Title: Animania
Description: a bunch of bishis live in the house!
Saku-Tatsuya - June 9, 2006 10:43 PM (GMT)
Chappy 1
*One morning Haru Sohma is about to eat his muffin until Ed Elric steals it.*
Haru: HEY THAT WASN'T COOL MAN!
Ed: So?
Haru: you're gonna die!
Ed: oh this I've got to see! ^_^
*Haru is about to punch Ed until Gary Oak walks in and stops them with a Nidoking*
Gary: NIDOKING EARTHQUAKE!
*the room wobbles for ten seconds and the two boys stop fighting*
Gary: must this happen every moring?
Ed: it seems like it!
Haru: >_>
*Neji walks in and then notices the kitchen wrecked*
Neji: what happened here?
Gary: those two bakas were fighting in here for a muffin.
Neji: -_- I'm not surprised.
Ed: what's that supposed to mean? I know Haru is a BAKA but I'm not!
Neji: shut up shorty!
Ed: I'm not short! :chidoriMad:
Haru: :chidoriMad: :chidoriMad:
*Bankotsu walks in*
Bankotsu: yo wuz up hommies? *takes muffin from Ed and eats it*
Ed: :pooho: that was mine!
Haru: :cryriver: it was mine first!
end of chappy 1
inuyashamagic - June 9, 2006 10:49 PM (GMT)
Cool! hope you update soon!
Saku-Tatsuya - June 9, 2006 10:56 PM (GMT)
Chappy 2
*Neji watches Haru and Ed cry over the muffin*
Neji: idiots! -_-
Bankotsu: whoa those two are whack! *smacks both of their backs* Cheer up gangsta!
Gary: Bankotsu you're speaking funny! what's up with that?
Bankotsu: ppft why do you care?
Ed: -__- I can't believe I lost my muffin!
Neji: oh shut up about the muffin!
Bankotsu: and why am I living in a house full of other men?
Neji: because Bandai said so! They wanted to experiment us!
Ed: HEY I MAYBE TALL......
Haru: short!
Ed: shut up Haru, I maybe tall but I still have a brain!
Neji: wow that was random! >_>
*Duo Maxwell walks in and then takes the last muffin*
Duo: wow there goes the last muffin!
Haru+Ed: :P
Neji: ROFL OMG YOU TWO ARE BAKAS FOR SURE!
Duo: I've never seen Neji laugh this way, the last time I saw him laugh was when he was coming up with ways to kill me!
Bankotsu: wow you sure do know how to brush your hair *sarcasticly*
Duo: zzzzzzzzzzzzz
end of chappy 2
dark yinandyang17 - June 9, 2006 11:09 PM (GMT)
this is halirious but y is it all guys? i think it would be more interesting if thier were girls too
Saku-Tatsuya - June 9, 2006 11:11 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dark yinandyang17 @ Jun 9 2006, 07:09 PM) |
| this is halirious but y is it all guys? i think it would be more interesting if thier were girls too |
It's kinda my idea, I just wanted to write something about how long these guys can live without girls.
dark yinandyang17 - June 9, 2006 11:14 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Saku-Tatsuya @ Jun 9 2006, 06:11 PM) |
| QUOTE (dark yinandyang17 @ Jun 9 2006, 07:09 PM) | | this is halirious but y is it all guys? i think it would be more interesting if thier were girls too |
It's kinda my idea, I just wanted to write something about how long these guys can live without girls.
|
for some reason i dont think that will be to long but i could be wrong
inuyashamagic - June 9, 2006 11:18 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Saku-Tatsuya @ Jun 9 2006, 06:11 PM) |
| QUOTE (dark yinandyang17 @ Jun 9 2006, 07:09 PM) | | this is halirious but y is it all guys? i think it would be more interesting if thier were girls too |
It's kinda my idea, I just wanted to write something about how long these guys can live without girls.
|
Yeah i don't think that'd be to long either. it would be cool if they had the girls living without guys too.
dark yinandyang17 - June 9, 2006 11:25 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (inuyashamagic @ Jun 9 2006, 06:18 PM) |
| QUOTE (Saku-Tatsuya @ Jun 9 2006, 06:11 PM) | | QUOTE (dark yinandyang17 @ Jun 9 2006, 07:09 PM) | | this is halirious but y is it all guys? i think it would be more interesting if thier were girls too |
It's kinda my idea, I just wanted to write something about how long these guys can live without girls.
