chapter 1, the meeting!

Narrator: war has raged on in many diffrent galaxies......

Heero Yuy: we all know how you begin every show dammit!

Me: be nicer!

Heero: shut up bitch!

Me: :chidoriMad: grrrrrrrr....

Duo Maxwell: Dariane calm down already!

Me: ooooooh Duo, you're soooooo cute! :inlove: *huggles Duo*

Duo: *blushes*

Quatre Winner: :sweatdrop:

Chang Wufei: *singing* Duo and Dariane sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g! :blue20:

Me: shut up!

Chang: yes mame! :0_0:

*Kenny, Cartman and Kyle show up out of nowhere.*

Kenny: *mumbles*

Cartman: shut the <beeeeeeeeeeeeeep> up!

Kyle: Cartman what's with the beep?

Me: oh gods no swearing, Heero already broke that rule but oh well! :sweatdrop:

Duo: I am Duo Maxwell, the god of death!

Heero: SHUT UP WE'RE SICK OF THAT LINE!

Duo: >_>

Me: I love that line Duo. :inlove:

Duo: I'm glad you do! :inlove:

Quatre: please kids get out of this fanfiction!

Cartman: no you mother <beeeeeeeeeeeeeep> this is our fanficton!

Chang: >_< dammit I hate kids!

Kyle: Cartman these people, execpt for the tomboy, are gundam pilots!

Me: :chidoriMad: I'm a pilot too!

Duo: yeah she is dammit! >_<


hope you guys liked it!

I hope you guys liked it! :mint40:

preveiw

Me: let's kill them!

Cartman: let us run this fanfiction, or you'll never see Trowa again!

Duo: Trowa? oh you mean him! I didn't notice he was gone!

Quatre: niether did I!

lol no 1 cares about trowa

chapter 2, eeeek Trowa! :0_0:

Me: DIE CARTMAN!!!!!!!!!! *shoots at Cartman*

Kenny: NOOOOOOOOOO *takes shot*

Kyle: OMG you killed kenny, you bastard!

Heero: you damn kids are annoying me!

Kyle: oh well Kenny comes back to life on every episode!

Duo: nobody cares!

Chang: DIE!!!!!!!! *aims at Kyle and Cartman*

Cartman: retreat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kyle: with Kenny! *takes Kenny's body with him as he retreats*

Me: how pointless!

Duo: yeah really....>_>

Heero: ah those brats were just bluffing about this being their fanfiction! now for the plot!

Heero's video mail thing: you've got mail!

Heero: from who?

*Cartman shows up on a video dressed as dr.evil and so does Kyle and Kenny*

Quatre: what do you want Cartman?

Cartman: bring me the ingrediants, and your friend won't die!

Heero: friend?

Kyle: yeah you know Trowa Barton!

Me: I didn't notice Trowa was missing!

Heero: neither did I.

Duo: *looks into movie* EEEEK what did you do do Trowa?

*south park version of Trowa shows up*

Trowa: I know I look gibbled but please, SAVE ME!

Me: EEK YOU MESSED UP HIS FACE!!!!!!!NO TROWA! NOT MY THIRD LOVE ON GUNDAM WING!

Duo: 0_0 I thought I was your man....

Me: but you're in first place, then Quatre!

Duo: :inlove: I feel loved!

Chang: >_< let him go Cartman!

Cartman: give us pizza and a few gundams then we will!

end of chapter 2

I got a huge laugh out of this one!

Chapter 3, Me and Duo :inlove:

Heero: why do you want pizza?

Cartman: that's the firat ingrediant! this message will self destruct in 3......2.....1........ hey why didn't it explode?

Heero: *turns video mail off* let's save Trowa!

Me: :cryriver: they messed up Trowa's beautiful face!

Duo: HEY!

Me: but you were always the prettier one! :inlove:

Duo: ^_^ it's true!

Heero: >_> let's get into our gundums!

Chang: okay!

Quatre: where are our Gundums?

Me: ah shoot I didn't notice they were missing!

Heero: >_< GOD DAMN IT!

Me: watch it Heero!

Heero: whoa spaz! >_>

Duo: no dissin Dariane! *glares evilly at Heero*

Heero: >_< must you alway glare at me like that?

Duo: maybe!

Heero: well stop it! you're scaring me!

Me: how can his pretty face scare you?

Quatre: >_>

Chang: let's get into the batmobile! *steals batmobile from batman* get in!

*everyone gets in* *me and Duo at the back seat of the batmobile*

Heero: this is gonna be a six hour drive so don't be surprised!

*Me and Duo make out! :blue20: :blue20: !

Chang: *watches* ummmmmm

Duo: do you mind Chang?

