Title: Witch hunter Robin vs Kagome Higurashi
Description: For Kagome haters!
Saku-Tatsuya - June 16, 2006 01:16 AM (GMT)
Note: I don't remember everything from with hunter robin but I'll try to remember as much as I could! And I made this for a friend!
Chapter 1 DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*Robin and her fellow witch hunters are all in Tokyo city drinking coffee*
Robin: what a beautiful day!
Amon: -_- yeah okay....
Robin: I wonder.......
Amon: what?
Robin: I wonder if we could ever time travle!
Micheal: well I've heard of this witch that jumped into a well and ends up using her powers.
Dojema: oh my.........
Amon: what?
Dojema: we should go find this well!
Robin: well let's get to it!
*The group goes to the Higurashi shrine and go to the feudal era*
Amon: where is this witch?
Robin: *looks around*
*Kagome shows up*
Kagome: OH NO! YOU GUYS!
Amon: *sticks up gun*
Robin: I'll fight Kagome!
Kagome: Amon is hot... :inlove:
Robin: :chidoriMad:
end of chappy 1
kikandinu4ever - June 16, 2006 01:20 AM (GMT)
Uh oh i smell troble.
Please update.
Saku-Tatsuya - June 16, 2006 01:25 AM (GMT)
Chapter 2
*Robin uses her witch powers and then Inuyasha comes in*
Inuyasha: HEY WHAT'S GOING ON?
Amon: stay away mutt! *points gun at Kagome*
Kagome: *shoots arrow towards Amon*
Amon: so this witch uses arrows eh?
Kagome: dammit! >_< I missed!
Amon: your witch powers are useless! I'm a seed!
Robin: *uses fire*
Kagome: *dodges fire* you're a demon!
Robin: grrrrrr never go near my Amon!
Kagome: oooooh I'm sooooo scared!
Robin: grrrrrrrrr
Inuyasha:" DIE!!!!!!!!
Amon: *shoots Inuyasha*
end of chappy 2
kikandinu4ever - June 16, 2006 01:27 AM (GMT)
LOL this is a funny fic update more please.
Saku-Tatsuya - June 16, 2006 01:39 AM (GMT)
Chapter 3
Inuyasha: what the hell is in this bullet?
Amon: Anti witch powder, but it seems to have taken effect on demons as well!
Inuyasha: *dies*
Kagome: 0.0 INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robin: *sets Kagome's skirt on fire*
Kagome: EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!! THAT'S IT! YOU'LL PAY LATER!!!!!!! *runs away*
Robin: awww dammit! >_<
Amon: we'll kill her later!
*Shichinentai show up*
Robin: who are you guys?
Bankotsu: found you guys! We're the Shichinentai, that b*tch Kagome had joined forces with Naraku and........
Dogiema: :inlove:
Suikotsu: and she almost annoyed us to death trying to join forces with us!
Jakotsu: who wouldn't be!
Micheal: so you guys are...
Bankotsu: I'm the leader Bankotsu....
Renkotsu: second in command Renkotsu......
Jakotsu: I'm Jakotsu!
Suikotsu: Suikotsu in the house!
Ginkotsu: geeeeeeeesh!
Mukotsu: that's Ginkotsu, my name is Mukotsu!
Kyokotsu: Kyokotsu is me!
Robin: nice to meet you all!
end of chappy 3
kikandinu4ever - June 16, 2006 01:44 AM (GMT)
Noooooo inu is dead! oh well hehe that was funny when genkotsu was like geeeeeesh thats like all he ever says on the show.
Saku-Tatsuya - June 16, 2006 02:09 AM (GMT)
Chapter 4
*Sesshomaru and Kikyo show up*
Bankotsu: oh it's Kikyo again!
Robin: hie Kikyo!
Dogeima: :inlove: whose the gorgous guy?
Sesshomaru: I'm Lord Sesshomaru and this is my wife, Kikyo!
Kikyo: hie........
Amon: do you know where Kagome is?
Sesshomaru: oh she's over there! *points to Kagome and Naraku*
Robin: *burns Naraku*
Kagome: you b*tch! Hie Sesshomaru! :mint40:
Sesshomaru: -_-
Bankotsu: DIE KAGOME!
Amon: *shoots Kagome*
Kagome: *flees*
Robin: aww man!
Dogeima: Kikyo are you PG?
Kikyo: yup! ^^
Bankotsu: that's just scary.......................
Kikyo: shut up!
end of chapter 4
kikandinu4ever - June 16, 2006 02:30 AM (GMT)
Saku-Tatsuya - June 16, 2006 02:47 AM (GMT)
chapter 5
*that night Kagome kidnaps Sesshomaru*
*next morning*
Kikyo: WHERE'S MY LORD???????
Amon: I don't know!
Robin: I'll go look! *goes off looking*
*meanwhile*
Sesshomaru: *wakes up* where am I? *tied up* awww come on?
*Kagome walks in*
Kagome: hello Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: what do you want?
Kagome: nothing more then to have you.
Sesshomaru: >=(
end of chappy 5
Saku-Tatsuya - June 17, 2006 05:54 PM (GMT)
Chapter 5- continued
Kagome: Sesshomaru you will be mine!
Sesshomaru: KIKYO IS MINE FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!
Kagome: I'll go kill her now! ^^
Sesshomaru: you b*tch!
Naraku: ^^ good job Kagome!
Hakudoshi: -_-
Kagura: I've seen better!
Naraku: *glares at Kagura*
Kagura: >.> SPAZ!
*meanwhile*
Amon: *taking to Bankotsu* and this is what we use to kill witches! ^^
Bankotsu: *holds gun and examines it* cool *hands gun to Amon*
Amon: are you a seed?
Bankotsu: what's a seed?
Amon: a witch with unawoken powers! ^^
Bankotsu: I don't think so........
Robin: I wanna kill that Kagome so badly!
Dogeima: it's because she hit on Amon right?
Robin: shut up!
Micheal: it is!
Robin: you better be quiet!
Kikyo: :pooho: where's my Sesshomaru?
Rin: OMG SESSHY ISN'T HERE!
Jaken: sigh!
end of chapter 5
Saku-Tatsuya - June 18, 2006 01:28 AM (GMT)
hope you Kagome haters have enjoyed this! ^^
Saku-Tatsuya - June 18, 2006 07:45 PM (GMT)
Chapter 6
Kikyo: *goes looking for Sesshomaru*
Bankotsu: *yells so loud half the world could hear him clearly* SESSHOMARU GET YOUR @$$ BACK HERE NOW! I MEAN IT NOW!
Robin: *covers ears* don't yell so loud!
*meanwhile at Naraku's castle*
Naraku: hmmmm what was that sound?
Sesshomaru: that sounds like Bankotsu! ^^
Naraku: nonsense the shichinentai have died. I'm sure of it!
Kagome: yeah I saw them die! *evil laughter*
Naraku: you need to work on your evil laugh!
Kagome: TT_TT true that!
Naraku: now then let's see what we'll do to Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: BAKA!
Kagome: *evil laughter*
Naraku: Kagome go work on your evil laughter somewhere else!
Kagome: okay! *evil laughter*
Naraku: I MEAN NOW!
*meanwhile*
Robin: what is this castle?
Bankotsu: it's Naraku's castle! THAT B@STARD STOLE MY SHARD AND NOW HE'S GONNA PAY!!!!!
Kikyo: *falls over* damn it get Sesshomaru now!
Robin: why?
Kikyo: just go get him!
Amon: right away!
end of chapter 6
kikandinu4ever - June 18, 2006 07:48 PM (GMT)
That was funny! Update soon!