Not that half of what's on this site wouldn't qualify anyway, but here's a section for EVEN MORE.
And to start it off:


"High school's a lot like prison; bad food, high fences, the sex you want you ain't gettin and the sex you're gettin...you don't want."
-The New Guy
(I stole this one from Mark for not starting this section for me cause I'm lazy.)

"You get three worthless guys together and you're gonna have beer, you should know that by now."
"The strippers are here."
"That would be another thing you get."
-Me and Chris on the subject of virtual partying.

"Insanity takes it's toll, please have exact change."
-Can't remember. Think it was Matt.

"I know the secret to eternal life! All you have to do is live forever."
-Me

Imp "I'm BATMAN!"
Rob "Your NOT serious."
Imp "To the BATCAVE!"
Cis "He's serious"
"The fiend! He took my Batarang!!"
-Imp as Batman

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."
-A congressional candidate in Texas.

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-Dan Quayle

"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-Bill Clinton, President

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
-Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
-Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Intellectualism...I've never been there, but the brochure looks nice."
-Sheryl Crow song.

"Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza"
-Michaelangelo, Ninja Turtles

"I forgot high school's unwritten rule of hallways etiquette. Of course, no one ever explained them to me; they just stuffed me in a locker till I drew my own conclusion..."
-Xander Harris (B:TVS)

"We're all on death's doorstep, repeatedly ringing the doorbell like meniacal girls scouts trying to make our cookie quota."
-Anya Jerkins (B:TVS)

"I can beat up demons until the cow come home, and then I can beat up the cows."
-Buffy Summers (B:TVS)

But...but...how is this a stupid quote? It's a quote to live by. :P

Buffy: "Hotdog Suprise? Be still my heart..."
Willow: "Call me old fashion, I don't want any more suprises in my hotdogs..."
-Buffy & Willow on Cafeteria food. (B:TVS)

Buffy: "Don't you understand? This is SO important!"
Joyce: "It's an outfit. And outfit you may NEVER buy."
Buffy: "But... I looked good in it!!"
Joye: "You looked like a streetwalker!"
Buffy: "But a THIN streetwalker!" (Beat) "That's probably not going to be the winning arguement, is it?"
Joyce: "Your too young to wear that."
Buffy: "I'm going to be too young to wear that until I'm too old to wear that!"
Joyce: "That's the Plan..."
-Buffy and her mom on Fashion (B:TVS)

And yet again I found a Blink interview...Don't worry guys, this one's not as long as last time.
"We're not the best band in the world, but we're the most unique...Ok, maybe not... We're not the best band or the best musicians or the funniest...we're not anything really, but..uh..we try hard."
-Tom in interview

"We wanna sell a lot of records so we can keep playing and not get some stupid job."
-Travis in interview

"We're the same as always. Smae vulgar mouths, bad jokes, bad music... Bad taste in everything..."
-Mark Hoppus in interview.

Buffy: "Xander, how do you feel about rifling through some of Gile's personal files, see if you can shed some light?"
Xander: "I feel pretty good about it. Does that make me a sociopath?"
-Xander & Buffy on Privacy. (B:TVS)

Xander: "You know what? I'm sick of this crap! I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny kind of syphilis! As of this moment it's over! I'm sick of being everyone's butt-monkey!"
Buffy: "Right... No more butt-monkey."
-Xander takes a stand. (B:TVS)

"That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo!"
-Buffy-bot (B:TVS)

"In high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon. You really had to work to learn anything. But here, I mean, the energy, the collective intelligence-it's like the force, the penetrating force: I can feel my mind just opening up, you know, letting the place just thrust into it and... spurt knowledge... into... That sentece ended up in a different place than it started out in..."
-Willow Rosenburg (B:TVS)

Xander: (Cooing voice) "Who's a little fear demon? Who's a little fear demon?"
Giles: "Don't taunt the demon."
Xander: "Why? Can he hurt me?"
Giles: "No. It's just tacky."
-Xander mocks the ultimate demon of fear. (B:TVS)

Hmmmmm true.....It IS one of the most wise quotes I've heard yet........I don't know......um. It just is?

"*invents the sock store* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! I'll sell them in odd numbers so when you lose them they'll be even."

-said by...well...me, who else has that much wisdom? B) :ph43r:

LOL. Not very many.

