The YJUTT Awards 2007!!

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to…My Interstellar Galactical Moon Sphere Globe!! Don’t worry you’re almost breathing normal air, the G.I.R Units arte here for their entertainment so beware and if Darth Vader shows up tell him its all over. I’m not avoiding him I just want to see him yell NOOOOOOOO!!

As always I, Lani, is your host and this year my cohort is Marky-kins-chan, who will just make sure I do not go all that OTT.

Marx:Embrace the insanity! *shakes fist* Yes, that's all I'm going to say right now. Take it away, Lani!

Firstly i should say sorry for the lateness of the awards, its because i waited till midnight on friday to get the last Harry Potter book...I had finished it by 8am. (woo! 7hours 53 minutes!!) So i ended up sleeping half of YJUTT day away.

Things on the site have gone a little differently this year, our ranks are full of more original characters than canon, we have more girls than ever playing in our little RPG-verse and thankfully pitchforks and torches have stayed in our sheds due to the harmony and hippy love.

As we should all know by now the way this works is I put up the details of the award and its shiny nominees then you get to know who won!! Lets begin ironically with our most lazy award. The first award in the YJUTT Awards 2007 is…

Nominees for the Award for Slackiest Poster
darkhatter
SilverShattering
Sirdar
Fledgling
Nocturnal
atlantis

…Yeeeaaah… This award goes to atlantis, also known as me. I did have a suspicion when I was the only name left on the form from last year, mainly because the others were so beyond slacky they didn’t count as slacking anymore. I’d like to thank having a life and getting Mark to post for me. I’m more of a character consultant now.

Nominees for the Award for the Best Original Character
Supersonic
Falcon
Shinobi
Sirdar
Nocturnal
Shockwave
Teen Lantern
Pyron
Portal Painter
Mystic/Spirit
Lucky 7

Woo! Three way tie between Supersonic for the second year in a row as well as Portal Painter and Lucky 7.

Nominees for the Award for the Best Original Character Costume
Supersonic
Shockwave
Pyron
Shinobi
Portal Painter/Shard
Sirdar
Falcon
Nocturnal
Mystic/Spirit
Teen Lantern
Lucky 7

I didn’t realise we had so many original characters you know, but this years fantastic fan of fashion was Shockwave!! Its true that mixing futuristic shoulder pads and anime style goes so well, just look at DBZ. Coming a close second was Supersonic which just proves anti-fashion is also very now with superheroes.

Nominees for the Story that never ends Award
Fists full of…fists
Without Greta
Dark Secrets
RST
White Sun

Another tie between Fists full of…Fists and White Sun. So Shinobi, when your ready, Bliss is ready to Rumble!! And everyone lets go! How often do you get new powers to play with and destroy things?!
…Yes, I realise the irony of telling you to post…

Nominees for the Character who should have a Player
Superboy
Robin
Impulse/Kid Flash/Flash
Kid Devil
Raven
Batgirl
Supergirl
Miss Martian

Humorously every person on this list except Batgirl and Impulse (Possibly because we remember when Jake played him…) were chosen, However there was a tie for the top position between Kid Devil and Superboy. If anyone is looking for a new character look no further!

Nominees for the Award for the Most Surprised Comeback
Shinobi
Jim
Silvershattering
Falcon
Jake

The winner is our ever-loving legionnaire loon, Jim! Oh the joy that was had by all when his dulcet tones of typing were heard on our website once more…No I’m not trying to get Mark to flamethrower him…Ahem, Second place is awarded to Jake, mainly for pure awesomeness.

Nominees for the Award for the Cutest Character Couple!
Cassie and Will – It’s the classic YJUTT love story.
Duo and Marx – Are they still together?!
Freddy & Daria – aaawwww Super Kawaii!!
Will and ERIN!! – Well, now we know who Erin is…after like…a year…

Yay!! Four years in a row!! Cassie and Will are still true blue together forever and the world loves it! Just so everyone knows, in continuality Will never got with Erin. He wuvs Cassie in the uberness of ways and would never do that.

Marx: Well...he married her in the future...but that doesn't really count. But you love us! You really love us! I'm so touched! *does the worst fake crying impression ever wrought by man*
Lani: Riiiiiight. Moving along!

Nominees for the Award for Your Favourite Catch-Insult/YJUTT Word
“…Oh Yeah!”
“Baka.”
“Infidel!” *Shakes fist*
“Zing!” ”Ka-Pow!!”
Nuck
Bippy
Yax
Bobba
Squeegilie Sqooch

Oh so close!! We almost had unanimous voting for one catch-insult - “Infidel!” *Shakes fist* Fist coined by Mark way back in the day on some specific date that no one remembers. Simple yet effective. The only other vote went to the lushness that is the double whammy of “Zing!” ”Ka-Pow!!” Often used by a tag team of witty quipers.

