part 1
at hogwards school Harry and company had just lost a quiddich (sp?) and Harry becomes frustrated

Ron: Harry are you okay?

Harry: no, if that bastard Malfoy haden't tricked me into buying this cheesy broom stick then I'd be partying right now.

Ron: it's okay Harry, no one will think too much of it.

Harry: or will they...

*Malfoy and his friends finger Harry*

Harry: THAT'S IT!!!!! PREPARE TO DIE YOU F**KING FAGGOT!!!

Ron: calm down Harry. sheesh.

Harry wasn't the only one having a bad day, meanwhile Bankotsu the leader of the shichinentai and his friends were traviling along, Bankotsu tripped over Mukotsu three times, fell through a bridge with a hole, tripped on Mukotsu three more times, Renkotsu picks on him for his size and Renkotsu won't stop picking on him for his size.

Renkotsu: hey shorty can you put high heels on to look taller?

Bankotsu: shut up.

Suikotsu: it's the best thing to do.

Jakotsu: yeah, he'll kill you agaijn.

Ginkotsu: geesh remember last time you made Oaniki's day harder for him?

Renkotsu: oh yeah......

done part 1, I ran out of ideas.

I hope some of you guys liked it!

I like it keep up the good work.

part 2

Harry was so annoyed that day, he casted a spell that would send him to the feudal era. As soon as he is there he passes out.

Harry: *wakes up* where am I?????

Then Suikotsu and Bankotsu stare at the boy and greet him warmly.

Bankotsu: I'm the leader of the seven mercenaries, Bankotsu.

Suikotsu: I'm Suikotsu.

Harry: that explians who you two chinese people are.

Bankotsu: *singing* me chinese me no dumb.

Suikotsu: well you're okay now.

then Bankotsu realized that Harry's foot was bleeding and he tried to fix it with out Suikotsu damageing it more.

Bankotsu: that should do it!

Harry: thank you sir, I'm Harry....Harry Potter.

Bankotsu: nice to meet you Harry!

Harry: where am I?

Suikotsu: you're in Japan my friend.

Harry: *my wish came true* :cryriver:

Nice update!

part 3

Harry: so this is Japan eh? where men can get away with just about everything?

Bankotsu: ^_^ yup!

Harry: hooray! no more exams, no more voldemort and no more Malfoy! YIPPIE!!!!!! ^_^

Suikotsu: what are you babbling about???????

Harry: oh nothing -_-

Bankotsu: whose exams????? whose Malfoy???? whose vomitmort?????

Harry: his names Voldemort! and he's my arch enemy and exams are tests students like my self take at school. Malfoy is a foggot!

Jyakotsu: understandable.

Harry: who the hell are you?????

Jyakotsu: my name is Jyakotsu! ^_^

Harry:............

Bankotsu:...................

Suikotsu: so Bankotsu, what are we gonna do about four eyes?

Harry: FOUR EYES?????? I'LL SHOW YOU FOUR EYES!!!!!!!!! *punches Suikotsu in the face*

Suikotsu: THAT WASN'T VERY NICE!!!!!!

then Suikotsu and Harry start a sissy fight, Bankotsu didn't just stand by and watch. he grabbed Harry away from Suikotsu who happens to have a black eye.

Bankotsu: sigh Harry please avoid doing that.

Harry: he's just as bad as Malfoy!

Bankotsu: i'm pretty sure he is.

Suikotsu: HEY!!!!!!

Harry: do you have a family Bankotsu?

Bankotsu: yup, the shichinentai oh yeah and Doukotsu!

Harry: who else?

Bankotsu: Saku Tatsuya ^^

Harry: I'm confused now @_@

then a rather short kid shows up and looks at Harry. the boy's name is Doukotsu.

Harry:........

Doukotsu: daddy whose this weird white guy?

Bankotsu: his name is Harry!

Doukotsu: I see. ^_^ my name is Doukotsu! *tugs on Harry's sleeve*

Harry: nice to meet you Doukotsu. ^^

Suikotsu: hello Doukotsu, oh not only is Bankotsu his father, I'm his Godfather ^^

Harry: I used to have a godfather.

Doukotsu: uncle Suikotsu why do you have a black eye?

Suikotsu: for calling Harry four eyes.

Doukotsu: I see. ^^

end of part 3, Doukotsu now shows up.

This is soooooo funny I can hardly stand it!! :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:

No joke.....I'm serious.

Update soon!!!!! :angelstar7: :angelstar7: :angelstar7:
Please :pinkusagi08: :pinkusagi08:

part 4

back at hogwards Herminoie learned that Harry went to the feudal era and went there too!

