Part 1

Martin:Di, I can't believe you made me take this stupid class, it's 9:00 at night, I should be watching my favorite monster movies now!

Dianna: You need the extra credits!And are there any monster movies you don't like?

Martin:...I don't thibnk so...any way, who cares about some stupid 500 year old nikos-

Dianna: MIKOS! And they aren't stupid! Kikyo, Midoriko, and Keade were strong prestesses!

Martin: Oh, and who could forget the Shikon No Tama-Hell! I don't even know what that means!

Dianna: It means jewel of the four souls! Baka!

Martin: What the hell does that mean?!

Dianna: If you paied attantion in class, you'd know what it ment!

Teacher:Martin!Dianna! Is there something going on back there?

Martin and Dianna:No.

Teacher:Good, now today, class, we will be learning about hanyous and yokais.

Martin: *in mind* Blah,blah,blah, this is boring, I'm go'n to sleep *falls asleep*

*after class*

Dianna: *shaking Martin* Hey, wake up you idiot! Class is over, you slept staright through it!

Martin: *Rubbing eyes* Oh...

*beeping*

Martin: Hey, the center!

Dianna:Just what I need...*rolls eyes*

Martin: It's coming from the cabnit!

Dianna: Wheres Java, we can't leave without him.

Java:*comes in through door* Java here.

Martin: Okay lets go. *opens doors and stepps through*

*They all step on the moving platform and place hand on scaner*

Scaner: Martin Mystery-cleared
Dianna Longhron-cleared
Java the caveman-cleared

Billy: Hey guys!

Everyone:Hey, billy!

Billy: So, been up to anything lately?

Martin: Dianna's making me take some stupid japanese clases.

Billy:Harsh.

Dianna: You need the credits!

Billy:That's different...

*Dianna and Martin keep arguing*

Billy: We're here!

*walks into M.O.M's office*
M.O.M:*trying new jetpack* Okay, team, you need to go to Japan, there have been some appearances of a portal every moonless night.

Dinna:Every moonless night?

M.O.M: Yes, no one has explored it yet, but we want you three to check it out.

Martin:You can count on us!....Could I-

M.O.M.:No, Martin, you cannot try the jetpack.

Martin: Aww....

Billy: *opens portal to Japan*Okay, there you guys go!

*The tree run through*

-Feudal Era Japan-

InuYasha: Why the hell does thgis thing always pop up everytime I'm human?

Kagome: How should I know?! Hey! Something's coming through!

InuYasha:
Get down *jumps in bushes*

Kagome:Scaredy cat...er...scardy dog! *lol*

*MARTIN, dIANNA, AND jAVA COME THROUGH*

Dianna: Where are we?

Kagome: Your in feuda ear Japan!

Martin: :angelstar7: Konichiwa, I'm Martin Mystery.

Dianna: *Slaps across Martin's face* Cut the act, Romeo.

Martin:*Rubbing face* I wasn't acting

Dianna: Sure...*rolls eyes*

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I'll write more lata! hope u liked, it'll get funnier

I liked it, I had this idea in my head for a while and I was gonna write but i'm glad you wrote it instead! UPDATE SOON!!!!!!!!

Part 2


Kagome: InuYasha! It's okay to come out!

*InuYasha steps out of bushes*

Martin:Oh...your already with someone....

Kagome: *blushing* Wh...what do you mean?

Martin: I mean-

Dianna: Nevermind him-I'm Dianna, and this is Java....who are they?

*Miroku,Sango,Shippo, and Kilala show up*

Miroku:I am but a simple monk, Miroku buy the name-*bends down on one knee and takes Dianna's hand*-would you bear my child?

Everyone: :oooo:

Sango:Kagome, I really need to barrow those beads sometime...*whaks Miroku upside the head with Harikotsu(sp?)*

Kagome: And this would be Sango, the demon slayer, Kilala the fire-cat demon, and shippo the fox demon.

Diannna:Aww, Kilala is so cute! *petts kilala*

Kilala:*purrrr*mew

Martin:Hey, Miroku, I could give you some tips for help with the ladies.

Miroku:Really? Tell.

*Two start whispering*

Kagome: No matter what say no to Miroku's question.

Dianna:Same goes with Martin.

*later*

Sango: Where'd Martin and Miroku go?

Kagome: Dunno.

InuYasha:Who cares, they're both bakas.

*Miroku and Martin come out from behind some bushes, looking like twins*

Everyone: :oooo:

Dianna: MARTIN! WHAT'D YOU DO TO HIM !?

