Chapter 1 the evil purple dinosaur demon

Five friends are staring at each other and chatting, they all have worried looks on their faces. And Inuyasha looks very irritated and he is giving his friends heck

Inuyasha: God, when are we going destroy Naraku?
Miroku: when we recover from our wounds! ļ
Kagome: besides, we need more time, why are you rushing things?
Sango: Exactly! Kirira needs more time to recover from exhaustion! (^^)
Inuyasha: Oh well! I guess we do need some time!

Then all the sudden, a boy appears¡K¡K I¡¦ll describe him, he has a long black braid, and he also has adorable blue eyes and a nice white and blue kimono! (^^)
The boy is in a rush and he looks very mad, but tries to cover it with a smile, but he still looks angry.

Inuyasha: Well, well if it Isn¡'t Bankotsu!
Bankotsu: I am after an evil purple demon that sang my friends to death, and now Suikotsu, Renkotsu, Jakotsu, Mukotsu, Kyokotsu and even Ginkotsu are dead. And as their leader I shall avenge them!
Inuyasha: Who cares about the band of seven anyway?
Bankotsu fans: We do!
Inuyasha: okay.......... What now? What next?

Voices appear and then Rin, Sesshomaru, and Jaken walk in.

Jaken: No Rin, lord Sesshomaru is not a girl!
Kagome: I know that annoying voice any where! It¡¦s Jaken!
Jaken haters: NO!!! Not Jaken!
Sesshomaru: Well if it isn¡¦t Inuyasha and Bankotsu!
Bankotsu: Oh Sesshomaru, Why the heck are you here?
Sesshomaru: There has lately been an evil purple dinosaur demon singing people to death, Inuyasha if you get in the way of me destroying this demon, I swear you'll wish you never met me, and I¡¦ll have to take away tetsieaga!
Inuyasha: feh! As if you can hold my Tetsieaga!
Bankotsu: you two are brothers?
Audience: Well of course Bankotsu, these two are brothers! Can¡¦t you tell?
Bankotsu: well, sort of, but Sesshomaru looks like a girl with that red eye shadow on!
Sesshomaru: ...............
Sesshomaru fans: Bankotsu, Sesshomaru looks cool with that on, even though Naraku is not one to talk!
Bankotsu: Yeah whatever!

Then a girl appears, she has long brown hair, blue eyes and wears a knee length kimono!
She greets everyone but looks extra happy when she looks at Bankotsu.

Bankotsu: Oh hie Dariane!
Dariane gives Bankotsu a surprise embrace and Bankotsu blushes
Dariane (me): Hie Bankotsu, (sob) I thought you died on episode 123!
Bankotsu: I was sleeping! When I sleep, I look dead! (He is still blushing)
Dariane: Ummmm, I knew that! But you look cool holding your sword like that!
Bankotsu: I do, don't I? Everyone thinks I am so cool, I never knew I was so darn popular with the ladies!

Everyone just stares at Bankotsu, and he looks very happy. Shippo looks very mad!

Shippo: Let¡¦s just get on with the *BEEP*story!
Rin: ooh, Shippo is a potty mouth!
Sesshomaru: Hey maybe Naraku knows about the demon that is singing people to death!

At Naraku¡'s castle
Bankotsu screams like a girl and jumps on Dariane¡¦s arms!

Dariane: Bankotsu, It¡'s only a home sweet home mat!
Bankotsu: Oh I knew that!
Kagome: I thought you were more fearless than that!
Dariane: Hey Kagome, don¡¦t you dare bad mouth my favorite mercenary! Or you will pay dearly (evil glare)
Kagome: sorry Bankotsu!
Bankotsu: that¡'s okay; I had too much sugar and coffee this morning!
Everyone else: .............................................
Bankotsu: what? I was just hyper!
Inuyasha: where is Naraku's barrier, usually by now we¡'d be running into barriers and Incarnations of naraku!
Miroku: now that you mention it, yes we would!
Bankotsu: what are Incarnations?
Inuyasha: Naraku¡'s bundles of evil!
Bankotsu: oh!

All the sudden creatures with TVs on themselves appeared!

Dariane: Oh no, teletubbies!
Bankotsu: first the evil dinosaur demon, and now teletubbies?

All the Teletubbies sing

Dariane: plug your ears everyone!
Teletubby haters: Oh no! Not their song of evil!
Rin screams and comes back with a spear
Sesshomaru: Hey Rin, put that down!
Rin: I actually know how to use these things!
Bankotsu: okay then I'll be killing these guys! (^^)
Dariane: And I'll help! (^^)
Sesshomaru: (whispering) Bankotsu, I think she likes you!
Bankotsu: Whatever, I appreciate her help; the rest of you can go kill the evil purple demon while Dariane and I kill these guys!
Dariane: (takes out whip) ROSEWHIPLASH!
Kills two of the teletubbies and then Bankotsu takes out his huge sword and kills the other two!
Bankotsu: That was easy, too easy.

Then a Teletubby army appear and singing

Bankotsu: I spoke too soon, well this is like the good old times!
Dariane: Yep! At least I can control fire at my own will!
Burn half the army and Bankotsu uses his sword again, but they keep on coming back!
Bankotsu: What the hell is going on? Why do they keep on coming back?
Dariane: even burning them won¡¦t hurt them, what is their weakness?

A grey and white cat appears, known as Tribble mouse.
Tribbles jumps on Dariane¡¦s shoulder and mews cheerfully

Dariane: Oh hie tribbles! You think you can help?
Tribbles: Meow
Bankotsu: how is a kitten going to help?

Mouse transforms to her true self, a thunder tiger.

Dariane: does that answer your question?
Bankotsu: Umm yeah! I knew that! (-_-)
Meanwhile
Sesshomaru: I hope the other two are okay!
Inuyasha: They are fine Sesshomaru, Bankotsu is really strong, and He can protect Dariane!

(I¡¦m getting really bad thoughts right now, don¡'t ask why)

Jaken: No way! Both of them are human, there is no way they would survive in this¡K¡K¡K¡K.. (x_x)

Sesshomaru takes out his sword and slices Jaken in half and then everyone looks shocked because of this.

Inuyasha and company :¡K.( O_o)
Sesshomaru: It slipped out! (~_x)
Kagome: ¡K¡K.. Well, saw that coming!
Inuyasha: Whatever!

Keyoga walks in the castle and she rushes up to Inuyasha and company and she looks as if she is in a normal expression, she has a blank look on her face.

Keyoga: Hello, my name is Keyoga.
Sesshomaru: Oh, hie Keyoga!
Keyoga: (^^) Oh Sesshomaru!!! Why the hell did you not stop by for a visit?

Meanwhile Bankotsu and Dariane are still trying to kill the teletubbies, and they both look very mad. The Teletubby general is commanding to make the Teletubbies sing.

Bankotsu: Oh shit, they just keep on coming!

(He looks really mad that the camera man won¡¦t stop staring at him Sorry Bankotsu for putting this up.)

Bankotsu: (yelling) Mr. Cameraman, will you stop pointing your camera at me! You¡¦re freaking me out! Stop that!
Camera guy: Fine, but the camera loves you!
Dariane: Why was he just here?
Bankotsu: yeah! It is not my fault I am so damn sexy!

And then, from a distance a guy dressed like a ninja is five feet away from Dariane and Bankotsu and gives them an evil glare, this guy¡¦s name turns out to be Scorpion, and he is getting his harpoon ready
Scorpion: (towards Teletubbies) GET OVER HERE!!

Then the entire Teletubby army die, don¡¦t get your hopes high Teletubby haters, one remains. Bankotsu is laughing.

Bankotsu: Not so tough now huh?
Teletubby: There is no way you can defeat me, I will flee to Master Barney, and get my revenge on all of you people! (Evil laugh)
Dariane: For some reason, I have a bad feeling about that Scorpion dude.

Scorpion turns around and says Dariane¡¦s name, Dariane gasps and runs behind Bankotsu.

Dariane: Wait a second, Mav, what are you doing here?
Scorpion: Oh, How did you know it was me Dariane-Chan?
Dariane: Never mind that! This here is Bankotsu, and Bankotsu, this is my step father Mav!
Bankotsu: (Looks shocked) your father steps on you? What kind of father steps all over his daughter?
Scorpion: (Mav) Bankotsu-kun, that is not what I do, she means I am remarried to her mother; her biological father broke up with her a long time ago.
Bankotsu: Oh¡K¡K¡K¡K. Wait a second; did her father try to kill Dariane or some thing? Not like I am trying to eavesdrop, but I saw marks on her.
Dariane: Shut up! I do not want to be reminded of that vile person.

Dariane goes off looking mad; she is also thumping her feet.

Bankotsu: what is her problem; does she hate her biological father or something?
Mav (Scorpion): she hates her father deep inside, she never has shown it until now, and he was the reason some children at her home town treated her like she is some kind of witch.
Bankotsu looks at Mav and then he smiles sadly.
Bankotsu: Yeah, I know how she feels, but both of my parents hated me; ever since I was able to hold this sword.

And then both of them(along with tribbles) go inside Naraku¡¦s castle, inside was filled with flowers, pink couches and lots of stuff Naraku would not normally have. Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, Kagome, Shippo, Kirira, Rin, Sesshomaru and Keyoga are all enjoying some tea, cakes and chocolates, while Naraku is baking.

Naraku: Ah, Bankotsu, Scorpion, you are just in time too! Would you like some tea?
Mav: yes we would, thank you, (Dariane has no Idea what she¡¦s missing out on! she¡¦ll come back anyway)
Tribbles: Meow, Meow, meow! (She sounds worried)
Scorpion: Oh what is it mouse? Are you worried that Barney Sang Dariane to death as well?

Bankotsu out his sword and looks mad, he also puts his boots on.

Bankotsu: I'm going to slay that bastard Barney! Even if I die in battle!
Inuyasha: I'm coming with you Bankotsu; I am not going to let you have all the fun.
Sesshomaru: Don't leave me out, I am coming along as well, I will also not let Barney kill anyone else!
Mav: I will not let Barney kill my eldest daughter, no way is going to go near her! So I will come as well. Come here mouse!
Tribbles changes to her tiger form again.
Sango: I am coming as well. Kirira lets go!
Kirira changes to her Saber tooth tiger form.
Miroku: I will not let Barney kill any women! I will come along as well!
Keyoga: I¡¦m coming as well, because Dariane is my friend. Kagome, Shippo, Naraku, stay here, Rin......

Rin picks up a spear

Rin: I will come as well, I know how to fight!

Everyone heads off to go kill Barney, and then they see a sight of Dariane with a shocked look. She is also shivering and then Bankotsu approaches her looking relief that she is fine.

Bankotsu: oh good you are Alright. I was so worried, why do you look so shocked.
Mav: Dariane, you would usually sing to not be so shocked.

Dariane opens her mouth but then closes it again.

Mav: Dariane, where is your voice?
Dariane: I can talk, but Barney came up and stole my song to take credit of.

Bankotsu grabs Dariane¡¦s arm and walks off with her, everyone else follows.

Bankotsu: You bitch; you know that you must always bring a man with you when you run off.
Dariane: (looking scared) I know, but I wanted to be alone.
Mav: Why are you grabbing her like that? She is not your wife or anything like that.
Keyoga: Bankotsu what gives? Why are you grabbing her like that?
Bankotsu: To kill Barney, what else? I need only her help!
Dariane: (cough) what is you problem Bankotsu?
Bankotsu: Sorry, I kind of lost my mind there, I ¡¥m just angry.
Sesshomaru: Well, here is one advice on women I can give you, women are human like you, (or in my case demon) they are not property.¡¦

Bankotsu walks off into a castle where Barney is, meanwhile in Barney¡¦s castle, The Teletubby general walks in and tells him the bad news.

King Barney: No! they were perfect warriors, PERFECT!
Teletubby: Do not trouble your self; I got a sample of the fallen warrior known as Jaken! We can make him a better warrior then all the teletubbies ever were!
King Barney: Keep talking! ļ
Teletubby: I also got the singing voice of the sorceress, listen to this
Voice: There were once seven purple stars scattered across the land, causing destruction, causing us to be unable to cry, If only I can admit my love for one of them, and save me from the every day trickery. Wake up right now we seem to be surrounded by the real world chocking on us. Your important person is who? The luxury world, shards of eternity are appearing and disappearing touches it and seizes it, let¡¦s precisely walk this way.
King Barney: How beautiful girl¡¦s voices are.
Teletubby: Now then, we have the technology, we can make Jaken faster, stronger, and much more handsome then he ever was. We will get revenge.

Now lets go back to the good guys, every one is stuck in a maze separated, Bankotsu is with Dariane, Mav (Scorpion), Sesshomaru and Keyoga. And they are all stuck in a tight situation.

Bankotsu: These walls are so damn tight, they¡¦re closing on us!
Keyoga: Yeah, like really, you humans are going to be squashed!
Dariane: I am not human, I am a witch!
Sesshomaru: So, Scorpion any Ideas?
Mav: yes Sesshomaru, we can combine our powers and we are out!
Dariane: Or I can use witch craft by burning a hole in the walls.
Bankotsu: That works! You know what Scorpion? You remind me of Renkotsu, way too smart!
Mav: Is that important right now?
Bankotsu: (mumbling) no.
Dariane: oh never mind, we can just push the button! Ooh what does this button do?
Keyoga: Do not push that button!
Dariane: Fine. (--) I like to senselessly push buttons without thinking of consequences.

The walls bust open all the sudden and a girl is standing there, holding a moon staff and wears a Chinese style of clothing, her name is Sakura.

Dariane: Hie Sakura! (^^)
Sakura: Hie Dariane, hie Keyoga!
Keyoga: Hie Sakura.
Bankotsu, Sesshomaru and Scorpion (Mav): We feel left out.

Dariane, Keyoga and Sakura glare at the boys. And then two hedgehogs run fast in front of every one. One of them is Sonic and the other is Shadow.

Sonic: Hello everyone! My name is Sonic!
Shadow: And I am Shadow.
Bankotsu: Yeah okay.
Dariane: (OO) THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: girls are weird.
Shadow: yeah really, where is Tails?

Then a two tailed fox appears flying in the sky. This guy is tails.

Tails: Am I late?
Dariane: TAILS IS EVEN CUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tails: ummmm yeah, Sakura when do we kill Barney?
Keyoga: Right now, because he is right in front of us.
Sesshomaru: IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER!
Sakura: Hey, only Inuyasha knows that move!
Sesshomaru: Well I do too, I know these things!
Keyoga: FINAL BLAST!!!
Dariane: ROSE WHIPLASH!
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!