"If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, then why the heck did people write a freakin' song about it?"
-Me

'Delta Farming....does anyone know what it is?"
" Its farming that requires water!"
"Yes Mrs. Henderson.....MOST farming DOES require water..."
Geography teacher and random student in class today......the intelligence of our generation never ceases to amaze me. My class could light a flashlight with our combined mind power!

"Hey, what can I say? My thoughts are like STDs. I don’t mean to get them, they just come to me."
-Me

"RATED R FOR FOUL LANGUAGE"

FROM CLERKS: THE CARTOON.

Randal Graves: Show us on the doll where they touched you.
Dante Hicks: Nobody touched me.
Randal Graves: Who was it? There's no more running from your past. Who touched you?
Dante Hicks: I hate you.

---

Randal Graves: State your name and latest film.
George Lucas: George Lucas, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.
Randal Graves: And, do you think Phantom Menace is as good a movie as Empire?
George Lucas: Well, certainly, I, uh, think it's the best movie I've made yet.
Randal Graves: Permission to treat this witness as hostile. Mr. Lucas, how do you explain that in Star Wars, Obi-Wan tells Luke that when he met his father he was a great pilot, but in Menace he's just a little boy?
George Lucas: Uh, well, my... my kids thought...
Randal Graves: And how come Obi-Wan tells Luke that Yoda is the Jedi that trained him, but in the movie Liam Neeson trains Obi-Wan?
George Lucas: Uh, well, the power of myth...
Randal Graves: Isn't it true you knew this was a bad movie, that you wrote it over a weekend but kept telling people it was done for years?

---

Randal Graves: I can't believe I married two guys in one year.

----

Walt: You're just jealous because me and Steve-Dave are going to have a sleepover after the fair at my mom's house.
Randal Graves: Would you two stop it with the sleepovers already. You're in your mid-twenties for God's sake.
Walt: You're just jealous that me and Steve-Dave are going to do bodypainting at the sleepover too, and play naked robber.
[Steve-Dave, Randal, and Dante's eyes bug out]
Steve-Dave: Uh, I'll have you know that naked robber was one of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry's favorite party games.

---

Jay: I wanna get in line for that Caitlin chick's kissing booth.
Dante Hicks: What? Caitlin has a kissing booth, like for charity?
Jay: Yeah, only it don't cost nothing, and it's not for charity... and there's no booth... and it's more than just kissing... and you don't have to be a guy... Dude, she's cheating on you.

----

Randal Graves: See, I scared him. He's shaking.
Dante Hicks: No, he's pleaseing himself*.
Randal Graves: Yeah, but it's out of fear.

*he used a another word. You know the one. Ask Jake. :P

---

Randal Graves: What are YOU doing here?
Dante Hicks: Apparently, someone told the boss I needed more hours for college credit.
Randal Graves: Wasn't me.
Dante Hicks: I didn't say it was you.
Randal Graves: Good, 'cause I... Okay, it was me.

---

Jay: Me and Silent Bob would just like to announce that we will officially be hanging out in front of these stores again... officially.
[Silent Bob whispers something is Jay's ear]
Jay: Oh yeah. Snooch to the noonch.

---

Harley Quinn Quotes from Batman the Animated Series:

"It is to laugh, huh Mistah J?"

"Here's to Gotham's Commissioner G.
You lock up the weirdos, the crooks and the geeks!
Yer a hero to all of the boys in blue -
But this time, baybee, the joke's on YOU!"

"Oy! Beauty school's looking pretty good about now!"

"Look on the bright side - tomorrow you'll be feeding hundreds of hungry cats!"

"Freeze, Copper! I gotcha covered, see?"

"They're Finny and Funny and oh so delish!
They're Joyful and Jolly - Joker Fish!"

"Eww! Fish stinkeroony!"

"*A-a-a-hem!* Look alive, wage slaves! Preeeesenting - the Caliph of Clowns, that Mogul of Mountebanks - the One and Only - JOKER!"

"Harley Quinn,pleased to meetcha!"

"You think after living with Mistah J I'd be used to a little pain"

"I'll show ya! I'll pull a big heist all by myself and I'll be laughing atcha, ya hear?Ha ha, Laughing! *sigh* I miss him already!"

