You know how you sit down to watch your favorite animes on television or read your favorite manga...well...beyond the giant robots, the demons, prestests, alchemists, and school girls...our everyday anime charaters go through life, just like you do...this is the story of a group of friends handling life...outside the cameras.

Chapter 1: A Prisoned Heart

~*~*Kagome's House*~*~

Kagome: I'll be back mom! I'm gonna visit him again.
Kagome's mom(whatever her name is):Ok dear. Be careful now!
Kagome: I will. See ya mom! Love ya!
Mom: Ok. Bye hunny!

Kagome left her house and started walking off to the outskirts of the city. Just then, she was grabed and about to be beaten up by two, shady big guys.(Well...one big guy and a short dude)
???: I'M NOT SHORT!!!!!
(Ok, ok...one big guy, and a medium sized guy...)
???: That's better...NOW GIMME YOUR MONEY!

Kagome: AAAAAHHH...Huh?? Guys...that wasn't funny...
Al: I'm sorry....it was Ed's idea!
Ed: -_- Traitor...
Al: So, what are doing here Kagome?
Kagome: I'm going to visit my boyfriend.
Ed: O.o When did you get a boyfriend???
Kagome: Well....it's because....uh...
Al: What's wrong?
Kagome: I never told you cause.....he's.....kinda in jail...
Ed and Al: :0_0: OMFG!!!
Kagome: :mint29:
Ed: WHAT KINDA BOYFRIEND IS THAT???
Al: What did he do to you???
Kagome: Not me...he just...kinda....shot his brother....again...
Al: O.O
Ed: AND YOU'RE GONNA SEE THIS LUNATIC????
Kagome: Yeah! I love him! I'm sure he had a good reason...
Ed: >.>
Kagome: What??? Don't gimme that look!!

~*~*Federal Anime Prison*~*~

Inuyasha: SHIT!!!! I'M IN JAIL!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!!
Saskue: Hey...what'cha in for?
Inuyasha: Shot a guy...how about you?
Saskue: Well...I tried to kill my brother...
Inuyasha: OMG! YOU HATE YOUR BROTHER?? I HATE MY BROTHER TOO!
Saskue: Omg...crazy world..
Inuyasha: Hey...what's he in for?
Naruto: Eh....robbed a Ramen store...
Inuyasha: :0_0: OMFG!!!! I LOVE RAMEN!!!
Naruto: I LOVE RAMEN TOO!! BELIEVE IT!!!
Saskue: ....oh God....
Inuyasha: What's that guy in for?
Alucard: ~Pops out of the shadows~ Killed a couple hundred vampires...a few humans...hehe
Inuyasha: O.o He scares me...
Sasuke: He scares everyone...
Naruto: Now listen up! We're breaking out of here! Tonight! Believe it!!
Inuyasha: Alright!
Alucard: ~very creepy smile~ Hehe...
Inuyasha: o.O...You know....maybe you should stay.....
Sasuke: Well...let's go. The name's Sasuke, by the way...
Naruto: Naruto here!
Alucard: The name's Alucard...demon boy...
Inuyasha: You....really don't have to come....really...the place is perfect for you anyways...it's creepy...you're creepy....stay a while...
Sasuke: Ok...what's the plan?
Naruto: Ok! Listen up! *Whispers to everyone*
Sasuke: Ah, finally...you're actually useful...
Naruto: :hellokitty10: SHUT IT!!!

~*~*Outside of Prison*~*~

Kagome: We're here!
Ed: Woah...it's huge...
Al: I...I'm scared...are the people here nice?
Kagome: Most of them are the nicest people you'll ever meet! Others....well...they'll kill you where you stand...
Al: O.o
Ed: Whatever...we can take them....right Al?
Al: ~Trying to sneak off~ Uh....yeah! Hehehe.....
Ed: ~Grabs that apron he has~ Come on you scardy cat...
Al: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! WAHHHHH!!! I DON'T WANNA GO!!! WAHHHHH!!!!
Kagome: Well...here we go!

And Kagome, Edward, and Alphonse all traveled into the prison to visit Kagome's boyfriend, Inuyasha. What troublesome charaters would they meet? Will they come out alive? What is Naruto's secret break out plan? Will Alucard ever stop being creepy? Probabally not...but the other questions will be answered in the next chapter...

If you are reading this...thanks for reading and please reply...if you don't...the transmitter i embeded in your head will explode at my comand....I control you! You must obey! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I like it :blue20: lol. Inu shot Sesshy...........ramen :blue20:

Chapter 2: To Kyoto We Go!

