Well, given my lack of artistic skills, i've decided to describe covers for each 'issue' of 'The bad and the Ass'

Cover: The title is up at the top, with mug shots of Doomsboy and Plastic Man looking up at it, pointing to one another, both saying 'You're the Ass'

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The start...

It was the usual kind of day for an off duty hero in the DCU, in other words, BORING! Honestly, do we care what our heroes do when they're off duty? Of course not! And so, instead of watching Superman clean the fortress of Solitude, or Batman make Alfred wash the guano from the cave let us instead look upon two other heroes...well...one is a hero, the other is dubiously a hero...I mean of course, Patrick 'Eel' O'Brien AKA Plastic Man, and Doomsboy AKA...uh...Doomsboy.

"Yes!" Plastic Man yelled, fiddling with his controller. "I'm winning!"

"Only because you can hit all the buttons at once!" Doomsboy yelled at him.

Yes, they were making the greatest use of the Outsider's headquarters. Playing video games while the other members weren't around.

"Ha! I win again." Plas pointed out. "That's 211 for me, and 36 for you." He told his opponent, forming his head into a smiley face.

"This thing's defective." Doomsboy protested, ripping the system out of the corner and throwing it at a wall.

"...You know you payed for that right?" Plas inquired.

"Gah! Damnit all!"

-Flip the page foolish mortal!-

(Awww, poor guy. He should have his own personally sized controller. lol Great start so far though.)

(( Can he also have his own M&M flavored....toothpicks?))

(well of course he can dear Silver. Er...Katie....er...Prime...er...whatever)

As Doomsboy was lamenting the loss of his controller, Plastic Man was doing a victory dance...and really, given his powers it was quite impressive.

"Hoot! Hoot! Hootie and the Blowfish!" He laughed.

"You stole that from Ace Ventura..." Doomsboy grumbled.

"Maybe I did, an' maybe I didn't." He grinned until red lights began flashing, and their video game was cut out by a distress signal.

"What th' hell?" Doomsy groaned in annoyance.

Plas sprang over to the screen before switching to the signal. "Hello?"

"Hello!? Justice League!?"

"Close...but...no. We're the Outsiders."

"Well...whoever you are...you're heroes right?" THe woman on the screen asked.

"...Yes." He nodded, looking over his shoulder at Doomsboy.

"Thank god...we need your help and-"

(Mwahaha, stay tuned for more)