Ok, look, I know many people might of made and Inu/FMA crossover thing, but hey, I am bored, in a funny mood...so...uh...yea. I did this a while ago on Quizilla...somehow lost the script (MSW) to it...so yeah...YAY NEW VERSION! (A/N...its gonna be weird so...ya!)



OOC WARNING

-don't own Inuyasha or FMA...-

-done in play format...sort of...-


-key-

"talking"

italics = (THIKING) / FLASHBACK

*motion* [motion]

~/~ new setting / new place ~/~




Era Transmutation

Chapter 1



-ED-

"Ok, Al, I think it is done!"

*places both hands on the floor board of some beach hut* [a new type of transmutation circle appears before their eyes on the floor board] *begins to stand*

-Al-

"Bu-bu-bu-but, ED! *sweats* Winry is looking for us! She'll be upset! *sweats some more* You don't want her to beat you up again with the wrench do you!?" (Personally, I think it is funny to watch you scream like a little girl...)

-Ed-

"Ha, like Winry will beat me up. I didn't do anything to her this time..."

-Al-

"Yeah you did...You told her that her cooking stinks..." *sigh*

-Ed-

0.o "Oh yeah..." *gulp* I kinda forgot about that..."

[the circle becomes brighter, almost like a new gate to a different world...]

*SMASH! CRACK! SCREAM!*

[Winry comes in through the front door with a table lodged above her head]

"Holy...Holy shit, Al! She's got a table!" *wide eyes that begin to twitch with huge anime sweat drop*

-Al-

"I can see that, brother!"

-Winry-

"Edward...you must die..."

[runs at Ed and Al with table, accidentally falling into the transmutation circle...]



-Ed-

*wakes up realizing that the table apparently landed flat on his head.*

"Damn it...where are we?"

*looks around to only see a mass Vass of trees, huts and long, deserted forests but doesn't see Winry nor Al*

"Alphonse! Winry!"

(Why in the hell am I bothering to call for Winry? She'll probably come out with a tree and being beating me to a pulp with it...)

-Al-

*stuck in some bush*

"Ed?! Ed help me!" *cries* "I am stuck in a bush! And it's evil!"

[Ed walks around to where he sees Al. Ed pulls his brother out of the bush only to land on his rump]

"Oh, thank you, Ed!" *hug...a massive hug* "But...I dunno where Winry is?"

[there was a scream in the distance, it sounded like a woman's voice...possibly Winry's]

"C'mon, Ed!" *squeezes tighter until Ed falls limp*

-Ed-

(Can't...breath...No more pop tarts for you...)

[Ed and Al continue to follow the trails of screams when they suddenly come across a man in a monk's robe screaming like a girl, afraid of Winry, who just happens to be waving a wrench out in the man's face]

-Man-

*continues to scream like a little girl*

-Ed, Al, Winry-

0.o o.0

-Al-

"Uh...Sir, are you O.K.?"

-Man-

"N-no! This psychotic woman is trying to kill me with a metal object!"

-Winry-

*begins to transmute evil death glares from her eyes to the man*

"WHAT!? This psychotic woman is beating you up because you went and rubbed my ass!!"

-Ed-

(Yea...she's insane...)

-Winry-

"I heard that, ED!"

-Ed-

>->

-Winry-

"You said that my cooking sucks raw eggs!"

-Ed-

"Well...It does!"

-Man-

"Nonsense," *beings to pat Winry's rump lightly* [Winry on the other hand is about to go insane and slap this man...and Ed...to death] "I think this woman would make a wonderful cook!"

-Winry-

"If YOU touch me again, I will kill you with my bare hands!"

-Man-

*backs away......slowly.....* [soon he bumps into another woman...]

"S-S-Sango?!"

-Sango-

"Miroku! You hentai monk!" *about to whack the monk in the head with a bone, shifted into a boomerang*

-Winry-

"Here!" *chucks a wrench to Sango who greatly caught it* "It might do more damage than that boomerang!"

lol this ficcy is so funny

lol,update again soon! :blue20:

hahahaha! update! :blue20:

Update that was halirious :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20: :blue20:

update A.S.A.P.

please update again...this is funny!!!!

update! or ed will die!!!!!!!!!!! :bear09:

ed:why me?

me:because your a shirmp!

ed:I AM NOT A SHIRMP!!!!!!!!!! >0<

me:shut up!

hit's ed on head with a bat!

a lil violent don't ya think?? after all...its not HIS fault he's so short.....

my favorite character from FMA is Mustang...he is SO KOOOL!!!

update again soon!!!!!!!

lol...

yea update please I like it

actully I like ed! :blue20:

that's why i pick him! :cactus25:

I like Alex Louis Armstrong

I will update this sometime next week or so

Armstrong likes to take his shirt off, glitter, and talk about his family history....i laugh at him all of the time...he's great!!

