I'm watching Addams Family Values at the moment and me and Lani had yet another of our infinite discussions about a character's pimpness which went something as follows.

Me: Cousin It roooocks!
Lani: He so does, he's a lady's man.
Me: Hells yeah, I'm surprised he got married that so wouldn't happen.
Lani: Yes it would.
Me: No it wouldn't, he's a total playa.
Lani: I can't believe you said that.
Me: It's true, I could even make a poll to prove the point
Lani: Fine, do that then.
Me: I think I will!

And so on and so on, so vote away, and prove my rightness. :P

Excuse me! I believe I said 'Player'.
Get.
It.
Right.

But everyone knows that it's "playa". ;)

He's a hairy beast yo... Yall still need to get lives though.

Of course Cousin It is a playa (player, if you must). It just so happens that this particular woman, whom he met at a party, and he took from her former husband, was able to get Cousin It to marry her. However, if they were not married, he would totally be playing the field. That's just the way he is.


PS. If y'all need to get lives, then so do I, and I don't wanna get a life, so don't bother getting one. They're boring.

And tedious as all Hell! I swear between, work, school and my internship I'd love to just be lounging around all day arguing over whose a pimp/pimpette lol. Now it's like I barely have time for it anymore. :'(

I know how you feel Mark *pats shoulder sympethetically*

Can i just mention that Mark is the one who needs a life, he made the poll, i just argued with him.

...Maybe...

Take it from someone whos HAD a life recently..........they're BAD, AWFUL. Trust me, you don't need one.

On the subject.......Cousin It might be a playa/player. But hey, everyone wants to settle down eventually. Though honestly, I thought with It it might take quite awhile......

Hi again, btw.

Lives are indeed torturous. I've not only had one myself, but I have several friends who I've almost lost due to their lives.

Hi!

Heeey Rach! And heeey, just because I actually went through making the poll doesn't put the whole thing on me. You so would have made it if I wouldn't have because that is indeed the way we are. Though I am surprised that people voted for getting a life lol shame shame on you.

And I agree, I would have thought It would be a senior citizen by the time he finally settled down.

That's what people say about me all the ti... I'll be quiet now.

...

..comma

So anyway...

I hope you guys realise that you are WRONG!!

Do you see the poll? Cuz really...it looks to me, like I was right! *dances the Boogaloo*

....Fine. I've watched The New Guy one too many times...

poll, i see no poll.

Lies!! all LIES!!

The poll! The one right there! *points like whooa* Theeeeeere!

LALALALA

I cant hear you!! So ha!
You know, i totally forgot what we were fighting about...

Cousin It's a playa.

....No.

Just a whole lot of No.

You say "whole lotta no", but I'm seein' a whole lotta yes.

Liar.

LIAR!

You're in denial. He's is the pimp daddy, dawg. You're dawg, not to be confused with a dog. He is the pimp daddy.

i dont even know what you just said.

Word.

I know what he said! And he's completely correct!

Yo. Word homies. Cuz'n It totally be pimpin' on awl y'all yo.

ok, now your just embarrasing yourself.

Yo.

Well yeah he is, but it's so funny that I don't mind. :D

shame on you both! It is not a Player and Jake cannot speak ghetto

It is such a playa! A playa among playas!

Player!!

PLAYER!!!!

So you admit that he is? You saw it! You all saw it!

no, i'm just correcting your terrible spelling.

It's only terrible spelling if I do it on accident. ;)

I may not be able to speak ghetto, but even I know it's playa, not player. GOSH. What kind of an idiot puts an er on the end?

...The English person who's about to deliver you to the ER...