So then everyone attacks and then Bankotsu takes out his sword and attacks Dariane, aiming at her torso (oO) and then Inuyasha comes running in and realizes they found Barney.

Dariane: Bankotsu, what gives?
Inuyasha: Damn, Naraku took control of Bankotsu this time! Hey Bankotsu, snap out of it!
Bankotsu: (Sounds scary) I have no desire to listen to what you say, Inuyasha, you fell in my plot really well, and now, the basilisk spirit of hell, Gyro, shall be resurrected, for I Naraku will slay this witch whom keeps on getting in my way, by using Bankotsu.
Keyoga: Naraku you leech! You will not get away with this.

Bankotsu looks very lifeless in his eyes and points his sword at Dariane again.
And Dariane looks like she is going to cry, and then Scorpion uses his harpoon.

Mav: GET OVER HERE!
Dariane: No stop father! (Sob) please. Bankotsu! If you want to kill me that¡¦s fine, but don¡¦t want you to die.
Keyoga: Be careful Dariane! He might not listen!

And then Dariane walks closer to Bankotsu, and embraces him, Inuyasha looks worried, Scorpion puts his harpoon down. And Sonic looks like he is ready to run.

Bankotsu: (Why does her face keep on bugging me?)
Dariane: (sounds sad) Bankotsu, are you going to kill me? Take naraku out of your soul. I¡¦ll be with you, can you hear me?
Bankotsu: (I can hear her, it seems the sadder she gets, I feel sad)
Dariane: (whispers) I like you.
Sakura: Tails, this is not suitable for children.
Keyoga: ¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K Teens these days rush into things. (--)

Bankotsu raises his sword and Scorpion picks up his harpoon and Sesshomaru and Keyoga run closer.

Sesshomaru and Keyoga: WATCH OUT DARIANE!!

Bankotsu drops his sword on the ground

Mav: he¡¦s back to normal.
Bankotsu: (blushes) I¡¦m sorry¡K¡K.. Did I scare you?
Dariane: ¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K. (Starts to cry silently)
Bankotsu: (smiles) hey what¡¦s with the tears, hey.
Sakura: well, he¡¦s back for sure! (^^)
Keyoga: let¡¦s just get out of here!
Sesshomaru: Hey, Barney fled! (--)
Bankotsu: That bastard!
Dariane: I forgot to mention earlier but, (--) this world has four spirits of warriors that lived a long time ago, when someone summons either of these spirits or all of them, the one who summoned these warriors from the grave has three wishes to be granted.
Bankotsu looks mad
Bankotsu: why did you bring this up now?
Dariane: You¡¦re so damn sexy when you are mad (*()*)
Inuyasha: (whisper) watch out Dariane, he¡¦s a heart-breaker, sometimes at least.

Everyone laughs and then an older woman jumps in, she has blonde hair and blue eyes, as well as a cute kimono, she is known as Kang Lin (Linda, my mom) and she looks very happy and then tribbles jumps on to her shoulder.

Kang Lin: Hello Dariane Aderna Mandeville! (^^)
Bankotsu: Whoa, that¡¦s one long name for a little girl!
Dariane: I wouldn¡¦t talk if I were you!
Inuyasha: Hey, who are you?
Dariane: That¡¦s my mom!
Miroku: (She is really cute for a mom)
Mav: Hie Linda!
Sakura: Kang Lin, do you know how to summon the four gods?
Linda: Yes, you have to have the five treasures, the shikon no tama, the blue orb of fire, the thunder bird¡¦s feather, the red orb of thunder, and the phoenix tears. The four gods are known as spirits of seasons and animals, Byakko the tiger of the season spring, Seiryu the dragon of the season winter, Genbu the turtle of the season autumn and Suzaku the phoenix of the season summer. When all these gods come every thousand years to every warriors dream, they are telling them that the last god Gyro, the basilisk and creature of hell, has awoken and it is up to them to slay the beast. So far, all the warriors have failed.
Bankotsu: I have slaughtered many demons; this Gyro should be no different.
Linda: I have heard plenty about you Bankotsu; I will allow my daughter to help you fight off Gyro. Lay a punch on her; then I will send you to juvenile hall, where you should have went years ago!
Bankotsu: fine, sheesh!
Kang Lin: (Linda) Bankotsu, (cough) juvenile!
Inuyasha: (sigh) Old ladies are scary!
Kang Lin: Excuse me, cat boy?
Inuyasha: I am not a freaking cat demon, I am a dog demon!
Sakura: Anyway, let¡¦s kill Barney.
Dariane: Yay!
Kang Lin: Awe Dariane that used to be your favorite show when you were two or four years old! (^^)
Dariane: I am not four years old anymore!
Inuyasha: Hey, Jaken is right over there, so is Caillou!
Dariane: The torture, the torture!
Caillou: You are all arrested!
Bankotsu: (yelling) WHAT THE HELL DID WE DO?
Caillou: Bankotsu, you first, what is your birth date?
Bankotsu: April 7th, 1492 (I think), I think it was a Tuesday.
Caillou: Now you Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: June, 5th, 1406
Caillou: Now you Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: July, 16th, 1421
Caillou: Miroku now your turn!
Miroku: February, 3rd 1490
Caillou: Now you Dariane!
Dariane: April 14th, 1992!
Bankotsu: yeah right! We are not close to that year! (>()<)
Caillou: Sango.
Sango: March 30th 1494

And then, a boy with a shaman spirit, Admidamaru, appears,
He is know as Yoh (aka Connor)

Yoh: Leave sister alone! Dariane run!

hope you guys like oocness cause that'll happen later on.

do you guys like it, if you do then I'll update!

*raises hand and shakes franticaly* me liki
that reminds me i said that to Inuyasha(the real one) he thought i said me licky

((I won't have writer's block so often since I wrote the first nine chapters months ago))

Chapter 2 the dinosaur demon¡¦s death
Everyone glares at a boy, he turns out to be known as Yoh (Connor) he is pointing his sword at everyone except Kang Lin and Scorpion, and Yoh looks mad, he also has a girl with him, known as Anna.

Sakura: Is it necessary to point your sword at a lady?
Yoh: Run sister, run!
Kang Lin: Connor you will be grounded for this!
Bankotsu: I am willing to fight and slaughter this kid and then¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K..

Dariane grabs Bankotsu¡¦s ear and he yell¡¦s out ¡¥let go of me¡¦ constantly

Dariane: You are talking about my little brother! (Let¡¦s go)
Kang Lin: He is my only son I have birthed to his father, kill him, then you will spend the rest of your life being my slave, and a replacement for Connor!
Bankotsu: (sigh) fine! (--)
Yoh: (Connor) some how, I feel special! (^^)
Dariane: Oh and I forgot to mention, if you kill my brother, then as punishment, you¡¦ll have to marry me! (^^)
Bankotsu: WHAT???????? (Looks like he turned to stone, and is shocked)
Mav: She¡¦s right you know, when a man kills a young child, he has to marry the eldest sister, if the boy does not have any, then he will have to marry a relative, says so right in this book! ƒº
Bankotsu: (after all those kids I killed, if their elder sisters lived, then I would have lots of wivesƒ¼)
Dariane: I was only kidding, besides, your too old for me, by four years!
Inuyasha: huh? Oh yeah! (Wonder what their kids would look like) (^^)
(Oh no, not again, I¡¦m having bad thoughts again, don¡¦t ask why)
Sakura: Inuyasha, that was really uncalled for, besides, what¡¦s going on? Why is that shrimp pointing his sword at us?
Connor: WHAT? SHRIMP? I¡¦LL SHOW YOU!!
Sakura: (--) oh please, as if you can defeat me! Besides, shamans can¡¦t fight me, I am Sakura Kinomoto, and I have fought and defeated many shamans!
Kang Lin: Oh yes, and Dariane put this on, you¡¦ll look so cute! (^^)
Dariane: what? Mom! Is this some kind of Chinese dress and some kind of shirt, and bracelets?
Linda: Put them on! Oh yes, and your name means ¡¥flower¡¦ if you are wondering!
Keyoga: (--) wonder how she would look.
Linda: I thought she¡¦d look so pretty! (^-)

Kang Lin (Linda) pursues Dariane to go and change and she runs into bushes to change and then comes out in a very pretty dress.

Sango: She looks nice (*()*) and cute!!
Miroku: (grabs Dariane¡¦s hand) will you bear my children?
Dariane: No thank you! -)
Bankotsu: SHE IS WAY UNDER YOUR AGE (maybe she¡¦s 14, and I am not one to talk, I¡¦m 17)
Linda: Wow, you¡¦re attractive to guys! Why heck an older guy is defending you (giggle)
Dariane: Mom, you are aware you are embarrassing me!
Inuyasha: hey, Connor, have you seen a purple dino-demon?
Connor: yes I have!
Sakura: Good, I want to destroy him so badly! He killed my friend!
Inuyasha: Sorry to hear that.
Bankotsu: oh you give her sympathy, but not me, I am so offended! (-_-)
Sesshomaru: I smell a scent of the thunder brothers.
Sakura: Oh no, not Hiten and Manten! The thunder brothers!
Shippo: ACK! There they are!
Rin: Hie thunder sisters! (^^)

And then the thunder brothers come in, they are getting their weapons ready.

Hiten: THAT¡¦S THUNDER BROTHERS YOU IDIOT!
Rin: AGHHHHH
Sakura: I got your back Rin, FINAL WAVE!
Inuyasha: you two again? I¡¦ll cut both of you down with windscar!

Inuyasha takes out his Tetsieaga and tries his windscar move but Hiten dodges and he laughs at his misfortune, and then Hiten uses one his most powerful moves!
Hiten then laughs at Inuyasha¡¦s pains.

Hiten: Shocked eh? Well I got even more powerful by using this new weapon, and I¡¦ll be unstoppable! Ha, your sword can break if it touches this weapon!
Bankotsu: I¡¦ll fight him alone, as in no help!
Keyoga: This I gotta see, heh, he¡¦ll get killed if he fights him! I¡¦ll help out anyway if things get too rough!
Sesshomaru: Do not leave me out! I¡¦ll kill Hiten if he kills Bankotsu, besides, whose going to say all the funny stuff?
Bankotsu: What was that? Are you calling me a comedian?
Sonic: pretty much! You are actually pretty funny!
Bankotsu: (mumbling) I¡¦ll show you guys how tough I am!
Hiten: What are you waiting for? Christmas?
Bankotsu: Shut up, I¡¦ll show you how tough I am! My name Is Bankotsu and now that I am alive, I can do all sorts of things, such as kicking your ass! I have no need for comrades now!
Hiten: Have at you!

Bankotsu draws his sword and uses a very powerful move, but then Hiten takes out his spear-thingy and causes Bankotsu to lose his grip on his sword!

Bankotsu: You son of a bitch!
Hiten: my, you do have nice eyes, they would look at lot nicer if you weren¡¦t so angry and if they were filled with fear!
Bankotsu: Oh yeah? I can be a lot scarier then this! I can never cry, I used it all up when I was seven, enough for a life time!
Hiten: Oh? Then why are you looking so much like you are going to cry?
Bankotsu: Shut up! I do not show tears, especially during battle!

Bankotsu manages to get back up on his feet and then he punches Hiten¡¦s face, causing a nose bleed!

Hiten: What are you so angry about?
Sesshomaru: (he¡¦s got gut¡¦s that kid!)
Connor: SPIRIT FORM! AMIDAMARU!

And then a samurai appears floating in mid air and goes into Connor!

Admidamaru: Hiten, we meet again Hiten!
Hiten: Oh, a shaman is here to help poor little Bankotsu? I thought you didn¡¦t have any friends.
Bankotsu: BACK OFF AMIDAMARU, THIS IS MY FIGHT!
Admidamaru: Are you sure?
Bankotsu: I told you before; I can fight my own battles!
Connor: (Yoh) I guess he thinks he does not need help!
Hiten: What a waste of time!

Hiten punches a hole through Bankotsu, and then everyone looks shocked, Dariane takes out her whip and looks both sad and vengeful at the same time.

Hiten: Oh! Is your girlfriend going to avenge you?
Dariane: No one hurts my friends! FLAMING WHIP!
Hiten: What the hell? Flames?
Manten: ACK, (she aimed at me)
Dariane: I guess we¡¦re even now! I¡¦ll fight you, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A MORTAL COMBAT!
Hiten: Fine, but I do feel guilty and wasteful on beating you up! Considering how pretty you are! (--)
Dariane: I do not care about beauty by the way!
Keyoga: Wow, she¡¦s talking him off!

Dariane looks bored and she gets an idea the entire sudden, talking mean to him!

Dariane: YOU ARE SUCH A FRADY CAT, HIDING BEHIND YOUR ARMOR AND AFRIAD TO ADMIT YOU ARE SCARED OF ME BECAUSE I KILLED YOUR LITTLE BRO, FRADY CAT, FRADY CAT (NA NAH)
Hiten: Are you six years old or something?
Keyoga: THAT¡¦S IT, I AM SO BORED!
Keyoga takes out her sword and kills Hiten! And everyone looks happy at last, or at least until they remembered Bankotsu!

Bankotsu: Doc, I¡¦m dying!
Dariane: Hey! Quit moving, then you would not open your wound any more! (--)
Bankotsu: Why does everyone gang up on me?
Keyoga: Shut up! Stop moving or you will die.
Bankotsu: consider it suicide!
Kang Lin: Oh, you are going to live either way! Now stay down!
Bankotsu: NO!
Sango: STAY DOWN!
Bankotsu: NO!
Dariane: Stay down!
Bankotsu: NO!
Dariane: STAY DOWN BEFORE I LOSE MY TEMPER!
Bankotsu: NO!
Keyoga: STAY DOWN!
Bankotsu: NO!
Sakura: STAY DOWN!
Bankotsu: NO!
Inuyasha: HEY, STAY DOWN RIGHT NOW, BEFORE I HAVE TO FORCE YOU!
Bankotsu: FOR THE LAST TIME, NO!
Sesshomaru: Oh, so it¡¦s the hard way eh?
Sakura: If you stay down, then it¡¦ll be nice and quicker! And you should also rest, that wound will heal quicker!

Bankotsu stands up and tries to walk off, but he just faints! Sesshomaru picks him up off the ground and sighs in relief!

