OK, this is going to be a hilarious fanfiction! here goes.

*Under the sea*
Spongebob- Hey Patrick!!! Guess what I found when I woke up this morninig?
Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhh......uhhhhhhhhhhh......root beer?
Spongebob: No silly! I found a portal to who knows where!!!
Patrick: COOL!!! Let's go!
Sqidward: What are you morons doing?
Spongebob: Hi squidward! I found a partal to who knows where!!!
Squidward: So?
Mr. Krabs: Ahoy Matties! We better get into that portal before the money leaves!
Squidward: Was that supposed to make any sense?
Mr. Krabs: No, but let's get going anyway!
*They jump into the portal*

*Inuyasha's place*

Inuyasha: What the hell is this thing?!
Kagome: It looks like...a portal.
Inuyasha: Yea, a portal dripping with water...smart Kagome.
Kagome: Sit boy!
*Inuyasha falls face first*
*Suddenly, portal starts to float and 4 people...or things come out.*
Spongebob: That was way cool!
Patrick: Yea! Let's do it again!
Squidward: AHHH!!! Where are we?!
Mr. Krabs: I dunno, as long as there's money, I'm fine.
*Sponbebob starts laughing his annoying laugh*
*Inuyasha covers his ears*
Inuyasha: "Shut the hell up with that retarded laugh!!!
Spongebob and Patric: UUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! You said a bad word!!!
Inuyasha: Who the fuck gives a shit?! Shut the fuck up before I rip your mouth out!!!
Spongebob: *laughs first* There's nothing wrong wioth the way I laugh. *Starts laughing again*
*Inuyasha's going nuts now*
Kagome": Calm down Inuyasha. Listen, where are you from?
Spongebob: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob squarepants! *Continues to sing the rest of the song*
Inuyasha: *Going really nuts now* If you say one more word, I'm going to murder you!!!
Spongebob: Why?
Miroku: *Trying to hold Inuyasha back* Now hold on Inuyasha, can't we find a place to keep him?
*Naraku appears suddenly*
Naraku: Inuyasha, I'm here to fight....who's that? I've never seen such a strange creature.
Inuyasha: Who cares?! *Picks up Spongebob and the others and shoves them into Naraku's arms* Here, you take them. I'm sure you can use them for some type of plan of yours.
Naraku: O....kay. Thanks....filthy half-breed.
*Dissapeares*
Inuyasha: Ah! Peace and quiet at last!
*They start traveling again*
*At Naraku's place*
Spongebob: What's this? What's that? Can I play with your hair? Why do you have red eyes? Why do you carry a fan? What's your name? Where do you live? What;s your favorite color? Where is my room? What's my alarm clock? Who are you? Why do you wear all white? Why are yuou dressed in that weird dress? Where are you taking me? Can I go home now?
Naraku and the others: O.O
Kagura *trying to stay calm*: Will you please shut up?!
Spongebob: Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Kohaku: Why did you take him in anyway?
Naraku: I have no clue. >.>;
Kagura: AHHHHHH!!! I can't take it anymore!!!!
*Grabs Spongebob and the others and flies off with them*

Alright, here's rhe bigining of the fiction. Hope you like it!

Wow,Halarious,I like it,Add sesshomaru!

:blue20: SO TRUE LOL SO TRUE!! LMAO!

one word...wtf....okay can't stop laughin.

omg im laughing so hard im crying :blue20:

:blue20: I'm glad you like it. I was trying not tolaugh when I wrote those oarts. Don't worry, I'll add Sesshomaru, and Kouga and anybody else? Tell me if I', missing anybody and if you want me to put them in this. OK? I'll update in a minute.

