Dental treatment? No thanks!
| QUOTE |
C.J.: I had woot canal.
Josh: What happened to your cheeks?
C.J.: I had woot canal!
Josh: Why are you talking like that?
C.J.: I had woot canal!
Josh: Yeah, I heard you the first time, I was just amusing myself.
C.J.: I can suggesht some other things you can do wif yourshelf!
Josh: Are you in pain?
C.J.: I HAD WOOT CANAL!
Josh: You're gonna need to stop saying that, 'cause you just look and sound so ridiculous.
|
Josh tells the story through a series of flashbacks and real time scenes at the Marjorie DuPont Lecture series [anyone heard of them, anything to do with DuPont circle in DC? Feel free to post!]
Mendoza is arrested in Connecticut for drunk driver, or Sam says ‘driving while being Hispanic’ Toby’s reaction to Mendoza being arrested, ‘I’ve stepped off the edge of the World… he’s a crazy man whose out to ruin my life’ Sam and Toby go to Connecticut to get him out of jail.
CJ has to have emergency root canal work [painful, have had it, never want to re-live it!] so Josh does the briefing, with horrible results.
| QUOTE |
Josh: You're going to be reading a bit today about your secret plan to fight inflation?
Bartlet: I have a secret plan to fight inflation?
Josh: No.
Bartlet: Why am I going to be reading that I do?
Josh: It was suggested in the press room that you do.
Bartlet: By whom?
Josh: By me.
Bartlet: You told the press I have a secret plan to fight inflation?
Josh: No, I did not. Let me be absolutely clear, I did not do that. Except, yes, I did that.
|
A committee Secretary of Housing and Urban Development suggested that a Republican Senator, and in turn most Republicans, racist, with the great cliché ‘if the shoe fits’ [credited to Dee Dee Myers]
CJ and Toby’s words of wisdom…..
| QUOTE |
"Pwease be vewy careful! Twy vewy hard not to destwoy us!"
"Have you fallen on your head? Have you fallen down and hit your head on something hard?"
|
I know your face from somewhere………
The other person in the lecture series is David Robert Hall [the Pathologist from CSI; Crime Scene Investigation]
Sam’s a scout?
Sam uses Celestial Navigation to navigate the car in Connecticut
| QUOTE |
SAM I’m using celestial navigation.
TOBY Hey, Galileo, get off at the next exit and turn the car around.
|
Someone’s going to the emergency room, somebody’s going to jail….
Sam and Toby busting Mendoza out of jail is an impeachable offence, why didn’t the President just ring the Governor of Connecticut to ring the jail [as he did eventually!]
Slow news day? The Hartford Chronicle front page, ‘President Bartlet drafts a letter to Senate Leaders’
Gotta make you smile….
| QUOTE |
CJ The Pwesident needs to be bweefed on the events of the day.
Toby C.J., so help me, if you use the words "Pwesident" or "bweefed" again...
|
Things that don’t make sense.
Sam claims in the ‘Post Hoc ergo propter hoc’ that he doesn’t know missile codes, yet when he is talking to the officer in the police station he says he does?