Herminoe: I found you Harry!

Harry: yay a friend is here!

Doukotsu: whose she?

Herminoe: AWWWWW you're so cute! :angelstar7: I'm Herminoie granger.

Bankotsu:.....................

Suikotsu: so you're four eye's friend?

Harry: STOP!!!!!! *punches Suikotsu*

Suikotsu: grrrrrrrrrr

Bankotsu: enough!

Doukotsu: or I'll beat you up Suikotsu!

Inuyasha shows up out of no where and attacks Bankotsu!

Doukotsu: no hurting daddy!

Inuyasha: who are you shorty!

Doukotsu: I'M NOT SHORT!!!!!!!!! *beats up Inuyasha*

Inuyasha: AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH

Bankotsu: STOP DOUKOTSU!!!!!! *picks up Doukotsu*

Doukotsu: *struggles to get out* Inuyasha you caused my daddy's death you bitch! I can't wait until I can use an Ak-47, after I know how you'll regret trying to kill my daddy!

Bankotsu: calm down Doukotsu, it's all right! I'm pretty sure he didn't mean to!

Harry: other then that I'm cheering for Doukotsu!

Doukotsu: ^_^

*Kagome, Sango, Shippo and Miroku show up.*

Miroku: Inuyasha you know that Bankotsu and the rest of the shichinentai are on our side do you?

Inuyasha: *mumbles about Bankotsu*

Bankotsu: EXCUSE ME?!

Inuyasha: nothing!

Hermionie: Doukotsu you look like your daddy when you beat up Inuyasha *only with brown hair tied in a ponytail* :angelstar7:

end of part 4

It's funny that a little kid can beat up so many people!!! :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:

Yeah.........update soon!

part 5

after the shichinentai and the inu group stop quarrling Kagome gives food to everyone (except Inuyasha) and the shichientai don't seem to know how to open a bag of chips

Suikotsu: * have an idea *throws bag in the ari and rips a hole in them* aww man it's everywhere :cryriver:

Jyakotsu: *manages to open his bag properly* here you have some of mine! ^^

Suikotsu: thanks ^^

Kagome: *I knever did think that they would be sharing their share of food.*

Bankotsu: ahh this fried poatato thing is too salty!

Inuyasha: ha ha ha ha!

Kagome: Inuyasha SIT!!!!

Doukotsu: sitzen sei! ^^

Inuyasha falls to the ground twice as painful as it ussually is.

Inuyasha: what the...

Doukotsu: don't you remember that bracelet daddy put on your wrist so I can control you as well?

Bankotsu: and it was for his entertainment! ^^

Inuyasha: my life sucks!

Doukotsu: LOL!

Inuyasha: and plus Doukotsu is the reason condoms were invented.

Doukotsu: WHAT?! *beats up Inuyasha*

Naraku then shows up and Doukotsu stops beating up Inuyasha and looks innocent!

Naraku: I have come here to kidnap Doukotsu!

Doukotsu: why?

Naraku: because I said so *kidnaps Doukotsu*

Doukotsu: PUT ME DOWN *punches Naraku in the face*

Sango: HE'S ONLY A KID!!!!!!!!!!!

Naraku: bwa ha ha ha ha! *runs off with Doukotsu*

Bankotsu: he just-*faints*

Kagome: OMG ARE YOU OKAY????????

Inuyasha: he's okay and lets forget about Dou-

Harry: Wingarien leviousa (sp?)

Inuyasha: what the-*floats all the sudden* AHHHH HELP ME!!!!!!1

Suikotsu: hmph that what you get!

end of part 5

LOL!
harry charms Inuyasha and makes him fly! ^^
keep it up i really like it! :)

part 6

Inuyasha: PUT ME DOWN FOUR EYES!!!!!!!!!

Harry: >=( *lets Inuyasha down and beats him up*

Inuyasha: owwwwwwwwwwwww

Bankotsu: DOUKOTSU WHERE DID YOU GO??????????? *looks all over the place like crazy*

Suikotsu: Naraku kidnapped him.

Bankotsu: *fixes halberd* *loads up guns* *uses Inuyasha as practice target*

Inuyasha: HEY!!!!!!

Kagome: BANKOTSU SIT!!!!!!!

Bankotsu: oh no *falls over* Kagome what was that for????

Kagome: we need each other to get Doukotsu back!

meanwhile at Naraku's castle Doukotsu is stuck in the barrier

Doukotsu: daddy will come and save me!