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oh hi rose.........yah thats it and now :mint40: :crazybunny10: :mint40: :crazybunny10: :mint40: :crazybunny10: :crazybunny10:

Hi nicole. Don't do that. People are going to start hyelling at you about doing it. I'm warnining you nicely beofre these other people yell at you. You're my friend, so I'm helping you. Glad you like it though. ^_^

lol good story very funny XD and HA i beat kayla to reading one of ur storys for once ^^

very funny story I give you another A+ since it's so funny, you got me crying over here and I'm under tornado watch cancel that make it warning again. *on laptop*

Sorry for not updating like I said I would. The library closed so suddenly. Anyway, here's an update.

*On the feather flying through the skies*

Spongebob and Patrick: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squidward: Could you two make anymore noise?
Spongebob and Patrick (screaming now): WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! THIS IS SO MUCH FUN! IT'S LIKE YOU'RE REALLY FLYING!!!
Squidward: We are flying you nitwits!!!
Kagura: If any one of you say another word, I'll throw you overboard.
*Spongebob and Patrick start to hug her*
Spongebob: :pinkusagi08: Please don't throw us overboard...please?
Kagura: Get off or I will!
Spongebob and Patrick accidentally fall off and dragging Squidward and Mr. Krabs with them*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Kagura (from above): OH well, that takes care of that, now I'm going to have to go back to Naraku.*Flies off toward Naraku's place*
*On the ground now*
Spongebob: That was fun, we should do it again sometime.
Patrick: YEA!!!
*Kagura comes back and takes them away*
Kagura: I know a place...or a person you can stay with. He may not be as nice though.
*Later, where Sesshomaru is*
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru, isn't that that lady named Kagura? *Points to sky*
Jaken: What does that incopetent woman possibly want this time?
Sesshomaru: Jaken, watch your mouth.
*Kagura lands and runs over to him.*
Kagura: Here. Take them. *Hands over Spongebob and the others*
Sesshomaru: What makes you think I want them?
Kagura: They're REALLY quiet, they won't bother you.
Sesshomaru: Your sarcasim is rather low, but I'll take them. *starts walking away*
*Later*
Rin (singing): Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? *continues singing*
Sesshomaru (thinking): If this continues, I might go insane.
*Later, at a camp*
(Everyone's finished singing now)
Spongebob (looking at Sesshomaru): Why do you have white hair? Why do do have yellow eyes? What's your name? Where is your home? Why do you walk around all day? Don't you ever get tired of walking? Why don't you sleep? Why don't you eat? Why don't you just travel alone? Why are you staring at me now? Can I have some icecream? Do you know what icecream is? Can I sing my song again? Can I eat now?
Sesshomaru (glaring): I will not answert any of your childish quyestons.
Spongebob: Why?
Sesshomaru: Because I choose not to.
Spongebob: Why?
Sesshomaru (about to go nuts): If you say why one more time...
Spongebob: Hey, you look like that guy that had the cute, fuzzy, doggy ears. Why?
*Sesshomaru walks over and grabs spongebob and the others*
Squidward: Now look at what you've done! He could kill us!
Spongebob: What?! NOOOOOOOOO!!! *starts crying*
Sesshomaru: Who says I'm going to kill you? I'm just taking you somewhere where ou can stay for good. Rin, stay here. Jaken, watch over her. *He leaves*
*Back to where Inuyasha is*
Inuyasha: Alright! I'm so glad we got rid of that talking cheese block. It's so quiet and peaceful now.
Miroku: I have to agree. That laugh was rather annoying.
*Sesshomaru walks up to them*
Inuyasha: Sesshomaru! What are you doing here?
Sesshomaru: Giving you something that shouldn't have found it's way to me. *Gives Spongebob and others to him*
Inuyasha: Oh hell No! You're not dumping these idoits back on me!
Sesshomaru: And why not?
Inuyasha: Because they're annoying!
Sesshomaru: Prove it, little brother.
Inuyasha: Fine! Hey, you, the cheese thingy...stat laughing.
*Spongebogb laughs*
Spongebob: I'm not a cheese block, I'm a talking sponge. *starts laughing uncontrollably*
Inuyasha: HA! I told you Sesshomaru! Hey...where are you going?
Sesshomaru: I'm leaving. My work here's done. *dissapears*
Spongebob: YAY!!! I'M BACK WITH THE FUZZY EARED DOGGY PERSON!!!
Inuyasha: Whast'd you just call me?
Spongebob: DOGGY BOY! DOGGY BOY! (continues chanting)
Inuyasha: I swear, if one more thing happens, they're dead.
*Another portal appears and a squirrel comes out*
Sandy: Howdy ya'll!!! Hope yer not gettin into trouble.
Spongebob: Hi Sandy! Youi found a portal too?
Sandy: Yea...bit strange...but not as strange as we look right now.
*they start talking*
Inuyasha (whispering to his group): Hey, maybe if we're quiet, we could sneak away.
*They start walking, tripping over twigs and tree braches and everything that can make some noise*
Miroku: I don't understnad. We're making all this noise and yet they don't hear us.
Sandy: HEY!!! Who's out there?!
*Inu group quietly sneaking away*
*Later*
Inuyasha: Wo! Glad we're away form them!
Spongebob: Yea! Who were we running away from?
Inu gorup: O.O