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Yeah i don't think that'd be to long either. it would be cool if they had the girls living without guys too.
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i couldnt live with all girls id go crazy in a hour all girls will have is drama & cat fights
in all honesty id choose death over liveing with a bunch of girls
hopefully i didnt offend u guys cause im a girl too
Saku-Tatsuya - June 9, 2006 11:25 PM (GMT)
Chappy 3
*Jakotsu walks in dressed as a guy*
Neji: what happened to you Jakotsu?
Jakotsu: BANKOTSU MADE ME!
Haru: made you what?
Jakotsu: made me dress as a male!
Bankotsu: you'll have to learn to be staright!
Jakotsu: :inlove: oooooh who's that hot guy? *points to Neji*
Neji: :sweatrun:
Jakotsu: get back here Neji! *chases after Neji*
Neji: STAY AWAY FROM ME FREAK!!!!
Jakotsu: *glomps Neji*
Bankotsu: Jakotsu do I have to teach you to be a man? *helps Neji out*
Jakotsu: MY NEJI!
Bankotsu: (thinking) this is one of those times I wish Saku could help me!
Neji: *sturggles* you freak let me go or I'll mess your face up more then it already is!
Jakotsu: *glomps harder* you little cutie!
Ed: ummmmm G2G :sweatrun:
Bankotsu: *still trying to get Neji out* *pulls Neji's hair*
Neji: OWWWWWWWWWW
Bankotsu: *gets Neji out of Jakotsu's grasp*
Jakotsu: ooooooh Haru is hot too! :inlove: *glomps Jakotsu*
Haru: UGH LET ME GO FREAK!
end of chappy 3
dark yinandyang17 - June 9, 2006 11:47 PM (GMT)
hehe i wish there were girls in this sounds lik the guys need there help
o and Kayla wishes Suikotsu was there :crazybunny10:
Saku-Tatsuya - June 10, 2006 12:37 AM (GMT)
(Suikotsu will show up soon, don't worry Kayla)
Chappy 4
Neji: I swear Jakotsu is worse then Naruto!
*Naruto shows up out of nowhere*
Naruto: HEY!
Bankotsu: -_- well then Jakotsu you can't just go up to Neji and hug him, he doesn't like it!
Jakotsu: :pinkusagi08: but Neji's sexy!
Neji: :P
Ed: you are weird!
Haru: like really!
Ed: shut up Haru!
Haru: -___-
Naruto: why aren't there any girls here?
Neji: because we're supposed to live without them for a year dumbass!
Hintana: *shows up and smacks Neji* no talking to my Naruto that way!
Bankotsu: hey get out of here this a boys dormroom! no girls allowed!
Hintana: *leaves*
Neji: that was random! >_> stupid sister!
Naruto: I'm not her Naruto......... :...:
Gary: Naruto and Neji sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g!
Neji: EWWWWWWWWW you freak!
Gary: I was kidding, man do you call eveyone a freak?
Neji: everyone here yes! Because you all act so weird!
Bankotsu: and look who's talking!
end of chappy 4
dark yinandyang17 - June 10, 2006 01:02 AM (GMT)
:blue20: they realy need girls there :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:
o and Neji and Hintana r cousins not bro & sis
Saku-Tatsuya - June 10, 2006 01:34 AM (GMT)
chappy 5
Neji: soooo who's gonna crossdress besides Jakotsu?
Naruto: I ain't doing it!
Bankotsu: not me!
Jakotsu: sigh............
Ed: no way!
Gary: nuh
Haru: I'M NO GOING TO WRECK MY MANHOOD! *glares at Neji*
Everyone else: *looks at Neji*
Neji: what?