The rest of the awards will follow after this short break for The bands of YJUTT!!

Marx: Hello everybody! The YJUTTians have returned once more! Crowd: *cheers*
Jake: Because we freakin rock! Crowd: *cheers*
Felix: And we’ll cannibalize the lot of ya! Crowd: *cheers*
Marx: They…really don’t listen to a word we say do they? Crowd: *cheers*
Matt: Not that I can tell…
Marx: …Matt! You’re back!
Matt: *shrugs* I always come back. I’m like Herpes. Crowd: *cheers*
Chris: Yay for Herpes! Crowd: *cheers*
Jake: Hm…let me test something. You guys all suck! Crowd: *cheers*
Marx: Um…you guys all rock? Crowd: *boos*
Marx: Boo me again, and I won’t actually stop Fab from being naked this year.
Crowd: …
Jake: Niiiice.
Marx: Thank you thank you. *takes a bow* Crowd: *cheers*
Matt: So…we actually going to play this year or just scew with the audience?
Marx: Okay okay, we are the YJUTTians! Crowd: *cheers*
Marx: First we have of course…me on the lead vocals with Jake backing me up!
Jake: \/\/007! Crowd: *cheers*
Marx: Yyyyeah, that joke’s kind of getting old now. I doubt I’m even gonna be able to use it next year. I hope you’re happy.
Crowd: Awww.
Marx: Anyway, we have a new drummer this year in the form of…kidflash3! Show your love!
Crowd: *throws underwear on the stage*
Kidflash3: …uh…thanx?
Marx: I didn’t mean that kind of love…but…anyway. Our base guitarist, Felix!
Felix: Cheer, damn you or you babies shall be mine! Crowd: *cheers*
Marx: And our two lead guitarists! Chris and Matt!
Chris: The Chris!
Matt: *dies a little inside*
Marx: Hey! Take that back! You need that life to rock!
Matt: Huh? Oh, sorry. *takes a little life back* Crowd: *cheers*
Marx: And finally, Justin as our keyboard ninja!
Justin: Call me! Crowd: *cheers*


Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
*Felix and Matt start the riff*
Scotty doesn’t know that Fiona and me do it-
Lani: Marx!
Marx: What? Okay fine, we’ll do another one.
*Justin starts playing the Mario Bros. theme*
It’s 1986! I’m the first grade!
I’m trying real hard to get Mario-
Lani: Marx!
Marx: Okay okay, we’ll do the real one.
*Felix starts playing a small solo*
Okay this song is for the ladies. But fellas, listen closely…
You don’t always have to-
Lani: MARX!
Marx: Whaaaaat? Okay okay! No sense of humor at all….
*Justin starts playing “Numb” as a light falls on him*
*Lights slowly fall on the others as their parts come up*

I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes

*Jim tries to get his yearly dance on with Lani before getting chased by Darth Moose, while Justin laughs, finally not having to run away from it*

(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
And every second I waste is more than I can take

*Kye starts waving around a lighter, rocker style and ends up ‘accidentally’ setting Fab’s hair on fire causing him to run around and Dee Dee and Harley chase after him with lighter fluid*

*Marx, Jake, and Felix sing*
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like-

*Fab realizes his hair looks damn cool on fire and proceeds to flirt with as many girls as possible before X’s attack ferret jumps down his pants which he can’t take off this year under the threat of being locked in Michael Jackson’s house*

Now can I get an encore, do you want more
Cookin raw with the Brooklyn boy (though I was actually born in Queens)
So for one last time I need y'all to roar

Now what the hell are you waitin for
After me, there shall be no more
So for one last time, make some noise

*The crowd cheers loudly drowning out Fab’s yells as Quarcen sets off fireworks that stream all around the arena*

Feel Good
*music changes to “Feel Good, Inc”*
Feel Good
Feel Good
Feel Good

City's breaking down on a camel's back,
They just have to go 'cause they don't know wack,
So all you fill the streets it's appealing to see,
You won't get out of town, because yer bad and free,
You've got a new horizon it's ephemeral style,
A melancholy town where we never smile,
Now all I wanna hear is the message beep,
My dreams they've got to kiss me, 'cause I don't get sleep, no—

*Mad Libbs dances with Kye and Lani in catholic school girl outfits, fulfilling most of the pervy desires for the guys even though they’re only dancing. Justin in particular keeps messing up on the keyboard trying to get a better look*

Windmill, Windmill for the land,
Turn forever hand in hand,
Take it all in on your stride,
It is sinking, falling down,
Love forever, love is free,
Let's turn forever you and me,
Windmill, windmill for the land,
Is everybody in?