Alright, that's enough for now. Sorry if it's not funny. I still hope you like it. Tell me anymore chracters that I'm missing. I'm doing Kouga next, but anyone else? I know Kikyo too. Is there anyone that I'm missing? Tell me, please.

This is so funny, keep going I love it. ^_^

^_^ Glad you like it. I'll try and update after more people reply. I'm off to update one of my other fanfictions, see ya!

This is so funny Rose!!! Update when you can! ^-^

:crazybunny10: lol good update

Glad more people like it. ^_^

how about sou'nga returns and spongbob or omeone gets it and well...you get the pic, a reinate of the 3 rd inu movie but funny and Spongebob drives the Sou'nga nuts!

I know my idea is stupid....:(

but i'd be funny!:)

I'll think about it. I've seen the third movie, but I still have to think about it. Oh, and don't double post please. Just click the edit button and continue writting please. ^_^ I'm not tryig to be mean. Just giving you a warning before people bit your head off about it.

Greatn updates! This story is good!

Thanks. I just finished updating 'Sesshomaru goes to high school' if you're interested. Going to go update 'One love, then another', chao for now people!!!!

I love this story so much.

Thanks. ^_^

:blue20: What about Plankton?!? :blue20:

Oh! Thanks! I totaly forgot about Plankton! And Mrs. Puff, Mermaid man and barnicle boy(lol) and others that I just remembered. This is going to be hilarious!!! I won't update now though. I only watch the show when I'm bored as heck and have nothing better to do...or my cousins make me watch it. >.< It's kinda stupid sometimes. But sometimes it's funny...considering his stupid laugh. My cousins';s already trying to imitate his laugh! It's driving me nuts!!!

HA! loved the ending to chap. 2
needed a good laugh, thanks kamilah ^^

:blue20: Plankton will crush Sesshomaru!!! :blue20:

Hey , Rose , thanks about the tip for double posting!

love_ichigo,(could I call u something else other than that?)Sesshomaru will slash plankton to bits with his Dragon Strike!LOL,well it depends on how smart plankton is that day!LOL:) :blue20: :blue20:

Alright people, here's another update. I told you it was going to be funny!

*Somewhere in the forest the Inu gang with the annoying group [you know who] are walking*