Chang: nope, ^_^ I'll keep watching!

end of chapter 3

my ficcy has gone so ooc! ^^

WILL SOMEONE COMMENT???????

((doesn't anyone read this????))

chapter 4

*an hour later*

Heero: okay what's that sound coming from the back car seat?

Chang: I'll go look! *looks behind* :0_0: DUO, DARIANE WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?

Duo: none of your business you perv! >=(

Chang: :0_0: :0_0: ummm Heero I know what they're doing now!

Quatre: what are they doing?

Chang: they're doing it!

Heero: :oooo:

Quatre: okay I didn't need to know that much info.....>_>

Me: we better shut the curtains!

Duo: *shuts curtains*

Chang: thank you!

Quatre: you still didn't need to look Chang.

Chang: but I was curious! :cryriver:

Heero: >_> the back of the car better not be messy when we leave it!

Me: *groans* oh faster Duo faster.

Quatre: 0_0

Chang: let's just focus on saving Trowa!

Heero: that might be best! >_< No talking to me, I'm driving.

Chang: the only person I can talk to is Quatre, he's the only one who isn't busy!

Duo: oh I love you Dariane!

Heero: can you two keep it down a little!

Chang: >_>

*meanwhile*

Cartman: ha no one will come to save you Trowa!

Trowa: oh Heero Yuy, Duo Maxwell, Chang Wufei and Quatre Winner will save me!

end of chapter four!

LOL! Hahaha! thats a little perverted though... but whatever

((Yes, I didn't know what the hell was going through my mind))

chapter 5

*seven hours later*

Heero's video thingy: you've got mail!

Heero: we must be at the right place!

*Cartman shows up on video*

Cartman: did you bring the pizza?

Heero: yes we did, now let Trowa go!

Cartman: now that you've gotton the pizza, there is yet another task for you. You have to go get a gun from your gundam.

Heero: I've got it with me!

Cartman: good now get into my office!

*Trowa shows up on video*

Trowa: HELP ME!!!!!!!!

Cartman: shut up!

Heero: we'll save you Trowa!

Trowa: oh thank god! TT_TT

Me: *getting dressed* whoa we're here already?

Chang: time went by faster because you were getting busy with Duo!

Duo: *puts pants on* so? you make it sound like there's a problem!

Chang: there really isn't......>_>

Me: oh sure Chang.

Heero: let's get going already!

Duo: *puts shirt on* wait for me!

Me: *already dressed* I'll waut for you!

Duo: thanks Dariane. :inlove:

end of chapter 5

lol... *sorta explodes with laughter out her nose*

chapter six

Cartman: bwa ha ha your friends will never save you Trowa!

Trowa: oh yes they will I can garentee that!

Kyle: *smacks Trowa* ah shuddap!

Trowa: >=(

*Heero and friends barge in with their guns*

Heero: okay put your hands up!

Cartman: REALEASE THE CLOWNS!!!

Kyle: yessir!

*Clowns show up out of nowhere*

Duo: *shoots wildly* I AM DUO MAXWELL THE GOD OF DEATH!

Everyone except me: SHUDDAP DUO!

Me: don't listen to them Duo! :inlove:

Duo: okay! ^_^

Quatre: surrender Trowa and we won't hurt you, I promise!

Cartman: NO <beeeeeeeeeeep>ing way!

Trowa: help!

Heero: okay! *shoots at Cartman*

Cartman: RETREAT!!!!!!!

Kyle+Kenny: OKAY!

*all three boys escape*

Trowa: *turns back to anime* yay I'm me again, and I don't look crapppy!

Me: ^^ YAY, but I'm already in love with Duo.

Trowa: :sweatdrop:

Heero: we've got to destroy those bastards!

end of chapter 5

Kenny died... I thought... lol... Stop putting in somuch suspense! lol

Wait... CLOWNS! ACK!

oh no not the CLOWNS AAAAAAHHHHHHHH RUN

chapter seven

*everyone goes to edmonton*

Heero: let's celebrate having Trowa back with sake!

Me: where's Trowa?

Chang: who cares?

*Trowa walks in drunk*

Trowa: hey guys guess what I have just learned today?

Quatre: what? >_>

Trowa: I can walk!

Chang: that was so lame!

Me: are you drunk Trowa?

Trowa: I swear to drunk I'm not God!

Heero: >_>

Duo: God Trowa too much sake for you, were you at the bar?

Heero: he sure acts like it...>_>

Duo: >_>

Me: Trowa you might wanna snap out of it before....

Trowa: *faints*

Me: before that!

Duo: >_>

Heero: okay.............

Me: so let's make each other faint! it's a game first one to stand ten things that would most likly make them faint wins!

Chang: I know one for Heero, Hey Heero!

Heero: what?