"Nice work,butterfingers, why didn'tcha just turn the batsignal on while you were at it!"

"You really know how to put the "fun" in "funeral", boss"

"I'd just to like to say, if there were no Batman, there'd be no Joker and I never woulda met my Puddin!! Thankyou, Batman!"

"Dont'cha knock before entering a ladies boudoir?"

"Oh the irony! The grim stalwart Dark Knight and his greatest female adversary, fightin together to save the city!" (Cut to Harly handcuffed in the Batmobile) "I sense a lack of trust..."

(Hold up giant bola gun) "It's amazing whacha find in people's glove compartments!"

"Ya got a hearin problem or somethin? No nada zero sip silch, nothin okaaaaay?"

"WHEEE WAHOO WHOPPEEE!YAY YAY YAY! Er - I mean, thankyou Dr Leland"

"Hey remember me, that big charity bash a few years back, the one the Joker robbed? I wuz the clown girl holdin the gun on ya!"

"Yeesh, ya make one little mistake and they never letcha forget!"

"I din't even get ta keep my new dress - and I actually paid for it!"

"I'm havin a bad day! I'm sick of people tryin ta shoot me, run me over or blow me up!"

"I think I made a mess on your cape"

"Home again,home again, jiggity jig!"

"Wanna try my pie, Puddin?"

"Naughty naughty! Jump around like that and Doctor won't give you a lollypop!"

"Aw, c'mon Puddin - don'tcha wanna rev up ya Harley? VROOOM VROOM!"

"Face it,Harl, this stinks - yer a certified nutso wanted by the las in 2 dozen states - and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown"

"Whatever you say, Mistah J! Just gimme a sec to find the form and I'll commit myself!"

"Thanks, gotta run. Oh look is that Mayor Hill? Yoo-hoo Mistah Mayor!"

"Hey watch those hands, Boy Wonder!"

"You and yer pointy-eared partner think yer so smart! But you forgot I got a partner all my own!"

"Humph. That would make this "cradle robin" wouldn't it?"

"Gee Mistah J, yer creepin me out! You love the flamin bucket of napalm!"

"Barracuda. Down the trousers. Woops!"

"Martha Stewart, eat yer heart out!"

"You know whats a funny word? Oy. You can't say 'oy' and not smile" Loreli
"Dear Lord." Loreli's mother
"You know whats another funny word? Poodle. I don't know why, it just is." Loreli turns to daughter. "It should be our new trade mark."
"Hmmmm>" Rori.
"Loreli! Will you two stop this nonsense already!"Lorelis mother.
"Oy with the poodles already!" Rori.
--Gilmore Girls.

"I am the keeper of the cheese! And you're the lemon ranchet! I know what you want! You want my ice cream bar! People always trying to it from me! Since I was a child!"
-Ren Hohick. (Ren & Stimpy)


Buffy: "Hey Ken, wanna see my impression of Gahndhi?" (Ken looks blearily at her. Buffy swings the club down on his head with horrible force. There is a loud squishing sound.)
Lilly: "Gahndhi?"
Buffy: "Well you know... if he was really pissed off."

Me- Having variety is like having a life, it's optional
Jake- Life? What's that?
Me- A cereal, kinda good I heard

Cordy: Does looking at guns make you want to have sex?

Xander: I'm a guy, looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

(Suprised you missed this one Alan, for shame! SHAME SHAME SHAME!)

Whew. That's reassuring. For a minute there I thought maybe I was the only one that got turned on by linoleum. :P

(So you think Marx. I just didn't get to that one yet. I've got the big book of Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes. Everything that was important to quote is in this book.)

"You know Buffy, Spring Fling isn't just any dance. It's a time when students all sort of choose... a...a... mate, and, and we observe their mating ritual and tag them before they migrate. Just kill me."
-Xander on Dating.

Drusillia: "The king of cups expects a picnic, but this is not his birthday!"
Darla: "...Good point..."

(Buffy looks in a mirror and holds up two different dresses comparing them. First is a short black number.) "Hi! I'm an enormous slut!" (Holds up second dress that looks more plain) Hi, would you like a copy of the Watchtower?"
-Buffy's fashion sense.

