Character Colors

Impulse
Superboy
Risk
Wonder Girl
Falcon
Audience
Robin
Shinigami
Batgirl
Batman
Nightwing
Harm
Secret

*everyone draws the parts they will play in straws*

Batgirl:....
Wonder Girl: I know how you feel.
Risk: This...is not cool.
Robin: Ugh! I can't believe this, oh well we might as well get this over. Lets start already!



*Sanzou Genjou looks around the desert on his horse*
Impulse( Sanzou): The desert is soooo boooooring!
*Falcon pears her head out the stage*
Falcon: Bart! That's not your line!
Impulse(Sanzou): Yeah, well I forgot it.
Falcon: *glares at Impulse* You have a photographic memory...
Impulse(Sanzou): Fine, I didn't read the script. Looked booring, thought I'd spice it up some!
*Falcon walks away shaking her head*
Impulse(Sanzou): Ok, now where was I...?
Superboy(Front of Horse): You were about to get off of us! How did we get being the horse?
Risk(Horse's Butt): Shut up Kon! At least you're not the horse's butt.
*Sanzou smacks the horse*
Impulse(Sanzou): QUIET! Horses don't talk! Onward my noble steed! Heh heh.
*The horse grumbles and keeps trodding as they come along a mountain*
Superboy(Front of Horse): You're supposed to mention the stone monkey sealed in the mountain. Read the freakin script!
*Sanzou smacks the horse again*
Impulse(Sanzou): Quiet Horse! Legend says there's a stone monkey in that temple! Let find the monkey! MONKEY MONKEY!
*from the mountain a lasso wraps around Sanzou and he gets struck by lightning*
Wonder Girl(Goku): Don't call me a monkey! Ugh! I can't believe I drew this part. I wanna be the monk!
*Sanzou sticks his tongue out at Goku as he gets off the floor*
Impulse(Sanzou): See? That's probably why you're chained to that mountain, Monnnnnnnnnnnnkeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
Audience: READ THE FREAKIN SCRIPT!
Impulse(Sanzou): Fine, fine. I'll read the stupid script.
*Sanzou zooms away and comes back in a second*
Impulse(Sanzou): There, I read it. Heh heh. Now if you're a good monkey I'll let you go so you can be my disciple.
Wonder Girl(Goku): ...grrrrrr. You know, even though I'm chained I can still shock you with my lasso again.
*a being appears from the sky*
Falcon(Sakyamuni): Now now Cassie...uh...I mean Goku....
Wonder Girl(Goku): Falcon? I mean Lady Sakyyyaa something...How'd you get to be a goddess?
Falcon(Sakyamuni): What can I say? I'm good like that. But to the point. Your violent ways have caused much suffering, but if you escort the monk to India all you wrongs shall be forgiven.
Impulse(Sanzou): Violent acts? Now that you mention it she did just shock me with a lightning bolt. That could have killed me.
Wonder Girl(Goku): ..... Fine, I'll go.
Impulse(Sanzou): Good. I'll lead the way Monnnnnnnnnnnkeeeeeeeey!!
*Goku punches Sanzou halfway across the desert*
Falcon(Sakyamuni): Gokuuuu, the audience *tilts head toward the audience*
Wonder Girl(Goku): Fine, fine. I'll try.