Keyoga: Sesshomaru, did he just collapse?
Sesshomaru: No, he only fainted; he¡¦ll wake up in an hour or so!
Sakura: what a relief; I thought he just died.
Scorpion: well what is important is that he just fell asleep.
Bankotsu: ZZZZZ
Yoh: Dariane, go summon Seiryu, and then tell him about all of us and we¡¦ll each get three wishes granted! (^^)
Dariane: all right! After sunrise

Everyone builds a campsite and then Kiang Lin cooks some food for everyone, and Bankotsu is still sleeping, and then from a distance a guy dressed like a girl is spying on them. He is known as Jakotsu, he is also beside Renkotsu and Suikotsu.

Jakotsu: my, he looks so cute sleeping like that. (^^)
Renkotsu: Jakotsu, Lady Breanna told us to bring Dariane to her while Bankotsu sleeps! (--)
Jakotsu: Right!
Suikotsu: why not kidnap both of them, so that we can be unstoppable?
Jakotsu: that is a good idea!
Suikotsu: I feel special! (^^)
Renkotsu: I¡¦ll go sneak over there, and tell them false info about that demon that sang us to death.
Suikotsu: go over, oh tell Dariane I said hie.
Jakotsu: Oh please! -)

Renkotsu walks over to everyone and greets them, and constantly glares at Dariane.

Inuyasha: Are you going to kill the purple dinosaur demon as well?
Renkotsu: yes I am, you are aware that the dragon sprit lingers here, right?
Scorpion: I was not aware of that, and I thought Seiryu was put to sleep for good.
Kang Lin: oh yes, I remember when Seiryu woke from his grave ten years ago, Seiryu was on an angry rampage and destroyed many lives, he was put to rest by my father, Dariane, you were only a small child back then, you might remember something about Seiryu.
Dariane: I do not remember anything about that day, but I do remember being curious about what was going on.
Renkotsu: I could not help noticing how pretty your daughter is.
Dariane: ¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K. Everyone says that.
Kang Lin: (whisper) Respect your elders.
Dariane: Excuse me, I am very tired right now, I¡¦ll see you all in the morning.
Keyoga and Sakura: Well, good night.
Inuyasha: what¡¦s with her?
Kang Lin: she¡¦s tired!
Inuyasha: Seiryu, is he the spirit Dariane is suppose to summon and give us all three wishes?
Linda: (Kang Lin) yes, she has always been different; she has the ability to summon the four spirits, Byakko, Seiryu, Genbu and Suzaku. Every thousand years, a new priestess to summon the sprits, mostly our family has been the family of the priestesses, is born. Dariane got her sign when she was three years old, the red rose. When it turns white, she will change into a witch and have desires to kill.
Renkotsu: Is Dariane the elder sister of Breanna?
Linda: yes she is where is she?
Renkotsu: close by, she might come here in the morning.

And then Jakotsu walks in

Jakotsu: Hello Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: What do you want?
Scorpion: Exactly, if it¡¦s a fight, then bring it on lady.
Jakotsu: You called me a lady, for the first time, a man thinks I am a woman! (*()*)
Scorpion: Oh, you are a man!

And then Bankotsu wakes up from his sleep

Bankotsu: (groan) what is the entire ruckus about? I was in a middle of a good dream.
Miroku: Oh, you¡¦re awake; Bankotsu, you look grouchy about something.
Bankotsu: Oh shut up you mother *BEEEP*
Rin: That is a very bad word Bankotsu, what did your mother teach you?
Bankotsu: if you have nothing nice to say, don¡¦t say anything at all. Hey!

And then Dariane wakes up and throws her teddy bear at Bankotsu.

Dariane: Shut up, I¡¦m trying to sleep! ƒ¼ I¡¦m not so tired anymore!
Bankotsu: Why are you so heartless?
Dariane: ZZZZZZ
Linda: She is a deep sleeper, sometimes she talks in her sleep! (^^)
Rin: WOW COOL, A DRAGON!
Bankotsu: Seiryu is back! Hey Dariane wake up!
Dariane: ZZZZZZ
Bankotsu: Hmmmm, I know, (whispers and sounds sexy) the band of seven are your friends, you would never throw your teddy bears at them, you also love their leader, Bankotsu, and he likes you too! (^^) (This is fun) and you would never hurt them!
Dariane: Whoa, is that you Pierce Brosman?
Bankotsu: ¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K. Umm yeah!
Dariane: HEY, WHY THE HECK ARE ON ME BANKOTSU? (Slaps him)
Bankotsu: Ouch, it is not what it looks like, I swear!
Jakotsu: were you going to sleep with her? (Jakotsu, you are so full of sick thoughts)
Bankotsu: Absolutely not!
Dariane: so why did you wake me up?
Kang Lin: Seiryu has woken up somehow.
Dariane: Fine, I¡¦ll kick him back to his grave! ¡¥Seiryu, I summon you among the heavens, go back to your resting place and lay in peace¡¦
Seiryu: I will not go back young sorcerer, I will demolish all humans!
Renkotsu: Heh, my move was very wise, I summoned Seiryu and caused this destruction, I have obtained his power and there is nothing you can do about it!
Bankotsu: Do you have any idea what you have committed?
Inuyasha: Well, well I have to go kill Seiryu and then kill Renkotsu!
Dariane: Seiryu is a spirit; he will kill you before you make a move!
Bankotsu: I wish that you can find peace Seiryu!
Seiryu: your wish shall be granted, I will go back to rest in the spirit world!
Bankotsu: that was easier then I thought!
Dariane: we all have three wishes, and Bankotsu just used up one of his. At least he was not thinking of himself.
Inuyasha: Let¡¦s celebrate, sake anyone?
Dariane: No thank you! I¡¦m under 19.
Sango: I do not want to get drunk.
Keyoga: I don¡¦t like sake.
Sakura: I¡¦d love to but I¡¦m not allowed.
Bankotsu: I have too much alcohol in my blood system.
Inuyasha: I guess it is a bad time!

And then Barney and his evil Teletubby army, as well as Jaken, all come in marching, and then Barney tells the army to blow up everyone in sight.

Barney: Blow them up!
Teletubby general: fine then, Jaken, staff of three heads!
Jaken: FEEL THE POWER OF THE STAFF OF THREE HEADS. Make that two.
Bankotsu: Who the hell is he?
Sesshomaru: My annoying servant, Jaken, time for action again!
Inuyasha: WINDSCAR!
Bankotsu: HAKUDOKEN!

And then a big blast of light demolishes half the army.

Bankotsu: how do you like that?
Inuyasha: Who do you think you are, Ryu, from street fighter?
Bankotsu: No, I just learned this move! (^^)
Sesshomaru: I¡¦ll use Tokijin!
Bankotsu and Inuyasha: Show off!

Sesshomaru takes out his tokijin and cuts down Jaken, again.

Jaken: Mua ha ha! I am more powerful then ever! You cannot defeat me!
Bankotsu: HAKUDOKEN!
Jaken: Oh crap!
Inuyasha: WINDSCAR!

Keyoga takes out her sword and then Sakura uses her moon staff to send Jaken to the fiery pits of hell!

Sakura: He was really starting to annoy me!
Keyoga: you are right, now boys use your most powerful move you can think of.
Inuyasha: DIAMOND BLADE!
Sesshomaru uses tokijin¡¦s ultimate move and then, Keyoga uses her true tiger form. And kills whole army, the Dariane takes out her samurai sword, but she kills the general of Teletubby army without hesitation.

Bankotsu: Whoa, Dariane, that was cool, you killed that guy without hesitation! ļ
Dariane: Heh! Easy! Got that over with!
Keyoga: Dariane, usually by now you would be asking him a million of questions!
Dariane: Why? I have slaughtered many people before; what makes him an exception?
Sesshomaru: Kang Lin, Is there something wrong with her?
Kang Lin: Just as I feared, she has awoken the demon that lived thousands of years ago, Yoko Dariane, She was beheaded at sake of mortal¡¦s life, and Dariane turns out to have her sword!
Bankotsu: I¡¦ll wake her up! (^1)
Dariane: I¡¦ll fight you, Bankotsu!
Bankotsu: Whoa, she knows my name! I guess I have no choice but to fight her!

The two fight each other while everyone else aims at Barney, and then when Barney was weakened, Keyoga and Sakura combine their powers and killed Barney with their most powerful moves. Now meanwhile, Bankotsu looks like he is having troubles fighting, and it is the part of sudden death

Bankotsu: I did not want to do this, but I have too!
Dariane: Mortal or not, you will lose against me!

And then Bankotsu runs up to her with his sword and it goes through her chest. And Dariane looks like she is dying.

Dariane: Why? Why did you have to kill me?
Bankotsu: I¡¦m sorry (sob) I didn¡¦t mean to hurt you.
Kang Lin: DARIANE!
Scorpion: DARIANE- KUN!
Renkotsu: Bankotsu, what the hell are you thinking?
Inuyasha: Bankotsu (draws his tetsieaga) I¡¦ll kill you! WIND¡K¡K¡K¡K.
Sesshomaru: Stop, there is another way then killing each other!
Keyoga: She can be brought back to life; I¡¦ll resurrect her.
Sesshomaru: No Keyoga, it¡¦s my turn this time!
Keyoga: No, it¡¦s my turn!
Sesshomaru: My turn.

Keyoga and Sesshomaru continue to fight until Bankotsu picks up Dariane and holds her close to him.

Dariane: is something wrong? Why am I hurting like this?
Bankotsu: I am so sorry, I never meant to hurt you, Barney is now dead; Keyoga and Sesshomaru are going to heal you. It will work out.
Dariane: why are you squeezing the life out of me? I am only hurt real badly.
Inuyasha: HA HA, you fool, heh, you were only hurt, you hear that?
Keyoga: Ha, I get to heal her sucker!
Sesshomaru: Don¡¦t rub it in.
Dariane: Now that Barney is dead; ONWARD TO THE COUNTRY OF SEIRYU!
Jakotsu: Oh for the love of God; you have to recover first!
Sango: I¡¦ll help Dariane with her wounds!
Jakotsu: I will!
Sango: No I will!
Sakura: At least she is all right!

From a distance a man is standing in a tree and he looks down to Bankotsu!

Ryu: Bankotsu, you have grown so much; you will be training!

if you guys wanna be in the last two chapters then TELL ME! I've added a lot of my friends and family in this, I'll only take a maximum of two new characters.

me want to b in it

Name:Kayla

Speice:half breed of hell

wepon:2 blades,blood whip,red energy whip that comes out of claws

looks:blood red hair,pitch black eyes(just were the color is),fangs,claws

extra:good sence of smell and hearing,father is the devil,mother died wen she was 1

personality:kind,cold

boyfriend:can she have Suikotsu

Name:Kay or Arushka i dont mind

Speices: bat demon

wepon: two enchanted daggers, vampiric fangs and claws

looks: red eyes, black and red hair, Vampire armour,*Black and silver, Bats and vampiric syumbols engraved in it*

extra:good eye sight, especially in the dark. very strong and fast

personality: cold at first. stubborn, agressive. angry inside....dislikes whiney human girls

boyfriend: doesnt want one. but Inuyasha likes her

that's all the characters for now, you two won't show up until chapter 10, to keep you guys waiting I'll put up chapter 3 after school if there are more replies.

damn thats gonna take awile but i'll wait

*sits down*
i can wait....

Nice fic update soon.

Chapter 3 the country of Seiryu, and the mystery of the fighting master Ryu
Everyone is in a shelter hide out and healing Bankotsu and Dariane¡¦s wounds and they are also having their supper, chatting time and resting time.

Kang Lin: Oh Dariane; you worried me for a second, does that hurt?
Dariane: It doesn¡¦t anymore; thanks mom!
Inuyasha: Well; I guess Naraku is behind all this horror! (Slaps Bankotsu¡¦s back)
Bankotsu: OUCH; that freaking hurts!
Inuyasha: Stop you¡¦re whining, the pain will go away soon; trust me.
Bankotsu: Fine, only because you said so!
Connor: Who is this Naraku guy anyway? What the heck is going on?
Rin: Connor; Naraku is an evil demon that sucks power of other demons; he kidnapped me, and try use me as bait! Connor you best be on your guard!
Connor: All right!
Sakura: I wonder; why does Naraku want to become a full demon?
Inuyasha: The same reason I want to!
Sakura: I guess so. Why is the evil demon singing people to death?
Connor: Barney was killed, remember? But I have a feeling he is gonna return.
Rin: EEEK!
Connor: Just kidding!

From a distance, a martial artist is up in a tree, staring down at Bankotsu, he smirks and approaches the shelter, and this guy turns out to be known as Ryu

Ryu: I got you Bankotsu! You have grown a lot since last time we met up; I am proud of that, but were you training is the question.

Bankotsu looks outside, and then he smirks and takes out four small weapons and tosses them outside, aiming at Ryu, and Ryu dodges them. And then Bankotsu walks outside, smirking at the same time.

Bankotsu: Come out Ryu, I know you are there! There is no point in hiding now!
Ryu: You are right Bankotsu; but do you know where I am?
Bankotsu: Oh shit; as usual, up on a tree!
Ryu: The last place you would imagine! Under water!
Bankotsu: WHAT THE HELL?!

From under water Ryu grabs Bankotsu¡¦s foot and Bankotsu tries to get out of Ryu¡¦s grip.

Ryu: Gotcha Bankotsu!
Bankotsu: No fair!
Sakura: What is going on? Why is Bankotsu drowning in shallow water?
Keyoga: I have no idea; sushi?
Sakura: Ohhh thanks Keyoga.
Keyoga: I think Bankotsu wants attention, let¡¦s ignore him!
Sakura: Okay! Hey look, it¡¦s Ryu! Hie Ryu-Sensei!
Dariane: Oh look, now Ryu lets go of Bankotsu! What now?

Back to Ryu and Bankotsu, they are both drying off and then Ryu tickles Bankotsu, and they are both laughing.