"First, you said you were going to the library. Second, you don't go on a date without informing me first. And third, Anna Nicole Smith thinks you look tacky."
-Buffy discusses dating habits with Dawn.

"Your Amish! You won't fight back because you're Amish... I mock you with my ice cream cone amish guy..."
-Xander chooses his weapons.

Buffy: "There is nothing that cannot be solved by chocolate!"
Willow: "I think I'm gonna barf..."
Buffy: "Except that..."

"Hey I think Anya is gonna cook! Wanna come watch the tears and recriminations?"
-Dawn mocks Anya's cooking skills.

"It's people!! The doublemeat melody is PEOPLE! The beef layer is definently people!! Probably not the chicken-y parts, but WHO KNOWS?"
-Buffy on fine dinning.

Cordy: "Okay, well, I don't think its possible to come with with a crazier plan."
Oz: "We attack the Mayor with Hummus"
Cordy: "Okay, I stand corrected..."
Oz: "Just keeping things in perspective."
-The Art of War

Cool book lol but wouldn't everything that comes out of Drusilla's mouth count as a stupid quote? lol

I hear they're making a book for her quotes alone... lol.

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'." -Chris Rock

"Before you criticoze someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them you are a mile away and you have their shoes." - Me

Faith: "-It was about a hundred and eighteen degrees, I'm sleepin' without a stitch on, suddenly I hear all this screamin'. I go tearin' outside -- Stark nude -- this church bus has broken down and three vamps are feasting on half the Baptists in South Boston. So I waste the vamps and the preacher is hugging me like there's no tomorrow when the cops pull up. They arrested us both."
Xander: "They should film that story and show it ever Christmas."
-Storytime with Faith


Buffy: "How did you get the information?"
Xander: "I bribed him.
Buffy: "How much?"
Xander: "Twenty-eight bucks. Does the Council reimburse for that kind of stuff?"
Giles: "Did you keep the reciept?"
Xander: "Damn"


Giles: "It's the end of the world."
Willow/Xander: "AGAIN?!"
Xander: "It's starting to loose it's impact."
Giles: "End of the world. Divisions break dow, Hell itself flows into our lives like a sea of fire. Loss, tears, and heartrendering pain without end for every man, woman, and child on this earth. Death ten times over. For each of you and everyone you love."
Xander: "Hmm... Feeling the impact again."
-Apocolypses are fun!!


Buffy: It was you, Willow, in every detail. Except for your not being a dominatrix... As far as we know...
Willow: "Oh right, me and Oz play mistress of pain every night. Please..."
Xander: "Did anyone else just go to a scarry mental place?" (Xander, Buffy and Giles raise their hands together.)

Doc Arkham: "Let's start with your full name."
Superman: "No problem. It's Superman. One word. No hyphen."
-World's Finest

Neurotically Yours: Episode # 029: Secret Admirer

Germaine:
Oooo, Foamy, look what I got. A letter from a secret admirer in the mail today. It smells like roses and it's in a pretty blood red envelope. Eeee, my favorite colour: blood.

Foamy:
Well whooptido, you got a letter, wooooee... Probably from one of your crack addict friends, so who gives a Sh*t?

Germaine:
Shhh. Listen to what it says, listen.

"Dear Germaine, how I longed to speak these words that rain from my heart through endless patterns of longing and sorrow."

Oh, how sad.

Foamy:
f***ing looser.

Germaine:
Shhh!

"I have seen you from a far. Noticed you in the coffee shop. I thought to myself: What a perfect creature this be."

Foamy:
Give me a f***ing break, you f***ing sappy b*****.

Germaine:
"I have since watched you from a distance. Though closer than you might think. In the bookstore, in the park. Closer I crept and saw that you have to be mine. I stare at your pictures that I've taken myself: in the movie theater, in your apartment. Each celluloid frame gives me great delight and instills me pleasure, to see your naked frame shower as you wash the filth with this world from your flawless body. Perfection is thee, I will meet you and I will have you. Signed, the Eternal Watcher.

P.S. I could see you now."

What the?!

Foamy:
Haha, you have a stalker, you have a stalker, I don't. You do. You're gonna die, I can sleep at night. Nyah-nyah!

Hehe.

~Doorbell rings~

Germaine:
*gets surprised*

Foamy:
For whom the bell tolls? It tolls for thee!