Falcon(narrator): Ha Ha, I have two parts...oh...anyway. After being joined by Gojou Sa, the Water Demon and Hakkai Cho, the Pig, the group set off on their journey to the west.
Wonder Girl(Goku): Let's just get this over with.
Shinigami(Gojou): I'm...a demon. Oh the irony...
Robin(Hakkai): .... This is wrong in so many ways. I want to switch parts.
Wonder Girl(Goku): Oooooh no! If I have to be the monkey, you have to be the pig.
Impulse(Sanzou): Hakkai, shouldn't you be oinking?*grins*
Robin(Hakkai):.... Oink oink. Just wait until after this play is over Bart, just wait...
*everybody snickers*
Superboy(Front of Horse): *snicker* Sorry Rob, you just oink so well.
Robin(Hakkai): Sanzou, the horse is talking again...
*Sanzou smacks the horse again.*
Wonder Girl(Goku): ..... Master....there's a village over there.*points towards the building in the distance*
Impulse(Sanzou): Coool, hurry horse hurry! *kicks the horse repeatedly* Yah! Yah!
Risk(Horse's Butt) OW! OW! OW! Would you stop that!? OW!
*As they get to the house, they see a girl twitching inside*
Impulse(Sanzou): *runs up to the girl* Awww, don't cry. What's wrong....BATGIRL?
Batgirl(Chief's daughter): *twitch* I'm...a....damsel in distress...*twitch twitch* I need to hit something...*looks at Sanzou*
Impulse(Sanzou): Huh boy, this won't end well....
*Sanzou goes flying out of the building*
Robin(Hakkai): *having a hard time not laughing* What's the problem Cass?
Batgirl(Chief's daughter): A...demon will marry me by the full moon if he isn't stopped.
Impulse(Sanzou): *runs back in the room* Oo that's a lucky demon.
*Sanzou goes flying out of the house again*
Batgirl(Chief's daughter): They're names are Ginkaku and Kinkaku. *twitch twitch*
Wonder Girl(Goku): Don't worry, we'll take care of it.
*As the group goes outside, they find that it's harder to find the two demons than they thought.*
Impulse(Sanzou): *runs around aimlessy* This is gonna take foreeeeeeeveeeeeeeer. We should quit looking and go on a Road Tri-
*Gojou holds her scythe to Sanzou's neck*
Shinigami(Gojou): Finish that sentence and die.
*The horse starts snickering as the front and back separate*
Superboy(Front of Horse): MUWAHAHA! You fools fell for our trap.
Risk(Horse's Butt): This horse is only a disguise for we're really....
Superboy(Front of Horse): Ginkaku and Kinkaku! MUWAHAHAHAHAAA!
Shinigami(Gojou): *glares at Ginkaku*
Risk(Ginkaku): What? It's part of the play.
Shinigami(Gojou): *keeps glaring*
Risk(Ginkaku): Come on Duo.
Shinigami(Gojou): *still glaring*
Risk(Ginkaku): Sorry Kin, I'm out. *walks away*
Superboy(Kinkaku): Dude! You are so whipped!
Impulse(Sanzou): Now you'll get it! We know who you are now ,and it's on!....*runs behind a rock* Go get him my loyal disciples.
Shinigami(Gojou): *stands back* I refuse to take orders from you.
Robin(Hakkai): *stands back and crosses his arms* Oink Oink.
Impulse(Sanzou): Oh come on guys.
Superboy(Kinkaku): Just you and me Imp. *cracks knuckles*
*Sanzou tries to run away, but can't move*
Superboy(Kinkaku): Gotta love Tactile TK. *pummels Sanzou*
Wonder Girl(Goku): *sighs and mumbles under breath* I can't believe I'm about to say this....STOP! YOU MONK ATTACKING EVILDOER! I GOKU SON WILL SMITE YOU FOR YOUR INFIDELITIES!
Superboy(Kinkaku): ......uuuuh
Wonder Girl(Goku): Just shut up and fight me!
Superboy(Kinkaku): If you say so Cass- AAAAGH! *gets attack by dozens of small monkeys*
Wonder Girl(Goku): That's what happens when you mess with monkey magic....or special effects, whatever.
Impulse(Sanzou): *runs up to Goku* Thank you so much.
Wonder Girl(Goku): Ugh! Bart you're hopeless.
Impulse(Sanzou): Least I'm not a monkey.
Wonder Girl(Goku): *twitch*....*takes out the lasso*
Impulse(Sanzou): No Goku, it was just a joke...a joke AAAAAAAAAAAGGGH!!
Audience: YEEEEAH MONKEY! MONKEY! MONKEY!
Wonder Girl(Goku): *twitch*
*humming sound comes from the audience*
Shinigami(Gojou): Come on, what now?
*three beings come out from the audience*
Harm(Gyumaoh): Not bad. But you're not getting past me. *points back to his minions*
Batman(Kougiji A): ....*sigh*
Nightwing(Kougiji B ): I agree....

Robin(Hakkai): That proves it, it's a conspiracy against the Bat-Clan.
Impulse(Sanzou): We have to fight those three? This is so unfair
*Gyumaoh walks up to Sanzou*
Harm(Gyumaoh): Actually, you're coming with me. The flesh of the monk will make me immortal.
Impulse(Sanzou): I thought you were already immortal.
Harm(Gyumaoh): ..... Shut up. You're still coming with me.
Wonder Girl(Goku): WAIT!
Harm(Gyumaoh): Huh?
*Goku drags Sanzou offstage*
Impulse: HEEEEEY! OW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP THAT!
*Goku and Sanzou return*
Impulse(Goku): What the-? How'd I become the monkey?
Wonder Girl(Sanzou): Take me Will...er..Gyumaoh.
Harm(Gyumaoh): *raises and eyebrow and smirks* Works for me. *picks up Sanzou*
Impulse(Goku): Hey, what happened to the pig?
Supersonic(Hakkai): ..... Robin's soooo getting a wedgie for this.
Harm(Gyumaoh): Wait...if Robin's gone... *looks back at his minions*
Traya(Kougiji A) ....Hi.
Cissie(Kougiji B ) Oohhh, "They're going to be doing a play." you said. "It'll be fun." you said...
Traya(Kougiji A) Hey, how was I supposed to know?
Harm(Gyumaoh): *bangs head repeatedly against the wall* Damn Bat-Clan!
Wonder Girl(Sanzou): Awww Will, we can still get away.
Harm(Gyumaoh): True, peace out. Um, take them out my minions.*shadowports away*
Audience: Cooooooooooooooool!
Cissie(Kougiji B ): Pshhh! Yeah right! *takes Kougiji A and runs offstage*
Supersonic(Hakkai): Oink oink. Let's hurry up and beat the baddies already.
Impulse(Goku): You just want to hurry cuz you're the pig.
*Hakkai shocks Goku with an electric bolt*
Supersonic(Hakkai): I'm suprised you don't...monnnnnnnnnnnnkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!
Impulse(Goku): *getting up off the floor* Good point. ONWARD! TO SAVE THE MASTER!
Shinigami(Gojou): I'm surrounded by idiots. Why me?