Martin:I just gave him some tips.

Miroku: My hair feels weird.

Martin:That would be called jel.

InuYasha:Well, if you two morons are done, lets get some sleep.

Dianna And Sango: Oh, we're not done.

*walks up to both boys*

Miroku:Hello, Sango

Martin:Hello, Dianna

Sango and Dianna: Goodbye, boys*slap*
*walks back over and sits down*

Everyone(but Miroku+Martin): :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

InuYasha:Can't wait 'till morning, goodnight and good ridince!

~Next Morning~

Dianna:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Martin: What is it sis?

Dianna:Where'd InuYasha go?!

InuYasha:Damnit! I am InuYasha!

Martin:Okay dude, you got some major explaining to do!

*InuYasha explains his whole story, then everyone eles tells how they joined InuYasha*

Martin:AWESOME!!!Your a hanyou, and can change into a human, or Demon in some cases!

Dianna: And look at his cute goggy ears! *plays with ears*

InuYasha:I didn't say you caould touch my ears!*backs away*

Dianna:Aww...I like the ears...

Martin:Give me one reason I shouldn't hit you...

Dianna: In a girl, guys can't hit girls!

Martin:Damn, your right...

Dianna:I always am. :)

*Sesshomaru group appears*

Dianna:Who's that gorgous guy?! :hellokitty08: :hellokitty08:

Martin: :...: Thay's....a...guy?

Dianna:*Slap**slap**slap*
*slap*Jerk!

Martin:What'd I say?!!
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Like? I had 2 make Martin so stupid! lol Though I hated....that line.... :gaara01:

this never fails to make me laugh, I'm not a big sesshy fan but poor sesshy! :blue20: :blue20:

sorry for double posting but please update soon! :angelstar7: I love the fanficcy!

Doukotsu: I wuvs it!

Me: oh Martin you're so cute! *huggles Martin and Bankotsu*

please tell me when you update please? sorry for triple posting!

*chanting* update update update PLZ :pinkusagi08: :angelstar22: <------ thats how i feel

okay,okay,okay! I'll update!I'm glad people like it! :blue20: :blue20:

Part 3

Martin:Yoiu always say that!

Dianna:Well, your such a jerk!

Kagome:Both of you stop fighting and take cover, it's gonna be a battle!

*all but InuYasha take cover*

Dianna:...so...who is he? :hellokitty08:

Sango:That's Sesshomaru, InuYasha's olsder brother.

Dianna:InuYasha's...older..brother?So he's a hanyou too?

Sesshomaru:*over heard conversation*Never would I be a filthy half-breed, I am a yokai.

Dianna:Even better! :hellokitty08: :hellokitty08:

Martin:So,tell me; how does he get the girls like that?

Miroku:...I dunno, ask him...*snickers*

Martin:Okay*starts to walk over*

Sango:*grabs his collar*What do you think your doing?! Sesshomaru hates humans! He'll kill you!

Dianna:He does?Then how come that little girl is by him?

*Everyone looks at Rin, who is at Sesshomaru's side*

Kagome:That's....complicated to explain...

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sorry, I gotta think of what's gonna hapen next!

YAY it funney LMAO

lol

update soon!!!!

Part 3-contiuned
*Dedicated to Saku-Tatsuya, for helping me with my writers block, everyone b sure to thank Saku-Tatsuya, or u wouldn't have gotten an update!*
Thanks!


InuYasha:*Pulls out Tetsusiega*Prepare to die, Sesshomaru!

Java: :0_0: *runs in circles*
BIGSWORDBIGSWORDBIGSWORDB
IGSWORBIGSWORD!!!

Dianna:InuYasha!Don't kill him!And put that away! Your scaring Java!

InuYasha:Make me!

Kagome:She can't, but I will! SITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITS
ITSIT!!!!!!!

InuYasha:*fifve feet under ground*

Miroku:Yes, that is big 'sit'

Sango:Shut up.

Miroku:Yes, Sango my beloved.

*Shichinintai come up out of nowhere*

Saku:Bankotsu!You should just stop and ask for directions!We're lost!Admit it!!!

Bankotsu:Shut-Up, We are not lost!

Saku:Yes we are!

Bankotsu:No, we're not!

Saku: Yes we are!

Bankotsu:No, we're not!

Saku: Yes we are!

Bankotsu:No, we're not!

Saku:I'm not playing these stupid child games with you, just stay here and I'll ask! :gaara01:

Bankotsu:Whatever!

