I'm watching Gundam Seed,and feel the need to write a comedy. Shove this Maria.

WARNING: THIS WAY CONTAIN SOME MATURE SUBJECTS.

My story will start on Phase-10..The one where Lacus gets returned to Athrun by Kira. ((Sorry if some names are spelt wrong-I'm very tired))

Kira: We have to go very queitly....Shhhh!
He pushes Lacus into a corner,and stares up innocently.
Sai: Was up Kira?
Kira Nothing...
Lacus appears from behind Kira.
Sai: Was she doin' here?
Kira: *I can't tell them I was helping her escape..so..* We were going to go get high!
Sai: We know what you're going to to do Kira.
Kira: You do!?!
Mirialla: Yes! You're going to rape her!
Kira: No,I'm helping her escape! Oh crap....
Sai: We'll help you.
Kira Yay!

~In room where he gives Lacus the suit~

Kira: Here,wear this.
Lacus looks at her skirt,and starts taking off her clothes.
Kira: What are you doing?!?
Lacus: Just getting my suit on.
She pulls off her clothes and shoves them down the front of hr suit,giving her the appearance of someone very fat.
Sai: Hey! Somone's gained a few pounds,hey fatty!
Mirialla: Yah. Fatso!
Lacus: K-ira! They're making fun of me! Do something!
Kira: *gotta think fast* Uhh....she's not fat,just pregnant!
Sai: but doesn't it take a few months to get that big when you're pregnant?
Kira: not for coordinators. We get pregnant fast!
Sai: Okay..Now let's get to the launch! Or whatever it's called! 'cause I'm not really a soldier,just a drug pusher!

~Launch-Or whatever~

Kira and Lacus get into the mobile suit,and as a last moment thought,put a sign that says "Baby On Board" In the window.
Sai: What's the name of the baby?
Kira: Billy.
Lacus: Bob.
Kira & Lacus: Billy Bob.
Lacus: Hey Kira,I felt the baby move!
Kira: but there is no baby!
Lacus: There is now!
Kira: I didn't seriously think that it would work....I thought it was a lie when they said coordinators got pregnant fast!
Lacus: We have to go-Kojiro is coming
Kojiro: What are you kids doing!
Mirialla: Smoking!
Kojiro: Okay.......
Kojiro walks off,and Lacus and Kira leave. Suddenl,Kojiro bursts back in the room.
Kojiro: Hey! I want some cigarettes...Figures,they already left and died......

~Between Athrun and Kira~

Kira: Okay Lacus,go on over. Then we can have a three way goodbye.
Lacus: But three way sex is dangerous!
Kira: What?!? I was just saying that we say goodbye over these conviniently well placed screens. And bye the way,three way sex isn't the worst-five way is. Believe me,I know.
Lacus: Okay....
She jumps out,and lands with athrun.
Athrun: Hey honey-Oh wait..You put on some weight,haven't you....HEY KIRA,WHY DON'T YOU KEEP THIS FATSO!
Lacus: why does everyone keep saying that! I'm pregnant! PREGANT!
By the miracle of faulty wiring,everone on both sides heres this,unknown to Athrun and Lacus.
Athrun: But who's the father? Not Kira,of course?
Lacus: *Uhh.wha am I going to say? I can't tell him I cheated!* You!
Athrun: But how?
Lacus: *Thinks fast* Through dreams!
Athrun: You know about my peverted dreams about you that I've had since I saw you naked that one time?!?!?
Everyone: Okay......... :chidorisd:
Lacus: PERVERT!
She slaps him very,very hard....
Everyone: Ooooooo! You gots PWNED!
Athrun: *Oww. Owww. Oww.* So what's the aby's name?
Kira: Billy.
Lacus: Bob.
Lacus & Kira: Billy Bob
Athrun: Fine-Let's go. Hey! Imagine how embarassing it would be to learn that everyone was listening to this!
Everyone: Hehehe........
Athrun takes Lacus and heads back to whatever the name of tha ship is.

END PHASE 10

Just so you know, I might be a little random between phases.

Oh my god! Hilarious! Update! :narutoclap:

I will. Just wait..

That was so wrong but so funny. Alright....that was wrong and WAY FUNNY I admit it. *dies laughing in an upright postion.*

That was SO funny! *dies of a laugh attack*

I might do a bonus uodate. Bonus updates aren't really based on phases,just are about the gundam cast.