Hehe. Ah, relax yourself. You jumpin' around all jittery like a f***ing crack addict. I have a friend like you, you know. Always jittery.

~Foamy opens the door~

It's just the pizza guy.

Hey, there better be extra f***ing nuts on it this time. Not like last time! I ordered them, and what was on it? Nothin'. You know what happens now?!

~Foamy grabs the pizza box~

I close the door, you get no tip. Goodbye.

*Aw, jeez, you stiffed me on the nuts!

-end

Neurotically Yours: Episode # 020: The Wallet

[Foamy ] Of wow look at this I found a wallet what’s better than finding a wallet…huh...huh??....huh??...finding a wallet with money in it!

[ Foamy ] Maybe there’s money ah wa…wa…..wa….wa.

[ Foamy] Theres like six hundred dollas in here woohoo haha

[ Foamy ] I’m a rich squirrel…..im a f***ing rich squirrel, man!

[ Foamy ] woooooo…rich squirrel

[ Foamy ] Ok now let’s see what do I do? Do I return it? Do I return it? Keep the wallet….return…keep return…keep keep keep…..maybe if there’s no i.d. I can keep it.

[ Foamy ] huh..hah..err..ets see nothing so far..ah..ah..ah ha drivers licence

[ Foamy ] er hmm do I look at it? Should I look at it

[ Foamy ] ahh its an old lady, oh man.. the address is clear as day err should I send it back?

[ Foamy ] errrr nnnnnnnnnnner

[ Foamy ] Let me weigh the options, Let me weigh the options …she’s a old lady she may need the money we all know about that social security problem there having

[ Foamy ] I could return it and she would have her six hundred dollas

[ Foamy ] But…what if she’s already dead?...a dead body does not need money ya know.

[ Foamy ] So you can see my logic

[ Foamy ] but if I don’t return it and she does need the money she could die….but if she dies, then she’d be dead and she won’t need the money

[ Foamy ] Hmmm let me consult with the powers that be.

[ Foamy ] Do I keep the wallet or shall I return it

[ Foamy ] ohhhh powers that be…please answer my question.

[ Foamy ] NOW!!!

[ Booming Voice ] RETURN THE WALLET

[ Foamy ] I can’t argue with that... I’ll go return the wallet and I hope the powers that be will smile upon me well in the future.

[ Foamy ] And I hope the lady that get’s this back appreciates it and at least writes me and “thank you” note

[ Foamy ] F***ing B*st*rds.

[ Booming Voice ] KEEP THE WALLET

End

S. Rose: ...okay, well let me be very clear on this: the video for the song "lick it up" by the band KISS is, in my opinion, the single worst atrocity ever visisted upon the human race. ever.
Tess: ever?
S. Rose: ever.
Tess: And you're gonna stand by that satement.
S. Rose. yep. i consider it a war crime.
Tess: So what you're saying is, you'd rather watch, say, the collected works of Adam Sandler than have to gaze upon the grim visage of Gene Simmons bereft of makeup.
S. Rose: i'd rather take a big dosage of billy gilmore than just about anything with the word "KISS" attached to it. and i don't even think that's a bold statement.
Tess: But they wanna rock and roll all night, Sera. All NIGHT. Also, they'd like to party ev-er-ee day. LICK IT UP BAYBEE!
S. Rose: so i've heard. ... y'know if i was wearing big metal dragon boots and vomitting blood all over the place, i wouldn't want to go around singing doofy little songs about "partying"... I'd wanna, like, crush people's skulls with... war... hammers...
-Serenity Rose #2


"I DON'T WANT TO GET NAKED WITH THE BEARS! AND STOP TRYING TO STICK THAT IN ME!"-Lenore says while at a Doctors office in Lenore #8 (You should see the faces of the people in the waiting room.)

