The YJUTT Awards 2006!!

Once again it is that time of year
As Jim would say, if he were here
“To Freedom, Friendship and Frunt!!”
We’re not legionairs, we would confront.
But YJUTTians we are!! So I’ll just say
To one and all, Happy YJUTT Day!!

I am your host due to contractual obligations, Lani!! *Crowd cheers* And for once we’re not starting off being live in England…we’re banned from hosting the awards in the UK after last years stunts…
I blame you for that Matt…Matt?? *Dies a little inside*
So yeah, We’re live from The Bermuda Triangle, LaniLand with all new attractions and rides, including one called Wraith…Felix seems to REALLY like that one.

Ok, here’s how this works for our beloved n00bs, I put up the nominees first and then the winner, this way all those people that didn’t win will know it and their tears shall water my floral garden of Dooom!!

We’ll start the ball rolling with that oh so humours award for neglect…

Nominees for the Award for Slackiest Poster
Shinobi
Jim
Matt
Jake
Kye
Stepi
Terra
Rachael
Lani

Amusingly enough the winner of this award, Matt doesn't really slack, he just DOESN'T post. On the rare occasions that he does he gets torrents of replies in his thread but that’s it….he just leaves us once again…
Jeeze Matt…JEEZE! You were like the ultimate poster, with not having a life you stayed up till like 7am, out doing the Americans in terms of lateness with your posting! Become a geek again…join the darkside…again…

Nominees for the Award for The Most Missed Member
Matt
Jim
Alan
Fab

This is hilarious. 8 people sent back applications…2 people voted for each person. This is our first ever complete tie!!
Matt is pretty much just what YJUTT is, geeky but still kinda cool. Can make any conversation funny but is a good listener if you have a crisis.
Although he took a lot of abuse, from Alan and because of his love for The Legion, we miss Jim because he was just really funny and tolerant. Super nice guy!
We miss Alan because he was our friend, and one of us. Sure he bugged us but we still loved him and his administrative skill!
Oh. No. Fab. Is. Gone. What. A. Shame. How. Can. We. Continue. Without. Him. What?! I didn’t vote for him!!

Nominees for the Award for the Member Who Always Comes Back
Matt
Shinobi
Rachael

The self proclaimed come backer now has proof, Congratulations Justin! We notice that you leave us but we also are glad by your many returns…please don’t leave us again…
Funnily enough I got some votes for un-nominated people , Firstly is ‘The Chris’ as he was voted under, which is very true, he does leave but recently…I think he must have locked himself down in his basement..
And secondly is Poe, known now as Sirdar…who was banned…and came back…and was banned …and came back.. and was banned again…and came back …

Nominees for the Award for the Best Original Character
Supersonic
Bloodless
Falcon
Shinigami
Shinobi
High Velocity
Esper
Sirdar

…This one was like…virtually unanimous. The award goes to our favourite little electric speedster Supersonic!! By like 7 outta 8 votes…The final vote was for Bloodless who actually got a couple of mentions on coolness amongst the other votes.

Nominees for the Award for the Most Unoriginal Character (Oh no she di’nt!!)
Supersonic
Bloodless
Falcon
Shinigami
Shinobi
High Velocity
Esper
Sirdar

I feel kinda bad for making this an award now so I’ll just say this quickly v.v
High Velocity was voted the Most Unoriginal Character, followed closely by Shinigami. If you’re a fan of the Flash comics and some main stream anime shows you’ll get why.

Nominees for the Award for the Best Site Skin
Blue Citrus
Blood and Water
Ye Olde YJUTT
Cram King
Cram King 2.0

Tragically the only one that wasn’t voted for was Blue Citrus, the new sites original colours…possibly a bit too happy and bright for us hardcore web users? The winner is!! Cram King 2.0!! look at that super sexy black and red!! Closely followed by Cram King…Like Marx ego wasn’t big enough already…

Nominees for the Award for the Cutest Character Couple!
Cassie and Will – Its surprising, mismatched but it works.
Duo and Marx – Are they ever going to get together?! Jeeze!.
CM3 & Daria – We all know who’s the boss in this relationship!
Beast Boy and Terra – Classic cartoon couplage
Falcon & Shinobi – Aww, If they have nothing to talk about they can always spar together.
Will and ERIN!! – Exactly! Who the hell is Erin?!

Every couple got a mention, whether in voting or as a persons second choice but as usual Cassie and Will get the award…we’ll they are like the longest couple I think… But I’m worried about the sanity of the site because Will and Erin got 2nd place… so technically that does mean Will is cheating on the two girls…and…Who the hell is ERIN!! …Plus someone called them love ducks…I know, I’m scared too.

