Yes fellow YJUTTians!

Its that time of the year again where we celebrate and silently curse this awesome site for being so damn good!!
On Friday July 22nd we will be two whole years old and once again I shall be your host! Because Matt has returned to his home planet of Czarnia he might not be around to take advantage of my rubbish award giving skills, therefore relying on the voices in my head!!

But don't think you won't get your say people!!
This year i'll be sending out voting slips!! thats right, you guys get to choose the winners while i work out how to spell nominations again!!

Plus if you have any suggestions for awards please PM them to me! Also if you want a particular song sung at the half time show give me your dedications and who you'd love to see sing them?! If you have any memoriable moments for the YJUTT year two history that will be more than well recieved!

I won't send out the voting slips (also known as a pm :lol:2) until the start of July, that will give the slackers 3 weeks to send their votes in!! The Cut-off for these votes is yet to be determined.

VOTE WELL!

::wwoman:: ::wwoman:: ::wwoman::

The YJUTT Awards 2004!!

Matt's YJUTTian History

W00t! GO YJUTT!

2 MORE YEARS! 2 MORE YEARS! 2 MORE YEARS! 2 MORE YEARS!

TWO YEARS! *gets all ghetto* AW YEAH! REPRESENT! KNOWWHATI'MSAYIN!

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Okay maybe I won't go that far... I just got off work, what do you want from me? :ouchy:

s'cool Marx that was nice! :D

I take all the credit for our two years of success.
Granted I don't DESERVE all the credit, or even a big protion of it. 'Cause (goes into admin mode) all of the members at YJUTT and their constant support are what really keeps the site alive, running, and fun for years upon years of success. (Back to normal) But I TAKE it all nonetheless. *Gives it all back* Merry freakin' Christmas!

That's very cool. Fab Bless you all!

Nooooooo!!! My credit has been stolen!!

Quick!! Call the Constabulary! Get Scotland Yard! The villains won't get far!

YAY!! Uber support!
And Jake has returned like I knew he would...I just left out some NNF and he came flocking back!

And the ideas?....where would they be??....

~I may as well come back an do stuff (comes back an does stuff) there, happy?

2 YEARS, BOO-YAA!! :D

Chris, you've always done stuff. It's just usually to little girls. jk
And yes, I have returned. It's summer, the year of hell-school is over and I'm doin' my best to be on AMAP. (As much as possible.)
Oh, and Lani... You totally rock for doing all this. I mean you rock anyway, but extra kudos. Now get back to work!

~Jake (holds up 3 fingers) Read between the lines!!!

Chris... Those are the wrong three fingers. Try again.

Oh Jake, now look what you've done.... This could take a while. I'll start making the coffee...

Thanks. Two sugars, no cream, warm, not hot.

(Holds up three toes) am I warm yet?

*Looks horribly offended for about three seconds*
Yeah, by george I think you've got it!

+_+ Who the nuck is George?

You're warm, but not hot. *pours two sugars, but no cream, onto him*

I'm sorry, I had to do it. There was some kind of psychological compulsion to do it.

~Dont worry Jim, its a deed underlaying psychological factor covering up the fact that your secretly gay an considering cross dressing. Dont do the classic "denial" phase, but try moving onto accpetence in knowing we wont accpet it. An dont argue with me on this, I study psychology, I know what I speck off. +_+

He's right. He's taken psychology longer than you've taken a crap and he's learned about the same... Wait, that didn't come out right... Anyway, cutting to the chase, he's right and you're gay and we don't accept it, but you should. *pours sugar on your head*

~Pouring sugar on head? Wow wow wow Jake! You dont wanna know what psychological factors that tells me about you? Poor boy.

What's the psychological explanation for punching a guy in Liverpool in the face?

Wait a second, I'm gay?!? And nobody told me?

When did this happen, and why am I always the last to know these things?

Don't worry Jim. According to Chris everyone is gay.

I believe his slogan is: "There are no straight men. Only men who have not met Chris."

Ah. Well, OK then.

I'm straight.
Really, I like girls and everything.
Not that I like everything. It was a phrase like... The everything encompasses traits that make me straight. Not things I like.
I don't like everything.

Wait, does this mean that men are no longer straight after they meet Chris??

Hmmmm, What does he do to them?

The same things you do to them, it's just that he's a guy and they're incredibly weak in their sexuality. It's probably better this way, actually. Granted there will be fewer straight guys (yay, I'm in a smaller category now), but it also means that the guys who aren't secure in their straightness will become gay and therefore be weeded out of the gene pool.
Then there's straight guys that meet Chris (like me and Matt and Alan) that don't turn gay because we beat him up instead. It's all a vicious cycle.

Well put Jake.

So my choice is to either turn gay or beat Chris up?

But I don't want to beat Chris up!! Isn't there another way?

Why don't you want to beat up Chris!?!

What has he done to me?

Except [possibly] attempting to turn me gay?

There is but it involves vats of Jelly/Jello, a pink bikini and a britney spears song.

....

Ask the boys about it :D

Ouch. Aren't there laws against that? (I mean besides the restraining orders we've all filed, of course.)

~Reads through constitution~ Nope. No laws against it. Unless it involves stealing a cow in a tutu and descrating the backstreetboys bodies after killing them maniacly and making the person use them as hand puppets, it doesn't qualify as a crime.

...That's probably the best first post I've ever seen.
WELCOME TO YJUTT!

:D Thanks. I'll be here all week. Tip you waitresses.

*Tips Jake* Here you go.

~I thought janet was our waitress, whatever happened to her? One halloween she just disapered.

Ok Guys and girls!! I tried to send every existing member a polling card but no, it was three in the morning and i eventually sent it to the top 10 posting people.
If you don;t have a card and want one please don't hesitate to contact me :D

Vote away!! ;)

Actually I might have sent it to you all a couple of times....
It was late! It wasn't working!! :thatguy:

First one to say "this wouldn'yt have happened under Lex Luthor" Gets fragged... <_<