Captain: Athrun and Kira are having another conversation and not blowng eachother up! Something cut into their transmission and tell me what's going on!
Nameless Person: Done! wiring to speakers now!
Kira's Voice: I love you man!
Athrun's Voice: I love you too!
Captain: Kira! What are you doing! Stop the transmission sex and blow him up!
Kira: I won't! he's my muffin-wuffin-duffin-luffin!
Everyone:Ewww! *pukes*That name! It burns!
Captain: Kira,either blow him up or marry him,I don't care,as as long if you get him off the battle field!
Kira: Okay! Now all I need is a ring....*looks around*Aha! Perfect! *reaches over,grabs some part of the Archangel's engine,breaks it in half,then slides it on Athrun giant metal finger*
Athrun: Ooooooooh! Pretty!
Kira: Will you marry me? *kneels down on top of Archangel,squishing a few people into little blobs*
Athrun: Of course! *jumps into Kira's ars,then they blast off into the sunset*
Everyone: Wow........Someone better go tell Lacus,Flay and Cagalli!
Sai: I will!*runs to Flay's room,and knocks on door,Flay opens it*Hey,Flay,Kira and Athrun just got married,and ince I know you to had something going...
Flay: It doesn't matter!
Sai: Why?
Suddenly,Lacus and Cagalli appear in their underclothes at he door.
Lacus & Cagalli: What's up?
Cagalli: YOu're taking too long.
Lacus: The beds getting cold!
Sai: This throws my entire prception of reality into confusion. Oh well. Can I join you?
Flay: Sure,as long as you bring Mirialla over!
Sai: Okay!
~Later On~
Sai: You were playing pokr on your bed!
Lacus: Strip poker. Flay was winning.
Mirialla: we thought you were having three way sex!
Flay: Of course not!
Sai & Mirialla: Oh.
Cagalli: the sex comes ater the game!
Sai & Mirialla: Oh!
Lacus: I'm dealing!

^~^ HAHAHA!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! :chidori8D:

AHAHAHA gundam seed is one of my fave shows and seeing the characters esp. Athrun like this is very unnerving but HILARIUOS good job!!!!

I love it Kaitlyn! And now that i've read you story, go read mine!!!!! I'm updating a third time, and no one's read it yet!!!! But I do love your story.

lol! That's hilarious! But you know that I was laughing because you're standing over my shoulder!

I missed the gundam episode because it was my party.



Athrun: You're such a retard! Now how am I going to publically express my love for mini-golf if I don't have a story to star in!
Kaitlyn: Not my fault! I got Ranma and was reading it! Why don't you go bother someone else!
Athrun: Ranma? The one with the girl/boy?
Kaityn: LEAVE!
Athrun: Fine. *runs over to Kira* Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother!
Kira: *sams him to the ground* Sorry. *runs away*

ooh I hope you had fun at your party!! lol cool update

Athrun: I've decided to become purple.
Kira; But I'm purple!
Akira: Eat cheese suckers!
Kira; Who are you?
Akira;I don't exist.

lol....purple

Kira: I wonder what's up with Billy Bob.
Lacus: He's fine.
Kira: Nice......AHHHHHHH! LACUS,WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE MEN'S BATHROOM? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING ON THE ARCHANGEL?
Lacus: I dunno.
Kira: Well it's just plain weird.
Lacus: Are you saying you hate me? *starts crying*
Kira: Uhh! Don't cry Lacus! Everything will be okay!
Lacus: Not as long as you have your pants down!
Kira: *pulls up pants* what about now?
Lacus" Wash your hands.
Kira: *washes hands* Now?
Lacus: KISS ME BABY! *jumps on him*
Kira: At least Asuran isn't here!
Asuran: *walks out of stall* How'd I get here? AHH! KIRA-LACUS!
Kira: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!

LOL!katlyn your stories are so funny! UPDATe

Asuran: LACUS! MY LOVE! YU HAVE BROKEN OUR PROMISE OF LOVE!!!!!!!!
Lacus: What promise?
Asuran: WE WERE ENGAGED DUMBASS!
Lacus: Everyone knows that was just for show.
Asuran: They do? You mean our engagement wasn't real? *starts crying*
Kira: What about Cagalli?
Asuran: Is she here right now? NO!
Cagalli: *walks out of stall* OMEGHEE!
Kira: CAGALLI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Cagalli: Excercising my rights.
Lacus: I know what you're excsercing and it sure ain't your rights.
AUDIENCE: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
Asuran: Where did that come from?
Kira: Didn't you here? The directors didn't like how depressing the show was so they turned it into a sitcom!
Lacus: That explains everyone in the stalls.

omg....that was weird but highly amusing!!!

PHASE BROOM CLOSET'

Asuran: Hiding from a studio audience in a broom cupboard. Ow,how the sexy have fallen.
Kira: I know,it's so depressing that I'm in here and not showing off my good looks.
Lacus: Can't breathe. Too. Much. Ego. *falls over*
Asuran: I'm the sexy one!
Kira: LET THE BATTLE OF SEXINNES HAPPEN!!!!!!!
Cagalli: in a broom closet?
Kira and Asuran: Hehehe....
Cagalli: Let's create a psychic barrier!
Asuran: Wrong manga. That's X1999.
Cagalli: Oops. Let's just have it here.