Nominees for the Award for the Member Most Like Their (Original) Character
Kye/Shinigami
Mark/Supersonic
Rachael/Falcon
Felix/Bloodless
Justin/Shinobi
Poe/Sirdar

I’m barely surprised after the runaway result from a similar award but Mark seems to be the most like Supersonic, his OC. Which makes them both super perverted, pranksters…If Matt were here I bet he’d ask if you were…’fast’ too…

Mark: lol…You already know the answer to that though…I’m not like super in EVERY way..

… :lol:

*Ahem* So…where were we…

Nominees for the Award for the Member Most Like Their (Cannon) Character
Mark/Doomsboy - Doom doom doom. Plus kinda evil.
Matt/Slo-bo - He only shows up when he’s bored or wants something!
Lani/Secret – Secretive, Stalker-esk and super creepy.
Justin/Plastic Man – Funny and bounces back even when hit with a piano. A large piano.

Woo!! The member Most Like Their (Cannon) Character is Justin/Plastic Man which just roxxoors because I never knew Justin could turn into bouncy balls and different things…waiiiit…that cant be right…
In second place is Matt/Slo-bo who leaves…and shows up only when he’s bored.

Nominees for the Award for the Awesomest Vehicle
SuperCycle-oldie but a goldie
Kirbee – The next generation
PM – You don’t wanna know
Electro – Ridden more times than Wraith
T Jet – it’s a jet…We made it cool with the T

Actually kinda close but I’m not surprised that no one voted for the T-jet…how I hate the jets after that X-men story…
Electro came in first, the coolest cycle around…with an interesting personality…think high school guys. Closely followed by the Supercycle, who obviously will always have a place in our hearts.
Sadly enough someone actually tried to vote for Wraith as an actual Vehicle…please note she’s not THAT bad.

Nominees for the Award for Your Favourite Catch-Insult
“…Oh Yeah?”
“Baka.”
“Infidel!” *Shakes fist*
“Zing!” ”Ka-Pow!!”

These are only a very few of the most awesome Catch-Insults that we have created, most of them have been lost to the web pages of time but one that has been around for truly too long is “Infidel!” *Shakes fist* possibly because its Simple, too the point, and shows whose boss!

Nominees for the Award for the Most Unexpected Non-Comeback
Alan
Fab
Harley & Deedee & Robyn …we miss you

Maybe because he left and ALWAYS came back Fab is the member we all expected to return and were surprised when he didn’t come back to plague us again. Alan is a close second but I feel he keeps an eye on us.

Nominees for the Award for the Most Pervy Member
Mark – Trust me.
Chris – Not a God for nothing
Shinobi –Hes a ninja! Stealthy!

lol another one for mark, though it was a close tie for second place with Justin and Chris. In conclusion there are far too many pervs on this board!! One way ticket to a monastery for the three of you!!

Nominees for the Award for the Most Violent Member
Mark – Pyromaniac…need I say more?
Jake – Always entertaining with his Violence
Kye – Nailguns… need I say more?
Lani - …Why the heck was I nominated? I’m cute! I’m Ditzy! Got a problem with that and I’ll kick your tushie!!

This was a two way tie…Now I can understand that Mark with his sledge hammers and his flamethrowers and his flamehammer twothousands could be counted as violent…but me….ME?!! YOUR ALMIGHTY QUEEN-GODDESS OF CRAM?!! HOW VERY DARE YOU!!
MINIONS!! LEGIONS OF DOOOM!! HAMSTER FIENDS!! ATTAAAAACK!!
I’m so not violent.

Nominees for the Award for The Duo Award
Matt and Jake – …They’re Matt and Jake…Jake and Matt…COME ON!!
Lani and Mark – The behind the scenes, co-conspirators, couple of the site.
Shinobi and speedster – The cahootieness!! CAHOOTIENESS!!!

For the second year in a row Matt and Jake lose out on the Duo award to Lani and Mark…possibly because we kinda connect more in a duo like way …With Perks as Mark would say.

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Marx: I can't take it anymore! It is I, the one and only Vampire God of Cram and Krispy Kreme donuts, etc. here to continue the awards and..

Lani: :angry:

Marx: Awwww come on, let me do it.

Lani: :angry:

Marx: Pleeeeeeeease?

Lani: MINE!

Marx: Pretty please! I just want to host this one part.

Lani: I'm always the main host though. Trying to take that from me? You shall pay! *kicks*

Marx: *hops around falls down* Oh my spleen! My impregnable spleen! I feel so pregnable!

Lani: You know...eventually spleen isn't going to be funny anymore.

Marx: Bah, it's always going to be funny, hm...what if...I just host the musical numbers?

