Very soon now the internet will crash and burn. I know what you're saying, how could it possibly happen. Well of all people a teach in the midwest that found out just how easy it is. Without going into details there is a fault in a piece of networking hardware called routers, specifically a protocal they use. It allows a hacker to break in and make it restart, and continue to make it restart until it doesn't know whats what. A mass attack on a bunch of places at once could bring the internet to its knees.

I knew the midwest was where all the evil in the world lived, and this just proves it. If you'd like to expand your brain in the way of hacking you can always go to this site and read up on it.

Cert.org

Interesting. Damn hicks. How dare they. Oh well, we can always hope that they wont be smart enough to carry out any detailed or complicated plans. (No offense to anyone on here from the Midwest of course, you guys all rock, please don't shoot me Robin. :unsure: )

(Holds up long sword) Oh I won't shoot you Sano... But I do suggest you run... BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Actually I've just been looking for an excuse to use the sword. Call the Midwest all the bad names you want, I don't care, LOL.

*runs away avoiding the incoming slashes*

HAHA, Sounds like someone is anxious to move out of the midwest. Now are you at least in a major city or the middle of farm country?

ANYWHERE THAT ISN'T NEBASKA!!! (Swings sword taking off a chunk of Sano's hair)

LMAO. And too bad I don't have enough hair to cut off with a sword. Ha-ha.

*pauses for a moment before running away again*