I got broed, and remembered what I THINK was the old insanity internation stories where we all added little posts to create an amazingly bizarre story (generally starring us) so I descided to ressurect the idea!

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Shinobi: *looking at a shattered stone tablet with a picture of a large monster on it*....Oh there are only bad things that can come from this...

Marx: Definetly. Thats why...*throws a penny bomb and Shinobi and runs*

Shinobi: CURSE YOU MARX! *twitch*

Beast: Roar. Grrr. I'm a monster. Fear me.

Shinobi: Dear god it's terrible! It...looks like a bizarre fusion of all the boy bands ever! Kill it! Killitkillitkillitkillit!

Lani: Awww, its ok, its actually the Jellybean monster.
*Gives all Marks Jello beans to the monster turning it into a cute fluffy four legged tiger-like chibi ...with wings.*

Shinobi: Well at least that wasn't weird...

Lani: I told you he was ok...Its all those scary demons that got released when Mark through that penny bomb we need to worry about.

Mark:...My bad?

Lani: *Strokes cute chibi* Can i keep him?

Marx: ...sure...but only on the condition that you s-

Kye: *comes out of nowhere and covers Marx's mouth* Trust me Lani...you don't want to know the end of that sentence.

Lani: *still stroking the plushie* Huh? I don't?

Kye: You don't wanna know, right.

Marx: Uh...right?

Kye: When did you get so vulgar anyway?

Marx: I've always been vulgar...I just keep in on the dl.

Lani: Since when do you say dl?

Marx: ...sorry, the gangsta in me randomly comes out from time to time...

Shinobi: Uh...guys? One of the demons looks like Paris Hilton.

Marx: THE HORROR! MY EYES! MY POOR EYES!

P-Demon: I'm not as smart as she is though. I mean...roooooar!

Tiger Plushie: Her...stupidity...too much....suffocating me!

Lani: No! You can't die adorable little tiger plushie man! BREATH!!!! *gives the chibi mouth to mouth* BREATH I SAY!

Marx: *stumbles into a demonic dragon-horseshoe-tophat-snoogleywoop and it promptly eats him*

P-Demon: Baaaby, I told you not to spoil your dinner. I'm making cole slaw. ^_^ Wait, I mean....rooooooar!!

Shinobi: I should videotape this and send it to power rangers bloopers. Maybe it would make some money there.

Shinobi: obviously there is only ONE way to save the world from the Paris Hilton monster. I CHALLANGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!

P-monster: Like...okay?

Shinobi: Robot 3-x! Bring me...the console!

3-x: Sir...you destroyed that the last time Shang Tsung kicked your ass...

Shinobi:...Ah. Right. Well then...bring me...Doomsday device numbre nine!

...Wait...did Mark just get eaten?? and ...my plushie wasn't in danger...

Yes, marx got eaten. And the tiger plushie was suffocating under P-Demon's stupidity.

::points accusingly at Marx:: It's all his fault!!!! ....wait, what were we talking about again?