Inuyasha (glaring at Spongebob): When will he shut up?
Sango: Aw, c'mon Inuyasha, he's not all that bad, is he? I mean, look how cute he is.
Inuyasha: -_- You're kidding, right?
Sango: Uh......no.
Shippo: Sango's right! He's funny!!!
*They see Sesshomaru with Rin and Jaken*
Spongebob: HEY!!! SILVERED-HAIRED DUDE!!! OVER HERE!!!
Patrick: YEA!!! LOOKIT OVER HERE!!!
Inuyasha: Hey! shut up!
Patrick: Why don't you make us?
Inuyasha: It'll be my pleasure! *starts walking over slowly*
Sesshomaru: What's the matter Inuyasha? Having trouble with fresh fish?
Inuyasha: Shut the hell up Sesshomaru! Nobody asked you!
Spongebob and Patrick: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! YOU SAID A BAD WORD AGAIN!!! MR. KRABS! DO SOMETHING BEFORE WE START SAYING BAD WORDS!!!
Mr. Krabs: I'm on it. *walks over and grabs one of Inuyasha's ears* I don't ever want you to say those words again!
Inuyasha: Why you stupid crustacious cheapstake!!! Let go of my damn ear!!! Let go before I hack you in half!
Mr. Krabs: *holds ear tighter* I just said that I don't want to hear it again!
Inuyasha: It's a free country! I can say whatever the fuck I want!!! So GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT OF A FISH!!!
Mr. Krabs: *almost rips ear off* I SAID NO BAD WORDS!
Inuyasha: Damn you...*takes out tetsusuaiga* I'll hack you to pieces!!!
Mr. Krabs: HOLY SHIT!!! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!!!
Spongebob: *gasps* Mr. Krabs! You said a bad word! I'm telling your mother!
Mr. Krabs: NO! Not me mother!!!
Spongebob: You've been a naughty boy Mr. Krabs. Pay!!!
Squidward: I dunno if you've noticed or not but uh...we're kinda stuck here.
Patrick (this whole time): uhhhhhhhhh............*drooling*.............uhhhhhhhhh
*Portal appears suddenly and something tiny comes out*
Plankton: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH THIS AWESOME TELEPORTATION DEVICE I FOUND!!!
Spongebob: Hi Plankton.
Plankton: Spongebob...? How'd you get here?
Spongebob: Same way you did.
PLankton: Darn it!
Inuyasha: You know, there's no problem with saying 'Damn it' you know.
SPongebob: *starts hugging Inuyasha* NOOO!!! PLease don't say bad words!!!
Inuyasha: *trying to get away* Let go!!! Ack! You're choking me!!! Let go dammit!!!
Spongebob: I'll tell your mother that you'rew saying these words!!!
Inuyasha: Good luck! My mom's been dead for years.
*Izayoi appears out of no where*
Izayoi: Inuyasha, my son.
Inuyasha: O.O No way...
Spongebob: Excuse me...he's saying bad words...can you make him stop?
Inuyasha: Don't listen to him! I'm not saying any fucking bad words....oops.
*Izayoi walks over and starts giving Inuyasha a spanking...a really hard one*
Izayoi: There, all better.
Inuyasha: Ow....what do you mean better? You just made it worse!!!
*Izayoi dissapears*
Plankton: Not that this isn't fun, but I have this deimension to take control over! *Turns to Sesshomaru* Even you will bow down to me!
Sesshomaru: Not in your life. *Steps all over him, then leaves*

Alright people, her's another one. Hope you like it. I'm planning on something for the future in this fic. But, you'll see when we get there.

that wan't nice of Sesshomaru, but I would of done it too I guess.

Glad someone read it. ^^; They'll probably read it later, but I have to get off at 6:45 here...and right now it's.......6:35.

YAHOO!!!GO PLANLTON!!! KICK SESSHY'S SORRY ASS! :cheerleader:
(my mother comes) :bear09: :...:

me- aww..... :0_0:

God that was halarious, I was crying when I read it!Then my sis came over and now she's reading,and what'd ya mean 'YAHOO!!!GO PLANLTON!!! KICK SESSHY'S SORRY ASS! '?Sesshomaru stepped on him!LOL!

Glad you like it. ^_^ I'll try and update later, k people?

I'll update later, K?

k ^^

UPDATE SOON!!

you can either: kitty
callie-co
:cat:

^_^ Glad you like it.

It was horrible... j/k it was nice n_n few mistakes, but funny, keep going with the story n_n.