Naraku: no he won't.

Kagura walks in and glares at Naraku

Kagura: Naraku let him go!

Naraku: nope! ^^ he's gonna be bait!

Doukotsu: WHAT?! *beats up Naraku*

Kagura: awwwww he looks like his daddy when he beats people up! ^^

Naraku: OMG!

Doukotsu: *takes out flamethrower*

Inuyasha and company (inculding shichinentai, Harry and Herminoe) walk in and see Doukotsu attacking Naraku.

all males: 0.0

all females: awwwwwwwwwwwww

Bankotsu: Doukotsu stop, I know that you hate him and I do too but you don't have to kill Naraku.

Doukotsu: YES I DO!!!!!!!!

end of part 6

i like it, but what about Ron?!?!?! you can't forget about him!!!!

he decided to stay behind and watch over their real life bodies (which I forgot to add) and he heard about Naraku being a spider demon so......wait maybe ron should be extra scared of naraku, that'll be funny he was in part one.

ya, but he should come to the fudel era, otherwise who will he hang out with at school??? poor Ron, my friend is more scared of spiders than he is! it took her 25 minutes after i killed a spider for her to calm down.

part 7

that night at hogwards Ron seemed depressed and went to the feudal era, only to be trampled

Ron: HARRY, HERMINOE?????? WHERE ARE YOU???????

Bankotsu: *hears him and wakes up* *tosses his boot at Ron* SHUT UP!!!!!!!

Ron: owwwwww

Harry and Hermione: RON!!!

Ron: FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doukotsu: ME!!!!!!

Suikotsu: whose the red head white guy?

Ron: I'm Ron Weasley! you are.

Harry introduces Ron to everyone until Voldemort shows up

Voldemort: bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Bankotsu: who the f**k are you?

Voldemort: I am lord Voldemort!

Ron: OH NO I KEPT THE PORTAL OPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doukotsu: *attacks Voldemort*

Herminoe+Kagome+Sango: awwww Doukotsu looks just like his daddy when he beats up Voldemort.

Bankotsu: that's my boy ^^

Ron: 0.0 spider....a big spider*faints*

a giant spider demon shows up and Harry used a burning charm to kill it!

Bankotsu: why don't I get to do anything?????

end of part 7

I've updated, hope you like it! :)

This is soooooooooooooooooooo icreadably funny!!!!!! *Falls off computer chair laughing so hard*

Ok....gotta calm down............*tries to get up but falls down laughing again*

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Update soon!!!! :pinkusagi08: :pinkusagi08:

part 8

the next morning the whole gang get up only to see Sesshomaru.

Bankotsu: what do you want?

Harry: yeah!

Sesshomaru: where's Saku?

Bankotsu: I don't know!

Sesshomaru: where is she?

Harry: he doesn't know!

Sesshomaru: >=( You should Bankotsu, if I find her and she's dead then it's your fault.

Doukotsu: hie Sesshomaru! ^_^

Sesshomaru:........I'm outta here! *flies away*

then a small little five year old comes in and runs up to Bankotsu. her name is Rei!

Doukotsu: hello Rei! ^^

Rei: HELLO BIG BROTHER! *she is Doukotsu's younger sister*

Doukotsu: ^_^

Rei: oh yeah and mommy is demon hunting agian.

Bankotsu: nice!

Harry: by the way, who's Saku?

Doukotsu and Rei: OUR MOMMY!

Harry: oh *sheesh Rei looks more like Bankotsu, only female and has shorter hair.* TT_TT *I wish there were nicer poeple back at home of the dursleys.*

*Kouga shows up*

Kouga: YO!

Bankotsu: yo!

Inuyasha: not you!

Kouga: I hate Kagome now, my heart belongs to Kikyo!

Inuyasha: WHAT?!

Kagome: that's wonderful TT_TT

Suikotsu: HA HA YOU FINALLY GET OVER KAGOME!!!!!!!!!

Renkotsu: Jyakotsu since we might all die soon, I have something to tell you, I love you.

Jyakotsu:.........

Renkotsu: what I mean to say is I like you more then a friend.

Harry: :0_0:

Doukotsu: LOL Renkotsu's gay!

Renkotsu: shut up! *punches Doukotsu*

Doukotsu:@_@

Bankotsu: WTF WAS THAT FOR?

Harry: that's child abuse! windgaruen leviousa *Renkotsu floats*

Renkotsu: EEEEEK

end of part 8

if you want to be in it Wateranddarkness666 then you can tell me. oh yeah and I can only use so many characters for this fanfiction so people I can only take a maximum of five new characters.