~*~*Federal Anime Prison*~*~

Our three friends wandered the long halls of the prison looking for Inuyasha. The cells were littered with the most dangerous flat footed charaters in anime history....well...just people of random animes...

Al: Can...can..we go now? This place is scary...
Kagome: We have to see Inuyasha first.
Ed: Yeah! Stop being a chicken already, Al!
Al: I'm not a chicken!
Kagome: Then come on! His cell is close by.

They kept walking untill they reached a nifty cell with glitter and sunshine everywhere.

Ed: :questioning: Isn't this cell alittle too happy to be in jail ?
Rin: Hi Kagome!!!
Al: O.O Why is there a little girl in jail??
Rin: Lord Sesshoumaru said to wait here as he broke out of jail.
Ed: Did you ever realized that he just ditched you?
Rin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
HAHAHA!!! GOOD ONE!
Kagome: Listen, Rin, have you seen Inuyasha?
Rin: Oh, he broke out of jail two hours ago!
Kagome: :0_0: WHAT?!?
Rin: Yep! Him, a guy with the yellow spiky hair, a guy with the blue jacket, and a creepy guy with red went with him.
Kagome: Do you know where they went?
Rin: I think they went to Kyoto...i think..
Kagome: O.O But that place is like....miles from here!!
Ed: Just great...now what?
Kagome: You know what that means...ROAD TRIP!
Rin: ~slips through the bars~ can i come?
Ed: O.o Rin...if you could slip through the bars at any time....WHY DIDN'T YOU DO IT?!
Rin: I told you! I was waiting for Sesshoumaru-sama!
Ed: -_-
Kagome: Come on gang! We're heading on the road!
Al: But we need a car...
Kagome: Awwww....where we gonna get a car?
Ed: I think I know...follow me!

And the gang left the prison to get a car on their travel to the Kyoto to finally catch up to Inuyasha....speaking of which...

~*~*On the road*~*~

Sasuke: ~Holding on to the car for dear life~ WHO THE HELL TAUGHT YOU TO DRIVE?!?!?!?
Inuyasha: I CAN DRIVE FINE!!!
Naruto: LET ME DRIVE!! LET ME DRIVE!!
Inuyasha: NO!
Naruto: YES!!
Inuyasha: NO, YOU BASTARD!!!
Naruto: YES, YOU JACKASS!!!!
Alucard: ~Surrounds the car in scary pitch black darkness~ Calm down...
Inuyasha: :0_0: OMG!!!! SO HORRABLE!!!
Sasuke: 0.o
Naruto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHH
Alucard: ~creepysmile~
Inuyasha: I told you to leave him behind!!!
Sasuke: Look...how are we going to even suppost to get to Kyoto anyways?
Naruto: Don't worry! We'll get there! Just you wait!
~car sounds~
Inuyasha: Wha...what was that?
Naruto: Uh oh..........uh........we may be.......out of gas...
Sasuke: YOU DUMBASS!! I TOLD YOU TO FILL THE GAS UP!!!
Naruto: I thought you were gonna do it...
Sasuke: -_- Great.....what else could go wrong?
~sirenes~
Inuyasha: O.O OH S*IT!
Sasuke: Please let that be the paramedics....
Naruto: Oh man!! Now what?!
Alucard: I have an idea...hehe
Inuyasha: O.o

~*~*Winry's Automail Shop*~*~

Ed: HEY WINRY!
Winry: ~Throws a wrench at Ed~ YOU BROKE YOUR AUTOMAIL AGAIN!? YOU DUMBASS!!!
Al: It's not that...we need to borrow your car.
Winry: Oh....opps....hehe...sorry Ed...
Ed: ~Big ass bump on his head~ BE QUICK WITH THE INFO NEXT TIME!!!!
Kagome: Hello there, Winry!
Winry: Kagome!! Nice to see you again! *hugs*
Kagome: *Hugs back* ^_^
Rin: Hello there, Ma'am
Winry: Awww....who's this sweetie?
Kagome: My friend, Rin!
Winry: She's so cute!
Rin: :blush: Thank you.
Winry: :angelstar7:
Al: So...can we use your car?
Winry: Sure, why?
Ed: ~icepack on head~ We need to get to Kyoto.
Winry: O.O THAT FAR?!
Kagome: Please? My boyfriend is out there...
Winry: Aww...Ok then! I'll do aything for love! To the bat cave!

