Title: The Ultimate Question
atlantis - May 23, 2006 05:01 PM (GMT)
Jakazul - May 23, 2006 05:06 PM (GMT)
HA! First vote and I've already got it up to 100% YES. I'm da bomb yo.
Marx - May 23, 2006 06:02 PM (GMT)
lol I have to agree this is the best poll ever.
Jakazul - May 23, 2006 06:40 PM (GMT)
Who voted no?
How?
I mean, by voting you kinda... DID the pole...
So... You kinda... can't say no...
By saying no, you said yes.
That's like if I asked someone if they could talk and they said "no"... Obviously they can.
Marx - May 23, 2006 07:05 PM (GMT)
Hm, maybe they voted in the poll purely to show their hate for polls. That's some serious dedication right there. It's like an atheist going into a church purely to talk about his beliefs.
Jakazul - May 23, 2006 07:25 PM (GMT)
Wouldn't an atheist actually be talking about his DISBELIEFS?
Marx - May 23, 2006 07:34 PM (GMT)
...um...he'd...uh...be talking about his belief in his disbeliefs...yeah!
Jakazul - May 23, 2006 07:42 PM (GMT)
Well it's still different. If they hated polls, they could come to this thread and post telling why they refused to vote. That's an atheist going to a church to talk about his belief in his disbeliefs.
Voting that you don't vote is like an atheist praying to God that religious people would become atheists.
Yeah!
Marx - May 23, 2006 08:03 PM (GMT)
Hm, that's true, but maybe they knew if they posted why they didn't like polls without actually voting no, we'd be all, "Ah if you don't like polls you should have voted no." which would have started this exact conversation in a different way now that I think about it.
Jakazul - May 23, 2006 08:17 PM (GMT)
Marx - May 23, 2006 08:24 PM (GMT)
Well of course it's a good point I-
EGO ALARM! EGO ALARM!
What the!!? ...I thought I got rid of that thing like a year ago...
Jakazul - May 23, 2006 08:34 PM (GMT)
Oh, yeah, about that... SOMEONE must've had it reinstalled. *Cough*.
Marx - May 23, 2006 08:44 PM (GMT)
...It was the jackal wasn't it!?
Jakazul - May 23, 2006 08:48 PM (GMT)
IT WASN'T A JACKAL THE FIRST TIME YOU SAID IT! WHY THE BLOODY HELL WOULD IT BE A JACKAL THIS TIME?
Ya know... I uh, I always thought dogs layed eggs. Yeah. I learned something today.
Marx - May 23, 2006 08:51 PM (GMT)
lol Really? You know, it'd be seriously trippy to see a dog hatch from an egg.
Jakazul - May 23, 2006 08:53 PM (GMT)
I saw a dog on Operah yesterday who was born with no front legs and so they taught it to walk on it's back legs upright like a human. It was freakishly creepy, but kinda cool too.
Marx - May 23, 2006 08:57 PM (GMT)
...damn. That's just freaky...and a very disturbing mental image. I mean...you watch Oprah?
Jakazul - May 23, 2006 09:00 PM (GMT)
No, my mom does. She made me come in to see the freaky dog.
Marx - May 23, 2006 09:04 PM (GMT)
Aaaah in that case it's all good, oh the number of times I've had to walk all the way to the kitchen to see something on the Home Shopping Network...the horror...
Jakazul - May 23, 2006 09:12 PM (GMT)
LOL I feel your pain. I think I saw the flavorwave oven and swiffer mop commercials more times than my own reflection.
Marx - May 23, 2006 09:20 PM (GMT)
The pain! Especially when I have to change my tv to what she's watching so she can show it to me...so what if I've seen Van Helsing over 6 times...it has werewolves and vampires dangit. >.>
Jakazul - May 23, 2006 09:25 PM (GMT)
That's tru... Van Helsing was an AWESOME movie.
Marx - May 23, 2006 09:42 PM (GMT)
It is! They should find a way to mix Van Helsing and Underworld, so it's all dark like Underworld but has the Van Helsing werewolves...and ninjas, for no other reason than to have ninjas.
Jakazul - May 23, 2006 10:02 PM (GMT)
Ninjas are cool, that's why.
atlantis - May 23, 2006 10:51 PM (GMT)
...I voted no...For the humour....THE HUMOUR!!
Marx - May 23, 2006 10:59 PM (GMT)
lol Well it spawned 2 pages of random talkage, so I think the humor totally worked. :D
Jakazul - May 24, 2006 01:44 AM (GMT)