Bankotsu: stop sensei; you are killing me!
Ryu: You are still the same; you are still childish (^^)
Bankotsu: old man; you are calling me a child?
Jakotsu: Oh sensei; don¡¦t call Bankotsu childish! (--)
Renkotsu: Ryu, you have returned to this part of the country, the country of Seiryu?
Keyoga: The country of Seiryu? The country is split up into four gods?
Ryu: Yes Keyoga-Chan; Bankotsu was born in this country, which means, he should know a little more about Seiryu then me, right Bankotsu?
Bankotsu: I never got to learn a lot about Seiryu, I grew up in the country of Genbu; I know a lot more about Genbu then Seiryu. Besides I wish I was born in the country of Byakko.
Ryu: I forgot about that, if your mother had never¡K¡K¡K.
Bankotsu: I do not want to be reminded about her! She killed herself because of me, she was afraid of me, so she killed herself for that.
Ryu: That is not her reason, she loved you more then life it¡¦s self; she would never do such a thing for that; she killed her self because she never did suicide because of you. She protected you from death, the one who causes people to die; he knew how strong you would be at your age, he was aiming at you, but your mother took the shot, and died at a young age of 21.

*flashback of one of Bankotsu¡¦s memory, everyone is looking at a tombstone and Bankotsu looks mad because everyone is blaming him for his mom¡¦s death, he is seven at the time. And Ryu is close by, he is 17.

Person 1: poor woman; it was her demon child¡¦s fault she died, if he just was not so unusual, there would have been no death involved!
Person 2: You are right; it was that child¡¦s fault!
Bankotsu: It was not my fault, it was not my fault!
Person 1: Let¡¦s get out of here before he curses us!

Everyone turns around and leaves Bankotsu crying. And Ryu approaches Bankotsu.

Ryu: Child, are you all right? Are you heart broken by these people?
Bankotsu: no, (sob) it is not my fault my mother died!
Ryu: I see; if none of these people are going to take you in; then I will!
Bankotsu: are you serious? You are kidding right?

*Flash back done*

Renkotsu: that is sad indeed, blaming Bankotsu for his mother¡¦s death.
Inuyasha: Hey Bankotsu, you all right?
Bankotsu: (smile) I am fine, there is nothing wrong with me now, my mom died when I was very young, I don¡¦t remember her very well. (Still smiling) You know something Inuyasha? You aren¡¦t so bad after all, you are pretty cool for a friend, and you are a good guy, even if you are a half breed.
Inuyasha: you think so? I guess I judged you; you can be quite a good friend after all, no matter how many men you killed, you can be my friend after all! (^^)
Bankotsu: You are joking right? You think that way.
Inuyasha: Yeah, I feel sorry that you have been betrayed and got your head chopped off just because you are powerful. You do have a good sense of humor after all!

Jakotsu sits down between Bankotsu and Inuyasha.

Jakotsu: Don¡¦t forget me! I am your friend too, right Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Sure why not? It won¡¦t hurt for all of us to be just friends, right?
Jakotsu: yay, I am Inuyasha¡¦s friend! I am so happy! (^^)
Bankotsu: well, we¡¦d better go and kick Naraku¡¦s ass!
Inuyasha: You are right Bankotsu, we have been so focused on destroying Barney, we forgot about Naraku.
Jakotsu: is Sesshomaru our friend?

Sesshomaru walks out and he sits with the three guys.

Sesshomaru: (dashing smile) Yes I am your friend as well; it will not hurt to be all friends.

(Don¡¦t you just love his smile?)
Jakotsu: I love your charming smile Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: Don¡¦t get used to it; you won¡¦t see it for long.
Jakotsu: Awe (--)
Inuyasha: Okay; so what now?
Bankotsu: Hey, look over there! Some guys who are not related to either of us and we don¡¦t even care for, and why is everything in black and white? Hey look, there¡¦s me, and look! Jakotsu, there you are and there is Renkotsu, Suikotsu, Kyokotsu, and etcetera. Hie me!
Sesshomaru: I think we traveled through time! Shut up Bankotsu, I am trying to think!
Jakotsu: Let¡¦s screw up time! I heard it sounds fun, Naraku did that! (^^)
Sesshomaru: We cannot be seen nor heard, we can¡¦t screw up time easily!
Inuyasha: How did Naraku, if he never traveled back through time, I would have been married to Kikyo by now.
Bankotsu: I want to see everything in color right now, I think I am color blind, am I the only one who noticed?
Jakotsu: No, but¡K¡K.. Oh my God, My head got chopped off! (Faints)
Bankotsu: Oh no, I got my head chopped off, NO! Let¡¦s avenge ourselves!
Jakotsu: Okay, >< I forgot my weapon!
Bankotsu: That is okay, we can play as ghosts, and this will be funny!
(If you think it is a good idea Bankotsu, then go ahead)

Bankotsu and Jakotsu approach the guys and put sheets over them selves so they can be seen! Idiots (--)

General: who¡¦s there?
Bankotsu: You killed me; now you shall pay the price! Muahaha!
Jakotsu: We are ghosts, I am the ghost of Jakotsu, and this is my sister; the ghost of Bankotsu!
Bankotsu: (Sister?) ummmm, yeah, we are here to avenge ourselves! >< (why sister)
Solder 1: Let¡¦s get out of here!
General: Fine, AGGGGGH!
Bankotsu: They totally fell for it! That was fun!
Jakotsu: Yeah, but what about our bodies?
Bankotsu: We can cry over them, or go to back to the future!
Sesshomaru: we are back to our own time!
Inuyasha: OWWW, MY EYES ARE BURNING WITH COLORS!
Jakotsu: welcome to my world; my eyes are burning as well!

Dariane, Sakura, Sango and Keyoga come running out of the shelter and they all look mad.

Dariane: Bankotsu; where in seven hells were you?
Bankotsu: I was time traveling ten years back!
Dariane: I forgive you this time, but do not do this again!
Keyoga: same goes for you Sesshomaru, do this again; then you will be sorry.
Sakura: Are you boys all right?

And then a group of solders surround everyone and Bankotsu puts his arms up like he is arrested, and the a young girl with buns tied in her hair walks in, she wears a blue and red kimono that reaches down to her knees, she also has green eyes. Her name is Breanna.

Breanna: Hie Dariane; I see you are well! Men; invite my sister, my brother, parents and their friends over; we are going to have party with them.
Solder 1: yes lady Breanna!

Everyone is at Breanna¡¦s castle, and they are all enjoying a good meal, Keyoga and Sesshomaru fight over a piece of raw meat.

Keyoga: that is my piece Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: No it¡¦s my piece!
Keyoga: MINE!
Bankotsu: geeze! Will ya¡¦ break it up?
Dariane: Like really.
Sakura: there is more for Pete sake; you should break it up!
Keyoga: No kitten demon bosses us tiger demons around!
Sakura: Excuse me? I happen to be a cat demon, I am so offended, and you should be as well, because you are a feline demon as well.
Keyoga: Oh shit you are right, I¡¦ll take it easy this time!
Sesshomaru: Take it, it¡¦s yours now!
Keyoga: yay!
Jakotsu: (yawn) I am tired, see ya in the morning!

Jakotsu walks out of room and then Bankotsu just continues eating without stopping Jakotsu.

Sakura: Are you okay Bankotsu?
Dariane: Usually by now you¡¦d tell him to stay awake!
Inuyasha: give this kid a break!
Scorpion: Exactly; he might be too busy eating! (^^)
Bankotsu: (sounds like he is mumbling) shudd ut!
Kang Lin: Eat or talk; make up your mind already! Hello Tribble-mouse, did you miss me?
Tribbles: Meow, Mew, Meow.
Scorpion: You little adventurer, did you miss us?
Dariane: This stuff is good; but I do not like the green peppers, yuck!
Connor: I¡¦ll have your green peppers if you don¡¦t like them! ƒº
Inuyasha: I don¡¦t care, I am going to summon all four gods, get powerful, and then destroy Naraku! (^^)
Bankotsu: I¡¦m full now, I¡¦ll go outside!

Bankotsu walks out of room and everyone stares at the table looking shocked.
And then Dariane walks out of room as well. Linda (Kang Lin) and Scorpion (Mav) are sitting there having adult moments, eating biscuits and drinking coffee at the same time.

Kang Lin: Wow, he reminds me of Dariane.
Scorpion: No kidding; they both can be pretty childish at times. (^^)
Kang Lin: That is not nice, al though true sometimes. (--)
Scorpion: (Mav) Oh and what is that you say Linda?

Mean while outside, Bankotsu is staring at the sky and the Dariane stands five feet away from him.
Bankotsu: how come you are that far from me? I am not some kind of physco killer you know! Why not come any closer?
Dariane: I guess it won¡¦t hurt to come closer.
Bankotsu: you know that story about the mighty hunter Orion, right?
Dariane: yes, I read his story in a book, why?
Bankotsu: just asking¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K when I was about seven or eight; I too read the story; I never knew how unmerciful the gods were to Orion.
Dariane: Same here. Hey look, it¡¦s the constellation, Aries!
Bankotsu: Aries is my horoscope!
Dariane: that is the same here, my birthday is April 14th
Bankotsu: hey; we are three years and seven days apart.
Dariane: you are right!

Then Connor and Rin jump in between them and laughing

Connor: Dariane, I came here to make sure you two are not kissing, mom told me to, sorry!
Bankotsu: (for once I want to get my first kiss, for once)
Rin: you two make a good couple! (^^)
Dariane: should you two be going to bed right now, it is after 8:00
Rin: Fine; we will be going, see ya later love birds!
Bankotsu: LOVE BIRDS?! Oh that is it! Get back here you brats!
Connor: bye love birds! (Laughs like an evil brat)
Dariane: They are so immature.
Bankotsu: like really (--) (I wish I could just kiss her right now!)
Dariane: What¡¦s with that look on your face? You look love struck! (^^)
Bankotsu: Nothing really, (I would be caught dead admitting my feelings)
Dariane: (he looks really cute when he¡¦s love struck)

The next morning Sakura and Inuyasha are in a town, everyone is busy here and there and Sakura looks like she is having a good time with Inuyasha.

Sakura: this rocks; I wish I lived here! Ooh look Inuyasha; a fortune teller.
Let¡¦s check it out!
Inuyasha: I guess it won¡¦t hurt.
Gypsy: I see you young demons want to know your future, let me see; one of your friends is hiding something from you, something that will shock you and- oh no what¡¦s this?
(Crystal ball shatters and the gypsy gasp)
Sakura: what happens next?
Gypsy: I am not sure; I cannot see what happens next.
Inuyasha: can you tell me which friend is hiding something?
Gypsy: the one you call¡K¡K¡K¡K. Dariane!
Inuyasha: what could she be hiding?
Sakura: maybe we should ask.

Sakura and Inuyasha return to hideout and confront Dariane (she is wearing a red Chinese style suit (looks like Kurama from yu yu hakushou)
Inuyasha: Spill it out Dariane; what are you hiding?
Dariane: Nothing, why do ask? Is tonight the night of the crescent moon?
Sakura: yes; why do ask?
Dariane: because¡K¡K. I like to keep track of the moon times.
Inuyasha: You are hiding something, what is it?

And then Suikotsu walks in with tea and looks shock. (He is in his good self)
And then he laughs out loud.

Suikotsu: why are you ganging up on her? She is only a defenseless little girl! (^^)
Dariane: shut up! + (mad look) I have to go!
Bankotsu: where? I¡¦ll come with you! (Bad thoughts again, stop it!)
Dariane: No, It is best if you don¡¦t come.
Bankotsu: (her eyes just turned violet, something is going on)
Inuyasha: Are you hiding something?
Ryu: get back here Dariane!

Now Ryu and Dariane are deep in the woods alone.

Ryu: How long are you going to hide it from your friends? They will understand if you tell them.
Dariane: But, what will they say? I can¡¦t let them know the demon is¡K¡K¡K

Bankotsu walks in with his sword and he looks very mad.

Bankotsu: What are you hiding from us? Spit it out!
Dariane: (sob) I can¡¦t I just can¡¦t tell you guys.
Admidamaru: we understand, now spit it out, we are your friends.
Suikotsu: What are friends for?
Dariane: it is too late now¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K oh no! (Her hair turns white and she faints)
Bankotsu: What the hell is going on?

Keyoga and Sakura come running in and they both gasp.

Bankotsu: can you two explain what is going on?
Keyoga: she is going into her true self, she is known as Yoko Dariane, the tiger demon that slew a thousand men before she died, she was beheaded by my grandfather.
Yoko Dariane: yes, and it has been too damn long; every once a month this happens! Heh he!
Bankotsu: it¡¦s you! I have a fight to finish!
Yoko Dariane: That is right, I¡¦ll kill you easily, piece of cake! (What is going on? Why do I hesitate? Does my human form love him or something?)

And then Yoko Dariane hears voices in her head.

Yoko Dariane: enough! I am in control here. (Do not kill him, forgive him)
Bankotsu: what are you waiting for? Attack me!
Yoko: Fine; die!!!
Bankotsu: You are going to answer to Banryu!
Suikotsu: Stand aside; we can settle this with words right? Now then¡K¡K¡K¡K..

Yoko punches Suikotsu and sends him flying, causing three trees to fall over.

Suikotsu: You¡K.You bitch!
Yoko: You wanted to fight right?
Suikotsu: (Bad form) you will pay with your life; demon or not.
Yoko: Have at you!
Suikotsu: Fine!

They both start to fight; Yoko uses a flaming rose whip and ends up missing her target, the Suikotsu¡¦s claws slashes through Yoko¡¦s cheek but she keeps on using her whip until Suikotsu cuts through it, but the whip repairs itself. Then Bankotsu smiles slightly smiles and realizes that if Yoko is killed; then Dariane will go to the spirit world as well.

Bankotsu: hey Suikotsu; if you kill Yoko, then you will send Dariane to the land of the dead. Try to lure her in a trap and leave her there until morning! Okay?
Keyoga: I thought I would never say this but good idea Bankotsu! You have made your self useful!
Bankotsu: I feel special! Snap out of it Dariane, you are not like this!
Dariane: Bankotsu!
Yoko: I am in control now! There is nothing you can¡K¡K¡K¡K.. Demons? Oh good lord.

A swarm of hell wasps appear and then Naraku makes his appearance.

Naraku: Yoko Dariane; you have returned to the face of earth I will give you credit of that; you should come over to my castle and then wipe out my enemies.
Bankotsu: Hold it right there naraku; I have a goal to settle with you!
Naraku: Bankotsu, it¡¦s you! I see you are well!
Yoko: Naraku, you got yourself a deal! Bye guys! (^^)
Keyoga: DARIANE; WAIT! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU ARE DOING?
Yoko: I know what I am doing!
Bankotsu: (I can¡¦t believe it, not an innocent girl like Dariane)
Keyoga: Are you okay? Bankotsu?
Bankotsu: (sniff) I¡¦m fine, been better. (Sounds sad)
Suikotsu: Bankotsu; its okay.
Bankotsu: I am fine; don¡¦t try anything to cheer me up! (Sob)
Ryu: Bankotsu; I know how you feel.
Bankotsu: No one will know how I feel!

