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JOSH They cost about a hundred and fifty bucks a week. DONNA Well, that's not totally off the charts. JOSH A police officer in Kenya makes forty-three dollars a month. |
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SAM Please, oh, please, let them not be watching. CUT TO:TOBY'S OFFICE JOSH Toby. Come quick! Sam's getting his ass kicked by a girl! TOBY Ginger, get the popcorn! |
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LEO The President likes smart people who disagree with him. He wants to hear from you. The President's asking you to serve. And everything else is crap. |
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C.J. That's not the only bargain in Pakistan, Toby. My girlfriends and I go for the spring fashions. TOBY It shows. |
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BARTLET: When they close the book on me and you, it will say that at this moment you were not there for me, and for that, obviously, there'll be some kind of punishment. CHARLIE Well, you could sing Puccini for me again, Mr. President. We'll call it even. |
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NIMBALA What are your annual sales of Fluconazole alone? A billion dollars. ALAN I don't understand your point, sir. TOBY I think President Nimbala's saying that there's more money in giving a white guy an erection than curing a black guy of AIDS. |
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AINSLEY She seems to be a very good secretary. LEO She'll be happy to hear that, she's standing right outside the door. He thumps his hand on the door. MARGARET [VO]Ow. |
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If it was 26 million Europeans dying, we'd have had a solution yesterday |
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AINSLEY Yes, sir. I've been thinking about that ever since your office called me on Tuesday, and I have something to say on my own behalf, if you'll permit me a moment to say it, and I understand if you won't, but I would really appreciate it if you did. LEO I... didn't really follow that, but whatever. AINSLEY I think that it is wrong for a man in your position to summon someone to the White House to reprimand them for voicing opposition. I think that that is wrong, and it is inappropriate. It's inappropriate, and I'll tell you what else. LEO it’s wrong? That's fine, except you weren't summoned here to be reprimanded. AINSLEY Well, then, if you'll permit me, why was I summoned? LEO You have an interesting conversational style, do you know that? AINSLEY It's a nervous condition. LEO I used to have a nervous condition. AINSLEY How did yours manifest itself? LEO I drank a lot of scotch. AINSLEY I get sick when I drink too much. LEO I get drunk when I drink too much. |
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LEO: C.J. Cregg thinks you kill your pets. You don't do that, do you? AINSLEY No, I don't kill my pets. I don't have any pets. I was thinking about getting a pet, but-- that doesn't matter. The point is... |