DISCLAIMER
I do not own this story, it is written(and copyrighted) by Son Hee-Jon. It is orginally a manga, and you may pick up a copy at a bookstore near you. Don't go filing law suits please, seeing that I'm not making any money from this.
This are the near to exact dialouge in the manga printed by TokyoPop.
The following is rated Teen(13+) for language, violence, and suggestive dialouge.
((This is not original, it's straight from the book. I figured since a lot of people were asking me about PHD, I might as well type the whole thing up...So here it is. Oh yea, Since there's no scene dialouge(She stared, He looked, She yelled etc) I added it on to make it more interesting. If the mods have a problem with this, please close it immediatly. Thankyou.))
Book 1
Demon School Hades
Quest 1
A cloaked figure stood on a small branch overlooking a large cliff with giant bones all over it.
“I’m finally here…” She whispered, out of breath. “Hades…The Demon School.”
She jumped from the tree and landed on the ground below.
“But there’s just one tiny problem…” She collapsed to her knees. “I’m SOOO hungry that I don’t have ANY strength to move..”
She slumped over on the ground and looked up weakly.
“What a barren wasteland! I can’t find a scrap of food anywhere!” She groaned out loud, but then froze. In front of her was the large face of a wolf.
“What’s this?” She asked herself. “ A little doggie…?” She noticed the wolf’s head was attached to a human body.
“THAT’S NOT A DOG!!!” She jumped back. “WEREWOLF!!!”
The werewolf wagged his tail good naturedly, with a large smile on his wolf face.
Hmmm…He’s not technically human, so it wouldn’t really be like cannibalism….. She thought.
“Ehehehehe…” She licked her chops. His meat might be a bit stringy, but it’s got to be chock-full of nutrients!
The werewolf looked at her quizzically and continued to wag his tail back and forth.
She grinned insanely and launched herself at the poor beast.
“YEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP
PPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The werewolf cried out.
The young girl hunched over a log and tried to start a fire.
“Hey..Nothing personal, Furball. I have to ear to survive too, ya know…”
Behind her the poor werewolf was gagged and tied upside down to a tree branch.
“What do you think your doing?” Said a voice from behind the girl.
“What does it LOOK like I’m doing? I’m preparing dinner!” She snapped. “Isn’t it making your mouth water?” She asked, looking back up at her soon-to-be-dinner.
The person squatted down so his face was right behind her face. “Certainly..” He said with a grin. “But I think I want to add something else to the menu.”
“This…Can’t be good…” She whimpered.
A few moments later the girl was tied to the same tree that the werewolf was still hanging from.
“Ha ha ha ha! Hey! You’re not REALLY going to eat me, are you?!” She pleaded, with a desperate grin on her face. Her hood had fallen back to reveal a pretty face with two long red braided pigtails. “Y’know I was just TEASING your furry friend, Honest!”
The devilish looking boy was listening to her, but actually attempting to start a fire.
“Hey! Are you even listening to me?!” She yelled at him. Damn. I guess I forgot that a school for monsters would actually have REAL beasties around! “Hmph!”
She glared over at the werewolf hanging next to her.
“WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, YOU MUTT?! STARING IS SO RUDE!!!”
“ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAA
AAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!” The werewolf snarled, ripping apart the ropes that bound him.
“EEEPP!!!” She screamed.
He landed in front of her. “Aaaarwwoof?” He said, looking quizzically at the pigtailed girl.
“Ehehehe..What I meant to say was….” But before she could finish she heard another voice.
“What a rare little treat!” Said a voice from up in the tree. A young boy was sitting on a one of the branches above her. “ Such a juicy looking human! May I have a taste of your blood?” He asked, one fang poking from his mouth.
“Y-Y-You’re a vam-vam-vampire?!” She screamed out.
The dirt underneath her began to shirt uneasily and a hand popped out from the ground.
“AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
!!!!!!!!!!” She screamed.
A head popped out, and stared around. It was wrapped in bandages and two bright yellow eyes peered from it.
What’s this guy supposed to be? A zombie? A mummy? She asked herself.