In the morning Bankotsu is staring at the clouds and gets constant flashbacks, (from first time Dariane is introduced to now) and Bankotsu looks sad.
Jakotsu and Shippo sits next to Bankotsu looking a little concerned and then Bankotsu says nothing at all.

Jakotsu: ummmm¡K¡K.. Shippo is here; are you going to talk or not?
Bankotsu: (nods head ¡§no¡¨)
Shippo: I think he wants to be left alone.
Keyoga: Leave him alone; he wants to be left alone.

And then a guy with orange hair appears, with a metal fan, he is known as Tasuki, and he is blowing fire towards Bankotsu and he dodges it.

Tasuki: Are you Bankotsu of the band of seven?
Bankotsu: Yeah; what do you want?
Keyoga: Who are you? And what do you want?
Tasuki: Bankotsu¡¦s sword; what else?
Keyoga: you came along at a bad time; come back later!
Tasuki: I do not care; I want to fight right now!
Bankotsu: Save your breath; I¡¦m not in the mood!
Tasuki: I do not care; you are fighting me either way!

To be continued

seven more chappys then you guys show.

I'll update when we get to page 2.

Chapter 4 where friendship is, love is.
A red head guy is fighting Bankotsu with a metal, blowing out super strong flames and Bankotsu looks over whelmed a little. Keyoga is watching and then the man laughs out loud and sends out more fire at his own will.

Tasuki: What’s wrong Bankotsu? Are you over whelmed? By the way; my name is Tasuki!
Bankotsu: are you a helper of either Barney or Naraku? Or are you just a pest?
Tasuki: What do you know about Naraku? Why are you sad?
Keyoga: Hey; leave him alone! He is sad because his friend got kidnapped! Oops.
Tasuki: Oh I see; is your friend Dariane? She is okay, but she is only a human; why do you even care about what happens to her?
Shippo: Keyoga; who is Dariane? I do not think I ever met her.
Keyoga: she was a friend of ours. She seems to be a good friend to Bankotsu…….. Coming to think of it, not once did he ever insult her.
Shippo: so he had a love affair with her?
Keyoga: no; I never had seen them once hold hands, hug or even kiss, so you can’t say they had a love affair.
Shippo: Oh I see; Bankotsu has a crush on her.
Keyoga: I agree with you; I think he does have a crush on her! (^^)
Bankotsu: Shut up, that’s not true, she is just a friend! > () < (oops)
Sakura: What the hell is going on here? Who is that orange hair guy?
Tasuki: My name is Tasuki.
Bankotsu: Are you even going to fight me?
Tasuki: I give up; you win!
Bankotsu: What the hell?
Keyoga: Hey Sesshomaru; check this out!
Sesshomaru: yeah, hey an orangey!
Tasuki: oh I see; these are your friends as well.
Keyoga: I know; come join our team!
Tasuki: Okay; sounds easy.

And then Bankotsu walks into the deep woods and he doesn’t bring his banryu with him.

Jakotsu: You forgot your banryu!
Keyoga: forget it; he’ll come back soon, very soon.
Sakura: I hope that is true. He is our friend as well, right?
Sesshomaru: of course he is; or why would he say so himself?
Keyoga: good point Sesshomaru!
Tasuki: where is that guy going? I had a letter to give him. Why did he just run off like that?
Keyoga: Sigh, it’s just how teenagers are these days; so full of mystery.
Sesshomaru: I’ll take this letter to him.

And now let’s see how Bankotsu is, he is in a dark place and he is trying to write something; a letter, but he keeps on screwing up. And someone is peeking at him in secret.

Bankotsu: who’s there? I know you are there!
?? : Hehe, you are quit sharp little lad. My name is Kazuma.
Bankotsu: what do you have against me?
Kazuma: I had a letter to send you; but your friend has it, bring me the “oracle of the four gods” and I will do no harm to your friend, the legendary white tiger Yoko.
Bankotsu: What the hell is the “white tiger Yoko?”
Kazuma: I will tell you later, but first bring me that oracle.

And then a white light drops by, it turns out to be Sesshomaru, he stands beside Bankotsu.

Sesshomaru: well if it isn’t Kazuma- Sama; what do you want?
Kazuma: nothing more then that child’s oracle.
Bankotsu: Who are you calling a child? Where do you find this oracle?
Kazuma: that’s for you to find out; I have an old friend of yours here.
Sesshomaru: where is his friend?
Kazuma: you will find out when you give me that oracle, you know you have it Bankotsu.
Bankotsu: here, take the stupid oracle; I don’t need it anyway.
Kazuma: good boy; now I will give your friend back. Later!
Sesshomaru: let him go; who knows what he is plotting.

And now we see Dariane again, sitting by a stream and looking at our own refection. (She’s wearing her purple and blue knee length kimono)

Dariane: (why was I so stupid? I could have gotten myself killed if my Yoko form didn’t flee)
Koji: Dariane; you have to go kill Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Sesshomaru, Connor, Breanna, Rin, Scorpion, Kang-Lin, Sakura, Renkotsu, Jakotsu, Suikotsu and Bankotsu you know.
Dariane: why should I kill my family and friends Koji? They are comrades you know.
Koji: I do not know them; I have never met them, it was Kazuma-Sama’s orders.
Dariane: I guess you are right; you are a good friend to count on Koji!
Koji: I guess so!
Dariane: I am going to go find my friends, so I can speak to them for one last time.

And so Dariane goes off to say good bye to her friends for one last time, she has no idea what to say so she looks worried. She stops and opens her hand and a bracelet is in her hand, a pearl bracelet (it is very pretty) and Keyoga stops by and stands right in front of her.

Keyoga: hie Dariane; it’s been a while since we have spoken to each other.
Dariane: yes it has; how has everyone been? Is anyone ill?
Keyoga: your parents are worried sick about you, but other then that; everyone is doing well.
Dariane: I am happy to hear that; where is everybody?
Keyoga: happy you asked they are back at the palace; did you know Bankotsu has a crush on you?
Dariane: kind of hard to believe, why did you have to tell me this? Why can’t he just come up and say what he wants to say?
Keyoga: because he is shy; that’s why.
Dariane: oh. Thanks for telling me.
Keyoga: any time Dariane.
Sesshomaru: how come you never told us about your true nature?
Dariane: I thought it would be best if you never knew about it, my Yoko form has always taken advantage of my weakness, even if I get killed; I would still try not to kill you guys because of this form.
Keyoga: I see; is this curse or something?
Dariane: yes; it is a curse on every single priestess of four gods. I did not notice this curse until I was seven years old. I have to inform you this will happen every time a crescent moon shows up.
Sesshomaru: so that is why you are mysteriously connected to the legend of the white tiger demon; yes I have heard of her, she was known as Yoko Dariane; her main goal in life was to kill all mortals so that demons can live on without worrying about demons becoming extinct. She was also the previous leader of the tiger tribe. It all started five hundred years ago.

Beginning of flash back
The demon form of Dariane is guiding a group of tiger demons in a cave, and then Yoko Dariane stops and smirks. And the tiger god Byakko is fallowing them. (He is so hot in his human form) (*()*)

Demon 1: ummmm, Yoko Dariane- Sama; is there something wrong?
Yoko: yes; on earth there are to many mortals, they might be smart enough to find a way to exterminate all of us.
Demon 2: yes you do have a point; but how are we going to prevent this?
Yoko Dariane: maybe we can kill them all before they become that smart.
Byakko: I do not agree with you, mortals are not supposed to fear us this way.
Yoko Dariane: look at this scar on my arm; do you think we can love them if they can give demons a scar this bad?
Byakko: that is not the point; we can’t just go around and kill them.
*end of this flash back*

Sesshomaru: the tiger god Byakko disagreed with her and then Yoko Dariane abandoned her tribe so she can have her way.

Beginning of flashback 2
Yoko Dariane causes an explosion and then villagers catch her with a net but fail to keep her captive.
Some guy: She’s getting away! Stop her!
Some other guy: we can’t catch her this way; maybe the Romans are smart enough to catch her.

And then roman solders come along on their horses and the general gets out a flaming rope and catches Yoko Dariane by the arms and drags her closer this way.

General: we got the little bitch!
Yoko Dariane: you bastards! I can get out somehow and tear you all into shreds.
Solder: you can’t get out; that rope can keep trap of any demon, even ones like you!
General: let’s take her back to Rome and exsiccate her.
Solder: yes sir. Maybe it would be better if we exsiccate her at mount Hakurei
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And so they take her to mount Hakurei and the general holds Yoko Dariane’s neck to the ground and Yoko is struggling to get out. She tries to fight back but the general is still holding her down.

Yoko Dariane: Let me go or you’ll die, either way you’re gonna die!
General: it is the only way to put an end to your killing; you shall go to the land of the dead.

And then general lowers his sword at Yoko’s neck. End of flash back.

Sesshomaru: she was beheaded at sake of everyone she had killed, which was 7000.
Keyoga: I have heard this story before, only the way I heard it she died because of how lonely she was.
Sesshomaru: no she wouldn’t die because of that; she was way too heartless to even give a damn if she was lonely or not.
Dariane: why did you have to tell me something I already know? I want to be left alone please.
Keyoga: if that is what you want. Come on Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru: all right then.

Keyoga and Sesshomaru walk away and leave Dariane on her own; she gazes down at a petal in her hand and burns it using her eyesight.

Dariane: who’s there? Show your self you coward!

Dariane tosses a few small hand held spears and Bankotsu is one hiding and it almost hits him and he jumps out of hiding and he laughs.

Bankotsu: you almost hit me, how did you know I was here?
Dariane: I sensed you.
Bankotsu: awe gee girl; can’t a man keep an eye on you?
Dariane: no thank you.

And then a gun fire sound effect comes out of nowhere and Dariane looks very unconscious and falls to the ground. And then Inuyasha and Miroku walk in with their weapons and look very shock.

Miroku: Bankotsu? How could you? I thought she was a friend.
Bankotsu: it wasn’t me; I swear to god!
Inuyasha: I thought you actually liked her; guess I did misjudge you; you are still your old self.
Bankotsu: I see; you want to fight me, is that it? I guess so; here I thought we were on the verge of being friends. I guess I can fight you. That’s what you were planning all along.

And on a nearby tree Renkotsu is sitting there and smirks (this is turning into dragon ball Z) and drops some kind of bomb.

Renkotsu: this will send these four to their worse fear; and I can make my run for it.

Inuyasha fights Bankotsu, Inuyasha uses windscar but it fail to effect Bankotsu, then all the sudden Bankotsu falls over.

Inuyasha: what the hell? Why did you fall over like………………….

And then Inuyasha and Miroku fall over as well, we get to see Miroku’s fear first.
Sango and Kagome walk closer towards Miroku.

Kagome: what’s wrong Miroku?
Miroku: stand back………….. AHHHHHHHHHHH
Sango: what’s going on Miroku?
(Sucks them both up and then you know what happens next, Naraku comes up and tells Miroku that he will be sucked up as well)

Now let’s see Dariane’s fear. She is in a middle of a field of roses with her family and she looks happy.

Connor: look Dariane; a healthy rose! Is it pretty?
Dariane: yes it is; we can put it in a vase when we get home.
Bree: a white rose? That’s not usual around these parts.
Linda: maybe it’s the weather that has been around lately.
Mav: that’s crazy talk!
Dariane: you always say that Mav.

And then all the sudden her family is killed right in front of her; and Bankotsu stands in front of her.

Bankotsu: you can’t live on with this kind of weakness; they would have died sooner or later anyway. You’ll live on and learn either way.
Dariane: why? Why did you slaughter them like they were animals?
Bankotsu: I told you already; are you deaf or something? I think I should slaughter everyone else as well. (Laughs evilly)
Dariane: (sob) I can’t believe it; I thought you were a lot nicer then that. (Sob) I guess I was wrong. (Cries) my brother, sister, mom, dad, why?

Now let’s see Inuyasha’s fear.

Kikyo comes up to Inuyasha and then she fires an arrow at Inuyasha.

Kikyo: you traitor; why did you betray me Inuyasha? Why?
Inuyasha: b-betray you? But I ………..
Kikyo: I see your friends were in association; I’ll have to make them suffer as well, but first…….

Kikyo shoots Inuyasha in the chest and leaves him behind. And Kikyo walks away.

Inuyasha: wait Kikyo, wait!

And at last Bankotsu’s worst fear, he and the rest of the members of the band of seven are walking on a lake in the middle of winter and then a crack was on the ice and no one seems to notice it, yet.

Suikotsu: I wonder which village we should destroy next. I can’t wait to kick some more asses.
Jakotsu: maybe the closest one we approach to; it is easier that way.
Ginkotsu: yes!
Renkotsu: why should we worry about a little thing like that?
Kyokotsu: I am excited about going vandal.
Bankotsu: what a surprise; you used the word “Vandal” properly in one sentence.
Mukotsu: who told you to talk Bankotsu? We really don’t care.
Bankotsu: what are you talking about? Isn’t it great Kyokotsu is a little smarter?
Suikotsu: don’t start a fight Mukotsu; or its hell for you. We are a little bit closer to a village then you think. We should not have an ally killed now!
Bankotsu: you’re right Suikotsu; I guess we should get along.
Ginkotsu: yes.
Renkotsu: let’s keep on going; we are wasting valuable time.
Bankotsu: fine; guess so.

Everyone is on their way and then Bankotsu steps on the crack in the ice and falls in water. Bankotsu tries to swim to surface but the crack freezes up again. And Bankotsu is contently punches on the surface so he can be heard.

Bankotsu: Hey guys; I need help, guys?
Naraku: face it Bankotsu, they’re all ignoring you, no matter how hard you punch; you shall be kept in this prison of ice. (Evil laugh)
Bankotsu: hey guys; come on I want your help.
Kyokotsu: you never helped me out when koga took my shard.
Jakotsu: you didn’t come along and save me from death.
Renkotsu: you killed me.
Ginkotsu: you didn’t care if I died.
Suikotsu: maybe if you repaid us; then you wouldn’t be freezing to death.
Bankotsu: come on guys; I thought I was your friend, hey don’t walk away. Please.


