1. Matthew A. Garrison.
Details: This man was last seen in London. He is known to be completely deranged and insane.

2. Jake D. Fox.
Details: This man was last seen in Amarillo. He is an infrequent poster on YJUTT and has just turned 16. Little else is known.

3. George W. Bush.
Details: President of the USA.

So yeah, about three, where as he gone?
I was listening to Glen Beck on the radio the other day on my way back from school and he compared Bush to "Hellen Keller without the hands" and I must say I couldn't think of a more fitting description.
When was the last time we got an update on Iraq? Post-Katrina work?
How about what theyr'e doing with that big debris-ridden hole in the ground that used to be the Twin Towers... Oh yeah, they aren't doing anything there. Nevermind. It's still just a big debris-ridden hole, it just has a few billion dollars allotted to it and too many politicians to make a decision.
Seriously though... I bet I know where he is. I bet he's in Mexico.
That would explain why we can't build a wall.

-Your favorite republican Jake.

Cause what's any forum without at least one political board that no one'll look at after a day or two?