Ok Ichinichi...update when u can!!!

:cactus25:

part II!


-Ed-

"Al, where the hell are we?" -sigh- "So hungry..."

-Winry-

"Say, Ed, why don't you ask me where we are?"

-Ed-

*mumbles* "Because, you're a dumb blonde..."

-Al-

0.o

"Ed, be nice..."

-Ed-

"How about aaaaano. It's Wirny's fault we're in this dammed forest!"

-Winry-

"HOW IS IT MY FAULT?!"

-Al-

0.o

Yay a cat fight...only...Ed isn't a girl...

[While Winry and Ed are fighting, a man with red clothes on, has a huge sword in one hand and has cute puppy ears above his head, along with silver hair]

"Kitty?"

-Man with Puppy ears-

"Damn you, demon, stealing Kagome's Jewel Shards!"

-Al-

"Demon?" *looks around* "I am not a demon..."

-Man with Puppy ears-

"Just shut up and die!"

-Ed-

"Yo, fat man, quick picking on my brother!"

-Man with Puppy ears-

"Shut up you, shrimp!"

-Ed-

"What?!" *pushes Winry to the side, runs over to the man with puppy ears and slams his auto-mailed foot atop of the man's*

-Man with Puppy ears-

"OW YOU BITCH!!"

-Ed-

"Ya, ya, Ima bitch alright..."

-Winry-

*Runs over to Ed and beings to whisper* "He's refereing to you as a female-dog..."

-Ed-

*about to kill the man when a woman in a skimpy-looking green school-girl's outfit comes out of the bushes*

Damn... *drooling*

-Ed, Winry Al-

0.o <.< 0.o

-Girl in School outfit-

"InuYasha, sit boy!"

that was halarious!!!!! :blue20: update soon!!

:blue20: :blue20: update soon,that was so funny!!!

I'll get to it eventually

awww. so funny. once more ichinichi u make a funny fan fic, but this is awesome, my two favorite anime shows in one! :blue20: update

BISCITS

update or sesshoumaru and ed get it!

Ed and Sesshoumaru: why us!?
Andrea(me): because i want to hit my favorite characters off of inuyasha and fma in the head!?
Ed: thank you andrea
Sesshoumaru: yeah what he said

will this story ever be continued its funny

hehehehehehehehehe good update

Update, i say!!! Or i shall kill a certain shrimp....

Ichinichi, we have been waiting several months now.

Where is the update you promised us?

Sylt: *morphs into his dragon form* Please don't make me have to use my special attack on you, Ichinichi. :pinkusagi08: Please update.

yeah, come one. don't forget about this one. it has such good potential.

*ayton strife looks over* hmm the sound alchemist *ionizes gases into plasma bolts and fires them at jostanos*

WTH?! Sonic mentally exclaims as he barely dodges the blast.

Then the Sound Alchemist looks behind him and sees Ayton Strife and Shouts "FRELL! Now Haiyato sends you to off me here?! GEEZ! What is wrong with that guy?"

Without warning Jostanos Sonic unleashes a SONIC BOOM BARRAGE upon his assassin, Ayton Strife.

you should know hes wanted by the state *ayton takes all the gases from the air around the sonic boom and fires multiple plasma blasts at jostanos* sound can't travel through space, it needs smoe sort of gas too move
(this is revenge for what you did too my tank in kiraragals fic, and i'm not stopping him at all)

Ayton stops and leaves.
"This battle was pointless."

Shitake mushrooms Sonic exclaims mentally and creates a SHOCKWAVE semi-deflecting the plasma barrage that Anton sent towards him.

(The Sonic Booms are like Col. Guile's in Street Fighter 2, Haiyato. If they are in any way completely 'sound' then taking the air away from them may have had some effect.)

Blinding white light caused by the remaining explosion blocks the remaining view of the thrown back defeated State Alchemist.

Ayton waits outside, realising that he shouldn't drink liquor all the time.
"Note too self, lay off booze." He thinks.

I believe this fanfiction was abandoned...Left alone to die..-sniff-

But, as any Anime/manga viewer well knows, such a fall back could be a ruse to cause the opponant to be off guard. Like now *Evil grin*

(GOT YOU HAIYATO!, but only in this thread. otherwise there is a standing truce and the fighting between us is quits. ^__^)

SONIC BOOM BARRAGE!

Ayton is caught off guard and is hit by a few sonic booms. Those hits send him smashing into a building and making him unconsciencous.
"Holy crap." I exclaim while watching this. Aytons moans as he tries too recover.

(alright truce)