Based on the awesome comic "The Intimates" its time for us to share our knowlege with the world. any useful advice you have for the world, let it be included here!!

Top Teen Tip #12 ~ "Lets just be friends" is the worst thing you can say to a member of the opposite sex. You will say it more than once.

An oldie but a goodie. The first law of Cram as well as the Universe!

"All the world's problems can be solved through physical force and duct tape."

Teen Timekeeping Tip: Never look at the Clock

~Women "always wipe from front to back"

Do not attempt to stop blades with genitals...
That's a real warning on a Swedish Chainsaw, by the way. Isn't the word "genitalia" though... Ah, screw it.
That's right, screw genitalia. More advice...
Never take sleeping pills and laxatives in one night.

~Fellas, never tell a woman she looks fine when your getting ready to leave, unless you dont value the use of your special area.

Teen Hometown Tip: Never live as an adult in the town you grew up in
Teen Makeout tip: If action is offered, always accept.

Time Keeping Tip: When leaving for work always leave three minutes late, you'll arrive the same time if you are actually running late.

lol That one's so true.

"The bright light you see before you die is actually me shining a flashlight in your eyes preparing to steal your brains with a spoon."

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Never eat yellow snow.

Slackers have more fun

The best points are blunt ones.

When the time comes, live in the area where they can't visit every minute, but far enough away that they don't become overnight guests.