Saku:*walks up to the InuYasha group*Excuse me, do you happen to know where we are?

Miroku: Yes, and I am-

Martin:*beat him to Saku, one one knee* I'm Martin,Martin Mystery, and would you hapen to bear my child?

Everyone:
:oooo: :oooo: :oooo: :oooo: :oooo:

Bankotsu :mad:

Saku:*blushing* I, er...NO! YOU HENTI!!!*slap*

Martin:Okay*walks off like a sore puppy*


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like?As I said, b sure 2 thank Saku-Tatsuya! :) *clapping+chering*WOOHWHO
OH!!Go Saku-Tatsuya! lol

this was funny! lol thank you! ^^

Part 3(-still)

Dianna:*smacks martin* Are you stupid something!?

Martin:I was just trying Miroku's style, seeing if it would work!

Sango:See,Miroku, Your a bad influence! *smacks Miroku*

Saku:...um...does anyone know where we are?! :gaara01:

Miroku:I do! I do! Oh,oh,oh, pick me,pick me,pick me!!! *jumping up and down*

Sango:*whack(with Harikotsu)*No, you don't know where we are.

Miroku:Okay, sorry, pretty lady, I don't know where we are.
*joins Martin in the sore puppy look*

InuYasha:Well, since the BAKA is here*meaning Sesshomaru* We're opbiously in the Western lands!

Jakotsu:Ha!told you,Renkotsu, niw hand over the 20 yen.

Bankotsu:What you bet-

Jakotsu+Renkotsu:...*glup* yes...

Bankotsu:-without me?! :pinkusagi08:

Saku: oh, suck it up, Bankotsu *walks over and kisses him* That better?

Bankotsu:...no...

Saku:*'nother kiss* how about now?

Bankotsu: YEP! :pinkusagi17:

Rin:Sesshomaru-Sama....could we leave?

Sesshomaru:That would probly be for the best.

InuYasha:HEY! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!*pulls out Tetsusiega again*

Java:*runs in circles* BIGSWORDBIGSWORDBIGSWORDB
IGSWORD!!!!! :snowman02:

Dianna:No,Sesshomaru, don't leave! InuYasha! Put it away!!!!!!

InuYasha:No!

Dianna:Yes!

InuYasha:No!

Dianna:Yes!

Java: AHHH! BIGSWORDBIGSWORD!!! :snowman02:

Sessshomaru:*in thoughts*This is quite amusing....
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ya like,I had a laugh doing it!!!

funny update!

I like the snowman :snowman02: :snowman02: heheheheh

Part 4


All Shichinentai:*watching Saku & Bankotsu* :oooo:

InuYasha:Okay, break it up, there are children here.

Shippo:*shielding eyes* Thanks,InuYasha.

InuYasha:*points at Rin with Tetsusiega *I was talking about her,not you.

Shippo:thanks :mad:

Java:BIGSWORDBIGSWORDBIGS
WORDBIGSWORD!*still running in circles*
:snowman02:

Dianna:INUYASHA!

InuYasha:What?!

Kagome: INUYASHA!

InuYasha:KAGOME!

Sango:*rubbing temples*InuYasha...

InuYasha:Damnit! WHAT?!

Miroku:INUYASHA,DON'T CUSS, THAT'S INAPROPREATE, FOR RIN!!!

InuYasha:Your one to talk,MIROKU!

Jakotsu:JAKOTSU!

Bankotsu:shut-up!

Saku:Be nice!

Bankotsu:NO!

Saku:Yes!

Bankotsu:NO!

Saku:Yes*slap*

Bankotsu:ITAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I like this one....heheheheh

lol

I liked it when Jakotsu pipes up and yells his name!! lol I love that! :blue20:


Part 5

Martin:Why is it that all the guys are gitting slapped here?

Miroku:Good question...

*Then outta nowhere, Naraku pops up*

Naraku:Bawhahahahhahahahh
ah!!!

Martin:Who the hell is he?

InuYasha:Naraku!

Martin:Oh.

Dianna:Is it a guy or girl?

Jakotsu:GUY!!! :santa<3: :santa<3:

Java:EYEINCHESTEYEINCHEST
EYEINCHEST!!!!!! :snowman02: :snowman02:

Dianna:Huh? *notices the eye in the center of Naraku's chest* EWWWW!! That's so gross!

Martin:Are you kiddin? *to Naraku* HEY! Where'd u get the eye?!!!

Naraku: :...: that's hard to explain...

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sorry, I couldn't update this for long!

yay!!!!

update as soon as possible okay?