Chang: Relena cheated on you for Triez! ^^

Heero: WTF????? *faints*

Chang: this is fun! ^^

Duo: hey Chang!

Chang: what?

Duo: Bandai is going to replace you with an even hotter guy!

Chang: WHAT?! But I'm handsome!

Duo: they're gonna replace you with this guy! *hands Chang Wufei a pic of Sesshomaru*

Chang: WHAT?! he's hot! *faints*

Me: hey Duo!

Duo: what? :inlove:

Me: I'm PG! ^^

Duo: 0_0 what?! but you're only like 14 *faints*

Me: I was kidding sheesh!

Quatre: hey Dariane!

Me: what?

Quatre: your hamsters ran away!

Me: EEEK! *faints*

Quatre: this is fun! ^^

end of chapter 7

((PG means pregnant))

hahaha!

LOL this is great

chapter eight

*meanwhile at Cartman's hideout*

Cartman: I have faith in you Dr. Evil!

Dr.Evil: I will help you out with the "lazer beams"

Cartman: ^^ woohoo!

Kenny: *mumbles*

Kyle: ah shuddap!

*meanwhile*

*everyone gets up*

Trowa: wow what a night! I sure was drunk!

Heero: no kidding! OH RELENA HOW COULD YOU??????????

*Relena shows up out of nowhere*

Relena: how could I what?

Heero: cheat on me for Triez!

Relena: ewwwwww! you sick freaks!

Me: HEY!

Duo: the only freak here is Wufei! *points to Chang*

Chang: >_>

*Relena storms out*

Heero: what's her problem?

Chang: >_> my joke!

Heero: which wasn't funny!

Me: so what now?

Duo: kill all the characters off of South park, after I'm Duo Maxwell the god of-

Heero: WE KNOW THAT LINE ALREADY!

Duo: whoa spaz >_>

Me: no dissing my Duo! *huggles Duo*

end of chapter 8

hope you guys liked it, sorry about chapter four being perverted! :mint29:

now any suggestions? what do you think is gonna happen?

(( be sure to thank Dark lord for helping me through out writer's block, thank you dark lord))


chapter nine

Cartman: Mr.Powers I'll send you as a spy, go spy on the five gundam boys, Heero Yuy, Quatre Rubera Winner, Chang Wufei, Duo Maxwell and Trowa Barton. oh and Dariane Caines

Austin: I'll go spy on these boys!

Kyle: Dariane is a girl!

Austin: :inlove: yeah baby yeah!

Dr.Evil: :sweatdrop: just go! Or minime will beat you up!

Minime: *cracks knuckles*

Austin: bye guys :sweatrun:

*Meanwhile*
*at some park* *Me and Duo having a picnic!*

Me: awww isn't this nice Duo?

Duo: yup it's a beautiful day! ^^ no gundams fighting, no Heero, no south park kids.

Me: sigh you look like Bankotsu! ^^

Duo: :chidoriMad: whose Bankotsu?

Me: >_> my ex-boyfriend!

Duo: why did you two break up.

Me: ummmmm because he cheated on me for Saku, plus she looks like me! >_<

Duo: *cracks knuckles* I wanna beat this guy up!

Me: forget it Duo, just as long as we're together then it doesn't matter!

Duo: :angelstar7: true that!

*Austin powers shows up*

Austin: as it seems you're Duo maxwell!

Duo: what do want?

Austin: :oooo: oh my is the sexy girl Dariane?

Me: :0_0:

Duo: :chidoriMad:

end of chapter 9

((be sure to thank dark lord))

like I said before, be sure to thank Dark lord!

yes thank me for helping this update be even more funny

chapter ten

Austin: did I say something wrong sexy?

Me: 0_0

Duo: who and what are you?

Austin: I'm Austin Powers of course haven't you heard of me?

Duo: >_> no.............

Austin: awww shoot! -__-

Me:....................................

Duo: prepare to die freak!

Austin: kill me and you'll never defeat cartman!

Me: wait, can you tell us about where Cartman is?

Austin: ummmmm no.......

Me: *takes out ropes and ties up Austin* *touches his cheek* oh Austin you bad little man, please tell us where Cartman is.

Duo: :chidoriMad: DARIANE!

Me: well speak up!

Austin: TT_TT I can't sorry sexy lady!

Me: I'm 14 years old dammit!

Duo: >_> I feel rejected!

Me: *whispers to Duo* I still love you!

Duo: :inlove:

Austin: TT_TT

end of part 10

I got a laugh outta this update!

same here next 1 make austin get tourchured now that will b very funny also add FAT B@STARD

((I don't know about fat b@stard but I'll update))

Chapter eleven

Me: Austin please tell us!

Duo: I'm not watching!

