InuYasha as a Army Ranger-type soldier. Somehow I find that hard to see, mostly because I don't think he'd be willing to trade his Tetsusaiga in for an M-16 rifle. Would be hilarious if that actually happened and InuYasha wound up being the one who found Mr. Osama bin Laden himself:

InuYasha: Now that I've found you, you're butt's mine Osama! *pulls Tetsusaiga and prepares to behead Osama bin Laden. bin Laden is trembling in fear.*

Special Ops Commander: Don't you dare InuYasha. You can't just kill him right here and now. We need to take him back to the States first so we can try him for war crimes and show him to the public.

InuYasha: Dammit! I should've stayed in the Feudal Era if I can't just kill the bad guys as I see 'em anymore. *grumbles as he handcuffs Osama bin Laden*

Osama bin Laden: What! White, waist-length hair? Dog ears? Claws? Giant sword? Oh, my! Allah was right! The infidels really are using minions of the devil!

Inudogger - July 7, 2005 10:44 AM (GMT)
Really funny story! Well maybe he shouldn't give Tetsusaiga if he goes in the army. I mean he could have a M-16 rifle and Tetsusaiga cause if he got very wounded we wouldn't want to see a demon Inuyasha masacrating his own companions.

Patriot1776 - July 7, 2005 10:53 AM (GMT)
Oh, good point! Yeah, he would have to keep Tetsusaiga with him for that one good reason. Still, I think he'd be reluctant to use any kind of gun. Think he'd call them 'cowardly'. Besides, I think after Army commanders saw what the Kaze no Kizu and Kongousouha could do, they'd probably say "You don't need a gun then, you can keep your sword."

Inudogger - July 7, 2005 10:56 AM (GMT)
With Tetsusaiga who neads any other weapon? But the whole idea with Inuyasha going in the modern era isn't the best. Imagine Inuyasha driving a car while going to work. Or going to the supermarket. That would be hilarious.

Patriot1776 - July 7, 2005 11:12 AM (GMT)
I know! There's this one story I've read at media-miner.org called 'Remembering You'. In it, InuYasha is the President & CEO of his own big banking company called Touken Ginkou (think it means 'Fang Bank'), drives a Jaguar and also owns one of the biggest mansions in Japan! Wish though the author had put InuYasha in a Cadillac Eldorado, but that's just my opinion.

Sesshoumaru'sSister - July 7, 2005 12:26 PM (GMT)
One thing he needs no experience to be:A Ramen Tester! XD (You know how theres food testers?Well theres gotta be a Ramen Tester!)

Patriot1776 - July 8, 2005 01:16 AM (GMT)
Yeah, he could be a food taster or ramen taster, but I'm not sure if he'd make a lot of money at it. Still, I think his inu-youkai hearing and claws would make him exceptionally qualified to work on these things:

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This a new church pipe organ set up in the erecting room of an organ company for testing. His hearing would allow him to tune these these things to a higher standard than anyone, and his claws and strength would be useful in helping build them.

bittersweet angel - July 8, 2005 04:26 AM (GMT)
the trash man! that would be perfect for him!

Yoto - July 8, 2005 02:43 PM (GMT)
The guy that sells hot dogs and drinks at any ball game.

Patriot1776 - July 8, 2005 02:45 PM (GMT)
Come on guys. Come up with some serious, non-minimum wage jobs for him please? Jobs, like I said, his inu-youkai abilities would be very, very useful in.

gackt45 - July 8, 2005 04:46 PM (GMT)
Since he has a great sense of smell, he can work in the police department as a drug bust dog.

Patriot1776 - July 8, 2005 05:14 PM (GMT)
Well, maybe as a police investigator, but not that. I think that job would be a little humilating for him.

gackt45 - July 8, 2005 06:10 PM (GMT)
The only way I can see inuyasha building a church oragon, is if someone taught it to him. Remember when he tried to fix kagome's bike.