Bankotsu: why don't you dress as a pretty lady since you made the suggestion!
Naruto: yeah Neji! Oh wait make Sasuke cross dress too!
*Sakura walks in and punches Naruto*
Sakura: :chidoriMad: NO MESSING SASUKE UP!
Naruto: owwwwwww
Bankotsu: get out of here!
Jakotsu: *takes out sword* or else.............
Sakura: EEEEK *runs out of room*
Neji: can't the girls read? "no girls allowed" sign is on the door!
Jakotsu: I hate women.....
Bankotsu: trust me after this year you'll love everything about women.
Jakotsu: NEVER!
end of chappy 5
dark yinandyang17 - June 10, 2006 01:48 AM (GMT)
they're gonna try and make Jakotsu straight im not gonna miss that for anything :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:
Saku-Tatsuya - June 10, 2006 01:54 AM (GMT)
chappy 6
Bankotsu: you'll never know Jakotsu! -_-
Jakotsu: >=( I'll never love women no matter what!
Neji: sure thing Jakotsu!
Haru: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: Jakotsu you'll be staright eventually!
Ed: yup!
Jakotsu: oh Ed :inlove:
Ed: 0_0 stay away from me.........
Gary: 0_0 don't come near us!
Neji: no hugging me again!
Jakotsu: this place is full of sexy men!
Bankotsu: 0_0 stay away from us, from now on you'll clean and work for us and follow our commands!
Jakotsu: okay! :inlove:
Bankotsu: now then.....-_- Jakotsu go make us a decent lunch!
Jakotsu: okay!
Neji: I want a chicken BLT! *drool* yum!
Haru: ceaser salad!
Naruto: RAMEN!
Bankotsu: same thing as whatever Neji is having!
Gary: something good! like a burger!
Jakotsu: :snowman02: whoa hold your horses!
end of chappy 6
dark yinandyang17 - June 10, 2006 01:59 AM (GMT)
now Jakotsus a maid :blue20:
i have a good idea for this fic but u probably already kno wat ur gonna put so u dont need it
Saku-Tatsuya - June 10, 2006 02:06 AM (GMT)
chapy 7
*After lunch everyone seems satisfied but not satisfied enough*
Neji: oh Jakotsu!
Jakotsu: *walks in with maid uniform* yes Neji?
Neji: clean my room!
Jakotsu: okay!
*after cleaning Neji's room Naruto calls Jakotsu*
Jakotsu: yes?
Naruto: scratch my back for me! ^^
Jakotsu: okay :...:
*after scartching Naruto's back*
Bankotsu: oh Jakotsu!
Jakotsu: yes Bankotsu?
Bankotsu: clean my kitten's littler box!
Jakotsu: okay!
*after cleaning the kitten's litter box*
Haru: oh Jakotsu!
Jakotsu: what?
Haru: gimme a hug!
Jakotsu: OKAY! ^^ *hugs Haru*
Gary: oh Jakotsu!
Jakotsu: yes?
Gary: feed my pokemon!
*that night*
Jakotsu: I can finally rest now!
end of chappy 7
dark yinandyang17 - June 10, 2006 02:11 AM (GMT)
holy shit he realy is a maid :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:
Saku-Tatsuya - June 10, 2006 02:14 AM (GMT)
chappy 7-continued
Disclaimer: be sure to thank dark yinandyang17 for helping me out or you wouldn't get an update.
*a week later*
*a in a suit guy (Sora) walks in only to see drunk Bankotsu and Neji making out*
Sora: :P
Neji: oh I love you Ino!
Bankotsu: oh I love you too Saku! *kisses Neji again*
*Naruto comes downdstairs and sees this*
Naruto: OMFG! NEJIXBANKOTSU?????? :blue20: :blue20:
Sora: *clears throat* you have a new room mate! His name is Amu and he'll be staying with you guys!
Naruto: *still laughing*
Sora: I'll be leaving! -_- *leaves*
Amu: so this is the dormroom for the year?