They all slide down poles in the back of the shop and all of a sudden, they were all dressed as batman, robin, and batgirls.

Ed: Omg! What's with the red cape and mask?! The hell!!
Al: Cool! I look cool, right brother?
Ed: NO, you look stupid! Take that off!
Winry: Omg! This costume makes me look fat!!!
Kagome: I kinda like it!
Rin: My spidy senses are tingling!
Winry: Rin..sweetie...wrong superhero..
Rin: Oh... :mint29:

Then they all ripped off their weird outfits to reveal their normal clothes and they all jumped into Winry's car.

Winry: Let's go!
Ed: :scare: OMG!! YOU'RE DRIVING WINRY?!
Winry: Duh! Of course!
Ed: ~quickly buckles up and ties self to car~ You all better do the same!!
Winry: >.>
Kagome: Awww...don't be mean, Ed! I'm sure she's fine!
Winry: Ok! Let's go!!!

The car was ignighted and they zoomed out of the garage in lightning speed!

Winry: WOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Al: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rin: OOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
Ed: IIIIIIIII TTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
LLDDDDDDDDD YYYYYOOOOOUUUUU!!!!
Kagome: ~Holds onto Ed~ HHHOOLLLYY CCRRAAPPPP!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!
Ed: ~Blushes~ Hehehehe
Winry: HANG ON!!! WE'RE REACHING A RAMP!!
Ed: CAN'T WE GO A NORMAL WAY?!?!
Winry: NO! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The car zooms off the ramp and flies over the air, over the unfinished bridge, and...over the Dukes of Hazard?

Dukes: YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH
HAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW
Winry: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAWWWW
Ed: WHY IS SHE TRYING TO KILL US?!?!?!
Al: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
H
Rin: :cryriver:
Kagome: ~Holds onto Ed tighter~ WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Ed: Kagome....I.....can't......breathe.....

They hit the ground with a powerful thump and began driving the road normally.
Everyone appears crazy haired and like they just ran a mile.

Winry: WWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WHAT A RIDE!
Ed: O.O NEVER DO THAT AGAIN YOU PSYCO BITCH!!!
Al: @_@
Rin: ~scred for life~ O.O
Kagome: ~Shivering~ Omg....
Winry: Ok gang! Off to Kyoto we go!

Will Kagome and the gang reach Kyoto and be reunited with Inuyasha? Will Inuyasha and the gang get caught and rearrested? What is Alucard's mysterious plan? Will Winry and Inuyasha ever learn how to drive? *Cough* Hell no! *Cough* But the other questions will be answered in the next chapter.

(DUN DUN DUN!!!)

Wow, what crazyness.. :blue20: I LIKE THE CRAZYNESS!! I wish I could drive like that and not get into any trouble.. -_- Unfourtunatley (or fortunatley for the rest of the world! :crazybunny10:) I can't drive.. For another two monthes, that is!! :run4urlife: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I'M GONNA DRIVE LIKE WINRY!!

That was so funny :blue20: , my sister yelled at me for laughing, of coarse she yells at for everything :cryriver:

I'm sorry your sister yells at you for laughing, lordSesshy.. :blue20: My sister's four, so I wouldn't know how that is.. :crazybunny10: I hope this story is updated soon, tho!

don't worry about it, my sis yells at me for being alive too, she just doesn't tell anyone, Sesshouamru and inuyasha are closer then me and my mean sissi

That's gotta be pretty hard! :blue20:

I already planed her murder and everything, now all I need is an acomlice who wants to get killed and I'll be ready to go, and it's her or me, and it ain't gonna be me, so that winy butt imature sister of mine shall die, actully she's moving in with my second oldest sis Ashley, so I'll be an only child soon.

Lucky!! I wish I was an only child.. Good luck with death plots and such! :blue20:

thanks, I'm kinda sad about the watse of a perfectly good murder plan, oh well, I just save it for when I'm a profesional assasion.

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!! :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: : HAHAHAHAHHHAAH!!! dukes of hazard!!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO!!! batman and robin!!!! spidey senses!!! :blue20: ........ok.....ok I'm fine.... :blue20: UPDATE PLEASE!!!!

That was funny! I love it!!!!

Update as soon as you can!!!!!!!!!!!!!

more please :pinkusagi08:

UPDATIONS!!!!! PLEASE READ MY POKEMON AND INUYASHA CROSSOVER!!

update please, or I'll plan your assionation, I already know a computer geek who can track you down so update!

