(As usual, there will be even more characters in this one than in quite possibly 'Monk and The Monkey' and 'The Once and Future King' combined. Also I'll be doing this chapter by chapter so...yyyyeah, by the time I finish all the books, I'll probably have finished all four years of DCUniversity. In short...I wouldn't hold your breath.)

Character Colors
(This will be updated as I...ya know...actually figure out everyone's colors. As well as anyone I missed.)

Harm
Wonder Girl
Supersonic
Superboy
Secret
Lucky 7
Ravager
Shinobi
Shinigami
Shazam
Robin
Teen Lantern
Doomsboy
Spirit
Sirdar
Pyron
Match
Shockwave
Arrowette
Waribashi
Static
Falcon
Portal Painter
Nocturnal
Wraith
Cyborg
Captain Boomerang
High Velocity
Plastic Man
Elvira
Constantine
Beast Boy

Harm: ...Oh God...Oh God why? Why do we have to keep doing these infernal plays!
Robin: Oh stop your whining. The quicker we start, the faster it'll be over.
Harm: Did you not read the disclaimer at the beginning? This could never be over! Do you have any idea how many chapters must be in all the books. We'll be in this play for the rest of our natural born lives!
Robin: This coming from someone whose immortal?
Harm: ...that's besides the point...
Wonder Girl: Oh come on, sweetie. It won't be that bad.
Supersonic: You know that's what they said about the Playstation 3.
Shazam: Zing!
Harm: Oh fine. Let start picking out parts. I'm-
Robin: Snape.
Supersonic: Totally Snape.
Harm: What the-? Why am I Snape?
Wonder Girl: *puts her hand on Harm's shoulder* Baby...you're Snape.
Robin: You could always be Voldemort instead. You'd have to cut off all your hair though.
Harm: Voldemort's not technically in the first book though.
Robin: Well...then you're Snape. :P
Harm: Oh? And I suppose you're Harry then?
Robin: :huh: ...it's because my parent's are dead isn't it? :'( WAAAAAAAH!
Harm: Ooooh yeah, you're Harry.
Secret: Wiiiill, why are you always so mean to Robin?
Harm: I'm not mean. I'm just...misunderstood.
Supersonic: Which is why you're Snape.
Harm: Which is why you're Dumbledore. I'm patient.
Supersonic: Heh...heh heh....eeeeeh. :umm:
Superboy(Lancelot): AAAAGH! OOO! EEE! *rolls around*
Robin: Oh for crying out loud! That play's been over for ages!
Superboy: AAAAH...oh...well okay then. Guess I'll be Ron then.
Wonder Girl: Um...no...I think you're a little too...confident to be Ron.
Robin: Agreed.
Superboy: But....but....
Match: Um...hi...how did I get here?
Harm: Bingo.
Superboy: Oh come on! If Match isn't Malfoy I don't know who is!
Supersonic: *looks at Superboy* Oh I could think of a Malfoy.
Superboy: Oh yeah?...Well...you're gay!
Supersonic: No I'm no-... *light bulb goes off* Hey! That's so not cannon! Nothing was even said about him being gay until after all the books were done!
Superboy: Doesn't matter. Somebody dub him gay please.
TL: *makes a sword with his ring* I dub thee gay!
Supersonic: ...I hate you...
TL: :P And I dub myself-
Supersonic: Neville. We need a Neville.
Robin: Good point. Jay, you're Neville.
TL: But..why can't Risk be Neville?
Risk: ... :angry: Because I don't have any %&*#ing arms!
Duo: *snickers*
Risk: IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Duo: Dude, come on...that's just hilarious. Maybe you should go after Superboy/man Prime two more times and it'll be like the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. We'll call you Torso Boy!
Risk: ...I hate you all...*walks away*
Duo: Was that too mean?
Ravager: Ha! Sounded fine to me.
Duo: Thought so.
Ravager: Heh heh. Torso boy.
Duo: I liked that too! And...Will why are you smiling at me?
Harm: Hmmmm. I think we have a McGonagall.
Duo: What? Why am I McGonagall?
Ravager: Oh I don't know...maybe because you're the oldest Titan...ever...in the entire history of the Titans...you're technically a senior citizen.
Duo: ...the Hell years don't count...
Supersonic: Hey, if I'm gay then you're old, that's just how it is.
Duo: ...
Shockwave: Oh...God...I'm the only short girl left. *takes off*
Harm: Get her!
Doomsboy: I got her *picks her up*
Shockwave: NOOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO BE GINNY! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Doomsboy: Oh suck it up, there's only one real character I can play as well.
Shockwave: I don't care! I'm not gonna be Ginny!
Robin: Okay, fine fine, stop freaking out. You can be Flitwick or something.
Shockwave: ...I'm not that short...-_-
Secret: What about me?
Harm: Hm, to be honest the perfect character for you won't be introduced for a couple of books. Ginny til then?
Robin: Ginny til then.
Secret: Yay!
Harm: Alright guys, I think that's enough to start on.
Robin: On with the play!
TL: Didn't you say that last time?
Robin: Doesn't matter. On with the play!

Heehee, so far so good.

And Jay as Neville is actually somewhat fitting...although i'd imagine Sirdar being Dumbledore would make more sense heh.

And WHO is the character Doomsboy gets to be? Or even Shinobi and Plas?

Ooooh! And is Luna the character for secret?

I call Static as Dean Tomas and Shazam as Cedric Diggery!! B) And Spirit is Cho Chang! :huh: Boomerang is Oliver Wood and Waribashi as Lupin!!

An an amusing note about Super claiming it's not cannon that Dumbledore is gay one of my friends was reading that and his exact words were

'Bull----! It came from the author of the series herself!'

lol Sirdar as Dumbledore would be a better fit, but nowhere near as funny. As for Shinobi and Plas? Not sure, I'll probably assign them something as I go along, or if you have any preferences you can pick them like KF3 did(good picks by the way, saved me some time thinking of them lol, though I don't think Cedric, Cho, and definitely not Lupin are in the first book, I'll keep those choices in mind though)

Oh and yeah, Luna's the character for Secret, it's a perfect match once she's introduced. As for Doomsboy, you shall see! And once you do you'll be all 'D'oh! Of course!'

And yeah, I know it's technically cannon, but the way I do find it odd that I highly doubt anyone heard that and said 'I knew he was gay!'. Accurate or not it just seemed kind of out of the blue unless there were signs.

Well, the fact that, despite his age, Dumbledore has made no mention of ever being married or having children and/or grandchildren.

Hm...good point. But we didn't really get to know any of the teachers that well when you think about it. I think Dumbledore and Snape are the only ones we really got to learn anything about their personal lives.

*wondering if I should have Harm double as the Bloody Baron*

Any chance of John Constantine getting in on this?

Definitely. Shouldn't be a problem.

Where is Beast Boy? He could be someone. Anyone male. Sirius turns into a dog.

Beast Boy wasn't on there? My bad. Has been fixed.

But, but, I don't wanna be Ginny!

*thinks a bit* I can't, for the life of me, think of who Rose could be.

Oh I don't know, if I had a twin maybe!!!! But I ain't dying my hair red, you can forget it!!

lol I'm not quite sure who Rose would be either. I'll probably figure it out as I'm going through the chapters.