He looked up at her and stared intently at the girl bound to the tree for a moment.
“What chu’ starin at?” He demanded.
The monsters gathered around the devil, who was apparently the leader, each begging for some of the girl.
“Save the skin for me!” The mummy/zombie said eagerly.
“Are we capable of sharing?” demanded the devil.
“Yes. I just want the blood…” Said the vampire.
The werewolf panted. “I’ll take the leftover bones.”
The girl sobbed. Is this how my life is supposed to end? As a buffet table?
“Excuse me. Since I’m gonna die anyway, can I just ask a few questions?” She asked with a sigh.
The vampire and devil looked over at her.
“What do you want to know?” The devil asked curiously.
“Is there a prep school for monsters called Hades somewhere around here?”
“Yes.” The devil answered. “We’re students there.”
“Students?” She asked with a slight laugh.
All of them nodded.
“Ha! Were you expelled? Is THAT why you’re not in class?” She asked.
All of them looked ashamed.
“Then you’re playing hooky?” She said with another laugh. Hmmm…I might as well have some fun before I go.. “Hey you!” She yelled at the werewolf. “Mangy mutt, C’mere!”
“Huh-woof?” The werewolf turned over to look at her.
“Wow.” She said, shocked. “You really ARE a dog. It’s shocking how obedient you are!”
The werewolf fell over, anime style.
“Dumb ass..” The devil and vampire said in unison.
“He DOES have a name.” The vampire said. “It’s Lukan. Call him that.”
“Really? All right then..” She said with another sigh. Even his name sounds like a dog’s name.. “Anyway…”
She looked back at Lukan.
“Hey! Mutty mutt!” She yelled.
“Wah-wroof?” He turned to look at her.
“DON’T ANSWER TO THAT!!! YOU STUPID FLEABAG!!!!” The devil yelled at Lukan, then turned to the girl. “Stop fooling around! Do you have any last words?!”
The mummy/zombie went over and began to comfort Lukan.
“WELLL..” She said innocently. “Could you drop the tough guy act for a minute?”
The devil froze, he had never been spoken to like that before.
“Seriously, have you guys ever REALLY eaten a human?” She paused. “I mean, I can’t smell ANY human blood on you.”
She stared over at Lukan. “For example, take a look at that werewolf. He’s about as dangerous as a squirrel.”
“Say,” The mummy/zombie yelled. “What you want but have you tried taking a squirrel’s nuts? It can et pretty ugly.”
“So..” She said with a grin. “He lives on like, rats and stuff? Right?” She laughed. “There’s no way he’s ever hunted anything close to a human being!”
Lukan nodded sadly.
“It’s HARD to be scary with that furface around!” The devil yelled at his vampire companion.
“That’s what I thought..” She muttered, staring at Lukan. “And that guy next to you, with the bandages..”
“Who? Me?” The mummy/zombie asked.
“You’re about as intimidating as a papyrus doll. You really put the “rag” in ragtag.” She said with a sigh. “MOST MUMMIES I’VE SEEN ARE ROTTING IN SARCOPHAGUSES, AND THEY’RE LIVELIER THAN YOU!! DO MUMMIES EVEN EAT FLESH?! I THOUGHT THAT’S WHAT ZOMBIES DID. AT LEAST ZOMBIES CAN INSPIRE SOME FEAR!!!” She yelled at him.
“HEY YOU!” She yelled, turning to the vampire. “WITH THE BABY FANGS! YOU’RE NOT EVEN A PURE-BLOODED VAMPIRE ARE YOU? I BET YOU WERE BITTEN BY ANOTHER!! RIGHT?!” She yelled.
The vampire nodded wearily. “Mm--hmm…”
“AND YOU!” She turned to the devil. “GOAT BOY! ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE A DEMON? WITH HORNS THAT STUBBY, YOU’RE NOTHING BUT AN IMPOTENT IMP! HONESTLY, ARE YOU EVEN CAPABLE OF CASTING MAGIC?!”
“WHAT A BUNCH OF SAD SACKS! PATHETIC! You’re a bunch of demon school slackers, aren’t you? Just a group of your below-average Beelzebub’s! Am I right?!” She finished yelling and looked around.