Patriot1776 - July 8, 2005 06:17 PM (GMT)
Yeah, he'd have to go to school for it, but once he'd learned, nobody would be able to tune 'em or maybe build 'em better.

reincarnate_priestess - July 9, 2005 12:13 AM (GMT)
I think he can be a firefighter or a cop! Because remember in Gap between the ages he was doing all the saving the little girl and things to get to Kagome...well being between three things:

Police Officer
FireFighter
Military Commander :clapping:

Patriot1776 - July 9, 2005 02:16 AM (GMT)
When did he show signs of being a military commander? I don't get that. BTW, your sig pic is WAYYYY too big.

gackt45 - July 9, 2005 02:32 AM (GMT)
I don't think that Inuyasha's tacticful( if that's the right word) enough to be a military commander. He rushes into things too much. He'd get his whole unti killed.

SesshomarusKagome - July 9, 2005 03:00 AM (GMT)
I'm not sure what kind of a job he'd be good at. But I read a fanfic where he had a job and drove a car and lived in a house in the modern day world and he and Kagome had a son named Tai. They named him after InuYasha and Sesshomaru's father Inu No Taisho. Tai out of it. But that was a fanfic. I'm not sure. But if he did have a job and this just ME, I think he'd be good at... Lettme think for a minute... Alright go the other persons idea. Police or Firefighter. One of those two.

Demon Slayer Reiko - July 11, 2005 06:10 PM (GMT)
well for me it is hard to see Inuyasha haveing a job but if so maybe a police he would be so good at that job. Or something that in coulds saving something you know. :dance:

reincarnate_priestess - July 11, 2005 10:13 PM (GMT)
yeah between them two! :chidoriV:

Yoto - July 11, 2005 10:16 PM (GMT)
A lumber Jack!
(If that's already been said then i appaulogize..uh, spelling?)

Patriot1776 - July 11, 2005 10:20 PM (GMT)
Lumber Jack? That'd be hilarious! He'd put all the normal timberman to shame using the Tetsusaiga to fell trees in a single sweep. Everybody would probably be scared to death of him too and not go near him while he was doing it!

reincarnate_priestess - July 11, 2005 10:38 PM (GMT)
LumberJack? I thought like fiefighter because of the Robe of the Fire Rat
or a police Officer because he can knock the bad guys down! :narutook:

Patriot1776 - July 11, 2005 10:41 PM (GMT)
Yeah you're right. His fire-rat clothing would make him an excellent firefighter/rescuer. If he became a police officer, he wouldn't need a gun. His fists and his claws would be plenty, as strong as he is. He wouldn't need a squad car too, as fast as he can run.

reincarnate_priestess - July 11, 2005 11:18 PM (GMT)
i thought right :osaka:

bittersweet angel - July 12, 2005 05:11 AM (GMT)
well..a teacher or a worker

the-white-lily - July 12, 2005 09:06 AM (GMT)
Inu Yasha woudn't get a job!!!!!!!

I think he's toooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooo silly!

Yoto - July 12, 2005 02:02 PM (GMT)
LMAO!
What if Inuyasha was a body guard for someone very important. :narutoques:

Patriot1776 - July 12, 2005 02:30 PM (GMT)
Hmm, another thought.

InuYasha as a Secret Service agent, maybe?

Yoto - July 12, 2005 02:33 PM (GMT)
yeah, that would be sweet. People might be freaked out by how high he can jump and how fast he can run, and that he has dog ears but other than that, that job just might work.

Patriot1776 - July 12, 2005 04:32 PM (GMT)
InuYasha: *In suit, with Tetsusaiga at waist.* Good morning Mr. President. I'm your personal bodyguard for this week's trip to Europe.

President Bush: *Raises an eyebrow.* Hmm, when did the Secret Service hire you, son? I've never seen you before. *Walks up and rubs InuYasha's ears some.* Those ears are the strangest I've ever seen. You have plastic surgery or something?