And that was their fears; meanwhile Dariane wakes up and sees everyone with fear in their hearts.

Dariane: (why is everyone in this condition? I have to wake them up somehow, ouch, my shoulder hurts, and I’ll wake up Inuyasha first)

Dariane shakes Inuyasha and he gets up.

Inuyasha: what a horrible dream. Hey everyone else is sleeping, I’ll wake up Miroku and you wake up Bankotsu.
Dariane: okay.

Inuyasha goes into Miroku’s dream and you know what happens next, Miroku opens his eyes and he is wide awake. And now Dariane goes into Bankotsu’s dream. (Gundam’s seed’s ending “find the way” music plays*)

Bankotsu: a little help here; my friends betrayed me.
Dariane: no they didn’t; or at least I didn’t. Come on and face your fear, it is only a dream.
Bankotsu: how come I can’t breathe?
Dariane: come on; trust me for once.
Bankotsu: hey, I’m on land; do you have magical powers or something? I want to know.
Dariane: no silly, that was you! It is only a dream.
Bankotsu: so all I have to do is wake up?
Dariane: yes.

And Bankotsu still doesn’t wake up; so then Miroku gets an idea.

Miroku: why not kiss him while he sleeps; that will for sure wake him up.
Inuyasha: ewwww, me kiss another guy? That is perverted.
Miroku: not you; Dariane.
Dariane: it just doesn’t seem right.
Miroku: oh come on; he might be cutie in a girl’s eye, come on it’s no big deal. I’ll pay you!
Dariane: how much?
Miroku: ummmm, 250 bucks; is that okay?
Dariane: sounds good to me, fine!

Leans closer to Bankotsu and lays a kiss on him.

Inuyasha: this is scary.
Miroku: no kidding.
Dariane: okay pay up!
Miroku: that didn’t wake him up! Kiss him until he does!
Dariane: aw, do I have to?
Miroku: Cough* 250 bucks *cough
Dariane: fine! (Mumble) how did I get my self in this mess?
Miroku: ahem!
Dariane: Al right already sheesh! (Kisses him again)
Miroku: wait a second; is he pretending he’s still asleep?
Bankotsu: (oh great, I’ve been found out) (giggle)
Inuyasha: you perv; you used that same technique Miroku used!
Bankotsu: (giggle) you guys totally fell for it! You guys are so gullible!
Dariane: (Veins popping) you little creep; you are turning into Miroku! YOU PERVERT!

Dariane takes Inuyasha’s tetsieaga and chases Bankotsu everywhere; Miroku and Inuyasha just stand there and watch.

Bankotsu: AHHHHHHH, evil chic! Someone help.
Miroku: you deserved it. That is rule three; never trick a woman to just get your first kiss; women don’t like it.
Inuyasha: for once I agree with you.
Miroku: now what?
Inuyasha: I do not know. Hey give back my tetsieaga; no one is allowed to use it but me!
Dariane: okay; take it Inuyasha!
Bankotsu: (sigh) last time I try to kiss a woman.
Dariane: excuse me?
Miroku: He’s kidding! (Pulls Bankotsu’s ear) Right, Bankotsu?
Bankotsu: ummmm, yeah it was a joke!
Inuyasha: Dariane; I heard you had a demon half; what’s that all about?
Dariane: None of your business!
Bankotsu: (whisper) I’ll tell you later Inuyasha; she’s throwing a tantrum right now.
Inuyasha: (whisper) No wonder. You played a joke on her; women don’t like jokes that aren’t funny.
Bankotsu: (whisper) I thought it was funny! ^_^
Miroku: (whisper) I think you should teach me that one; we did fall for it.
Dariane: what are you guys whispering about? It is about me; right?
Inuyasha: ummmm, no it is not about you at all!
Dariane: Bankotsu you *BEEEEP*!
Bankotsu: wow; you have such a dirty mouth!

Chapter 5 Kill me, Kiss me.


Keyoga and Sesshomaru are sitting outside of the palace and drinking something. They both look overjoyed. Bankotsu comes out and sits beside Sesshomaru (he¡¦s scared of Keyoga) and Keyoga has a look on her face like she is about to tease Bankotsu.

Keyoga: I heard you walked little Dariane-Kun home.
Sesshomaru: same here.
Bankotsu: I seriously don¡¦t like those suspicious looks on your faces.
Sesshomaru: I see; you like her.
Keyoga: (singing) Bankotsu-Kun and Dariane-Kun, sitting in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g, first comes love¡K¡K¡K¡K (You know the words to the song)
Bankotsu: (looking mad) it¡¦s not like that!
Sesshomaru: okay stop Keyoga; you¡¦re getting shorty mad.
Bankotsu: Shorty? What does that mean?
Sesshomaru: it means you¡¦re short.
Bankotsu: no I¡¦m not. I¡¦m shorter then you by five inches.
Sesshomaru: you are even shorter then Keyoga. But hey look on the bright side; at least smaller is better.
Keyoga: what does that mean?
Sesshomaru: (whisper) I¡¦m teasing him.
Keyoga: (whisper) its fun to tease him.
Bankotsu: I wonder why Dariane isn¡¦t so scared of me; she should have killed me by now.
Keyoga: she can see the good in people; you can call it forgiving.
Sesshomaru: yes. She really is that way; I wish half the people around here were like that. But a negative thing about her is that she is not too bright, she sometimes also tends to lose her temper, I know because I¡¦ve known her long enough to know, heck I trained her.
Bankotsu: that¡¦s seriously bizarre. A demon training a human, oh please; what¡¦s next; Dariane changing into a demon at certain times? Throw me a stick if that¡¦s true.

Keyoga takes picks up a stick and throws it at Bankotsu.

Sesshomaru: he didn¡¦t mean it Keyoga.
Keyoga: he said ¡§throw me a stick if that¡¦s true¡¨ and so I did.
Sesshomaru: it¡¦s a phrase kid¡¦s use these days.
Keyoga: I can¡¦t keep up with kids these days.
Bankotsu: are you calling me a kid?
Sesshomaru: well, you are 17 years old to me that is considered to be still a kid.
Bankotsu: that doesn¡¦t make sense.
Sesshomaru: to me when you turn 20; you are considered an adult.
Keyoga: that¡¦s true.
Bankotsu: I¡¦m tired, I¡¦ll go to bed.

And then he walks back inside, leaving Keyoga and Sesshomaru. And they stare at a thunder storm.
Sesshomaru: big booms tonight!
Keyoga: yep. Big booms!
Sesshomaru: I wonder if we¡¦ll be able to summon the four gods in time to destroy Naraku. Is it possible to find the priestess before it is too late?
Keyoga: we found her already; did you forget about Dariane again?
Sesshomaru: (sigh) I guess so; I went too far.
Keyoga: Bankotsu and Ryu seem to know quite a lot about the four gods.
Sesshomaru: even if you don¡¦t like all of our allies; we still have to work together to obtain the power of the four gods. Don¡¦t forget that Keyoga.

The next morning everyone gets up and leaves the palace Kang Lin, Scorpion and Bree decide to stay behind. They are telling Connor and Dariane to stay behind.

Kang Lin: what¡¦s wrong Dariane? Do you want to go with them?
Dariane: I would feel completely guilty if I left them to get killed; I promise to come home; I promise mom.
Connor: Me too! I¡¦ll come home too mom!
Kang Lin: all right, if something happens; come home right away.
Dariane: okay we will follow these orders.
Connor: bye mom.
Kang Lin: be good now! Bankotsu as for you be nice to these two or you will go to juvenile hall.
Bankotsu: aye ya captain
Kang Lin: don¡¦t address me that way.
Dariane: I don¡¦t blame you mom.
Connor: Bye mom.
Kang Lin: (Linda) Bye Connor.
Bankotsu: bye mom in law!
Kang Lin: excuse me?
Keyoga: He¡¦s only kidding!
Dariane: exactly, right?
Breanna: be safe.

So everyone heads off towards Naraku¡¦s castle.

Sakura: I wonder if that purple dinosaur demon, the thunder brothers and Kazuma had anything to do with the god Gyro.
Keyoga: besides that. Hey Bankotsu you look a little like Hiten.
Bankotsu: no I don¡¦t; I¡¦m way prettier then him.
Dariane: Bankotsu; you are pretty damn sexy when you¡¦re mad *()*
Bankotsu: I know. ļ
Sesshomaru: enough play time kids, we really need to get to Naraku and have a few words with him. He has caused us enough trouble.
Jakotsu: okay. OO hey where¡¦s Renkotsu?
Keyoga: you just realized that now?
Jakotsu: yes I did.
Sesshomaru: we¡¦ll worry about him later; I didn¡¦t even notice he was gone. Where the hell is shadow, sonic and tails? Where did they go, the last time I saw them was in chapter 2.
Keyoga: yeah where did they go?
Inuyasha: who cares? We don¡¦t need them to defeat Naraku and gather the whole jewel.
Sakura: Inuyasha is right; we can beat Naraku without those chickens, right?
Inuyasha: right Sakura.
Keyoga: who is Kazuma?
Suikotsu: the main reason why the band of seven got beheaded.
Keyoga: he must have had a pretty darn good reason why.
Sango: I¡¦ve heard of Kazuma before. He is a greedy human who is obsessed with summoning Gyro. He would do just about anything just to summon Gyro; even if that means killing someone.
Miroku: I heard that ten years ago he bared a grudge against the band of seven.
Bankotsu: just because we got in the way of him summoning Gyro. We were only there to say hie.
Keyoga: what words did he say?
Jakotsu: he kept swearing at us.
Keyoga: not that; what summoning words did he say.
Bankotsu: ¡§Black orb, bring forth the most feared beast, Gyro, I wish for great power and strength, Gyro show yourself and make my dream come true.¡¨ I think he said that.
Suikotsu: he didn¡¦t say that, he said ¡§five orbs, one red, one blue, one green, one purple and one black. I have brought the black orb, which belongs to Gyro. Gyro make me the most feared man on earth, (evil laugh) and gives great power over humans.¡¨ That is exactly what he said.
Bankotsu: he did not say that at all.
Dariane: will you two cut that out? If you have enough energy to fight; then you have enough energy to kill Naraku.
Keyoga: she¡¦s right you know.
Jakotsu: I hate it when women are right; it always bugs me.
Sesshomaru: get used to it; this will always happen. Women are smarter then men.
Jakotsu: that¡¦s sexist!
Dariane: he knows.

And then Miroku builds a campsite for everyone to share. Meanwhile everyone else gets their weapons ready for a battle with Kazuma. Keyoga and Sesshomaru finish this job and went to take a break.

Keyoga: I wonder how everything will turn out. I hope Dariane learns how to get along with Bankotsu; she does get along with everyone else but him.
Sesshomaru: I noticed that. Everything might turn out for the best.
Keyoga: I guess you¡¦re right.

And then Dariane finishes fixing her whip. She goes and sits by a pond staring at her reflection and the Bankotsu sits beside her.

Bankotsu: you realize that we might die tomorrow, Right Dariane?
Dariane: I know; that¡¦s what I am worried about. What if Kazuma was powerful enough to destroy all of us? That won¡¦t be good, and what if he could even destroy Keyoga, that¡¦ll be a bad sign.
Bankotsu: calm down Dariane; you know that we can beat him, don¡¦t you worry. I have something to give you just in case I die.
Dariane: what is it? Is it a new weapon? Or a¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K¡K..

Bankotsu leans closer to her and kisses her.

Dariane: (what the hell is he thinking? Why do I feel scared? How come he just thought of this? How dare him. I guess he has his reasons)
Miroku: (whisper) I told you Inuyasha, he does like.
Inuyasha: (I hate it when Miroku is right.)
Keyoga: (he can¡¦t deny it now)
Bankotsu: I guess that was a bad time huh?
Dariane: I guess not. I think it was a good time to do that.
Keyoga: (whisper) Miroku; stop moving around so much. I don¡¦t want to be caught.
Miroku: okay, I¡¦ll stop moving around.
Bankotsu: who¡¦s there?

Bankotsu takes out his halberd and cuts open the bush where Miroku, Keyoga, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru where hiding. They realize Bankotsu caught them spying and they all dance around and deny what just happened. And they still dance like idiots.

Sesshomaru, Keyoga, Miroku, Inuyasha: La La La La La
Bankotsu: what are you guys doing here? (You can stop dancing now)
Inuyasha: you can¡¦t deny it now; you do like her.
Bankotsu: you caught me in action.
Keyoga: I guess we did.
Dariane: (this is scary)
Sesshomaru: Their okay; (whisper) write a threat letter to her, girls like it.
Bankotsu: I guess that¡¦s not a bad idea but not good either.
Dariane: what idea?
Keyoga: he¡¦s going to write a threat/love letter to you.
Dariane: that doesn¡¦t sound right, a threaten letter with a little love in it.
Keyoga: it usually goes like this ¡§if you ever want to see your brother/sister again; go to my house and you¡¦ll see them again. You are prettier then my mom and my sister. If you want to see your dad again, go to my house. And you are more charming then my mom ever will be. I don¡¦t care. If you want to see your grandma again; go to my house. Signed by your secret admirer.¡¨ That is the letter I got from Sesshomaru when he wanted to marry me.
Dariane: that is scary.


Renkotsu walks in the center of everyone and he looks scared. He is also covered in blood and wounds.

Renkotsu: the dinosaur demon has returned, and it¡¦s even stronger.

And then Renkotsu walks away.

Dariane: where are you going? Hey Renkotsu!
Renkotsu: I¡¦m on my own, I¡¦ll come back don¡¦t you worry guys, but I¡¦ll be back in a year or two.
Keyoga: good luck.
Sesshomaru: I¡¦m gonna miss you.
Inuyasha: have a good time!
Renkotsu: I will.
Suikotsu: I¡¦m coming Renkotsu.

And the two walk off, then a day later only Suikotsu comes back.

Suikotsu: Bankotsu-Kun; Renkotsu died in a battle with Kazuma and the dinosaur demon. I was able to flee though.
Bankotsu: why? Why do bad things always happen to Renkotsu? Why?
Suikotsu: I am unable to answer your question Bankotsu. Are you all right?
Bankotsu: yeah I¡¦m fine.
Sesshomaru: Bankotsu, I think you should go get some rest.
Bankotsu: I¡¦m fine.

And then Bankotsu goes back to palace where a funeral is being held. He finds a room and sits on a bed and starts crying.