"RAHHH!! Your earth money is of no use to me!! I just want my shoesback!! These are cat shoes!! For Cat Feet!"-Looshkin from Bear #1

"No!! Aughh!! I can't stand it!! Stop acting so cool with it!! You're just cross eyed white trash rich kids latching onto the latest big thing!! Acting like the latest dopey disposable rawkk band have something terribly innovative when in fact they're just bastardizing what decent music there was in 1993!! Like this is somehow 'your' generation, 'your' time, and corporately churned music is 'your' soundtrack!! Truth is dropping out is just the easy way to fit in! and who the hell am I kidding? I'm exactly the same. Whoo. Guitars."-Karl in Bear #2

Alec: Max, you don't wanna do this.
Max: Are you kidding? I've been waiting for this chance for months.
Alec: Well, see you're just a girl and so.. Should have known you'd cheat.
Max: That's for the virus.
Alec: That was not MY fault.
Max: That's for trying to kill Joshua.
Alec: I was just trying to protect my own.
Max: That's for getting paint all over my research papers.
Alec: Okay, yeah that was my bad.
Max: That's for making Joshua deliever your packages.
Alec: I didn't.. cut it out.
Max: That's for losing my baseball. And this, is for whatever stupid thing you do next.
Alec: That's it. My turn now bitch.
Max: What did you just call me?
Alec: Hehe. You heard me. B-I-T-C
Max: Look at that, ring girl just lost her top.
Alec: Yeah...
Max kicks Alec in the groin.
Max: Oops, sorry.
Dark Angel Season 2 episode 15 (of Season 2) or 36 (entire series number) entitled "Fugeddaboudit"

Giles: No, it's not working out.
Buffy: Giles, are you breaking up with your car?
Giles: Well, it did seduce me, all red and sporty!
Buffy: Little two-door tramp.

"What if the Hokey-Pokey is REALLY what it's all about?"

"If all the world's a stage and we are merely players... Then who the heck is writing this crap? Someone get my agent on the phone!!"

"They say you always hurt the ones you love. So if I beated you to death with this two by four, that will show how much I really care about you, huh?"

"If you keep this up you're going to end up being one of those old french men who sit in the corner of a crowded cafe with a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other and always going 'My ass itches... you people make my ass itch...'

"I will eat this candy bar now! Lunch time be damned!"

"They say if you sneeze, burp, fart, cough, and hicup all at the same time you're head will explode. Now that's entertainment."

~Philosphy by Your Lord and Master: Alan (AKA Robin)

Neurotically Yours: Episode # 015: 5 More Minutes

Very Early One Morning...

Foamy:
Hey, it's already four-fifteen. You know what you gotta do? You gotta get up and drive me to the bagel shop. You wanna know why? Because I need a bagle, and you know I need a bagel. A bagel with cream cheese, yeah the creamy cheese, everybody likes the cream and the cheese and the cheesy cream. And a cup of coffee I definitely need a cup of coffee so you get up and drive me.

Germaine:
Five more munites.

Foamy:
Five minutes? What? You crazy? You know, if you were in the army they wouldn't let you sleep an extra five minutes but I'll be nice. I'll be nice. And I'll be back in five minutes. Rest up, 'cuz....

I shall return.

5 minutes later...

Foamy:
Now is the time for you to rise and bring your squirrel... to the bagle shop. Cuz I need a bagle. And you said you would five minutes ago. So get up get me bagle and some coffee. And a cheesy cheesy creamy cheesy... cheesy cheesy.

Germaine:
Five more minutes.

Foamy:
You know if I could drive a car, I'd go myself. You and your five minutes. Okay, five minutes I come back here, you're not up, I start electricuting you with a toaster in the bathtub...

You were warned.

5 Minutes later...

Foamy:
Okay, It's been another five minutes and now I'm even more hungry than I was five minutes ago so now is the time you have to rise and bring forth your squirrel to the... bagle shop. Where I can get the cream cheese the creamy creamy cheese, cheesy cheesy cream.

C'mon, get up. Don't be so f***ing lazy. I mean you don’t do anything all day anyway., all you do is write in your stupid little poetry book. Like you have some kind of hectic life.

"Oh, I gotta go to school. Oh, I gotta take classes. Oh, I gotta do homework. Aw, life is hard, man."

F*** that Sh**, get up, take me to the store, man. Do it now. Do it now. Do it now... or taste my squirrely wrath! I do have squirrely wrath, you know. It's one of our hidden nature things.

Germaine:
Give me five more minutes.

5 minutes later...

Germaine:
Ten more minutes.

Foamy:
Ten minutes? You did not just say ten minutes. Correct me if I am wrong, I think I heard you say ten minutes. That is complete B.S. I already gave you two sets of five. That's ten! Can you count? Five, five, ten. Get your fat ass up and get me to the bagle shop!