Each Of the insulted demons were stricken with grief.
The vampire was holding back tears.
The mummy was collapsed on the back of a tree.
The devil had his head in his hands.
Lukan was howling pitifully at the moon.
She sighed.
“I’ll take that as a yes…” She slipped out of the knots. “Awww…Whatever. I admire your devil-mar-care attitude!”
They looked up, surprised that she escaped the knots.
“So C’mon, show my your school!” She said.
“How-How- did you get loose?!” The devil yelled in shock.
“WELL…I don’t REALLY mind being tied up all that much….” She added with another smaller hint. “You just didn’t tie it very tight…” She stared at the coils of rope in her hand, scratching her head.
“Amazing! Those knots were escape-proof!” The devil cried out.
“You want us to you a tour of Hades?” The vampire asked with doubt. “Don’t be ridiculous. Do you actually think a HUMAN would even get past out school’s front door?”
“Oh..” She said, heart-stricken. “I suppose you’ve got a point…”
She thought for a moment. “OH! I’ve got an idea!” Before she could say anything, the vampire leaned over and sunk his fangs into her neck.
“Whoa….” She muttered as he began to suck on her blood. “O--Ouch..”
He pulled away, and wiped his mouth clean.
“Hmmm…” She closed her eyes, thinking. “This might just work!!!” She looked up, and two fangs gleamed at them.
“Are you humans ALWAYS this weird?” The vampire asked.
“You’ve just been bitten by a VAMPIRE, and you barely bat a lash?”
“Hey!” She said defensively. “I’ve been bitten by worse things. Besides, your vampire mind tricks won’t work on me! No vampire can bend me to his will!” She sighed, rubbing her head. “Nothing sadder than a remedial blood-sucker.”
The werewolf crawled over to her, wagging his tail and panting. He tackled her down and began licking away the fresh blood, his tail wagging furiously.
“Hey! That tickles!! Are you trying to lick my wounds?!” She said with a laugh. “Awww, you’re such a cutie! Can I keep you?”
The mummy walked over to her and handed her a small piece of bandage to wrap around the wound.
She took it with a smile, and wrapped it over the vampire’s bite.
“ALL RIGHT!” She said, standing up. “I’m ready! Lead the way! Demon School Hades, Get ready to meet the New Kid!”
The vampire blinked twice. “New kid? She’s not seriously going to enroll, is she?”
The devil stared over at his friend. “We’re not SERIOUSLY going to take her, are we?”
“Dev…The Devil.”
“Mordicus…The Vampire.”
“Pannus Tyrannus…The Mummy…”
“Lukan…The Werewolf.”
“You’re all nothing….” Said a relaxed devil, who slightly resembled Dev. “But flunkies.”
“Hey!!” Dev, the devil, yelled. “Can’t my big brother cut me some slack?! You’re being a bit harsh, Fatalis. It’s totally uncalled for!”
Fatalis smacked Dev across the head with his fist. “When you’re at school, I am NOT your big brother…” He said darkly, then added in quietly. “Here, you are to call me teacher…”
“Owowoowowowoowowowowowow
….” Dev rubbed his sore head.
“If you ran your mouth THAT well during oral exams, you might actually have a decent grade point average. Of course, you’re all doomed for ditching your finals.”
The girl laughed.
“You guys are all too much, I can’t believe you played hooky during your finals.”
Dev whimpered quietly, still rubbing his head.
“So what?” Mordicus demanded. “There’s always a make-up test.”
“Huh?” Fatalis stared at the girl next to Mordicus. “You there! I haven’t seen you here before!”
“Where? Who?” She looked around, trying to identify the mystery person.
“I’M REFERING TO YOU MISSY!!!” Fatalis demanded.
Mordicus laughed lightly. “I found her wandering around…So I turned her into a vampire!”
“Huh?” She looked at the vampire. “Oh! Was he really talking to me?”
Mordicus nodded.
“I’m Sang! The vampire! It’s a pleasure to met you, sir!” She said with a smile.
Fatalis stared at her for a moment. “So…What exactly is it that you want?”