Lani: Hmmmm.

Marx: Come oooon.

Lani: Hmmmm.

Marx: Come ooooooooon.

Lani: Hmmmm.

Marx: I'll do that thing you like.

Lani: Which thing?

Marx: *whispers in Lani's ear*

Lani: Hmmmmmmm...
...
...
...
fine.

Marx: W007! Here we go!

*the lights fade down and a single spotlight shines over Marx*
Marx: Hellooooooo Bermuda Triangle!
Crowd: *cheers*
Marx: I’d like to take this time to introduce the band. We have Jake on the drums!
Jake: Ph34r |\/|y dr|_||\/||\/|!|\|6 $k!ll$ !
Crowd: huh…?
Marx: For the non l337, “I gots mad drumming skills, beotch.”
Crowd: *cheers*
Marx: And on lead guitar, we have The Chris!
Chris: How you doin? *winks at the ladies causing one to pass out* Told you guys that’s all it took.
Marx: And our newest member of the group on bass guitar, Felix!
Crowd: …who?
Marx: …You know…deathfromwithin? Bloodless?
Crowd: Oooooh! *cheers*
Marx: I know many of you are wondering what about Matt, and to be honest, I don’t know. He’s vanished from the face of the Earth.
Matt: Hi.
Marx: Hey Matt. Anyway I don’t know where he…SON!
Matt: FATHER!
Marx: FATHER!
Matt: SON!
Jake: MATT!
Matt: JAKE!
Chris: MATT!
Matt: CHRIS!
Chris: THE CHRIS!
Matt: MATT!
Marx: …
Felix: So…am I still playing?
Marx: Yes we’ll just have two lead guitarists…
Jake: Can we do that?
Chris: Sure we can do that.
Matt: So we’re doing that.
Marx: We’re so doing that…cuz if we don’t Felix’ll eat our unborn babies…
Felix: Please…everyone knows they’re better after they’re born. Fetuses are too salty.
Matt: …so…um…yeah…the return of Matt and the YJUTTians!
Marx: …we never agreed on that name.
Matt: Come on!
Marx: No.
Matt: Come on!
Jake: No.
Matt: Come on!
Marx: We are the YJUTTians! (Version Male)
Crowd: *cheers*
Lani: What about you!?
Marx: Oh…I am Marx!
Crowd: …
Marx: *shakes fist* Bow before me!
Crowd: *cheers*
*Matt and Felix start the beginning chords for “The Kids Aren’t Alright”*
*Jake adds in the beat*
*Chris adds in the final guitar*

When we were young the future was so bright!
(Whoooooooa!)
The whole neighborhood was so alive!
(Whoooooooa!)
And every kid on the whole damn street!
(Whoooooooa!)
Was gonna make it big on every beat!

*Justin and Katie start a mosh, but Justin ends up pushing Darth Moose who starts force strangling him again*

Now the neighborhood's cracked and torn!
(Whoooooooa!)
The kids are grown up but their lives are worn!
(Whoooooooa!)
How can one little street!
Swallow so many lives!

*X appears out of nowhere helping Harley and Dee Dee with the tshirt bazookas*

Chances thrown!
Nothing's free!
Longing for!
What used to be!
Still it's hard!
Hard to see!
Fragile lives!
Shattered dreams!
GO!!

*Matt and Chris battle for who should get the solo both playing the guitars and using they’re secret lightsaber setting at the same time, while Speedster and KF3 began squirting everyone with super soakers*

Jamie had a chance, well she really did!
(Whoooooooa!)
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids!
(Whoooooooa!)
*Kye, who was wearing a white shirt, chases Speedster and KF3 with a flaming nail gun*

Mark still lives at home cause he's got no job

*puts on a Darth Vader helmet* NOOOOOOOOOO!

….just plays guitar…smokes a lot of pot… >.>

Lani: Fiend!

Jake commited suicide

Jake: *holds out his wrists* FOR YOUUUUUUUUU!

Brandon OD'd and died
(Whooooooa!)
What the hell is going on?
Cruellest dream, reality!

*Rach dances before getting shot by Stepi, who also had a super soaker.*

Chances thrown!
Nothing's free!
Longing for!
What used to be!
Still it's hard!
Hard to see!
Fragile lives!
Shattered dreams!

*Felix and Matt battle/play this time while Chris starts playing through the crowd getting extra drinks*

Chances thrown!
Nothing's free!
Longing for!
What used to be!
Still it's hard!
Hard to see!
Fragile lives!
Shattered dreams!

*Felix, Jake, Matt and Chris all start slamming and breaking their instruments in classic rock style while Marx looks on confused.*

Marx: Um…guys? You know the girls have a number to play as well right?
Matt:… your point?

