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" ewwww leeks! why are you feeding me leeks?!?!" yelled kyo the cat at yuki sohma who tied him to a chair with the psycho straps. " because youre stupid thats why" said yuki in his calm monotone voice. " AAAHHHH!!" yelled kyo as he stood up with the chair and hit yuki with it. " you dumbass!" he said before he ran up on top of the roof. " cant get me now huh?!?!?" he said, just before falling off the roof and into a dark tunnel down below. " shit!" he got the chair off but there was still a chair pole up his ass. "where am i?"he wondered as he walked and saw villagers walking in kimono's and a monk trying to get a girl. " sooo " said the monk, " you wanna bear my children?..." he asked. The lady looked at him like what the fuck?! AND JUST SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND WALKED AWAY. " BUT HEY WHAT ABOUT OUR CHILDREN OUR FUTURE ONES?" he said crying as the lady walked away. :pinkusagi08: Kyo wondered why a monk talkin about screwing a lady instead of praying. Anyways he shifted his gaze to the hugest boomerang ever and then to the owner... a girl. he walked over to her and said " hi my name is kyo sohma" he said tapping her on her shoulder. she turned around and was about to strike him but then saw he wasnt a demon. " oh sorry, im sango" she said politely bowing her head softly. Then miroku came over to them and got next to kyos face. " GET AWAY FROM MY WOMAN!!!!" he told him. " Get the fuck off my back!" he said, "BESIDES WERENT YOU WITH A WOMAN TWO SECONDS AGO ASKING HER TO BEAR YOUR CHILDREN?!?!!?" he yelled ready to punch miroku in the face.Sango looked at miroku with anger. " Y-YOU WHAT?!?! :0_0: " EHH.. I LOVE YOU?..." he said unsure of the reaction. " MIROKU.... YOU... ARE .. SOOOO UNBELIVEABLE!!!!!" said sango before running off. kyo looked at her and chased her but not before socking miroku in the balls and yelling fuck you. " umm hey sango wait" he said coming after her. He turned her around and
when he did , she was crying. she took a vile of something out and drunk it. " you want some?..." she asked. " ummm sure... " he said and drunk it. moments later he found themselves drunk and out of it. " hey ummm you, kyo's your name? say how do you feel about me?" said sango all drunk. " ehhh um youre pretty... " he replied." ehhh yeah i hate miroku, he's always with other girls and comes back sayin he loves me" she said lost in her thoughts. she starts giggling and moves toward kyo." kyo.. I...." she started to say but was interupted by a girl with a uniform that somehow looked like tohru's. " hey san... woah i better go!" she said blushing red and strong. " hahahahahahahaha" laughed the cat and the demon slayer. " umm.. hey do you know where i am?" he asked still drunk. " hm? im sleepy" said sango so drowzy she landed on kyo. " Oh my god! wait!!" too late. " what?!?! i didnt transform? :...: :0_0: " he yelled spazzing like a drunk ass on railroad tracks being chased by a hobo with a can of dimes. " hmm? kyo your hair is orange... how strangely beutiful.... my children deserve such hair... our children i mean..." he leaned towards her kiss her. mean while.... " omg!! inuyasha!! sango found someone better than muroku!!!" exclaimed kagome, in awe :0_0:
Inuyashsa looked around to see her almost knocking him over a ledge. "really how nice.."

finish later! :angelstar7:

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