Lol! Katlyn that's FUNNY! YOU MUST UPDATE!!!!!

Cagalli pulls off her uniform and underneath is a sexy little number you see the hot chicks in game shows wearing,except skimpier.
Kira: *eyeing outfit* Where did you get that outfit Cagalli?
Cagalli: So what if I like to wear sexy lingerie under my normal clothes. LET THE BATTLE OF SEXINESS BEGIN!

LOL! BUT TOO SHORT! I'M STUK ON CAPS LOCK!

Cagalli: Kira starts off with well planned pose. Look out girls! But Asuran counters with a hair push back with a lazy ezpression! That's gonna leave a mark on Kira's ego! but Kira takes a shower! OOO LA LA LA! But Asuran takes a double shower attack-SHAMPOO!!!!!!! I BELIEVE ASURAN HAS WON! SORRY KIRA BUT ASURAN IS THE SEXIEST!

Were'd the water come from? arn't they in a broom closet?

LOL hey its not supposed to make perfect sense!!!! hence the name fanFICTION
add more soon ok kaitlyn? once you have the time!!!! :nyu:

Kira: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOO! *jumps off random bridge-Lacus follows him*

:narutoclap: L.O.L!!! Katelyn, you are hilarious!! And guess what!! I just {{obviously}} Ramembered my password so I am online for the first time in nine months!! {{again, obviously}}. :nyu:

Were'd Lacus and the bridge come from?

Athrun: I think it's etting hot in this broom closet.
Cagalli: Oh yeah*purrs seductively*\
Athrun: *opens window* That's better.
Cagalli: *evil glare*Fine,let's play hard to get.
Athrun: Huh?
Cagalli: You're sexy but oblivious!
Athrun: Wanna play goldfish?
Cagalli: *twitch* Fine.
Audience: This ain't gonna be fun. Let's go get snacks in the lobby.
Kira: SNACKS!!!!! *runs from bottom of river*


CAGALLI AND ASURAN

Cagalli: The audience is finally gone!
Asuran: YES! *grabs cagalli and starts kissing her*

OMIGOD! I did NOT see that coming! LOL! :hellokitty10:

:angelstar7: Wow, you are suchagoodauthor!! Thtas it, at school, I'm going to bother you every little moemnt of the day to update!! Mwahahaha!! Cia, you help me out, kay? :santa<3:

Aim,we're off for two weeks. Remember? Anyway. I will hopefully update soon.

:christmas2: Oh, yeah! I forgot! Yays! Then I shall plague you by phone, gaia, and Inuyasha journey, K-ia!!

AIM YOU NO PLAGUE ME IF CHIARA'S BOOKS ARE AT YOUR HOUSE! DO YOU KNOW HOW ANGRY SHE IS THAT YOU TOOK THEM! I'M THE ONE THAT GOT THAT ANGER!

Kira: Sugar.
Me: YOU NO SUGAR ME!
Kira: Geeze....

Yes, Mia! I'm very mad! I did NOT give you permision to take my books! I want them back ASAP! IfI can't trust you I'm not leanding you my books any more! Please understand that and DON'T take my books without permision! BTW Do we have two weeks off or one? I'm not sure. I think it's the same at both schools. Oh, and merry Xmas to everyone on IJ! :christmas3:

Chiara,why don't you lend Mia books? I don't lend you anything and I'm still allowed to borrow books. (Admittedly I sneak out with them sometimes..)

And it's two weeks.

Me: I hate Fllay so much.
Kira: Why?
Athrun: She's a bitch.
Cagalli: Totally.
Lacus: Hate her.
Kira: But I think she's cool.
Everyone: ......*stares at Kira*
Me: We can't trust anyhting you say Kira. Afterall,you slept with her.
Kira: You know?
Sai: KIRA I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.
Mirrialla: Don't Sai-then I won't have anyone to spy on naked!
Everyone: ........*stares at Mirialla*
Kira: You spy on me when I'm naked.
Mirialla: Hehe....Ummmm.... :mint25: *runs off*
Asuran: But I won the battle of sexiness!
Cagalli: Does our affair mean nothing?
Lacus: But I thought no one used that peephole but me.
Sai: Now what am I going to do with this cyanide.....
Me: *stares* You guys are just messed.

Lol! And FLAY IS NOT A BITCH! EVERYONE WHO SIAS THAT IS MESSED IN THE MIND AND VERRY MEAN!!!! And I don't lead Mia books because once I leant her an Inu book and now it is covered in this pink stuff. I just don't trust her. Sorry Mia!

LOL funny updates kaitlyn good job

Chiara,you know where I stand! I can't stand her!!!!!!!!!!