O.O omg! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! ~Runs off to Hawaii~

Chapter 3: Enter An Anime Hitch-Hiker

We join Inuyasha and the gang about to be caught and taken to jail by the police. What will our heroes....or criminals...do today?

Policeman: License and registration please.
Inuyasha: Uhhhhhh.....
Policeman: Hey! Aren't you that white haired guy that's been stealing anime girls away and killing them?
Inuyasha: What?! No! I just shot my bro!...opps...
Sasuke: Great....smoothe move...
Naruto: Uh....hehe....we don't know him!
Policeman: I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of the car.
Alucard: Excuse me, but I think I can answer your questions. Let's talk in your car. Hehe..
Policeman: Uh...ok?

They both went into the police car and all of a sudden, the whole car is covered with darkness and all that can be heard is the horrable screams of the policeman. The darkness engulfs his remains and the car, and reforms to show Alucard standing there like nothing happened.

Alucard: Hehe
Everyoneelse: O.O
Sasuke: ~Grabs Naruto and throws him in the back~ TRADE SEATS!
Naruto: O.o ~grabs Inuyasha and throws him in the back~ I'LL DRIVE!
Inuyasha: NOOOO! I DON'T WANNA SIT NEXT TO....uh...hehe....Hey Alucard!
Alucard: ~sits next to Inu, looks at him and smiles~
Inuyasha: DON'T KILL ME!!!
Alucard: Not yet, demon boy...hehe
Inuyasha: O.O HELP!!!
Naruto: ~Puts on music~ You hear something Sasuke?
Sasuke: Nope!

~*~*Outskirts of Kawasaki*~*~

Ed: Winry......I'm hungry.....where are we?......I'm bored....I need to go to the bathroom.......Winry....are you listening?....Are we there yet?...Huh Winry? We there?
Winry: FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY SHUT UP ED! ~wacks him with a wrench~
Ed: @_@
Al: O.o You alright, brother?
Rin: O.o
Kagome: Ed? ~poke~
Ed: Scooby-dooby doo! Where are you?
Kagome: ~slaps him~
Ed: OWW! ~Holds head~ WHY IS EVERYONE ABUSING ME?!?
Winry: CUZ YOU DON'T SHUT UP! NOW QUIET!
Ed: -_-
Kagome: So how far are we?
Winry: We're driving on the outskirts of Kawasaki...It may take a while to get to Kyoto though...
Kagome: ~sigh~
Winry: Don't worry1 At this rate, we'll get there!
Kagome: ^_^
Al: Hey look! It's a gas station!
Winry: Good! Let's make a stop!

The car pulls up to the gas station as Winry pays a man for the gas. As the car fulls, a strange guy,who was oddly waiting at the gas station, walked up to them.

Kurama: Greetings
Kagome: Oh, hello!
Winry: O.O :hellokitty08:
Kurama: ~Looks at Winry~ ???
Ed: Ignore her, she's weird. My name is Ed and this is my bro, Al.
Al: Hello!
Rin: ~Bows~ Hello! My name is Rin.
Kagome: I'm Kagome, and that's Winry!
Winry: :santa<3:
Kurama: Hello to you all. I am Kurama.
Winry: Nice name...pretty name...pretty hair...
Kurama: O.o

Ed: So...why are you at a gas station?
Kurama: Oh, waiting for someone...but I doubt they will come...so I guess I'm stuck here.
Winry: COME WITH US!!!
Kagome: Yeah! We have room! We have a jeep!
Kurama: Oh, thank you, but I don't mean to bother.
Winry: NO BOTHER AT ALL! JOIN US! ^_^
Kurama: Uh...ok then! ^-^
Kagome: Then it's setteled! Let's get going! ^^ They finished with the gas now!
Winry: Here, Kurama! Sit here! Next to me! :inlove:
Kurama: Uh...ok.

Ed: ~pulls Al away~ Listen...there's something about this guy I don't like.
Al: >> Are you just jealous he's getting the attention of Winry?
Ed: Hell no! <.< It's just that...his story doesn't add up...I don't like it...let's keep an eye on him.
Al: Ok.

Everyone walks into the car, and they drove off to the road.