Bankotsu: (why do bad things happen to Renkotsu? Why do I shed tears?)

And then Dariane walks in room. (I want to be your hero background song plays I love this song)

Dariane: are you okay? I started to worry about you so I just dropped by to see if you are al right. By the way, Jakotsu wanted me to give this; his craftsmen ship is a little clumsy but he wanted me to give you this. It used to belong to Renkotsu.
Bankotsu: (sob) thanks.
Dariane: it¡¦s okay to cry once in a while. You can cry if you want.
Bankotsu: but Renkotsu told me to stop crying. (Sob) I can¡¦t break that promise.
Dariane: its okay, I¡¦m here.

She leans closer and then kisses Bankotsu. He looks very surprised. Meanwhile Keyoga, Sakura, Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku and Tasuki all are heading closer to Naraku¡¦s castle. And out of no where Naraku appears.

Naraku: Heh heh, if it isn¡¦t Inuyasha and friends.
Sakura: you are responsible for the dinosaur demon, was it another incarnation of yours?
Naraku: yes, Barney was my incarnation. He was supposed to destroy you but you killed him before he had the chance.
Inuyasha: I¡¦ll have to destroy you with my tetsieaga, you caused us enough trouble.
Naraku: Have at you.
Keyoga: OKAY!

Keyoga cuts off Naraku¡¦s arm and he flees again. This makes everyone mad, especially considering how short the battle was.

Keyoga: he fled again. I wish he could just die for heaven¡¦s sake.
Sesshomaru: like seriously.
Inuyasha: man he sucks like hell.
Sesshomaru: recently four demons landed here on earth and took the powers of the four gods.
Keyoga: they sound bad.

Meanwhile Jakotsu and Suikotsu walk around looking for Bankotsu. They keep on calling out his name. And Suikotsu looks tired all of the sudden.

Suikotsu: BANKOTSU! BANKOTSU WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
Jakotsu: my grandpa can yell louder then that.
Suikotsu: (at the top of his voice) BANKOTSU WHERE ARE YOU?
Jakotsu: BANKOTSU-KUN WHERE ARE YOU?
Suikotsu: it¡¦s no use; we¡¦ve been looking for him all day long. He¡¦s probably with Dariane at her place.
Jakotsu: I hope you¡¦re right. He better be all right or else.
Suikotsu: or else what?
Jakotsu: I don¡¦t know (sigh) almost everyone has listened to what I say.
Suikotsu: it really must suck to be you.
Jakotsu: I know it does. I hate it when Bankotsu disappears on us without notice.
Suikotsu: so do I.

To be continued will Suikotsu and Jakotsu find Bankotsu, or will Bankotsu find them?

hehe Dariane and Bankotsu slept with eachotha!

I'll update once I get replies!

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Chapter 6 onward to mount Shouryu

This one opens with Bankotsu and Dariane in a room. Bankotsu is getting dressed while Dariane is asleep (she’s naked, but we don’t see everything though)

((you guys thought I was only joking...but I was serious))

Bankotsu: (I have to go out and kill Kazuma. Please don’t wake up till morning Dariane. Man why am I in the damn English version were they censor everything)

And then he walks out. About a few seconds later Dariane wakes up.

Dariane: I wonder where that Bankotsu went. (Laughs) oh well, he’ll protect me till the day he dies.

And she just falls asleep. So meanwhile Bankotsu meets up with Jakotsu and Suikotsu. They both look overjoyed to see him. And then Suikotsu takes a suspicious look on his face.

Suikotsu: I heard little Dariane was with you. Now exactly what were you two doing?
Bankotsu: doing………………….. Something. ^-^
Jakotsu: good for you, we do need to find the red orb.
Suikotsu: now what do you mean by “something.”
Bankotsu: none of your business.
Suikotsu: you don’t need to tell me now (shudder)
Bankotsu: it wasn’t like that at all.

And then a little cat shows up all the sudden and I’ll describe him. He has gray fur, Chinese clothes on, and he has blue eyes. He is known as Akira.

Akira: have you seen mistress Dariane anywhere? I have to find her.
Bankotsu: at that one palace, oh down there.
Akira: can you lead me there?
Suikotsu: I can, I know where it is.

And meanwhile Naraku approaches the palace and then Dariane wakes up again.

Dariane: (is naraku approaching? I can feel his cold aura. Better get dressed.)

So she gets her usual purple and blue knee length kimono on. And then she gets out her whip and picks up a gun and runs outside to check out what’s going on. And naraku stands there waiting for her.

Naraku: so the little filly comes out.
Dariane: what do you want?
Naraku: more then what you expect, I sent out Bankotsu to let your guard down. He did good job at it.
Dariane: you bastard!
Naraku: yes, my plan was indeed very wise.

And then all the sudden Naraku tries to absorb Dariane.

Naraku: your demonic powers shall be mine.
Dariane: no you won’t.

And then they fight, Dariane is continuously using her flaming rose whiplash and Naraku keeps on trying to absorb her. And then Bankotsu comes along and destroys the tentacles.

Dariane: what are you doing here?
Bankotsu: hey Naraku, if you’re going absorb Dariane, then you’ll have to go through me first.
Naraku: I thought you were on my side. I told you that I’d………
Bankotsu: you’ve plotted at me long enough. Now time for you to die!!!!!!!!!!
Naraku: wait forgive me Bankotsu!!!!!!!!!
Bankotsu: after what you plotted, NEVER!
Dariane: I can just shoot him.

And she aims at Naraku and misses him. But then Bankotsu uses his most powerful move and it still doesn’t work on Naraku. And then Dariane destroys him with her flame whiplash. And all the sudden Keyoga and Sesshomaru show up. They both look surprised that they are still alive.

Bankotsu: hie guys! ^_^
Keyoga: umm Dariane can you come over here for just a second?
Dariane: sure.
Keyoga: what exactly were you doing?
Dariane: what do you mean?
Keyoga: we both know the answer to that.
Dariane: it wasn’t like that at all!
Keyoga: oh sure. I’m pretty sure you had some fun.
Dariane: I told you it isn’t like that at all, so can you drop the subject.
Keyoga: if it wasn’t like that, then why the heck are you blushing?
Dariane: because you brought it up.
Keyoga: I knew you’d go and do it sometime.
Bankotsu: do what?
Sesshomaru: nothing.
Bankotsu: she looked so cute sleeping.
Sesshomaru: what were you two doing?
Bankotsu: something…………^-^
Sesshomaru: kids these days.
Keyoga: (evil look) he he.
Dariane: what’s with you guys?
Bankotsu: what’s the big idea?

In a distance there is Kazuma, getting his energy thunder ready and aims it at Dariane.

Bankotsu: (I feel this electric force field)

And then a blast goes off and then Bankotsu takes the hit.

Dariane: Bankotsu? Are you okay?
Bankotsu: I’ve died twice already, and I went to hell…………….. But you opened my heart again and I’m happy about that, I’d rather die in your gentle arms then anyone else.
Dariane: stop being silly. …………………… Bankotsu? (His heart stopped beating)
Sesshomaru: (I sense a demonic aura around her. She seems to be….. Different)
Keyoga: Sesshomaru, I think it’d be best if we leave right now. She is turning to her Yoko form again.

And then Yoko Dariane goes after fleeing Kazuma. As soon as she catches up to him she gashes his chest open. And then Kazuma takes out his blade and tries to kill Yoko Dariane, but it fails.

Kazuma: DAMN YOU DARIANE!!!
Yoko Dariane: you can expect to meet your end in twelve years.
Kazuma: why do you say that?
Yoko Dariane: because since Bankotsu can’t beat you, his descendent will. The child will be born in the next nine months and then twelve years later the child will use his father’s sword and then kill you.
Kazuma: what makes you think the child will defeat me?
Yoko Dariane: because, the child’s power will be off the chart, higher then your power rate will ever be.
Kazuma: you mean the child will be more powerful then his father?
Yoko Dariane: that is true, the child will be more powerful then Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, Sesshomaru, Scorpion, Keyoga and even I all put together.
Kazuma: well then I can kill the child while it’s still a baby!
Yoko Dariane: you won’t be able to because my human form is the child’s mother, and if you try to kill the child, she will kill you protecting her child, she may lose half her power that way but she’ll at least kill you, Protecting her child.
Kazuma: but what if I resurrect the child’s father and he becomes my apprentice?
Yoko Dariane: that is a whole different story. But I must warn you that the child will be a half Yoko.
Kazuma: (Yoko beings, my worst fear, but if I can get the father to be my ally then I can defeat and wipe out my enemies)

And then Yoko Dariane teleports elsewhere and then Kazuma takes Bankotsu’s bones and then flies off with them. Now meanwhile Bankotsu wakes up in a strange place he’s never been to before. And a ghost pushes him out of the way.

Ghost: move it buddy!
Bankotsu: how rude. Take this!!!!!!!! (Punches him but goes through) how did you push me, can I kick you.

Kicks him in his crotch and he falls on the ground.

Ghost: OWWWW MY CROTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bankotsu: you’re so kind.

And then he is called to an office. And when he got in a room he saw a man sitting in a desk.

Bankotsu: are you Steve Martin?
Steve: yes I am. I am president of the spirit world, so now why did you attack a fellow ghost?
Bankotsu: because he attacked me.
Steve: let’s first start off with how you died. How did you die?
Bankotsu: I was killed by Kazuma so I can protect the one I love.
Steve: for your good deed I will allow you to speak to the living. On earth you’ve been dead for four weeks. Go talk to a friend.

So then Bankotsu goes into the world of the living and the he meets up with Jakotsu and Suikotsu.

Jakotsu: look its Bankotsu.
Suikotsu: hie there.
Bankotsu: so what’s new?
Jakotsu: well Renkotsu is still alive and just last week Dariane found out she is………………..
Suikotsu: shut up Jakotsu, (whisper) it’s a surprise Jakotsu.
Jakotsu: she found out a way to kill Kazuma. He is now scared to the core.
Bankotsu: cool. I’d better…………..
AHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Suikotsu: that sounds like…………………………….

So this is a little confusing, let’s see how Inuyasha and Sakura are doing. They are cleaning out Bankotsu’s room.

Sakura: wow he sure knew how to keep his room clean.
Inuyasha: what’s this stuff? When was it the last time some one washed these sheets?
Sakura: you don’t about anything do you?
Inuyasha: yeah but what is this stuff?
Sakura: you’ll learn someday.
Inuyasha: I guess someday I will.
Sakura: why don’t you know?
Inuyasha: I’m not sure why.
Sakura: I think this happens when a guy sleeps with a girl.
Inuyasha: you’re not saying it’s……..
Sakura: you remember last week after Bankotsu came here and then Dariane comforted him……………………..
Inuyasha: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH too much information.
Sakura: it’s just natural.
Inuyasha: …………………….. (Shudder)

So meanwhile there’s Dariane walking on water, and she holds on to Banryuu.

Dariane: (I swear I’ll avenge you Bankotsu, if it kills me.)

And then Akira shows up in front of Dariane. He seems to be happy. But he notices the sad look in Dariane’s eyes.

Akira: what’s wrong Dariane-Chan?
Dariane: a friend of mine has passed away.
Akira: that is very sad to hear.
Dariane: I can’t stand that Kazuma anymore.

So then a giant ogre shows up and Dariane takes out her whip.

Ogre: hah, I see you are a Yoko being, I shall kill you.
Dariane: we’ll see about that. THUNDERWHIPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akira: yeah you get him.

And then the Ogre grabs Dariane and tries to squeeze her to death.

Ogre: how do like that Yoko? You’ll die any minute now.
Dariane: I’d rather die with my friend then stay alive and be sad.
Akira: you can’t die Sensei, you are the mother of the child who can defeat Kazuma for sure and the child will save the world from Gyro.
Dariane: WHAT?!

And then an angle shows up and kills the Ogre. The angle turns out to be Bankotsu. (Did I forget to mention he has his hair down and he’s shirtless? He looks real hot *drool*)

Bankotsu: God, ogres the creatures I hate the most. You okay?
Dariane: I’m fine but……………… why did you die like that?
Bankotsu: oh sorry about that, it’s just that death is natural. I can’t even stop it from happening.
Dariane: is there a way to bring you back?
Bankotsu: there is one way, you have to live on and then go to mount pyre and summon Suzaku then you get a few wishes granted.
Dariane: I’ll love you no matter what, even if you do something really bad to me. I want you to come back.

And then she embraces him but he disappears on her. She then starts to walk home and as soon as she got home Kang-Lin and Scorpion see her walking towards home. As soon as she reaches to the door step she faints.

Kang-Lin: (Linda) DARIANE!!!!!!!!
Scorpion: (Mav) she’s okay she only fainted.

And then Dariane dreams of something. She is a little kid and is running away from Kazuma.

Dariane: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kazuma: you can’t hide from me forever you know.

And then in front of her Bankotsu is standing there and Dariane returns to her present age. And he smiles.

Bankotsu: hie Dariane.
Dariane: Bankotsu it’s a relief to see you alive I had a nightmare you died and I was really sad and……….
Bankotsu: oh that was no dream that was real. It is your fault I died. But I am thankful that you are going to have my first son though.
Dariane: WHAT?! (She’s shocked)

And then she wakes up and notices Keyoga and Sesshomaru beside her bed. And then she is startled by them.

Dariane: what are you two doing here?
Keyoga: we stopped by to make sure you are okay. It seems that you are okay.
Sesshomaru: she is fine. Can we go now?

Keyoga the yanks on Sesshomaru’s ear and he shuts his mouth.

Dariane: you can go now.
Keyoga: we’ll stay with you.
Sesshomaru: mortals are so foolish. They get pregnant so easily.
Keyoga: what does that have to do with Dariane?
Sesshomaru: nothing Keyoga.

So then they all walk out of the palace and meanwhile Naraku is performing a ritual that brings people back to life easily. (This happens five months later) so in the spirit world Bankotsu seems to be making friends (Kaidomaru, Kurama, Obi-Won-Kenobi and Darth Vader.) they are chatting.

Bankotsu: and then I threw them on the ceiling and then got my blade then got 1000th victim. It was funny.
Darth Vader: we’re even!
Obi-Won- Kenobi: geeze that’s nothing, the sith lord killed a lot more by two.
Bankotsu: that’s not a lot……… where’s my hand?!
Darth Vader: someone’s resurrecting you.
Bankotsu: I’ll tell them to revive you Vader.
Darth Vader: you’re too kind.
Kurama: TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bankotsu: AHHHHHHHHHH I’m missing half of me.
Darth Vader: TAKE ME TO EARTH WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bankotsu: so long guys.
Kurama: so long sucker!
Darth Vader: I like lollipops
Obi-Won: I’m offended.