I'd most sertainly LOVE to be in this fanfic!!!!!

Name: Shawna
Looks like: black hair and red eyes
Acts like: well how I act on this sight!

I just thougt you might want to know something like that.

Ok, nice update! You're stories are soooooooo funny!!! :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:

oh!!!! can i also be in it too please?!?!?!?!

character: Terra (hehe my usual character)
-ninja
-has dirty blonde/red hair.
-has a crush on Ron
-age 15

part 9

Harry: what a beautiful day!

Renkotsu: PUT ME DOWN NOW!!!!!

Harry: nope ^_^

Doukotsu: I'm sick! >_>

Bankotsu: OMFG!

Harry: *slaps Bankotsu* don't swear in front of Doukotsu again.

Bankotsu: ouch! Doukotsu is it from those fried potatoes?

Doukotsu: YES! :cryriver:

??: I can help.

Bankotsu: who are you?

Shawna: I am Shawna.

Bankotsu: he's been eating bad food!

Kagome: HE GOT SICK BECAUSE THAT SNAKE BIT HIM IN THE FOOT A FEW HOURS AGO BANKOTSU!

Bankotsu: YOU'RE TALKING AS IF YOU'RE HIS MOTHER KAGOME!

Kagome+Bankotsu: *glare evilly at each other*

Shawna: ^_^ you two act like you're amrried.

Bankotsu: very unlikely though.

Kagome: :>_<:

Bankotsu: besides she's got no breast!

Kagome: OH YEAH NEITHER DO YOU!

Bankotsu: that's because I'm a man.

Shawna: :sweatdrop: will you two stop quarrling please? AWWWWWW WHOSE THE CUTE LITTLE GUY?

Doukotsu: my name's Doukotsu and i'm this many years old *holds up ten fingers*

Shawna: wow you're ten. you cute widdle *huggles Doukotsu*

Doukotsu:.......:sweatdrop:

end of part 9, ha Bankotsu and Kagome fight!

part 10

Kagome and Bankotsu are fighting while Ron and Shawna are just watching

Shawna: are they like this all the time?

Ron: nope!

Shawna: I see *still cuddleing Doukotsu*

Doukotsu: can you let me go yet?

*and then a ninjia shows up and pokes Ron*

Ron: EEEEK!!!

Terra: hello Ron ^_^

Ron: ACK TERRA!

Terra: *huggles Ron*

Ron: awe man.

Terra: ^_^ I wuv you! and we're both 15, right?

Ron: :sweatdrop:

Bankotsu: HA HA RON YOU SUCKER!

Terra: *punches Bankotsu* DON'T CALL RON A SUCKER AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Doukotsu: daddy you okay?

Bankotsu: owwww, yes.

Doukotsu: ^_^ okay then!

Shawna: Bankotsu your son is so cute. :angelstar7:

Bankotsu:...............

Terra: he is, but I like Ron and Bankotsu don't think of interfearing with me and Ron's realationship!

Ron:.....AHHHH!

Doukotsu: tee hee! ^_^

Bankotsu: LOL!

end of part 10

Cool update and if you still want other poeple in this fic.

NAME:Michael or Mike either one

Hair/reddish brown

eyes/brown

Age/15
In public I act like sesshomaru at home I act like Bankostu.

Hey this is funny ^^
thanks for telling me when you updated it love.

oh any spare parts going?
Name//: Kay
Age: 15
Part//
Inuyasha's and Sesshoumaru's secret half demon sister
Hair//
blue/silver
Eyes//
grey
body//
has blue stripes

part 11

Doukotsu: ^_^ daddy can I legally drink beer now?

Bankotsu: not until you're 20 my friend.

Doukotsu: csan I own a ak-47?

Bankotsu: not until you're 12.

Doukotsu: can I set my bed matress on fire?

Bankotsu: no.

Doukotsu: can I jump off that cliff?

Bankotsu: >.< no!

Doukotsu: can I please shoot Inuyasha?

Bankotsu: maybe, if you have a gun. ^_^

Doukotsu: awe >.>

Bankotsu: now stop asking these immature qeustions.

Harry: lol

Mike: lol I'm Mike!

Harry: nice to meet you.

Shawna: I'm Shawna, that's Bankotsu, there's Suikotsu, there's Renkotsu here's cute little Doukotsu, that's Ron and that's Herminoe ect.

