Alright guys and girls, I was just randomly browsing through a few of the websites that I happen to have graced with my membership (yeah right) and a topic similar to that which I am currently unveiling caught my eye.
Basically, you put whatever you wish for and then the next person says that your wish is granted, but there's stipulations. For example:

Player 1: I wish there was an ice-cream parlor open here twenty-four seven.
Player 2: Wish granted, but they only serve avacado flavored ice-cream. I wish I could learn without studying...

Obviously that's a kinda crappy example, but you get the jist.
And to start us off...

I wish I had a million dollars.

Hmmmm, very interesting.

Wish granted! Buuuuut you can only spend it on bland health food. :P

I wiiiish, that I had telekinesis.

Wish granted, but you can't control your power and everything you move hits you in the nose.

I wish I had a drop-dead sexy yet smart girlfriend.

Wish granted but you have to get through Mark first.
I wish I made movies for a living.

(lol good one)
Wish granted, but you can only make zombie movies...with real zombies.

I wish I had every missing comic on my comic book list.

Wish granted, but all the comics will be of a poor quality and in russian.
I wish my room was already tidy so i don't have to clean it tomorrow.

>.< I hate zombies

Wish granted, but after tomorrow the zombies will pull all of your stuff out and you'll have to clean your room every day.

I wish I could eat as much as I want and never get fat.

~Wish granted, but you can only eat Fab.

~I wish I was Superboy

Wish granted, but you can only be Poe's version of Superboy.

I wish I didn't have to do my 5 page persuasive research paper.

Wish granted. But you have to do a forty minute speech over it instead.

I wish we weren't having a test in math tomorrow.

~Wish granted, but you must do a test on my eating habits instead.

~I wish I could be amazingly good on my guitar.

Wish granted but you can only play things by the spice girls and Hanson.

I wish i had already got gifts for everyone and the pain and trauma and extreme angst of it all was over!!

Wish granted, but all of your Pucca and Zim merchandise are sold to pay for them.

I wish I could control death.

Wish granted, but you can only commit suicide. (You actually have that wish already!!)

I wish i could move out.

Wish granted, but you have to live with me...and I don't have to clean my room or take down any of my posters, including those of the half naked women.

I wish that Booberry and Frankenberry came out all year round instead of only around Halloween.

Wish granted, but it will be doused with cyanide and you will be forced to eat it thrice a day and once you lay dead Lani will force feed you the cyanide for the rest of your... well technically her life.

I wish I could get away with murder.

~Wish granted, but you get accused and sentenced for touching Rosie O'Donald.

~I wish I could fly

Wish granted, but every time you go in the air pigeons lock on to you and crap on your head.

I wish I had some pizza.

~Wish granted, but its delivered by me after my run in with the pidgeons.

~I wish all my course work was finished

Wish Granted, but all the work is wrong and it turns out that you are infact an axis of evil, enjoy Guantanamo bay.



I wish I stayed in Ibiza.

Wish granted, but now the only thing there are monkeys. And not the funny monkeys oh no. The ones that keep trying to hump you.

I wish I could see into the future.

~Ok, but you can only see into the future of Boring post-its manufactures.

~I wish Superboy was a kickarse character again with a cool costume

Wish granted, but you have to sleep with the current Superboy editor to get it... and he's a man.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

Wish granted, but you have to sit home and watch bad talk shows instead...for the rest of your life! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

I wish one of my virus scans actually got the annoying little trojan that keeps messing up the pictures on most of the websites.

Wish granted, but they also convert all of your aps to Microsoft products. All of them. (That's bad if you're a tech nerd like me. Speaking of which, what's the Trojan like? Does it have a name, etc.? I can pro'lly reccomend something.)

I wish Matt would come back and be more active, lazy bum.

(I have no clue what it is, that's the problem, neither McAfee or Adaware picks it up. But after I reboot the website pictures are still all wonky. Running them both again right now as a matter of fact.)

Wish granted, but in two hours after posting Matt will turn into Alan.

I wish ImageShack would hurry up and finish it's maintenence.

(Okay, try Tools/Internet Options/Advanced and uncheck the "automatic image resize" box. If that doesn't work, try clearing the Temporary Internet Files. If still no luck, try clearing the cookies. If STILL no luck, try Hijack This (http://www.majorgeeks.com/download3155.html) or... Tell me and I'll rack my brain for something else.)

Wish granted, but when it comes back it'll be a gay pornsite and all of your friends and family will see you looking at it.

I wish could finish my papers just by thinking the endings.

Wish granted, but you have to remember what you were writing about.

I wish that I could get a portable language translator.

Wish granted, but it'll make everything you translate come out extremely prophane and perverted.

I wish I didn't put everything off 'till the last minute.

~Wish granted, but then you'll have no time for anything else (which is true)

~I wish it wasn't cold

Wish granted, but you have to live in Hell.

I wish I could be a vampire-werewolf hybrid. And not the weird boney looking werewolves like in The Underworld, the cool ones, like the ones in Van Helsing.

~Wish granted, but you will wear 70's cloths, and listen to Britney Spears whilst humping the post mans leg every hour, 2 minutes past the hour! (dont ask why)

~I wish I was rich.

Wish granted but you can't keep any of the money for yourself, you can only give it to me...only me...mwahahahahahaa.

I wish i could find a Pucca or Hello Kitty stud for my tongue peircing. ooooh, or a YJUTT one! ...or a Superman one...or a wondergirl one...A GIR ONE!!
A lot of cool ones ok!

Wish granted, but as soon as you get them the tongue piercing heals up.

I wish my heater wasn't so loud...

Wish granted, but it is now i piercing whine noise that can be heard over the sound of the people next door doing things you really dont want to know about.

I wish i no longer had the flu.

Wish granted. You now have the hantavirus.

I wish I had a fat-free chocolate snack cake that actually tastes like chocolate.

Wish granted. But it has worms. Flesh eating worms...with friggin laser beams tied to their heads.(Aaah, that's so much funnier if you get the reference)

I wish that I had enough Blu Tack and Kneaded Eraser(yeah, oddly enough Kneaded Erasers work really well) to put all my posters on the ceiling.

~Wish granted, but you have to put up posters of gay naked men instead, yes thats right, every member of N sync!

~I wish my college would stop giving me essay's to do, an then whinning that am not doing them.

Wish granted. From now on they will all carry handguns and shoot you in the kneecaps instead of complaining.

I wish I could think of a way to finish my freind's Christmas presents. (It's 19 freaking days away.)

Wish granted, but your friend will convert to hard-line atheism without telling you and be offended by your lack of cultural sensitivity.

I wish my computer monitor weren't gradually blinding me.