Haru: *comes downstaris* who's the new kid- :P BANKOTSU......NEJI????????
Naruto: ROFL ISN'T IT FUNNY?
Haru: :sweatrun:
Jakotsu: :0_0: Bankotsu! NEJI!
end of chappy 7
dark yinandyang17 - June 10, 2006 02:17 AM (GMT)
*blushes*it was nothing sorta
:blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: Bankotsu X Neji :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:
Saku-Tatsuya - June 10, 2006 02:22 AM (GMT)
chappy 8 (at last)
*next morning*
Bankotsu: *yawn* what a night! *looks beside him* :0_0: NEJI?????
Neji: *wakes up* :0_0: Bankotsu! OMFG!
Bankotsu: get out of my room!
Neji: put something on!
Bankotsu: you first!
Neji: fine!
*a few minutes later a breakfest*
Jakotsu: so you two are back to normal.
Bankotsu: Jakotsu!
Jakotsu: yes!
Bankotsu: bring a female here!
Haru: you know the rules, no females!
Bankotsu: but my manhood is ruined!
Neji: same here! After this year I'm gonna f**k Sakura!
Bankotsu: I'm gonna f**k Saku Tatsuya!
Gary: HEY NO SWEARING!
Amu: ....................
end of chappy 8 for now!
dark yinandyang17 - June 10, 2006 02:28 AM (GMT)
:blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: there all talkin about screwing girls and Amu is just sitting there :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:
Saku-Tatsuya - June 10, 2006 02:34 AM (GMT)
chappy 8
Neji: -_- I need girls!
Bankotsu: ..............need.........drugs!
Naruto: drugs are bad!
Bankotsu: I KNOW!
Ed: :creepysmile: I heard you and Neji got busy!
Neji: *throws boot at Ed* shut up shorty!
Ed: owwwwwwww :cryriver:
Haru: ^^ that was funny! I mean I could hear you and Bankotsu from my room last night!
Bankotsu: and I thought it was Saku-sama!
Neji: and here I thought it was Sakura!
Amu: :0_0: stop talking about f**king eachotha already!
Haru: it would be appreciated!
Bankotsu: okay okay!
Gary: besides those kinds of topic are inappropriate for Amu, if you wanna talk about that stuff trhen go to IJ fourem, go to candyland and start that kind of topic!
Bankotsu: ummmmm no thanks!
Neji: :0_0:
Haru: I'll post it in candyland!
end of chappy 8
dark yinandyang17 - June 10, 2006 02:42 AM (GMT)
:blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :narutolol: :narutolol: :narutolol: :narutolol: :narutolol: u put the IJ in it :narutolol: :narutolol: :narutolol: :narutolol: :narutolol: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:
Saku-Tatsuya - June 10, 2006 06:30 PM (GMT)
chappy 9, Amu is found out dun dun dun!
Bankotsu: I can't wait for this year to be over!
Neji: same here!
Ed: Suikotsu is lucky that he gets to be in the girls dormroom for a year because Bandai let him!
Haru: that should have been me! TT_TT
Bankotsu: they should have chosen me!
Neji: I wish that was me right now!
Amu: uh yeah I want to be in there too! >_<
Jakotsu: I'm lucky to be here!
Bankotsu: Jakotsu go get us some dirty magzines!
Jakotsu: dirty magazine coming right up! ^^ *comes back with one*
Bankotsu: :inlove: wow girls shirtless! *drool*
Neji: :inlove: that one looks like Sakura!
Bankotsu: *hiss* my magazine!
Neji: grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*meanwhile*
Ed: AMU IS A-
Haru: IS A GIRL!
Amu: you didn't need to peek!
end of chappy 9
dark yinandyang17 - June 10, 2006 06:49 PM (GMT)
OMG OMFG they found out Amu is a girl :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:
Saku-Tatsuya - July 21, 2006 04:20 PM (GMT)
Chapter 10, more Yaoi!
*Bankotsu keeps himself away from Neji*
Neji: are you still paranoid?