*Katie pulls a lever showering everyone in M&Ms which also brings out the Hyperdragon and John Travolta out of the basement (we don’t have a basement) because everybody loves M&Ms*

Laughing gas, these hazmats, fast cats,
Lining them up like ass cracks,
Lay these ponies at the track,
Its my choc-o-late attack,
$#!+, I'm steppin' in the heart of this here,
Care bear reppin' it harder this year,
Watch me as I gravitate
HaHaHaHaHaHaaaaaa!

*Kye loads a bunch of M&Ms into a bazooka (trademark Hammerspace) and begins pelting the normies which gives the Hyperdragon live M&M bait.*

Yo, we going ghost town, this Motown,
With yo sound, You're in the blink,
Gonna bite the dust, cant fight with us,
With yo sound, you kill the INC,
So don't stop, get it, get it,
Until you're cheddar header,
watch the way I navigate,
HaHaHaHaHaHaaaaaaa!

HaHa, Shake-it, Shake-it,
Feel Good
Feel Good
Feel Good
Feel Good

*X chases Fab around trying to get his ferret back running into Darth Moose who force chokes Fab, giving Jim a way out to try to join the dancing schoolgirl trio before he’s pelted with Hyperdragon bait*

I've got another confession to make!
*music changes to “Best of you”*
I'm your fool
Everyone's got their chains to break
Holdin' you

Were you born to resist or be abused?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?

*Rach borrows Kye’s bazooka and reloads it with some of Quarcen’s leftover fireworks, firing it above the band which inadvertently sets the stage on fire. But no worries since the performing band is impervious to bullets and flame*

Has someone taken your faith?
Its real, the pain you feel
Your trust, you must
Confess

Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?

*Felix’s guitar doubles as a flamethrower and he adds to the flames with his next few notes spelling out ETI*

What I’ve done
*music changes to “What I’ve done”*

I'll face myself
To cross out what I’ve become
Erase myself
And let go of what I’ve
DONE!

*The flames on the stage erupt in a huge explosion as the song ends*

Crowd: *cheers like whoa*
Jake: Awwwww yeah, that’s what I’m talkin’ about!
Matt: We off the heezee fosheezee y’all!
Marx: …
Justin: Fo shizzle my dizzle! Yaaamean?
Marx: …I knew I shouldn’t have let you guys rap…please stop…I’m begging you.
Chris: *seeing madlibbs* Yo Shawty. How you dizooin?
Marx: …That’s it…I’m officially denying all knowledge of all of you.
Jake: Don’t hate!

Lani: Hello Mooninites! *crowd cheers*
Kye: You know…the boy group’s the YJUTTians…do we even have a name?
Lani: Shush! You’re not supposed to notice that!
Rach: Always with the shushing… *crowd cheers*
Lani: Quiet you!
Kye: We could call ourselves Ten 2!
Lani: How about…no!
Kye: Awwww.
Harley: How about Super Kawaii!
Lani: Harley that is by far the silliest thing I’ve ever heard you say.
…
Hello Mooninites! We are the Super Kawaii! *crowd cheers*
Harley: Woot! *crowd cheers*
Ely: It means super cute in Japanese. *crowd cheers*
Lani: Alright lets rock! *crowd cheers*
Mad Libbs: Lets show the boys how it’s done! *crowd cheers*
*the guys start chanting “Show us! Show us!*
Rach: I’m not sure…but I think they took that out of context…
Silvershattering: Pervs!
*A spotlight goes on Mad Libbs as she starts the piano tune to “Bring me to Life”*

How can you see into my eyes like open doors
*Kye strums a chord*
Leading you down into my core
Where I’ve become so numb
*Harley and Dee Dee join in on lead guitars with Rach on drums*
Without a soul
My spirit sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home

*Silvershattering hops on Darth Moose who hops on the Hyperdragon and they fly around showering the place in Pixie Stix*

*music changes to…well…it’s kinda obvious ain’t it?*
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
(Running through my head)

*Fuzzy finally gets out of Fab’s pants and runs for dear life tripping onto the huge pile of people who tripped over Leilu the sloth who fell asleep in the middle of the dance floor*

All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
(All the things she said)
This is not enough (enough echoes)

*music changes to “Irreplaceable”*
You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact he'll be here in a minute – baby

*Jim bribes Rach out of the bazooka and fills it with heart shaped confetti which swirls around the band*

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

*Nocturnal and Felix armed with high powered video cameras and Mardi Gras beads try to make they’re own personal Girls Gone Wild tape*

*music changes to “I wanna have your babies”*
Mm mm mm mm mm mm
Gonna button my lips so the truth don't slip
Mm mm mm mm mm mm
Gotta beep out what I really wanna shout
Whoops! Did I say it out loud?
Did you find out?
I wanna have your babies!