You know what! fine! I don't even want your help. I'm gonna get myself to the the bagle shop, I'm gonna buy myself the bagle with the creamy creamy cheesy cream... cheese. You get nothing, you sit there all day, relax your day away. Or whatever the F*** you humans do.

Piece of crap!

-END

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5 MORE MINUTES

This kinda sums up YJUTT:

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat, "We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" asked Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

The Laws of Cram

1. The first law of not only Cramology, but the universe. All the world's problems can be solved through physical force and duct tape.
2. RECLINE! IT'S GREAT!
3. Procrastination is a great thing, why do now what you can do later?
4. If it takes effort, it's automatically bad. There are a few exceptions to this rule.
5. Egos kick ass, if you're better than everyone else. LET THEM KNOW IT!
6. You should never eat anything with less than 15 ingredients.
7. Sugar food are great, salty foods are also great, but what's better? Food with both sugar AND salt. (i.e. Paydays, Kettle Corn, etc.)
8. Despite what Allie says, lives are completely optional. You don't need to have one.
9. Listen to "Stacey's Mom", song's catchy like whooooooooooooa!
10. Multi-tasking is okay, as long as you don't move from your reclining position while doing it.
11. Get a clapper or one of those lights you only have to touch to turn them on. Less effort.
12. Get the normies to do stuff for ya, it's all they're good for. That and testing weaponry.
13. BLUE RASBERRY SLURPIES ARE THE SHIZZETTE!
14. The only true meat lovers pizza, has so much meat the box can't close under it's own power.
15. Ninjas and vampires automatically make everything better.
16. Learn the key smilies. >=) >.> <.< >.< v.v
17. If you're talking with someone and have no idea what's going on, just smile and nod.
18. If you're in a chat room and have no idea what's going on, just randomly put "lol", rarely fails.
19. Immaturity and laziness are great things, but there are limits. When you get too lazy to eat a Pizza Hut Meat Lovers pizza. That's bad.
20. It's okay to ignore people on the phone. *dodges a random object thrown by Allie*
21. The only reason you should eat anything green is if it has food coloring.

For updates to the laws, you'll have to check my website. What is my website you ask? CLICK ON THE WWW ICON UNDER THIS MESSAGE! B) The terms of Cram will be up shortly.

"Hey, dog entity! Rise up and bare your biscuit filthy fangs at the oppressive leash wielding demon! Goddamn my navel itches!"-Happy Noodle Boy JTHM #1

"You fucking toaster!! You're nothing! That's all you'll ever be! A toaster!! Damn!! I hae no kiwis!"-Happy Noodle Boy JTHM #1

"Those kids are after me lucky charms!! Must get to my car and escape! Shit! Speed Lines are chasing me!! Argh!! Deciet!! This was no car, afterall!! It was a Spy Moose!"-Happy Noodle Boy JTHM #2

"moo! Moo!! Mooo!! I'm voodoo cursing you!!"-Happy Noodle Boy JTHM #4

"Zoooo!! Zooo!! I am da' spooky Noodle Ghost!! boo!! are the taquitos ready yet!! Ghost need taquitos! Blah!!"-HNB JTHM #5

"Pssst, Superdog, c'mere. Bite my head and give me superpowers."- HNB JTHM#5

"Bow down!! Or I will unleash my zoinky army of surly crack-babies!!"-HNB JTHM #6

"My scheme is complete!! Soon ALL the children of the world will be dipped in fung-lum sweet and sour sauce!! They will be sweet, and sour!! Ha!! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!! Otan Ji you bi o me de tou go zai masu! Pooh!! Nibbler of damd beaver nuts!"-HNB JTHM #7

"CITIZENS OF MARS!! Surrender or I become ginat Wilford Brimley!! I have super duper rash!!!"-HNB Squee #2

"My baloney DOES have a frist anme!! But it don't tell me what it is!! That fuckin' baloney! I hate... ACK!.."-HNB Squee #3

"Wet Jimmy's Gourmet Assmeats. Will these be pickup or deliever?"-Devi I feel Sick #1

Anya: "I swear, I'm just trying to find my necklace."
Willow: "Did you try looking inside the sofa in HELL?!"
~Willow discovers that Alternate Realities are fun.