Lani: BAKA!

Matt: ...What? What'd I do?

Lani: SUPER BAKA!

Matt: *dies a little inside*

Lani: I have an idea! *twirls around and transforms into a magical girl*
Boys are stupid, that we know
So fix them quick & lets get on with the show!!
*the instuments are magically fixed with a wave of the wand*

Shinobi: Um...you do realize that magical girl transformations always have implied nudity. :wacko:

Lani: ...We're going to change, and Marx, hit him in the head!

Shinobi: ...aaaaah crap! *crunch!* OH MY SPLEEN!

*Lani and the other girls come out in school girl uniforms*
Harley: *looks at herself in the uniform* Super kawa-iiiiiii!
*Marx and Shinobi practically drooling*
Marx: A girl band…full of school girls…
Shinobi: It’s…so beautiful!
Lani: *glares* Keep staring like that fanboys and we’ll take them off!
Chris: Awesome! Do it!
Shinobi: Dooooo it! Dooooo it! *starts a crowd chant*
Kye: Gah! Whose lame idea was this?
Lani: Yours.
Kye: Oh…um…okay then…let’s rock!
Crowd: *cheers*
*the girls pull out instruments and start playing*
Robyn: Waaaaaaait! *puts her Robin plushie on the drums even though she won’t be using them* You may resume.

Uh huh, this is my shhh!
All the girls stomp your feet like this!

Marx: Uh, Lani? You know you can actually say the word right?
Lani: Quiet you!
Marx: Yes maam.

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

*Marx sneaks behind the back and starts setting off the pyro effects…and merely enjoying the purely coincidental view from the back, it’s perks really ;)*

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

*As Harley and Dee Dee play they throw out glow sticks, as Justin tries to sneak into the back as well and ends up running from a Hyperdragon*

Ooooh ooh, this my shhh! This my shhh!
Ooooh ooh, this my shhh! This my shhh!
Ooooh ooh, this my shhh! This my shhh!
Ooooh ooh, this my shhh! This my shhh!

*Nocturnal and Felix try to move up closer to get a glance up the skirts, but the Hyperdragon goes after them as well. Meanwhile Chris drank a few too many and is running around naked, blinding random people as he streaks by.*

I heard that you were talking shhh
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms downs, getting everybody fired up

*Katie and Terra run around in cheerleader outfits throwing exploding pom poms into the crowd which are all thrown at Chris to cover him up…until they explode*

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

*Jim runs in out of nowhere wearing a “Lani’s #1 Secret Admirer” shirt holding up a “Make me your love slave!” sign*

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

*Lani makes an evil smirk as she sings and walks down into the crowd touching random guys on the shoulder and winking at them which causes the Hyperdragon to pull them away to never be heard from again*

Ooooh ooh, this my shhh! This my shhh!
Ooooh ooh, this my shhh! This my shhh!
Ooooh ooh, this my shhh! This my shhh!
Ooooh ooh, this my shhh! This my shhh!

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals,no student-teachers
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust

*Walker Boh shakes his head at the insanity before he gets lifted on top of the mosh pit but dropped as Chris, still naked, runs past.*

Walker Boh: …my spleen! My poor spleen!

Let me hear you say this shhh is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This shhh is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

*For pure humor value Chris gets one of the bazookas, reloads it, and starts pelting people with bananas.*
Matt: A banana joke…great…why doesn’t he do a weiner one while he’s at it.
*Chris picks up a second bazooka*
Matt: It was a joke! Geeze Chris…Geeze!

Again
This shhh is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This shhh is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

*Chris and Matt end up getting into a brawl as Matt tries to get one of the bazookas*
Matt: So wrong…this is so wrong! Somebody put some clothes on him! The horror! Your god the horror!

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

*The fight ends up rolling over Sirdar who seemed to be a bit distracted, as X’s attack ferret joins the frey, going into Matt’s pants*
Chris: Ha! You should have been naked like me!
Matt: Get it out! Get it out!
Sirdar: …I’ll get it out.
Matt: Someone else get it out!

Ooooh ooh, this my shhh! This my shhh!
Ooooh ooh, this my shhh! This my shhh!
Ooooh ooh, this my shhh! This my shhh!
Ooooh ooh, this my shhh! This my shhh!

*Marx finished the number with the pyro to end all pyros taking momentary attention off the huge brawl. Until one of the excess sparks ends up setting Matt on fire.*

Matt: Put me out! And get it out! Put me out! The pain! AAAAGH! OOOO! EEE! RAAAAH! *rolls on the floor*
Marx: Uh…we should…go…
Lani: Agreed…