And then Bankotsu disappears in thin air. And Darth Vader cries.

Darth Vader: I miss Bankotsu.
Obi-Won: it’s only been ten seconds.
Darth Vader: I know.

And then Bankotsu wakes up in a different place. (AH he’s naked and his hair’s down)
And Naraku is standing there. He gets up.

Naraku: Bankotsu, you’ve been dead for five months. I see you the infamous Bankotsu of the band of seven. If you work for me once again you can have eternal life plus you can save your child.
Bankotsu: my child?
Naraku: yes yours, do you remember Dariane?
Bankotsu: yeah.
Naraku: well she is pregnant, by you.
Bankotsu: she is? Well she is tough enough to defend herself.
Naraku: she isn’t now. She lost half of her powers over these two months and she is only an ordinary human now. If you work for me then you can have all your desires come true.
Bankotsu: how?
Naraku: by Kazuma summoning Gyro of course. Gyro can grant wishes as well as the other five gods.
Bankotsu: six? I thought there were only five.
Naraku: there is one god known as the wolf god Benchira. He is the oldest of the gods. He rules heaven and earth. But Gyro can grant wishes to the wicked ones such as you.
Bankotsu: I like the offer and everything but I can’t agree. I have to go back to my friends.
Naraku: do that and I’ll kill her as well as that child of yours.
Bankotsu: fine, I agree.
Naraku: good, now get dressed.

So meanwhile Keyoga in her tiger form is going around a castle and Sesshomaru in his dog form is guarding the entrance. Meanwhile Suikotsu, Jakotsu, Dariane and Tasuki are inside.

Tasuki: it’s been two months since he’s passed away. I will not say his name.
Dariane: I sense his presence, it is far off but I sense it.
Suikotsu: are you serious?
Dariane: it’s only faint though.
Jakotsu: you mustn’t push yourself too far, you’ll get hurt again. We told you that you shouldn’t fight until your child is at least a year old. Remember what Keyoga told you.
Tasuki: we’ll fight your battles for you.
Suikotsu: and if someone abuses you I’ll help you recover.
Jakotsu: we really should worry about Kazuma. What if he finds out Dariane has lost half of her powers?
Suikotsu: now that is a real problem.
Dariane: (I’m only worried that Bankotsu might return and join forces with Kazuma. If I still had it right now, I would have been able to resurrect Bankotsu and summon the four gods, but I can’t until my child is born and I’ll have to wait seven months before that.)

And then outside Bankotsu stands at a distance with his big sword and smirks evilly. (He isn’t wearing his normal clothes, he is wearing Chinese style clothes as well as a cape. and he still puts his hair in a braid)

Bankotsu: (If I can kill or hurt Sesshomaru and Keyoga then I can get in and kill Dariane as well as Suikotsu and Jakotsu and maybe Tasuki if I have time.)

And then he goes closer to the castle. Keyoga knew that he wasn’t himself and he had plans of causing a massacre. They both attack Bankotsu but he became too fast and gashes their arms and they become wounded. He goes inside the castle.

Keyoga: (for some reason I can’t kill him, he’s become a lot more powerful. Is he Bankotsu? Or has he become of what we all feared, he has eternal life.)

And then guards notice Bankotsu and they all point their weapons at him.

Guard 1: you intruder, you are unwelcome. You have not been invited by Dariane. You need her permission.
Bankotsu: as if. (His voice sounds scarier then ever)

And then he slaughters them and one guard flees and goes upstairs. To tell some news, Dariane, Suikotsu, Jakotsu and Tasuki notice the man hurt.

Guard: an intruder has come in. he killed our guards and wounded the demons outside that were on guard patrol.
Dariane: (his presence is really strong, is he back to life or something? What is going on?)
Tasuki: who is this guy?
Guard: here he comes!

And then Bankotsu effortlessly kills the solder and laughs at this. And then he puts his sword down and takes out a grenade.

Bankotsu: start talking or you’ll all die, where is Dariane?
Dariane: you are looking at her, what do you want?
Bankotsu: so there is the little bitch. Now that I have found you, prepare to die!!!!!!!!
Dariane: you’re breaking my heart, what’s gotten into you.
Jakotsu: stand back Dariane! He’s not his usual self. (That look in his eyes, they are not the look of pain, but he must be drugged)
Suikotsu: (evil form) you used to be our friend, but now I must kill you.
Bankotsu: you do that!

And then Bankotsu and Suikotsu fight. But then Bankotsu drops the grenade and the castle burns on fire. Jakotsu and Tasuki flee. And Dariane stands by and watches. She seems like she’s about to cry.

Dariane: (if you have to die Bankotsu, then so will I)

Suikotsu manages to gash Bankotsu’s chest and then he laughs.

Bankotsu: do you think I’m that kind of human now? If I am the way I was then I’d be dead by now. But I have eternal life now.
Suikotsu: not only did you break Dariane’s hopes, you broke her heart and crushed her soul. And you left her a scar in her heart that’ll never heal. She loved you since chapter 1 and this is how you repay her. You’ll pay.

And then Suikotsu hears a faint voice and it turns out to be Dariane.

Dariane: don’t hurt him, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suikotsu: we will meet again.

And then Bankotsu goes close to Dariane and tries to kill her but then Suikotsu gets her out of the fire. As soon as she is out Suikotsu watches the castle burn down in sadness. He meets up with Tasuki, Jakotsu, Keyoga and Sesshomaru.

Keyoga: for some reason he’s become so powerful I can’t lay my finger on it.
Jakotsu: he was once our friend and now he’s our enemy.
Suikotsu: he WAS our friend he IS our enemy.
Sesshomaru: you don’t sound very pleased.
Jakotsu: I wish he is on our side.
Dariane: it isn’t like him to do that.
Suikotsu: he’s gone back to his cold blooded killer self. He isn’t himself anymore.

So meanwhile at the burned castle Bankotsu is lying under a pile of burned rubble and then he gets back up and looks frustrated.

Bankotsu: GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Good thing only my feet are burned)

And then Naraku shows up and stands in front of Bankotsu.

Naraku: poor you. You’ve been burned along with the castle. How sad.
Bankotsu: yeah considering I almost had them.
Naraku: what a good thing you have eternal life or you’d be just rubble by now.
Bankotsu: I know. It’s Dariane that is my main problem. She keeps on bugging me.
Naraku: (he is doing a good job, but I can’t kill him.) Bankotsu take the shikon jewel and use it to kill Dariane. And then give it back to me once you are finished with the jewel.
Bankotsu: I am already powerful enough? Why would I need it?
Naraku: it will double your power and you will live forever for sure.
Bankotsu: I agree.

And then meanwhile Keyoga, Sesshomaru and Suikotsu are recovering from their wounds. Dariane looks a little sad.

Dariane: (it’s not like him; he’d never do that for as long as I’m concerned.)

And then Rin, Sakura, Miroku, Sango and Inuyasha show up.

Rin: hie Dariane!
Sakura: are you going to talk or what?
Keyoga: hey guys!
Sango: is Dariane okay? She seems a little down.
Keyoga: she’s fine. So what brings you guys here?
Miroku: I heard Bankotsu has betrayed us. Is it true?
Sesshomaru: it is true. He supposedly died, came back to life and now he is more powerful then ever.
Inuyasha: I’ll kill him with my Tetseiga and put his guts in a bowl and then……………….

Dariane then walks up to Inuyasha and slaps him across the face.

Dariane: I can’t believe you’d say that!
Keyoga: Dariane, that was uncalled for!
Inuyasha: ouch women these days.
Rin: why is everyone so grouchy today?

And then Bankotsu is standing on a cliff looking at Inuyasha and company.

Dariane: his presence is near again.
Inuyasha: and Bankotsu doesn’t have the scent of graveyard soil and corpses anymore.
Dariane: (just please don’t kill him)
Keyoga: be careful Inuyasha.
Sesshomaru: I’ll help you Inuyasha.
Keyoga: be careful guys.
Sesshomaru: we will.

And then the brothers run off and Dariane sighs and sits down on a rock with her face in her hands.

Keyoga: you seem to find a problem with Sesshomaru and Inuyasha killing Bankotsu. Is he the father?
Dariane: ……………………. (Nods a yes)
Rin: you’re pregnant?

And meanwhile Sesshomaru fights Bankotsu and Inuyasha helps Sesshomaru out.

Sesshomaru: you’re a lot more powerful.
Inuyasha: a lot more then last time.
Bankotsu: heh, you guys are so pathetic.
Sesshomaru: we’re at least not human.
Bankotsu: you underestimate my power now.

And then Bankotsu uses a thunder punch and Inuyasha gets hurt so bad he faints.
And Sesshomaru helps out by changing into his dog form.

Bankotsu: ha that’s old school.

And meanwhile Dariane watches from a distance. Rin stands by her side and watches as well.

Rin: how come you’re not burned?
Dariane: I have no clue.
Miroku: it is because you are carrying a child soon to be the chosen one. A half Yoko still unborn may create some kind of barrier to protect its mother from any bodily damage.
Rin: that’s unusual for an unborn baby to be able to protect its mother.
Miroku: very unusual.
Dariane: (what is the chosen one? I know I’m the chosen one’s mother but what does that mean?)

And Sesshomaru takes out his Tokijin and gets Bankotsu in the chest, but it only left a tiny little scratch. Bankotsu takes out his Banryuu and then cut’s Sesshomaru’s arm. Sesshomaru seems to be pissed.

Sesshomaru: how did you become this way? I thought you soften up a bit.
Keyoga: I am not going to stand by and watch; I’ll kill you Bankotsu.
Sango: if you do that you’ll kill Dariane as well when she gets to the time of labor.
Keyoga: never mind, it’ll be fun to watch Bankotsu die!!!!!!!
Rin: I don’t think Dariane would enjoy that.
Dariane: (so long Bankotsu)
Miroku: Keyoga if you try to kill Bankotsu then he can just as easily kill you.
Keyoga: very well then.
Dariane: (I can’t watch) (she shuts her eyes)
Sango: it’s okay.

So then Sesshomaru is cornered towards a cliff and he’s about to fall off. Bankotsu manages to pull off Sesshomaru’s Tokijin and throws it aside.

Bankotsu: what now Sesshomaru, you lost your balance?
Sesshomaru: I will return! Heh.

And then Sesshomaru falls off and Bankotsu turns around to face the others.

Bankotsu: who’s next?
Keyoga: I am.
Bankotsu: you’re not worth fighting.

And then Bankotsu walks away and Keyoga looks very frustrated. Then Sesshomaru flies back up and stand beside Keyoga.

Keyoga: NOT WORTH FIGHTING????? I’LL SHOW YOU BANKOTSU!!!!!!!!!!!
Sesshomaru: calm down Keyoga.
Dariane: (I can’t believe that Bankotsu would think of such things.)

So then meanwhile Kagura and Kanna sit on a tree and stare at Dariane.

Kagura: (is that Dariane, the woman carrying the offspring that will have the power to defeat Naraku and Kazuma? I may as well protect her.)
Kanna: Kagura, who is she?
Kagura: our key to freedom.
Kanna: do you know anything about the chosen one?
Kagura: the chosen one is the one who can save us from Naraku. The chosen one is only a half Yoko but is more powerful then a normal demon.
Kanna: I see, Bankotsu is returning to lord Kazuma.

In Kanna’s mirror we see Bankotsu walk in a Chinese palace with a mad look on his face.
And he goes up to Kazuma.

Bankotsu: that no good son of a damn bitch Sesshomaru keeps on getting in my way.
Kazuma: it’s okay Bankotsu. I understand how you feel. If you don’t know yet, I love you Bankotsu.
Bankotsu: I will try harder to kill them okay?
Kazuma: there is seven months remaining. We should summon Gyro now that I have the oracle of the four gods. Come to mount Shouryu with me.
Bankotsu: I will go anywhere necessary to summon Gyro, even in a volcano.
Kazuma: perfect.

So then they leave the palace and go to a shrine guarded by some ferocious looking dogs but then Bankotsu effortlessly kills them all.

Bankotsu: that takes care of that.
Kazuma: good job boy. Now we can get inside.

They walk inside the castle and then there Kazuma draws out a circle around him and then take out a scroll and reads it out loud. He is also holding a black orb.

Kazuma: “Black orb, bring forth the most feared beast, Gyro, I wish for great power and strength, Gyro show yourself and make my dream come true.” I think he said that.
Suikotsu: he didn’t say that, he said “five orbs, one red, one blue, one green, one purple and one black. I have brought the black orb, which belongs to Gyro. Gyro make me the most feared man on earth, (evil laugh) and give me great power over humans.”
Bankotsu: (something about Dariane bugs me. She just seems so familiar)

And then a giant basilisk appears out of the summoning circle and stares at Kazuma.

Gyro: YOU ARE MY SUMMONER; YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR POWER AS I HAVE PROMISED YOU.
Kazuma: thank you.
Gyro: BUT IN ONE CONDITION, YOU MUST KILL THE CHOSEN ONE.
Bankotsu: (for some reason I don’t want to kill the chosen one.)
Gyro: WHAT IS THE TROUBLE BANKOTSU-KUN? ARE YOU AFRAID OF HURTING HER? THE ONE YOU ONCE LOVED?
Bankotsu: that’s fool’s talk, love? What love?
Kazuma: I will do as you say Gyro.
Gyro: you will need my power to kill the chosen one.
Bankotsu: (I will kill you if it kills me Dariane)
Kazuma: (he’s completely forgotten her.

End of chapter 6



Now Bankotsu is evil again like he was before. He is actually worse then before.

this is gonna take readers a long time to catch up......

shes PREGNANT?...oh god

Chapter 7 where my heart is.

Dariane is staring at the stars and looks quite sad at the same time.

Dariane: (what’s gotten into you Bankotsu? I don’t really know you anymore.)

And then Keyoga comes and sits beside Dariane and looks at her.

Keyoga: I see how sad you are.
Dariane: no will ever understand how I feel.
Keyoga: is Bankotsu the child’s father?
Dariane:………………………….
Keyoga: I’ll take that as a yes.
Dariane: this is like what mom said to me “if you choose a guy you like, but later he betrays your love f