Anya: "I love a ritual sacrifice."
Buffy: "Its not really one of those..."
Anya: "To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With Pie."
~Anya explains her views on Thanksgiving Turkeys.

"You've been seeing a guy and you don't know what he looks like? Okay, it's a puzzle. No wait, I'm good at these. Does it involve a midget and a block of ice?"
~Buffy on Willow's new Boyfriend.

Oz: "So do you guys steal weapons from the army alot?"
Willow: "Well we don't have cable so we have to make our own fun."

"I always say: A day without an autopsy is like a day without sunshine..."
~Buffy at the morgue

Oz: "Once again the Hellmouth puts the special in 'Special Occassion."
Xander: "Why do I even buy tickets for these things, I ask you?"
Willow: "I wonder if I can take my dress back?"
Buffy: "Don't you dare... You guys are going to have a prom. The kind of prom everyone should have. I will give you all a fun, nice, normal evening... Even if I have to kill every single person on the planet to do it."
Xander: "Yay?"
~Prom Hellmouth style.

"Well I like you. You're nice, and funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but thats not all the time! I mean, three days out of the month I'm not that much fun to be around."
~Willow tells Oz about her feelings for him.

"That's me as a vampier? I'm so evil... and skanky. And I think I'm kind of gay."
~Willow meets her evil double.

Not really a stupid quote, but I worked on it in school, couldn't think of any other section to put it in, thought you might get a kick out of it.

Check it out

AHA! IT WORKS! At least it should work. <_<

'The squirrel is master of all that has lasted. Time, space... nothing. It all passes through the *spaz-matic tail of the furry ones. Obey the lord, obey the master. I am the only one. Concern yourself not with the reason of being. I am your answer, fear none but me. I'm the master, of all that will be. Obey fools!'

Open mic night....Squirrely wrath is iminent!!!

:D I saw bombs and pong..... bring on the insanity!!
Lol, and the laws of cram...so very true.

Thanx lol, didn't work over 4 hours on any of the above.

Now, for the quotes:

Superboy: I PITY DA FOOL WHO MESS WIT' DEE "S"! *destroys the robot*
Robin: Did he just say "I pity da--" Oh, boy.
Buffy: Uh, yeah... but it's sort of retro-cute... isn't it?
Bianca: Hell no.
Impulse: If I had a hot poker, I would put out my ears. He is dead to me.


*after stealing Wonder Girl's underwear, for Lil' Lobo*
Superboy: She won't care. I bet she doesn't even notice. It's just Laundry. A pittance to make me into a "Hootchy Magnet" What's the worst thing Lobo can do with a sports bra? Really? I've got a pretty good imagination and I stop short of misdemeanors. What's the harm?

The harm is, he's Lobo, for God's sake. He can make a convent into a pit of filth and grime by looking at it too long. I have stooped so low.

Superman: *ahem* How should we start? "I hear you're feeling like a doofus..." or "Just say no to panty raids"?


*while wearing a paper bag, shaped like Batman's mask*
Superboy: GREAT SCOTT, LITTLE CHUM! My Bat-sense is going berserk! Hand me the Bat Omni-directional Magnifying Lenses-- There's an evil Hootchi-Bootchie changing into her birthday suit, and I need to catch it on the Bat-Honey Cam!

Robin: Shut. Up.

Superboy: Awww are you frightened, little chum? Don't be! Girls are wonderful creatures! Did you read that pamplet about the bat-birds and the bat-bees?"

Robin: We don't kill. We don't kill...


Superboy: Batgirl? Wow. I heard she was a six-pack and a half of tail whup--

Robin: She can split a four-foot concrete block with her pinky, drop a room full of ninjas without a scratch or stop your heart by looking at you cross-eyed She'd never call for backup unless something went very wrong.

Superboy: Wow...Cool...uh--"

Robin: Don't

Superboy: Don't what?

Robin: Don't ask what you're about to ask. Fly that way, fast. Stop when you see trouble.

Superboy: ... So is she hot?

Robin: *sigh* She's on fire.

"When ya think about it, life is just one big pond and were all sitting ducks."

"I'm more blue than yellow"

"Well, your a blue duck then!"

Me to Lani on MSN