Falcon(narrator): And so, to rescue Sanzou, Goku and company travel to Gyumaoh's lair on Fire Mountain.
Impulse(Goku): Gyumaoh! Return our Master to us!
*Gyumaoh sits on his throne with Sanzou, chained to it dressed like Princess Laiya(sp?) when she was kidnapped by Jabba the Hut*
Supersonic(Hakkai): Sweet Mama Lucita, Harm, how'd you get her into that? *tongue hangs out on the floor*
*Gyumaoh fires a blast that knocks Hakkai off the stage*
Audience: Oooo! Aaaaah!
Impulse(Goku): Um...We've come to save y- whoa Hakkai was right, you look great in that thing Cassie
Wonder Girl(Sanzou): .... Would you at least try to look at my eyes when you say that!
Impulse(Goku): Um, anyway we're here to save you.
Wonder Girl(Sanzou): No thanks. I'm good here.
Impulse(Goku): Huh? Heey! And you talk about me not following the script!
*Gyumaoh gets off his throne and comes down to the floor in front of Goku*
Harm(Gyumaoh): Ok then, if you really want her, go by me to do it.
Impulse(Goku): *backing up* Whoa whoa whoa! I'm not sure I want her bad enough to get killed in the process...
Wonder Girl(Sanzou): *jaw drops* What happened to me being "The girl who made you like girls"?
Impulse(Goku): Hey, those weren't my words. Geoff Johns put that there, Carol made me like girls....Cass? um I was kidding. You can put down the lasso. Cass? Cass? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Shinigami(Gojou): That's enough, I'm sick of the sucky part I have in this play. I'll fight you Gyumaoh!
Harm(Gyumaoh): Um, ok. Don't think I'll go easy on you, just because we're friends.
Shinigami(Gojou): Friends? Do you realize that we have yet to go through a story without you attacking me?
Harm(Gyumaoh): Hey, you were evil and either killing Cassie or taking her to Hell.
Shinigami(Gojou): Oh? What about Road Trip?
Harm(Gyumaoh): Um...yeah. See that was just as simple as being in the wrong place at the wrong time. I would have choked Robin if he was close enough.
Shinigami(Gojou): Really? What if Cassie was close huh?
Harm(Gyumaoh): ...Um.....
Shinigami(Gojou): "...Um....."? That your final answer? You'd do jack and you know it!
Harm(Gyumaoh): ..... Just shut up and fight me...
*Gojou hits Gyumaoh across the cheek with her scythe*
Harm(Gyumaoh): ....I see that I'm going to have to attack you in fanfics too.
*Gyumaoh and Gojou go into an intense fight scene that destroys half the set before realizing that they both have thier blades to each others' necks.*
Shinigami(Gojou)*puts the scythe away* You know what? I'm joining you. We're too freakin even.
Harm(Gyumoah): I agree with you, got nothing against you joining me, welcome.
Supersonic(Hakkai): I didn't know we could do that, I want to join you too.
Harm(Gyumaoh): Ok, works for me.
Impulse(Goku): Heeeey, I wanna join too.
Harm(Gyumaoh): Uh uh, you're the main good guy, you can't turn evil.
Impulse(Goku): But...but...
*Hakkai charges up and electric blast, Gojou twirls her scythe and Sanzou swings her lasso*
Impulse(Goku): You...you know what? I quit, journeys of redemptions are overrated anyway. *runs away*
*everyone pauses*
Wonder Girl(Sanzou): So...does this mean the play's over?
*Gyumaoh walks to the audience*
Harm(Gyumaoh): The moral of the story is, good doesn't always beat evil.
Audience: Especially if Marx is writing it.
Harm(Gyumaoh): Exactly.
*"Shaft" theme music starts playing as bass and back up singers come to the stage*
Bass Singer: *singing* He's a complicated man, but no one understands him but his woman.
Backup Singers: *singing* Billy Hayes
Harm: It's Will, if you're gonna say it, say it right. *puts on shades and walks away....turns back*
Backup Singers: *singing* Hayes! He is Will Hayes, he's one bad mutha-
Harm: Shut yo mouth!
Wonder Girl: They're only talking about you Will.
Harm: I can dig it.
*Harm looks back*
Backup Singers: *singing* Hayes!
*Harm puts the horse outfit back on Superboy and Risk. Then picks up Cassie and rides into the sunset to the "Shaft" music*