Me: sigh Bankotsu!

Saku: yay it's real me!

Bankotsu: you look like Saku.....only with glasses!

Me: yup! ^^

UPDATE SOON!!!!!!!! :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: this never fails to make me laugh!

please update!!!!!! :pinkusagi08:

god, u r insane!!!
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Part 5 (still)

Martin:Explain yourself, Maraku!

Naraku: It's NARAKU! N-A-R-A-K-U! NARAKU!!! BAKA!

Martin:WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS 'BAKA' WORD TO ME?

Dianna:*sigh* It's the jappanese word for IDIOT!

Martin: Oh, okay! Thanks :...: hey...wait a minute!

Dianna:*whispers to Saku,Kagome,Sango* See what I have to put up with 24/7

Martin: Yep!And it's all real!

Dianna: Bakane.

Martin:DON'T CALL ME AN IDIOT!

Dianna:I didn't call u an idiot....

Martin:Well, what did u call me? I heard baka which means idiot!

Dianna:I'm not telling.

Martin:GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Band of 7:*scootch away from martin* *whispering things lik:*He's insane. She's right he is a bakane!

Java:BIGSWORDBIGSWORDBIGS
WORDBIGSWORD!!!!! :snowman02: :snowman02: *YET STILL RUNNING IN CIRCES*

Kagome:Damnit!InuYasha put that away!

InuYasha:Hell no! I'm going to kill Sesshomaru with it! It'll be fit that his blood will stain the blade.

Sesshomaru:*raises eyebrow* Is that so, InuYasha? You donot have the heart to kill me.

InuYasha:Wanna bet? WIND SCAR!!!!!

Sesshomaru: *jumps out of the way in time* I told you so.

InuYasha: GAHHHHHHHHHH!!! AKA TETSUSIEGA!!!!!*blade glows red, then is aimed at Sesshomaru*

Sessshomaru: *hit by strike*

Rin:Sesshomaru-Sama!

InuYasha:Stay back!I'm gonna finish him off!

Naraku:I see I've come at a bad time, Goodbye.

Martin:NO! I WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE EYE THING!!*grabs on to Naraku's leg and dissappears with Naraku*

Dianna:One down!

Sango: One to go.*looks at Miroku*

Miroku:(in thoughts)...shit...

InuYasha:Move outta the way, u stupid little girl!

Rin:NO!Stupid hanyou!

InuYasha:(in thoughts)look at waht Sesshomaru started....damn... MOVE, you little brat!

Rin: NO, you stupid,weak hanyou!

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what do ya think so far? lol, one of my faves! :blue20: :blue20:

yay an update at last! and yes I am insane! ^^

All my friends say I am for being obsessed with InuYasha but:
A) I'm not obsessed with InuYasha...morons...it's Sesshomaru!
B)I smile and say: 'yeah, but it's not offically legal untill the legal papers are sighned!'

lol, I like the second one!
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Part 6

-Naraku's castle-

Naraku:What the hall? GET OFF ME!

Martin: Sorry....why does it stink here?

Naraku:*sigh* That would b miasma.

Martin: you have athsma?

Naraku: Nevermind...KAGURA!!!!!

*Kagura appears outta no where*

Martin:*Jawdrop* How'd u score a chic like that?

Kagura+Naraku: *look at eachother* *in unison* EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Martin:Your not a couple then?

Kagura:Never in a million years... :gaara01:

Martin:*walks over, trying to b cool* then:
:cactus23:

Kagura:*slap* Don't ever touch me again, you stupid human

Naraku:*snickering in backround*

Kagura+Martin: SHUT THE HELL UP!

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sorry, I have 2 pther ficcy's 2 update! gomen,gomen

LOL this one is funny! ^^

Part 6

-back at Inu group-

Dianna:INUYASHA! PUT-THAT-A-WAY!!!!

InuYasha:Why the hell would I wanna do that?!

Kagome:'cause you'll get a S-I-T if u dont!

InuYasha:SO?

Kagome:Okay u asked for it!

InuYasha:shit.

Kagome:SITSITSITSITSITSIS
TSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSIT
SISITSITSITSITSITSITSITSI
TSIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shippo:Woha...I didn't even count how many that time!

*Inu is about 25ft. underground*

InuYasha:*climbing out of hole* Damnit Kago-

Kagome: sit.

InuYasha:GAHHHHH!!!! ........ouch...

Band of 7...er 8:
:blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:

Saku:*wiping tears from eyes* That was some of the funniest shit I've ever witnessed!