Mike: :sweatdrop:

Rei: ^_^

:blue20: Cool update!

no more asking for add on characters, the same goes for the rest of my fanfictions because I get over whelmed by adding the characters and I could only take so many. I am so sorry people.

dawd this is halairious! lol :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:

part 12

Inuyasha: okay four eyes....

Harry: *vein popping* don't call me that!

Inuyasha: why?

Harry: it's an insult!

Inuyasha:...... ^_^ FOUR EYES!

Harry: wingauren leviousa!

Inuyasha: HEY PUT ME DOWN!

Harry: nope ^_^

Doukotsu: LOL!

Herminoie: you're so cute! ^_^

Doukotsu: I know!

Ron: I'm surprised he's not beating anyone up!

Doukotsu: ?????

Bankotsu: like Suikotsu he has a split personality!

Herminoie: I've read up something about that!

Doukotsu: what are you guys talking about?

Bankotsu: oh nothing you should concern yourself with ^_^

Doukotsu:.............0__0 oh no it's Kouga!

Kouga: hey wuzzap?

Bankotsu: ^_^ not much!

Kouga: oh yeah you rember Saku right?

Bankotsu: yes, she's PG!

Kouga: well that's the good news, the bad news is....YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR 8 MONTHS!

Bankotsu: :sweatdrop: *faints*

Doukotsu: yup daddy's lost it ^_^!

Mike: oh great he's out!

Shawna: like really!

Terra: *chasing Ron* GET OVER HERE CUTIE! :angelstar7:

Ron: ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Terra: *grabs Ron* sigh you're so cute!

Doukotsu: ^_^ she's not chasing me!

Kouga:.........

Mike: so where to? BANKOTSU GET UP!!!!!!!!

Bankotsu: *gets up* call my mommy *faints again*

Mike: did he just say "call my mommy?"

Shawna: yup!

Mike+Doukotsu+Kouga: 0_______0

end of part 12, anyone here like Doukotsu?

i love this fanfic! it always never fails to make me laugh!
poor ron!
i like Doukotsu and kouga ^_^

part 13

Doukotsu: daddy get up! *smacks Bankotsu*

Kagome: that's not going to help Doukotsu!

Doukotsu: *takes out ak-47* what about this?

Kagome: *takes ak-47* no you'll kill him!

Doukotsu: f**k

Bankotsu: *gets up again* Doukotsu did you just say the f word?

Doukotsu: no......Shippo did!

Bankotsu: I swear I heard you swore out the f word! Shippo no cussen!

Shippo: eeek or what?

Bankotsu: I don't know at the moment!

Shippo: T_T

Jyakotsu: Bankotsu it was Doukotsu!

Bankotsu: WHAT?! *gives Doukotsu 300 spankings*

Shawna+Mike: owww.....ooooh.......that's gotta hurt!

Doukotsu: OUCH!

Terra: quit spanking him he won't be able to sit for a week!

Bankotsu: I hope that taught you a lesson!

Doukotsu: owwwwwwwwww TT_TT

Rei: HA HA!

Doukotsu: quiet you..........

Kouga: 0_0 sheesh that's harsh!

Kagome: you shouldn't be spanking him!

Ron: it's not right!

Terra: yeah not poor cute little Doukotsu!

Doukotsu: owwwwwwwwwww TT_TT

end of part 13

AND I UPDATE!!!!!!!

Awww! Saku should come out of no where and be like "DID YOU JUST HIT MY DOUKOTSU?!?!?!?!?!" poor Dou. he won't beable to sit for a week..... or more!!!!!!!

hehe me: *huggles Ron* ^^ don't worry Ron, i will pertect you from spiders! as long as you kill cantipeids and millipeids for me

lol, funny,funny,funny!

part 14

Doukotsu: daddy I'm sueing you! I'M TELLING MOMMY!

Bankotsu: she ain't here! >=(

Doukotsu: I'll go get her!

Bankotsu: fine! >_<

Doukotsu: *comes back with Saku* mommy daddy hit me! TT_TT

Saku: WHAT?! *smacks Bankotsu*

Bankotsu: WTF???????

Ron: I know who taught Doukotsu how to swear ^_^

Saku:...................

Herminioe: ^_^ this is getting choictic!

Kouga: and I stole the shards from Naraku.

Saku: oh no

Bankotsu: oh no

Suikotsu: oh no

Doukotsu: oh no!

Ron: oh no

Shawna: oh no!

Koolaid guy: oh yeah!

end of part 14 ^_^

hahaha ^_^
update soon

^_^

This is funny I need a good laugh once in a while :blue20: :blue20: .