Hey hey! I'm off to spain to visit my friend Fiona who's been living out there for like 9 months, and it is going to be hot, hotter than maryland hot! On that note please put Mark under some form of watch because without my sensible english influence he might do something dangerous. And i want to be able to yell at him when he does.

Adios!

*gasp* How could you imply that I'd do something dangerous without you here? I'll have you know that I'd do dangerous things regardless. ;) Have fun senorita.

Ooooh, Spain!

Bring me back the following please?

-A matador
-several bulls
-A sword from Toledo Spain
-conquestador armor

I require all of these things to complete my latest nefarious plot.

Visiting a friend in Spain, awesome. Guess I'll meet you when you get back. You don't really know me yet, so just bring me a keychain. ^_~ Oh! And also, I snuck a look at Shinobi's plan and he forgot to mention....his conquestador armor MUST be lime green. Nothing else will work. Please make the proper notations. ;)

That is cor-WAIT! How did you find my notes!?

lol Lani called me earlier today. Apparently she was in the sun too much and got a little sunburned even with the suntan lotion. Which is kind of funny since she's usually really white, so now she'd be kinda white and red...like the English flag!

Ohhh, sunburn ouchy. X_X ....white and red....kind of like Harm's face, huh? :P

As for how I found your notes, Shin..... :: evil grin :: Wouldn't you like to know. I'm not about to ruin the surprise, but I will tell you that it involves a penguin.

That traitorous penguin! I knew I should have eaten him instead of Igor!.....uh....I mean....*points* LOOK! A DISTRACTION! *runs*

A distraction? Where?!?!?! :: looks :: Oh...what a let-down. It's just a UFO collecting ninja specimens for their bizarre wasabi-related experiments. Better run, Shinobi. I think their leader is Igor's girlfriend... and she looks mad. Yep....better run fast. She's got the ninja spray.

SAVE ME JEZOOTA! *running from the UFO* I KNOW I'M NOT A PRAYING MAN BUT IF YOUR UP THERE...PLEASE SAVE ME SUPERMAN!

HOLA MI AMIGAS!!

Yes it is i, a few days late but i have returned! and no longer am i translucent in my whiteness but...just white with red shoulders...which is fading.
I was so happy i had tanlines :(

Mmmmmmm. Tanlines...

...Bad Marky bad!! :thatguy:

Whaaat it's not like I can get tanlines, I can only appreciate them. :P

:) I have the most awesome plan...it involves white paint and nakedness...thats all i shall say :lol:

hm...that depends...will you be doing the painting? ;)

lol, do you know what that would do to my nails? Jeeze mark...jeeze.
My monkey legions shall do it...i think they know how to paint... :o

Then I'll have to decide against the plan. I have this strict policy about me being naked around monkeys.

Aw...but i would have used the photos as blackmail against your girlfriend >_>

And why would you want to blackmail my girlfriend? ;)

The same reason anyone blackmails anyone...for plushies!!

But Lani, my dear, you already have all of my girlfriend's plushies. ;)

Really...and i thought i had unique taste.

lol You do have unique taste *enter vulgar pun most people won't get here* but what can I say, you have similar tastes. :D

So Lani.....how was Spain?