Bankotsu:That's one of the only things I"ll probly ever agree with u!

Saku: :gaara01: thanks...

Bankotsu:Anytime!! :mint40:

Saku: *glare*

Bankotsu:oh, damn, I'm in for it...

Saku:You're damn right!*whack!*

Bankotsu:ITAI!!!!

Miroku:Martin was right, all the guys do get hit...

Sango:Shut up.

Miroku:Make me.

Sango:Is that a challenge?!

Miroku:....no,sorry...

Sango:that's what I thought...

InuYasha:ouch....

Kagome:Lesson learned?

InuYasha:grrrrr....

Kagome: :rose: I'll take that as a yes.

InuYasha: *looks around+spots Dianna* What the hell are you doing, Dianna?!

Dianna:Shut-up!*helping Sesshomaru*

InuYasha:What the hell is wrong with you?

Dianna:What's wrong with you? He didn't even do anything, he didn't even draw either of his swords, you konoyaro!

InuYasha::oooo:

Kagome: She has a point InuYasha, now close your mouth, you'r gonna catch a fly.

InuYasha:Shut up, stupid.

Kagome:Damnit, I have a name you know!

InuYasha:So?

Kagome:Whatd'ya mean SO?!Why I otta-

Dianna:Kaome!Your a preistess right?Well, sort of anyway....Could you came over and give me a hand?

Kagome: (in thoughts) heheh, I can make InuYasha so angry....Sure, I"m coming! *runs over and helps Dianna*

InuYasha:
:mad: :mad: :mad:

Saku:Aww...poor Sesshomaru, I'm going to help!

Bankotsu:*grabs wrist* No, your not, we have to leave!

Saku:*slap* Don't touch me!*runs over to Dianna and Kagome*

Bankotsu:ow....

Jakotsu:HA-HA!

Bankotsu:Shut-up.

InuYasha: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Miroku:Are you okay?

InuYasha:DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M OKAY!?
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lol, inu's jelous...

LOL this was so funny!

Part 7

Miroku:Sorry, jeez!

InuYasha: Feh.

Bankotsu:*to band of 7*Well it looks like we're staying here untill Saku gets done.

Jakotsu:Why can't we just leave her?

Banksotu:.....she'd kill me....

Band of 7*except bankotsu*:.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

-Naraku's place-

Martin:hi again, Kagura.

Kagura: Leave me the hell alone.

Martin:...why?

Kagura: KANNA!

*kanna comes up out of nowhere*

Kagura: 'cause, I'll have her suck out your soul.

Martin: oh....*walks off and finds Naraku* HIYA!

Naraku: Damnit! Leave me alone!

Martin:....so, tell me why do you have an eye in the center of your chest?

Naraku:....leave me alone....

Martin:*walks over and sees Shikon jewel*oooo! pretty....*picks up and puts in pocket.* So, Naraku, ya gonna tell me?

Naraku:grrr....KAGURA!!!!!!!!!

Kagura:What the hell do you want?

Naraku:Take him back to that InuYasha and his group.

Martin:I don't wanna leave!

Kagura: You'll b going with me.

Martin:....OKAY!

*jumps on feather and flys back to the inu group*

InuYasha:*jumps up*Kagura?!

Kagura:Take him back we don't want him. *boots martin off feather*

Martin:*does face plant*ouch....

Kagura:GOOD RIDENCE!!!!!!*flys away*

Martin: *takes out shikon jewel* At leats I got a gift!

InuYasha:Where the hell'd u get that!?

Martin:....*in quiet voice* stole it from Naraku....why?

InuYasha:KAGOME!!!!

Kagome:WHAT?

InuYasha:He has....Naraku's jewel pieces...

Kagome:Grabs jewel from Martin*Now we have almost all of them!

Martin:awww....I liked that....

-Naraku's place-

Naraku:*humming 2 self**notices jewel is gone* KAGURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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lol, what will happen next:?

LOL Martin steals the jewel! :blue20: I wonder if Kagura will fail to get the jewel, that would be sooooo funny if she has a crush on Martin!

Introducing: ME!

Part 7

-Inu Group-

Dianna:*walks back over to group with Saku* Well, he's going to be okay.

InuYasha:Who the hell are ya talkn' bout?

Dianna: Kagome,tell InuYasha I'm not talking to him.

Kagome: InuYasha, Dianna says-

InuYasha: DAMNIT! I heard what she said!!!!

Saku:*sits down with band of 7* So, when are we leaving?

