Baka Book,
Hey brand-new journal! I've put upon you the name Baka Book as my last journal was called Dear Book...but I always called it Baka Book so here I am to keep up the tradition. A few things have happened as there has been exactly a twenty-four hour distance between the last entry in my old book and the first entry in you. I know what your thinking. One day isn't that long of a time. Well...in just one day tons of things can happen.
I'll give you a little background on me. My name used to be Haley. Then I was somehow placed among two demons (Kurama and Hiei), two humans (Yusuke and Kuwabara), and the Grim Reaper (Botan). At that time I had no knowledge of Japanese until we went to a tournament and I shouted an english world upon the defeat of an opponent. I was then given a translater. We had a training tournament where I learned that I was a half-demon. When I was kidnapped I learned that not only was I Kurama's half-sister but my real name was Kihari, the name I go by now.
There's good news in all this too...well...more good news. Hiei is now my best friend...though I like him as more than that he is a bit stingy and I'm still half-human so.... I think he likes arguing with me. But that's Hiei for you. Anyway guess who I met today? I met Shizuru, Keiko, and Puu. Shizuru is Kuwabara's sister. Keiko is Yusuke's girlfriend (though they deny it) and Puu is Yusuke's spirit beast. He is so kawaii! A little blue penguin with Yusuke's hair and big ears that he uses to fly.
The guys wanted me to hang around them for a little while...I guess they think I am spending too much time with guys. I can differ but I did what they wanted (I'd have another training session with Hiei as it was his turn and he is not the most patient tutor.) So I went with them.
They took me to the mall. I despise the mall. I want all malls to get blown up. Oh well I pushed them into an arcade and played this weird game called Goblin City. It was really cool and according to Yusuke I had gotten a little farther than he has. I heard Shizuru saying that the damage that had been afflicted upon me by spending so much time with guys was irreversable.
I smirked to my self as Keiko came back in holing a pink dress. She gave it to me and I stared at her blankly. She told me that if I ever wanted to become a girl again to wear that dress. After she left I dragged Hiei outside, the others following me out of curiousity and ordered him to burn it. He did it quite gladly. Maybe the image of me wearing pink was too much for him to bear.
Before I could even dream of retreating to my room Kurama lead me away from the group for a little talk about fo demons. He had already helped me find how to enlongate my Lily Blade and I've been trying to use it without hands. Hiei's only purpose for me is to teach me in the art of sword fighting and speed, which I amazingly have more than Kurama.
We have also been talking about how I got hear. It's plain to see that I was here for a purpose and that Junior knows but it not telling. That pacifer mouth gets on my nerves sometimes. Anyway I'll get it out of him sooner or later.
Right now I am in the Box and I am drawing out plans for tommorow. It's going to be Operation Payback. I still need to pay them back for that false tournament. Boy are they going to get it. Anyway I'm goign to go back to my plans. Bye Baka Book
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Hey! I'm back and with a whole new story to boot. I knwo it's a small first chapter but hey, I had nothing else really to write for this chapter. Boy am I going to have fun in chapter 2 well, gtg. Ja ne. And don't forget to review as I've forgotten the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: Me no own Yu Yu Hakusho...----sobs---
Baka Book,
Today was the day of payback. Oh, it was so wonderful to see everyone's faces, even if I did almost get killed. There were a total of three pranks, one for each person. Junior had to go without a prank because he has a super powerful father. So did Kurama because he was my half-brother and gave me the only weopon that I could survive the tournament with and Botan because she didn nothing wrong in my oppinion. Anyway I'll name the panks according to their person. So with no further ado here is:
Yusuke's Prank
Yusuke went to school for once (I pretended to be sick as as soon as I understood the Japanese language I was placed into highschool at a Japanese school with Yusuke and Kuwabara as I knew they would need my help with something but also because they'd be much easier to have fun with than Kurama.) Koenma had given Hiei just one day to spend in Makai (demon world) before he had to come back here. I even threatened him telling him he had to return or I would go search for him myself. Hopefuly he would fear for my safety because I really do not want to go to Makai.
Anyway I found out what Yusuke would most dislike (though I never asked, this was just a guess). I took a picture of yusuke in his bed and Kuwabara in his (both were disgusting mind you) and I went to my faithful laptop that Kurama got me . I have a photo modifier and what I did was modify the pictures so it looked like the two boys were in the same bed holding each other like a married couple. Then I enlarged it and printed it on poster size paper. I then taped it to the cieling about his bed so that just as he is about to go to sleep he will see the photo and scream. And that was exactly what he did by the way. It was so funny! What's more awesome he doesn't know who did it yet.
Kuwabara's Prank
I found out that Kuwabara loves kittens. In fact he has on named Aiigichi(sp...how do you spell it?) who is currently living in the house. well I took her picture and then with my handy laptop made it look like Kuwabara was suffocating her in her sleep. Printed in on poster sized paper and taped it to every bit of wall space in his room. Everywhere he looks he will see himself strangling Aiigichi. I will try my best not to laugh as he freaks out until I am ready to tell him as he will indeed freak out.
Hiei's Prank
I know for fact that Yukina is Hiei's sister and that Kuwabara has a huge crush on her. So another night I took a picture of Kuwabara kissing his pillow in his sleep. Then last time she was over I took a picture of Yukina kissing a bird. Well, my laptop was able to make it look like the too were kissing. I plastered this in a huge posterboard and taped it to the wall opposite of the door. Hopefully I would not get killed for this...heh heh !"".
Their Reaction
I have to tell you that their reactions were priceless. All three of them screamed (yes...Hiei, who had come back from Makai after only twelve hours, was actually horrified at the scene in front of them, took his katana and tore the poster to pieces). Kuwabara was in tears at the thought of him hurting his kitten and Yusuke was thoroughly disgusted to silence. Then they pointed all of there right forefingers at me. None of them said my name but Hiei shouted 'ONNA!' I took my cue and ran as fast as I could. I grabbed the newly appeared Lily that I summon to summon my sword and I ran out of the house. Then I ran faster. Only Hiei could keep up and surpass me. i stared at his face and dropped my sword and to my knees, clasped my hands and pleaded for mercy. He told me to get up and grab my hand. He then ran into the opposite direction of the house and into a clearing where we trained. At first I thought he was going to punish me for pulling such a prank on him but he told me to pick a tree. Confused I picked on and he told me to climb it. I did easily and sat down. he sat on a branch opposite of me and then stared at me.
I told him that that was creeping me out and if he could please stop. He did, saying his patented 'Hn' as he did so. I apologized for what I had done and asked what I was doing there. He looked at me for a moment and then went on to say that he wanted me to tell him everything Ithat I know about him. I told him that I knew he was a fire demon. That Yukina was an ice maiden as well as his sister. That he was very protective of his sword. That he obviously liked to argue. That he loved trees. That he hated pink and other stuff that immediately came out of the top of my head. Then in turn he told me what he knew about me and I was amazed at how much more that was. I literally almost fell out of the tree. Then I found out that he had been observing me ever since I had arrived here.
Then he told me the weirdest thing. he told me to pack my backpack when we got back. That he had been told by Koenma to take me to Makai for a whole day despite Kurama's protest. I asked if Kurama was going and he said no. I was more suprised still but I packed it. The last thing I need to pack is you but as I am writing in you that will have to wait. Anyway I'll go now as we will be leaving very very early in the morning. Bye Baka Book.
Kihari