Bankotsu: yes very paranoid.
Jakotsu: *disturbed*
Bankotsu: are you still disturbed Jakotsu?
Gary: he is.....
Naruto: that was funny Bankotsu!
Amu: do you guys forgive me?
Ed: just continue crossdressing so you won't be found out anymore.
Amu: okay! ^^
Haru: alright now since that is settled..... where's Suikotsu these days?
Bankotsu: in girl's dormroom. <.<
*meanwhile*
*Girls surround Suikotsu ardoring him*
Suikotsu: hey I can service all of ya babes okay? ^^
Sakura: okay.
Kikyo: fine with us.
Yuya: alright then.
Sango: sure why not?
end of chapter 10.
dark lord - July 21, 2006 04:39 PM (GMT)
lucky Suikotsu being in the girls dorm 4 the year if it was me i'll be like YES!!!!!!!!!
Saku-Tatsuya - July 21, 2006 04:40 PM (GMT)
LOL I bet DL! :blue20: :blue20:
childsnapdragon - July 21, 2006 05:03 PM (GMT)
hahah LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blue20:
:blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:
:blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:
gaara1090 - July 22, 2006 03:00 AM (GMT)
:blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: This is so f*&#ed up funny write more!!!!!
yinandyang17 - July 22, 2006 08:11 PM (GMT)
Kayla: hehehehe *grabs Suikotsu and takes him to her room*
Suikotsu: :creepysmile:
Marie: where ish Renkotsu :daydream: :monkey:
BTW- :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: that was sooooooooooooooooooo funny: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:
Saku-Tatsuya - August 7, 2006 05:48 PM (GMT)
Chapter 11
Bankotsu: *singing* I drink beer because it's good, I drink beer because I should. If there's one song I should sing it would be, Let's go drink some........
Naruto: BEEEER BEEER BEEER BEEER BEEER
Bankotsu: *singing*When it's hot it tastes crappy, when it's cold I am happy. I drink when I'm sad because I'd get all fad.
Naruto: BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD! BEEER BEEER BEER BEER!
*Neji is watching*
Neji: idiots!
Jakotsu: OH NEJI!
Neji: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
Jakotsu: *chases Neji around*
Neji: :0_0: back away girly man; I mean it!
Jakotsu: awwww but you're hot!
*Meanwhile*
Suikotsu: *surrounded by women* *singing* I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, oh so sexy it hurts.
End of chapter 11
childsnapdragon - August 7, 2006 06:55 PM (GMT)
hahaha! lmao! lol! :rofl: :blue20: :cutelaugh: :hilarious:
gaara1090 - August 7, 2006 10:21 PM (GMT)
:blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: OMFG!!!! Write more it's killing me how funny th is!!!!!!
childsnapdragon - August 7, 2006 11:48 PM (GMT)
come people let's get drunk and all that crap! :newyear: :angelstar22:
*2 seconds later*
me:THE ROOF THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!
SAKU:0.o you drunk too much!
me:oh yea how much did I drink?
saku:100! :0_0:
me:my head hurts! @_______@
gaara1090 - August 8, 2006 12:00 AM (GMT)
Yeah!!! Go drunknes!!!
Me: *steal beer from childsnapdragon* hehehe, mine!!!
Dragon: :pinkusagi08: that was mine....
Me: *gets drunk* so this is what it's like to be drunk... cool... *passes out*
BTW- UPDATE!!!!!!!!!
yinandyang17 - August 8, 2006 01:07 AM (GMT)
Me: *takes Suikotsu into a dark room*
Marie: *takes everyones beer and drinks it all**is drunk* WEEEED FIRE!!!!!!!!!! *gets weeds and lights them on fire*
Bankotsu the deadly mercenary - August 8, 2006 02:23 AM (GMT)
Me: O.O
Suikotsu: I like beer because it is good, I drink beer because I should!
dark yinandyang17 - August 8, 2006 02:59 AM (GMT)
Me: ok...........................
Marie: *continues brning weeds*