Bankotsu:I don't care whenever....

Saku: Okay....could we go with InuYasha's group?Kagome,Dianna,and I all talked over it and so-

Bankotsu:HELL NO!

Saku: WHY THE HELL NOT?

Bakotsu: 'Cause,I siad so!

Saku:That's a reason because...why?

Bankotsu: ARRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

Saku: Shut-up.

InuYasha:So, are u travling with us or not?

Saku: YEP! :pinkusagi17:

Bankotsu:NOPE!

Saku: YEP! :pinkusagi17:

Bankotsu:NOPE!

Saku: YEP! :pinkusagi17:

Bankotsu:NOPE!

Saku:*takes out giant sword* YES,WE ARE!

Bankotsu:....*in squeaky voice*okay....

Saku:*puts away sword* good choice!

InuYasha:All of ya SHUT TH HELL UP AND GET SOME REST!

*everyone falls asleep*

InuYasha:*yawn* Come on walk up, it's time to go.

Dianna:Kagome,tell InuYasha we can't leave untill Sesssshomaru is compleatly better.

Kagome:InuYasha, Dianna says-

InuYasha:Damnit!I heard what she said!

Kagome:Well she is right!We would be able to leave if you hadn't hurt him!

Martin:Let's just l;eave the dumbass.

Dianna:SHUT-UP! BAKANE!

Martin: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!?

Dianna:I"m not telling.

Java:*pulls out japanese language pocket book* Here martin.

Martin:*takes book* thanks Jav. *flips through*....your calling me a dumbass?!

Dianna:Yep!

Martin:Why I outta-

InuYasha:DAMNIT! Are we leaving or not?!

Everyone: NO!

InuYasha:*in thoughts* That stupid bastard,Sesshomaru....

*everyone hears a large boom*

Dianna:Hey, what was that?

InuYasha:I dunno, but I smell another Inu youkai!(dog demon)

*everyone runs to see a femal Inu youkai with long purple-ish-silver hair, a kimono top with purple spots here-and-there on it,silver pants,and holding one sword in one hand while the other is at her waist,she just killed a demon*

small girl:Woo-hoo!Go Kair-Sama!

'Kari':...stupid demon...*turns to see everyone looking at her* What the hell are you staring at?

InuYasha:Who the hell are you?

Kari:If you will tell me your name, I will tell you mine.

InuYasha:grr.....fine,I'm InuYasha!*introduces everyone else*

Miroku+Martin:*rush up to her*

Miroku:Will you bear my child?

Martin:Will you go out with me?

Kari:You both realize I have a powerful sword in my hand right?

M+M:oh,shit....

Kari:*blade glows purple*RyuTamashiYami!

M+M:*blasted back into rock* ow....

Kari:*puts away sword*...so are you all travling together?

Saku:Yep!

Kari:Well,I am Kari of the eastern lands. And this is Hikaritsuki.

*(Sessshomaru,Rin and Jaken is with the group)Rin runs up to the little girl*

Rin:Hi, I'm Rin.

Hikaritsuki:Hello.

Rin:You wanna play?

Hikaritsuki:Kari-Sama,could I please?

Kari:Sure.

Rin:Sesshomaru-sama,please?

Sesshomaru:Fine.*turns to Kari* Lady of the Western Lands, huh?

Kari:Yep.

*Sesshomaru+kari talk*

Saku:Well, it looks like we have another member! :)

Bankotsu:Damn, another girl too.

Saku:Shut-up.

Bankotsu:You shut-up!

Saku:You,shut up!
*another fight bettween them*

Jakotsu:They really need to sort out their priorities.

Saku+Bankotsu:SHUT-UP, JAKOTSU!

Jakotsu:Well,It's the Truth!

Saku+Bankotsu:grrrr......

Kari:Do they always fight like this?

Sesshomaru:I don't normally travle with them, so I wouldn't know....

Everyone: Yes, they do!

Kari:*in thoughts* it's gonna b a long night.....

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lol, I felt like adding myself in it, woo-hoo! :)

this is funny! I like this chappy! ^^ yay you introduce yourself!

:blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: its all so funny :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:

can i b in it to if u say yes i'll put up my profile :blue20:

Part 8

Saku:You don't have a clue.

Bankotsu:What do ya mean by that?!

Saku:You see what I have 2 put up with?

Kari:...yeah...whoa....

Kagome:Yeah, though I have to put up with this-

InuYasha:Shut-up!

Sang:What about me?!I have the henti monk!