InuYasha: *growls a little annoyingly*

Other Secret Service Agent: Don't worry Mr. President. InuYasha here is completely dependable. Most of the time, his looks should scare most would-be assasins or others off. If they don't, he's got something else...

InuYasha: That's right. *Backs up five feet and pulls Tetsusaiga. President Bush's eyes almost pop out of his head as sword transforms. InuYasha grins smugly.* Somebody close by tries to pull any crap of any kind, they're body will laying in two pieces at your feet before you can blink.

President Bush: *Nods head, grinning some too.* I like you son. With that thing, you could probably keep me safe if I ever have to pay another visit to Baghdad. The terrorist SOBs would be scared to death of you.

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Not as funny as I'd hoped, but still pretty good I believe.

YukiInu - July 13, 2005 08:37 PM (GMT)
Right now I can picture InuYasha as a Navy officer doing target practice with a tommy gun. I don't know why...

Yoto - July 14, 2005 02:58 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Patriot1776 @ Jul 12 2005, 11:32 AM)
InuYasha: *In suit, with Tetsusaiga at waist.* Good morning Mr. President. I'm your personal bodyguard for this week's trip to Europe.

President Bush: *Raises an eyebrow.* Hmm, when did the Secret Service hire you, son? I've never seen you before. *Walks up and rubs InuYasha's ears some.* Those ears are the strangest I've ever seen. You have plastic surgery or something?

InuYasha: *growls a little annoyingly*

Other Secret Service Agent: Don't worry Mr. President. InuYasha here is completely dependable. Most of the time, his looks should scare most would-be assasins or others off. If they don't, he's got something else...

InuYasha: That's right. *Backs up five feet and pulls Tetsusaiga. President Bush's eyes almost pop out of his head as sword transforms. InuYasha grins smugly.* Somebody close by tries to pull any crap of any kind, they're body will laying in two pieces at your feet before you can blink.

President Bush: *Nods head, grinning some too.* I like you son. With that thing, you could probably keep me safe if I ever have to pay another visit to Baghdad. The terrorist SOBs would be scared to death of you.

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Not as funny as I'd hoped, but still pretty good I believe.

LMAO. Your hilarious!!! Damn, why didn't i ever think of doing something like that. lol! :chidori8D:

Patriot1776 - July 14, 2005 03:03 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (YukiInu @ Jul 13 2005, 04:37 PM)
Right now I can picture InuYasha as a Navy officer doing target practice with a tommy gun. I don't know why...

Nah. InuYasha wouldn't use guns. He'd call them 'cowardly' and 'weakling's weapons'. Think he'd also say 'Why use 'em anyway? Takes all the fun out of killing something in the first place.'

InuYasha_1989 - July 14, 2005 03:47 PM (GMT)
i agree

3 things i can see InuYasha doing is

1) Fire Fighter- because of his coat

2) Some one tho works for the secret service - becuae of his half demon powers and of his Tetsusaiga

3) Poilce- because of he getting to beat the bad guys and because of his nose


P.s sorry for repeating what you have already said before


:narutoques: :narutoques:

Patriot1776 - July 14, 2005 03:52 PM (GMT)
InuYasha would be especially useful at crime scene investigations. He could sniff around and collect all kinds of clues that maybe even the forensic CSI people might miss.

YukiInu - July 14, 2005 07:25 PM (GMT)
I know some one who said InuYasha might make a good wrestler. I find that quite interesting... in a slightly disturbing way because InuYasha is a stick, very skinny. T_T

SesshomarusKagome - July 14, 2005 10:30 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (YukiInu @ Jul 14 2005, 02:25 PM)
I know some one who said InuYasha might make a good wrestler. I find that quite interesting... in a slightly disturbing way because InuYasha is a stick, very skinny. T_T

True. But remember, he's also a hybrid between a demon and human. He'd probably just chop them in half and say: I WIN! :narutozzz:




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