Austin: *somehow sneaks away*

Duo: man what a creep!

Me: like really!

*Heero Yuy and Trowa Barton show up*

Heero: who was that guy?

Duo: a spy Cartman had sent!

Me: and I let him get away, I'm sorry Duo! :cryriver:

Duo: 0_0 it's okay Dariane *hugs me ^^*

Heero: save that for home you two.

Trowa: seriously, since when did Duo get a girlfriend?

Heero: *tells Trowa about back of carseat part ^^*

Trowa: 0_0 seriously?

Heero: yes!

Trowa: :0_0:

Duo: >_< dammit must you tell Trowa?

Heero: yes! ^^

*meanwhile Austin tortured by seeing pics of fat chicks*

Austin: :0_0:

Dr.Evil: this is what make Austin be a better spy! ^^

Austin: :0_0: :0_0: OMFG A FAT CHICK NUDE! *faints*

Dr.Evil: >_> too distrubing!

Cartman: >_>

end of chapter 11

well it made me laugh

chapter twelve

Trowa: ^^ Dariane and Duo sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g *looks up and sees the two actually sitting in a tree kissing*

Heero: okay.....>_>

Trowa: I didn't expect that!

*Quatre and Chang show up*

Quatre: what's going on?

Chang: *looks up into tree* WTF????????????

*Me and Duo fall out of tree*

Me: that was fun! ^^ owww my butt hurts now!

Duo: same here!

Heero: that's why you two save it for home! >_>

Me: -___-

*Minime shows up*

Minime: *kidnaps me*

Me: HEY PUT ME DOWN KID!

Duo: hey let her go!

Heero: yeah Duo wants to make out with her.

Duo: true but, I want her back!

Trowa: like Heero said, you just want to make out with her again.

Chang: nah they wanted to go all the way! ^^

Duo: >_>

Heero: they already did!

Duo: >_<

end of chapter 12!

whoo hoo that was funny next have her tourchured but Fat _______ u know who

chapter thirteen, OMG PG!

Cartman: good you brought the girl!

Me: you're gonna hurt me are you?

Cartman: nah, I don't hurt PG women.

Me: PG? I'm PG?

Dr.Evil: well duh, didn't you notice?

Me: ummmmm no.....how long!

Dr.Evil: it's only been a month for you...

Me: how do you know?

Dr.Evil: we've been spying on you the whole time!

Me: :0_0: you pervs!

Austin: it wasn't my idea baby!

Me: don't call me that!

Fat B@stard: ME LIKE DARIANE!

Me: 0_0

Dr.Evil: leave her alone, she's only bait!

Fat B@stard: awwwwwwwwwww -__-

Me: Duo will kill you for this! I garentee!

Dr.Evil: ah shuddap!

Me: >=(

Austin: I still like you baby!

Me: don't call me that!

end of chapter 13

YA GO FAT B@STARD

oh yeah and PG means pregnant! ^^

I KNEW THAT

I'm just saying this to those who don't know! ^_^

part fourteen

Me: seriously Duo will kill you guys!

Cartman: shut up bitch!

Me: hey watch your language!

Cartman: here swears aren't censored!

Me: >=( you bad kid!

Cartman: I know!

*meanwhile*

Duo: we must find Dariane!

Heero: why?

Duo: I just want to protect her and I promised her I will!

Heero: >_<

Duo: what?

Heero: you look stupid in those black pants....

Duo: >_>

end of chapter 14

sorry for this update being short, Dariane's lazy...>_>

chapter fourteen~continued

Me: *ah how the heck am I supposed to get out of this situation? It also made matters worse when I found out I'm PG.*

FB: no worry, boys will come any second now!

Me: I wish that was true B@stard.

FB: ^^ here they come right now!

*outside of room*

Duo: okay stick them up! *points gun to Kenny*

Kenny: :sweatdrop:

Heero: *shoots Kenny*

Kyle: OMG YOU KILLED KENNY! You bastard!

Heero: that gag is over used!

Chang: *knocks down door*

Heero: wait.....why are we saving Dariane!

Duo: because I said so, DARIANE!

Me: DUO!!!!!!!!!

Chang: WUFEI!

Everyone else: *glares at Chang*

Heero: -_- I wish Relena was here!

*Relena shows up out of nowhere*

Relena: oh Heero, I'm so sorry I threw a tantrum that other night, will you forgive me?

Heero: *takes hold of Relena's hand* why of course Relena!

*Dr.Evil walks in*

Dr.Evil: awwww young love, whatever say good bye to the anime world!

Relena: NOT SO FAST! HIYA! *does some cool matrix kick and Dr.Evil falls over in defeat* Ha I'm strong!

Heero: :oooo:

end of chapter 14