Kari:yeah...I'd have to go with Sango, she's the one who should have our simpathy...

*All girls agree*

*It's getting dark*

Kari:Rin! Hikaritsuki! Come on!We don't need to put up with saving you from any demons!

Rin and Hikaritsuki.:Coming!*run over and sit down by the fire*

Kagome:Food anyone?*pulls out a ton of food in her bag*

Kari:*lifts lid and sniffs some of it*Are you sure some of this is edible? I haven't seeen half of it before.

Miroku:Just try it, it's really good!

InuYasha:NO ONE TOUCHES MY RAMEN!!!!!

Kari:eh?....ramen?

Kagome:It's just some noddles....

InuYasha:*practically inhaling the ramen*

Kari:Apparently he's in love with it....

Kagome:Once again, you have no idea how much....

Rin:Wow!this is delicious! Come-on Sesshomaru-Sama! Try it!

Sesshomaru:I don't eat human food.

Rin:Oh...*contiues eating*

*everyone eats to their fill, but Saku and Bankotsu are fighting over the last egg roll*

Saku:It's mine! I got it first!

Bankotsu:No,way, I had it!

Saku:Hand it over!

Bankotsu:No, you let go!

Saku:Damnit!Give me it!

Bankotsu:Let go!

Kari:*sigh* Bankotsu,you take that,Saku,you can have this.*hands saku egg roll*

Saku:Yay! Thank you!!!!*takes roll and eats* Yumm!!!!

Everyone's about to fall asleep untill they see soul-stealers in the sky*

InuYasha:KIKYO!

Kari:....who's Kikyo?

Kagome:Some bitch that InuYasha still likes, even if she's dead.

InuYasha:grrr....

Kari:InuYasha, you'r such a two timer...

InuYasha:No, I'm not!It's Just...It's just---

Everyone:GO ON!

InuYasha:I...I...I-

Kikyo:DIE INUYASHA!*fires arrow*

InuYasha:What the-?KIKYO!!!

Saku:*jumps up and blocks arrow* What the hell do you think your do'n?!

Kikyo:Killing InuYasha, he betrayed me!!!

InuYasha:No, I didn't Naraku is a shape-shifter and killed you!

Kikyo:Yeah, right...*fires another arrow*

Saku:Damn! Quit hitting my sword!.....I just got it cleaned...

InuYasha:Hello what about me here! She's trying to kill me.

Bankotsu:Well, I wouldn't blame her, you are a two timer....

InuYasha:Don't help!

Martin:Oh....she's pretty....*runs up to Kikyo* Would you go out with me?

Kikyo: No way in hell...

Kari:Well, you'd know alot about hell, now wouldn't you?

Kikyo:Shut-up!

Kari:Make me, bitch!

Kikyo:Fine; I will!*cocks an arrow*

Kari:Go to hell...

Kikyo: I've been there, it's quite lovely,thank you...

Sesshomaru: Go jump off a cliff....oh, wait! Naraku already pushed you off one!

Kikyo:You realize I have a arrow cocked and ready to shoot, right.

Sesshomaru:So?

Kikyo:DIE!!!!!

Kari:*blocks with sword*Damnit! Leave us alone! go crawl back in your grave and go back to hell!

Kikyo: Grave? I was cremated.

Kari:Fine, now,you can have a watery grave!*puts away sword and waves hand at water in stream*

Kikyo:Oh, shit....

Kari:*gigantic wave comes up and dunks Kikyo*

Everyone:
Holy....Shit....
:oooo: :oooo: :oooo:

Kari: Kikyo, don't get me mad.*sits back down*

Everyone: :oooo: :oooo: :oooo:

Martin:So, Kikyo....will you please go out with me?!Please? :pinkusagi08:

Kikyo:*in thoughts* Well he is kinda cute...*to martin* *sigh* alright....

Martin: REALLY?!

Kikyo:Yep! :)

InuYasha: :oooo:

Kagome: *closes mouth for him* I'm tell'n you you'r gonna catch a fly!

InuYasha:If I wanna drop my jaw I'll do it!

Kagome:Whatever.

*All of a sudden,Kagura comes of of no where*

Kagura: Kikyo? I should have known....

Martin:Sorry,Kagura,I'm with Kikyo now, I'm a taken man.

Kagura:THERE WAS NEVER ANYTHING GOING ON BETWEEN US!!!!!NOW GIVE BACK THE JEWEL!

Martin:What jewel?

Kagura:Don't play dumb!

Dianna:Believe me, he isn't playing dumb he's always stupid...

