And you should all bow down to me.

B)

Jake! Welcome back! And I refuse to bow. Hm...*gets a panda to do it* There ya go. :D

Good enough. :D

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *tackles Jake* Quick! Tie him up and chain him to something! We wont let him escape again!

I've got the handcuffs!
...
What?

I believe I'm being forbidden to leave ever again through force and bondage.
Sounds kinky, any females involved?

*walks up to Jake and pokes him* So you are real! I tell you, I keep hearing about you but never have I actually seen yo post. Oh, and as for your question about females being involved, I'm game. :D

How come I don't get any fun bondage? *pouts* Do I need to disappear again...Anyway...

*thwacks Jake* That's right. You're staying, and you're playing Batman again. And whatever other characters you had.

I like her. :P
...
I mean yes, I do really exist! It's been a long time since I've been here though, obviously.
And what? Me? Play a character on the RPG I co-created?
That makes so little sense it could actually work!

And I don't know why you get no bondage, maybe you should tie yourself up and see if anything happens.

And if Justin really wants his own bondage.....*grabs the ductape and gag balls* Bondage he shall have. *starts to tape him up*

Yay! Do I get to have the fun kind?

Lani'll probably be in on it too after she sees this post, so that's two girls. And of course we're doing the fun bondage for both of you. Now...where are those defibrillators?

On a side note, Batman becoming an Outsider again with the current team would be priceless. I can see it now.

Batman: I...would...rather team up with The Joker and Joe Chill than to ever be around any of you ever again. Rest peacful in the fact that you've all driven me insane, a feat that no one's been able to accomplish...without...you know...having godlike power and killing me countless times. Goodbye.

I know you. But I don't know you. And so I say this

HELLO

And Batman joining would be awesome. Jsut to see how him and Constantine would get along.

And Jay getting tied up makes me think of how the Chat-RP had ended Last Night.

That was just terrifying...


Heh.

JAKE!!! JAKE!! JAAAAAKE!!!!
Hi, Hello, how are you? where have you been? hows the whole of Texas? are there any polar bears there yet? i sent them weeks ago to dance for you!! And you should see my shiny ring mark got me because i know he told you now the big secret teller that he is, we were going to phone you first before telling my parents but the time difference wasn't in your favour...I missed you. *Huggles for Jake!*...COOTIES!!!

LANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I, along with the whole of Texas, am fantastic. As for where I've been... Wow, where haven't I been? I've seen a couple of polar bears, but they were too tired to dance. They don't seem to like the heat.
And yeah! Was that why you called me randomly at like 4am a few weeks ago? 'Cause I actually answered, but you didn't say anything.
I've missed you too!!!!!
*Gets cooties*

Your all mad. Mad as the Hatter.

Awesome Sauce.

I'd say we're all madder than the Hatter. Oo that rhymed...kinda...

Matter rhymes with hatter, but madder rhymes with bladder, and urine rhymes with ice cream, so let's all party!

Ahhhh, I missed the third most insane member of our group. *Smiles happily*

Now then, as Stewie would say...this calls for a Sexy Party!!!

Third? Who are the first two?

Chris is on the list somewhere, and either Marx or Lani...but then, i've just had more exposure to them lately than you so it might be incorrect...

Hmmm... Sounds fair. Back to the sexy party then!

Yaaaaaay!

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Sexy Party

I've posted this somewhere already but it's still relevant. *does the sexy party dance* And woo! I'm on the top 3 insane! lol Though it's hilarious that the top 3 are the admins. It's how it should be. :P

Then what Number be I on that List Justin?

Or do I tell them what you dream about?

Ha ha. YOU created that dream.

And besides, you're probably ninth.

I know some CRAZY people. I know people Jeffrey Dahmer would say 'Yeah, I might have killed some people, and ate them, but you see that guy over there? HE'S crazy.'

What dream was this that Justin won't admit to having had?
Was it the one where he goes to a gay bar to discover himself, 'cause he's had that one before.

I'm probably 4th craziest (I just know how to hide it B) )

I am glad that your safe dude, bomer and batman would be interesting but then I would go back to second-in-command and I don't want that!

He dreamt of being Raped by Joe Wilson (Jericho)

On that note i'd like to point out that the only people involved in a sexy party are guys....you weirdos.

And yes Jelloboy, but i think that ws the second time i called because i got confused about the time back and forwards...blame mark!! blame blame blame. I bought you a decootie scrubber for christmas!! *PUSH!! watches you get scrubbed like shaun the sheep* MWAHHAHAHAA!!

Well if there are only guys in sexy parties then why are only girls singing the song? Hm? Hm? Hmmmmmmm?

As long as we have attractive girls running around in various states of undress i'm happy.

What state of undress are the females currently here in?

I am fully clothed thank you! Though what kind of clothes I shall not reveal. ;)2

And now Justin is gonna have to take a Cold Shower

Wooo, sense of mystery!

I bet she's wearing __________________ and ___________ with a silk ________

I bet she's wearing Socks and slippers with a silk Rose on them.

Personally i'm in my work uniform...dull. To the work-mobil!!

Socks and slippers are fine.
If that's all.
That's one of the best stages of undress!
Of course if she's wearing _jeans_ and a _t-shirt_ with a silk _choker_, that's fine too, though she should really have on a jacket 'cause it's kinda cold lately.
And I don't blame anybody, I just wish you'd actually talked. It's Christmas break, until about the 14th I'll be up 'til 3 or 4 am anyway.

Jaaaake! How do I send those mass emails on the mailing list? The YJUTT ones that you have to sign up to receive at the bottom of the main page.

Don't you think about vanishing again. *shakes fist*