Well, seeing as today i'm bored(Which is the force responsible for many of my ideas) i've decided to be a very active member.

And for my last thing before goin' to work

I'm starting an advice colomn/thread

So send in those questions and I shall answer them with the wisdom of me.

Reassuring isn't it?

....You do realise that I am Advice Girl, With the power to heeeelp!! but i'll overlook it...just this once...and offer my girl like wisdom also, which many people have used these past 3 years :D

...Okay then, I have a question to test your true wisdom oh just Shinobi. (There were like three puns right there, all intended.)

Who would win in a fight? A homeless man armed with a rusty money can versus Paris Hilton drunk with a broken bottle.

My apologies then Lani.

And as for Jake, obviously it's the homeless man, well either that or the werewolf. Is the money can silver?

Tin, actually.

Oh oh! I have a question for the great wise(guy) Shinobi! Who would win in an all-out brawl---Superman (DC Comics) or Goku (Dragonball Z)?

Everything in the parentheses can (not) be ignored.

To finish Jake's question: Then definetily the Wereworld. As long as it isn't the old 'Lon Chaney' Wolfman or 'Big Wolf on Campus'

To answer Katie: Neither. Superman would keep developing a new power to counter Goku who would find a new level of Super Saiyan or learn a new Technique to keep Goku at bay, initiating an Endless cycle that, if ever interrupted, would destroy the universe.

Naaaaah Goku'd spank Superman, though that depends on which Goku of course. DB Goku wouldn't stand a chance, but DBGT Goku would be a no contest in Goku's favor, now if it was Doomsday on the other hand...

The kais would seal him away forever(which would really only end up being about 100 years before something screwed up and he was free again) OR They'd use the Dragonballs to make him dissapear forever. Could Doomsday come back from that?

:: shrugs :: I dunno.... not that the doomsday question was really aimed at me. But anyway, I think the Superman vs. Goku fight would end up being put to a popular vote. And thanks to the new Superman Returns movie, the man of steel would win. He's got hotness and publicity on his side. ^_~

...So your saying that the vast majority of that vote would be not simply from Geeky Fanboys but GAY Geeky Fanboys? Iiiinteresting.

Hm...totally forgot about this section. Question question. Will Ranma 1/2 or Inuyasha ever actually end? Or will they go the way of Power Rangers and Pokemon and go on so long that the original fans' grandkids could be watching it?

Well, Ranma 1/2 did end a while back in Japan. (around 1994-ish) with Ranma beating the hell out of a Phoenix god (and, as usual, saving Akane's life), and the family still trying to get him and Akane to marry each other.

Inuyasha...no idea. It depends on how many freakin' times Naraku can get away with cheating death...probably the Power Rangers thing though.

It's so true! I'd have given up by now to be honest. It's a constant cycle of Naraku running away, getting stronger, then Inuyasha taking forever to upgrade the Tetseiga and after it is, Naraku runs away and gets stronger again.