Martin:Shut-up!

Kagura:Give me the jewel!

Martin:I don't have it!

InuYasha:KAGURA! PREPARE TO DIE! AKA TETSUSIEGA!!!!!

Kagura:*flips fan and knocks attack to side* Pathetic.

Kikyo: *whispers to martin* lets go

Martin:Okay!

*they sneak off*

Kari:Who's this woman?

Kagome:One of Naraku's incarntes(sp?)

Kari:...er...incarntes?

Kagome:yep.

Kari:That's kinda...gross....

Saku:ewww.......I know,that is gross!!!

Sesshomaru:He tries to absorb othe demon's bodies to get stronger, he tried to do that to me, but I got away,damn that bastard....

Kari:....ewww....
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lol

*falls off computer chair* ROFL that was halarious!

yea it was funny LOL :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:

people say I'm funny but I wasn't really sure 'till now! :) Thanks!
dark yinandyang17, u wanna b in it?

As u will b able to tell in this chapter, I'm not *ahem* fond of InuYasha
Part 9

*Everyone watches Inu and Kagura fight.*

Kari:This is getting boring.....I'm going to sleep,night everyone! :)

Everyone: Same here,night! :)

-next morning-

*inu and Kagura still fighting but really tired*

InuYasha:Bakryuuha....damn...I'm so fucking tired...

Kagura:Dance of the-aww shit, who cares?I'm go'n home....Screw Naraku and his plan...I don't wanna help I'm so tired...*flys off*

InuYasha:*collapses to ground and strts sleping*

Kagome:Aww...poor inu, he's tired!

Kari:Leave him.

Kagome:Why?We have to keep moving to find more shikon jewel shards.

Kari: Shikno Jewel Shards?

Kagome: Yep!Wait-don't tell me you don't knnow of the shikon jewel...

Kari:I know of it, it's seems like a stupid thing to use, it just brings misfortune and misiry..not to mention it's lowly...

InuYasha:*ears purk up*What the hell do you mean by that?!

Kari:I already explained, stupid half-breed.

InuYasha:What'd you say?!

Kari:I called you a stupid half-breed! Can't you hear? Or do you have something in your ears?

InuYasha:THAT'S IT! YOU'R GOING DOWN.*pulls out Tetsusiega*

Kari:You are so dumb.I am a full youkai and you're a hanyou...heh, I'm not wasting my strength on you.

Everyone: :oooo: :oooo: :oooo:

Saku:Woo-hoo! Go Kari!!!

Bankotsu: Come on InuYasha! Kick her ass!

Saku:Kari will win!

Bantotsu:No InuYasha will win!I'll battle you!

Saku:Fine!*those two start battle*

Then next thing you know everyone is versing eachother:
band of 6*, all split up and it's 3 on 3, Sango verse Miroku,Kari verse InuYasha,Kagome verse Sesshomaru,Then Saku verse Bankotsu.But Jave is running in circles.

Java:*runs in circles*BIGSWORDSBIGSWORD
SBIGSWORDSBIGSWORDS!!!
:snowman02: :snowman02: :snowman02: :snowman02:

Winners:
Battle a.) Renkotsu, Jakotsu, Suikotsu
Battle b.)Sango
Battle c.)Kari
Battle d.)Sesshomaru
Battle e.)Saku

Saku:That was fun!

Bankotsu:Speak for yourself.

InuYasha:I was beaten by a girl....

Dianna:Okay I was playing with Rin,Shippo, and Hikaritsuki, r u guys done now?

Everyone who lost:*groan*

Everyone who won:YEP! :pinkusagi17:

Kagome:I hate you Sesshomaru! You stupid youkai!

Sesshomaru: Don't tell me things I already know, you stupid human.

Kagome:DAMN YOU!!! *pins Sesshomaru to tree with arrows*
What cha gonna do now? :crazybunny10: :crazybunny10:

Sesshomaru:damnit....

Kari:Kagome! You lost deal with it!

Kagome:I am!!! :)

Kari:*rubbs temples*

Naraku:*comes up outta know where,in his baboon pelt* BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!! Give me my jewel shards!

Kagome:Make me!!!

Naraku:Fine!!!

Kagome:Everyone, lets play, Monkey man in the middle!InuYasha, catch!!!
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lol, not one of my better ones....

LOL LOL! Java is left out!

:blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: Sesshy got pinned to a tree,Inu lost to a girl :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:

yea i want to b in it but do u want me to PM u my profile or post up my profile

update as soon as you can!