Marx: Er?

Yeah, serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisies

Jim: Yes, my love!
*Shortly after Jim gets chased Darth Moose, riding the Hyperdragon who sets his jeans on fire*
Jim: The pain is worth it! The pain is worth it! To have my love’s babies!
Justin: Er…I didn’t know you could have babies.
Jim: …quiet you, I can have babies if I want to.
Justin: What are you going to do? Take some from Angelina Jolie?
Jim: Why not? It’s not like she’d miss them.

*music changes to “Steal my sunshine”*
I know it's up for me
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE
Making sure I'm not in too deep
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE
Keeping versed and on my feet
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE

*Jim and Justin make a deal for Justin’s trademark M&M flavored babies*

*music changes to “Alfie”*
*Lani and Kye sing because it’s a total English accent*
Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
I'm trying to help you out, so can you stop being a twat.
It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.

Oooooo I only say it cause I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair?
Now, now there's no need to swear,
please don't despair my dear, mon frere.

*infernoassassin starts his own dance dubbed “The Ninja Panther” causing most people to join in*

*music changes to Glamorous*
We flying the first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' the life
In the fast lane
And I wont change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

Marx: *jumps on the stage and grabs a mic* If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home! You say:
Crowd: If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home!
Lani: *pushes Marx off the stage* Girl song!

*Marx lands into a mosh pit but is soon almost thrown into the growing pile of people who tripped over Leilu*

*music changes to “Candyman”*
I met him out for dinner on a Friday night
He really had me working up an appetite
He had tattoos up and down his arm
There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm
He's a one stop shop, I’m not sayin’ that
Marx: Awww
He's a sweet-talkin', sugar coated candy man
A sweet-talkin', sugar coated candyman

*The guys all listen intently for the not-so-hidden subtexts in the lyrics before getting pelted with the newly reloaded bazooka now claimed by Silvershattering*

[whispered] Sweet sugar candy man
He's a one stop, gotcha hot, I’m still not sayin’ that
[whispered] Sweet sugar candy man
He's a one stop, got me hot, making me get cherry pop
[whispered] Sweet sugar candy man
He's a one stop, get it while it's hot, baby don't stop
[whispered] Sweet sugar

*music changes to “Soft”*
I'm passed out in your garden
I'm in I can't get off so soft
I'd pop myself in your body
I'd come into your party, but I…
…
Lani: Oh…my God!…I just got what that song means…
…
EEEEEEEEEEEEW!
Kye: See what happens when you sing a guy song?
Lani: Shut up, you!

*music changes to “Okay I believe you, but my Tommy gun won’t”*
I just want to believe...I just want to believe..I just want to believe.. in us
Oh, we're so co-co-co-co-controversial
We are entirely smooth
We admit to the truth
We are the best at what we do
And these are the words you wish you wrote down
This is the way you wish your voice sounds Handsome and smart
Ooh, my tongue's the only muscle on my body
that works harder than my heart [color]
[color=lightgreen]And it's all from watching t.v.
And from speeding up my breathing
Would'nt stop if I could
Oh, it hurts to be this good

*Kidflash3 stands on top of the pile of Leilu thrown people, enjoying his nice, high cleavage view…but soon gets pelted as well*

*music changes to “What if I’m right”*
And
You'll be strong
And you'll turn me on
But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
You'll be true and be faithful too
But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
What if I'm right?

*Like a ninja, Justin’s able to disarm Silvershattering before he’s plowed into by the Hyperdragon/Darth Moose combo adding him to the pile*

*music changes to “Holding out for a Hero”*
Doom doom da da doom da da doom da day day
Doom doom da da doom da da doom da day day

Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream of what I need

*Fab realizes that he might not get arrested this year and rejoices before getting run over by Jim who now has M&M twins named Lain and Lian*

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Larger than life!
Doom doom da da doom da da doom da day day
*huge explosion*

Lani: Ha! Beat that!

Kidflash3: Waaait! Before we go on I have something to say! I’m gonna sing the Doom song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom! Doom doom doom! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doooooooom! Doom doom doom doooooooooooom!
Lani: Off! *pushes KF3 off the stage as well*

W00t! Rock on, Lani..... but what happened to the 'open ended questions' we had? I thought there were more awards than this.