Kagome: So, where you heading to, Kurama?
Kurama: Oh,...to Osaka to visit some friends.
Ed: ~cough~ Bullshit! ~cough~
Winry: :mad: ~Hits Ed with another wrench~
Ed: @_@
Kurama: O.o Oh, my...
Kagome: You ok, Ed?
Ed: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongbob Squarepants!
Kagome: ~Rest Ed's head on her shoulder~ Maybe you shouldn't talk anymore...before you get brain damage >.>
Ed: ~Blushes~ Uh...yeah...
Winry: Antways, you can travel with us from now on, since we're heading to Kyoto. We'll drop you off on the way! ^^
Kurama; Thank you, Winry.
Winry: :blush: Y..Y..You're welcome!
Kurama: (Good...almost there...the plan will continue.)


Who is this mysterious Kurama? Does he have a secret to hide? What will befall our heroes? Will Inuyasha get over his fears of Alucard? Maybe with theraphy, but that and more in the next chapter.

Dun Dun Dun!!

:blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! :blue20: :blue20: SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!!! :blue20: SPONGE-BOB!!! :blue20: :blue20: KURAMA :blue20: :blue20:

Winry: :hellokitty08: Kurama :santa<3:

me: GRRR!!!! DIE!!!! *gets chainsaw*

Winry: GRRRR!!! *gets wrench*

Kurama: :sweatdrop:

lol!!!! I can't believe that! That is soooo funny!

me: HANDS OFF OF KURAMA!

Kurama: But Hiei is yours.

me: Oh, yeah! Never mind.

Poor Alucard. He is soo cool but so abused in this story.

:blue20: I bet Hiei feels left out

me: don't you Hiei

Hiei: *eating icecream* hm?

me: nevermind

Poor Hiei....I should put you in the story shouldn't I Hiei-kins?

Hiei: I don't care...
Me: GOOD! YOU'RE IN THE STORY! CONGRATES!
Hiei: Not caring....

>.> Now where should I put him...hmm....what should I do next...???

--Yay! 400 post! I ish a Kikyou! ^_^ *throws a party*

Hiei, you took my ice cream again!

Hiei: It's mine.

me: Did it come from my freezer?

Hiei: Yes.

me: THEN IT'S MINE!

bad Hiei :blue20:

me: *puts on detective suit* why'd you take it?
Hiei: I didn't.....
me: really? that's what they all say...
Hiei: it wasn't me......someone framed me
me: who could that be? was it YOU? *turns to Mukuro5*
Mukuro5: why would I steal from myself?
me: good point.....who was it than Hiei?
Hiei: uh......uh.....Kurama!! it was Kurama!! he's evil I tell you!!!
me: Kurama? he's the sweetest guy I know.
Hiei: that's what he wants you to think
*a big brick hurls out of nowhere and hits Hiei
Hiei: x.x
me: well that's the end of this case.
Mukuro5: you didn't solve anything..
me: I know....I'm a genius
Mukuro5: suuure you are...
*a few hours later*
Kurama: *comes out of hiding with big brick* one down....two to go

lol Poor Hiei. *takes back ice cream* Why do I have the erge to say the Trix commercal with Ice cream subsituted in for Trix?

then do it :blue20:

Silly Rabbit. Ice cream is for kids. lol

Rabbit = Hiei
ice cream = Trix

:blue20:

I thought it would be like this....

silly midget ice cream is for kids :blue20: or.....

silly demon icecream is for kids

silly three-eyed midget. Ice cream is for kids.

Hiei: HEY!!!!

me: Get over it.

I think you guys went a little crazy, oh well at least I don't have to assoinate anyone, yet.

lol :blue20: I like that one and yes lordSesshy......we are insane......well at least I am

if your crazy raise your hand and I'll tell you a secret.

O.o You guys are crazy....real crazy....eh! I'll join! *raises hand* But am I really not never crazy all the time? >.> <.< MUHAHAHA!

Ok, I'm a highly skilled assasion in training and I'm planning a surprise for everyone, not involeling my future profession thankfully.I'll tell the surprise later though.

*raises hand* wait......you WHAT?! 0.o :0_0:

what? being and assasoin sounds like fun, and I already have no concience, or were you talking about my surprise for later?

no........it might be alittle fun........can you teach me how? :cactus25: my first killing shall be Kuwabara :mwaha:

ok, I'll pm the instrucktions to you.

:pinkusagi08: What about me? :pinkusagi08:

you wanna be and assasion too? or do you want the surprise? opps I forgot the surprise!*runs and gets surprise* it's a ramen party! *hands out Ramen to everyone.

:newyear: :angelstar22: :pinkusagi17: :excited: :victory: :peace: :cheerleader: :music: :wave: :jump: :D :noodles: :noodles:

The first question. RAMEN YAY!!!! *eats ramen*