The Monkey

There was once a monkey. He was renowned to the other monkeys. He was very agile when playing football. Then one day he got a foul. So he had to learn a new technique. So now he has to work very hard to achieve his goal. He wanted to be the best monkey ever in the jungle.

That day he visited the elder monkeys for the test. The elder monkeys agreed, but gave him a warning. "If you shold fail to fufill the test they you must die, a shameful death," So the monkey agreed. But the monkey failed miserbly. So at the end the elder monkeys fed him to the alligators. The End

haha this reminds me of this joke about a monkey and alligaters (sp?) i minus well put it up, sorry though. but it's pretty funny

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and
looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits
next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard
says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the
river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint
with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river
while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle,
finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks
up and says "Hey you!"

The monkey looks down and says "Dude....... how much water did you drink?!!"

LOL

that wasn't funny at all.it was stupid.

I thought it was funny!

well thats you not me..I thought it was just plain stupid.
Theirs nothing funny about it.

i didn't get it.......