Meh, kinda bored while the commercial break's on. A game came to mind. Kinda like the wish corruption game, but instead of wishing you ask random questions. They don't have to make sense or anything, and the next person answers the question and asks one of their own.

Of course...since it's my idea and all...I have to start it off don't I? Damn...fine fine...um...

What do you call your second toe? It can't really be your pointer toe now would it...doesn't really point anywhere...

I call it my middle toe, thus leaving the other two unnamed. I call it this because I call the corresponding "second finger" my middle finger, and if my hands were exchanged with my feet I would use my "second/middle toe" to flip people off.
What do you call a duck with no legs?

A sitting duck. AKA, tonights dinner.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

39.4 grams per hour cubed.

How can one tell if he is truly channeling Chuck Norris?

When he can take out Godzilla.

If you lost your thumb would it be possible to snap?

...No actually. I think not. Atleast not in the same way. You could always break a finger or pop a knuckle though to make similar sounds!

If a man and a woman get into an argument and the woman admits she is wrong and apologizes... What just happened?

The world ended. Or she's lulling him into a false sense of security so he'll buy her that Kitty Hoody she wants.

Why are people always the laziest when they have so much stuff they need to do?

It's simply the way of the world. (For example, I have to go to work in 15 minutes and I'm still in my boxers typing all these posts because I know no one's going to know if I'm late)

Why is the sky green?

The sky isn't green...Unless your thinking of that bit in Kill Bill volume one, but then everything would be green.

Why is DeoxyriboNucleicAcid so much fun to say?

(Not as fun as Buckminster Fulleriene, the third solid state of Carbon also known as the Bucky Ball, not even joking.) And because it just roles off the tonge... Like "Buckminster Fulleriene the third solid state of Carbon also known as the Bucky Ball".

Why is the grass blue?

You know...i really don't understad the different colour than it should be thing....

Why is Keanu Reeves so FIT?!

Probably from those blasted diet pills!

Why am I still online when I should be leaving in like four minutes?

Because your so enthralled by me :D

But why am i still online when i should be PACKING?!!

Because you're a silly little girl and you'd rather have fun than work work work.

If you pass the person in second place, where are you?

Second place.

So why haven't i packed still??

'Cause you're lazy and in love... With YJUTT! [Add that to my promotional resume`.]

Why is my mother so adament on getting me out of the house?

Because she's going to throw a party, and she doesn't want you there.

Why does Spiderman's Spider sense "tingle"?

Because it was better than it 'wiggiling'

Why is Superman so super, i mean, he didnt get that title from the ladies.

That's because he got it from the guys. (Buuuuurn!)

Why does everyone think Elektra sucks?

because she's a female superhero....SEXIST!!

Whats the legal drinking age in Japan?

the movie or the actual comic chick?

I was referring to the movie actually lol.

Uuuh 18? 20? 21? Something in between?

Why is Final Fantasy 7 such a damn cool game?

well i guess the movie sucked cuz she is dating ben afflec(how ever you spell that crap)

I think Felix missed a step... And it's not.

Why do people like Final Fantasy? At all?

lol It's just a really fun game to play. It's not even necessarily the graphics, the ones for Final Fantasy VII aren't really that good anymore, but the story and the gameplay are pretty good.

Why...um...er...can't I think of a question?

Because you're a tard.

Why didn't Lani reply instead and have a good question?

She's taking a shower.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? *stolen question, but a question nonetheless*

Flopedy floo.

What is the sound of three hands clapping?

that has to be the monkey in the closet

No see, you answer and then ask.

Why didn'y you know that?

Possibly because we've been posting like whoa and he couldn't be bothered to read the rules.

Why for the love of God did i have the dumbest people in the world asking me stupid stupid questions through all of today and then being too stupidly stupid to understand what the answer was?!

Because that's just how people are. If people weren't dumb as bobba then it just wouldn't be human.

Why did people WANT the Rolling Stones to play at SB41?

Because the people who watch the Superbowl thought the Stones were cool waaaay back when they were young, and they are the only people that watch the Superbowl.

How the hell did that made up sport hit 41??

*would say something pro-american football but could care less either way*

*I didn't expect to hear the words Pro and American football in the same sentance....*

* i yust wing it everytime*

All sports are made up and it made it to 41 'cause its one of the few valid excuses guys can use to get drunk and party with their wives' consent.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if I woodchuck could chuck diatomic Hydrogen molecules?

42

Why do mothers think they have to tell you everything twice? They say it that extra time just because they can i bet!!

It's because they remember how annoying it was when they were young. You'll probably do it too lol.

Why can't I get "Falling Apart" out of my head?

Because you have suddenly developed an audio-oriented photographic memory...

Would that be a phonographic memory? That'd be pretty cool.