“I’ve come to observe the excellent demon school Hades!!” She said with a smile. “If needed I’ll even sign up for some classes too!”
“Not anyone can attend classes at Hades…” Fatalis said. “This learning institution only accepts the cream of the crop…”
“Cream of the crop?” She asked. “Like these guys?” She gestured over to the flunkies behind her.
“What?” Dev demanded. “Stop looking at me like that!”
“Where did you find that notice? Do we even have special-ed classes?” Said a pretty bat demon behind Fatalis.
“Oh!!!” Dev smiled uneasily. “Hey Notra!!!”
Sang stared at the bat demon’s hand. Whoa! That ring….!!!
So, PHD is a manwha? That explain why I never heard about it.
Nice story. Quickreaded it. Keep up the good work. :narutoclap:
Thanks..Meh...It took forever to write that...Considering all there is in the book is pictures and speech bubbles....And there's ten chapters in the book, and there's four books to type...
Book 1
Demon School Hades
Quest 2
Notra glared over at Dev.
"Where in the world have you been?!" She demanded.
"Lady..." Lord Fatalis started.
"I told you NOT to call me Lady! Just call me Notra!" She yelled angerly.
"Even if you give permission, it's hard to forget your high status.." He said apologetically.
She sighed. "I just don't want to be constantly reminded!"
Dev began to slip away.
"Where do you think your going Dev!" She demanded.
"Uh hu hu..." He sheepishly stared at her. "Bathroom?"
She smiled pleasantly at him. "If your lying..You know what will happen, right?"
Dev smiled innocently.
"The thing is! I don't really have to go anymore!"
Mordicus rolled his eyes and whispered. "Simple-minded fool.."
Sang's eyes were locked onto Notra's hand, where a plain ring sat on her slender finger.
I can't believe she's wearing that ring! Sang thought.
"What's the matter Sang? You look so serious?" Mordicus asked, looking over at the new vampire.
"Huh? Oh..It's nothing." She added.
"And then there's you!" Yelled Notra, glaring at Sang.
"Sorry Fang-face, look's like your in trouble.." Sang said, staring at Mordicus.
"She's looking at you..." He said with a sigh.
"Wha?" Sang looked back at Notra.
"Yes! You pig-tailed weirdo! You!"
Notra began firing off questions with big fancy words in them.
"Let the interogation begin...." Fatalis said with a sigh.
"Why are you here?!" Notra demanded.
"Hm..The truth it.." Sang looked at Mordicus. "Why AM i here?" She asked.
"How should I know?" Mordicus demanded.
"YOU CHEEKY WHELP!!! DON'T YOU PLAY COY WITH ME!!!" Notra yelled, diving for Sang.
Fatalis seized Lady Notra. "Mordicus!! Take Sang and get out of here please!"
Mordicus sighed and began to stalk off.
"Let's go.."
"Is she ALWAYS like this?" Sang asked.
"YOU INSOLENT INCUBUS! STOP RIGHT THERE!!!" Notra yelled.
Dev smiled. "Oh, I think I'm gonna go with my friends.." He started to walk off.
"DEV!" Notra yelled. "Come here..." She added sweetly.
"Can't we talk later?" Dev asked.
Notra pulled out a whip and cracked it in the air.
"Y-Yes, I'm at your beck-and-call..." He whimpered, trotting over to her.
"Amazing!!!" Sang exclaimed. "This place is huge!!! But I haven't seen a single student!" She added, looking over at Mordicus.
"When school's over, most of us go back to the Mahage.." Mordicus said with a sigh.
"Mahage?"
"Yes..Actually, we're really close to one of the entrances right now."
"But...THat's not true is it..."
"What?" Mordicus looked at Sang.
"Look at those guys up there...To be hanging around after class..." She smiled. "They must be VERY bad indeed..."
Three demons stood up on a bridge above them.
"How'd that happen?" Demanded their leader. "I thought we were completely hidden!"
"She must've SENSED us some how.." One said with a laugh.
I like it! Very entertaining. ^^ The scene dialogue you wrote is awesome.