>>>First off, let me begin by saying that this was mostly written by clone(The leprechaun) ....I just put in some input time to time....erm...yeah, thats it...
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...Hey! What do you exspect to find when three fangirls find themselves on a sugar high on a saturday evening with nothing better to do?!?

Second, PLEASE send me reviews over the PM line and let me know what you think. Pweeease!<<

C-E/ L-S/A-C: This is a collaberation of two authors and one weird person that has nothing to do with anything minds on one similar subject. AND WE'RE BORED! So together with our combined powers and creativeness (plus a working mouse!) we will control the universes of fangirldom and BISHIES! GO BISHIES! Clone-Eden! Leigh Sims(author of Falcon series and New Girl)! And ASHLEY-CHAN(no relation)! WE WILL CONQUER THE WORLD!!! *SMACK* Ow! Stop it Ash!

Cast:
C-E ~ Clone Eden
L-S ~ Leigh Sims
A-C ~ Ashley Chan
Falcon ~ Falcon
MI ~ Milly
ML ~ Meryl
Vash ~ Himself
Knives ~ Knives
KN ~ Kuroneko
Robin ~ Robin (From the comics)
IM ~ Impulse
SF ~ Starfire (From Teen Titans)
BB ~ Beast Boy (From Teen Titans)
RP ~ Random Person from Gunsmoke
Secret ~ Secret
RV ~ Raven


~~~~Now The Story Begins~~~~

It was dark. Too dark to be night. Robin pulled out his collapsable staff and searched like a blind man with his cane.

Unknown: "Ow! Who's hitting me with a stick?!"

Robin: "Sorry..."

Unknown: "Ti- Robin?"

Suddenly, a bright light floods a room no bigger then 20x20 feet with walls of concrete, no apparent doors, windows or vents. Which broght up another question. Where did the air come in? (At which point, Eden smacked Sims over the head and told her not to point plot holes.) Robin collapses his staff and puts it back in his belt. He sees Falcon.

Robin: "Falcon? Where are we?"

They look around to see several other people. Some unknown and some known.

Falcon: "Um.. Somewhere?"

Knives: "Who're those freaks?"

Vash: "Why are they dressed in spandex?"

Knives: "What's spandex?"

Silence.

BB: "Well, this is awkward."

~~~~In A Local Labratory, A Few Minutes Before The Intro.~~~~

A girl with short, brown, unrully hair and yellow tinged glasses stood mixing chemicals in her white lab coat and lauging maniacally. Behind her, a tall girl with shoulder lenght hair and another girl with long brown hair and looks like a clone of the Falcon save for the oval glasses stand behind her. Meet Eden (the crazy one), Ash-chan (the tall one), and Leigh (the "edgy" one). And somewhere in the background, Weird Al played his sadistic tunes.

C-E: *cackle cackle* *mix mix*

L-S: "Oi, what's she up to now?"

A-C: *shrugs*

L-S: "It better not be like the time she blew up half the dorms!"

A-C: *chuckle*

L-S: *stares at Ash* "You gonna say anything?"

A-C: *shrugs*

Then suddenly, a bright light exploded from the test tubes as Eden added one last chemical. The light faded and all of the aforementioned (see cast list) group laid on the ground, unconscious (aside from one Kuroneko). Awkward silence as the authors stand covered in soot (for some weird reason).

KN: "Myaaa."

A-C: "Isn't that Knives?...Eden?"

C-E: "............EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" *latch*

L-S: *gasp* "Anime characters, comic book characters and cartoon characters... EEP! It's ME!" *points to Falcon* "We're two people but one person but two bodies but but- my head hurts."

A-C: "CALM DOWN! Eden leave Knives alone. (C-E: awww) We need to put them somewhere...."

Robin starts waking up.

Robin: "What's goin-" *Leigih glomps him and he goes unconsious.*

Eden stands up, letting go of Knives, and dusting off her lab coat. She starts dragging Vash into a little chamber. After setting him down, she procedes to carry the rest into the room. She makes sure to take everyone's weapons that might help them escape.

A-C: "Eden...?"

Leigh clings to Robin dragging him into the chamber as well.

L-S: "This is the happiest time of my life!!"

Soon enough, everyone lays in the chamber and Ash and Eden pull Leigh from Robin's limp body. Leigh grabs onto the cement floor and screams.

L-S: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Ashley tries to negotiate with Sims and Eden stands in the background singing Alberquerque. Eden suddenly stops.

C-E: "Hey, I put a camera in there and it's hooked up to the Plasma in the front room......"

Silence.

A-C & L-S: "WHAT?!?"

L-S: *stands up* "Why do you have a camera in a random room in the basement?"

C-E: *stares* "Idunno."

A-C: "Oi. Come on Leigh you can watch on the tv."

L-S: "YAY!" *runs into the living room*

The others shrug and Ashley follows Leigh. Eden closes the reinforced steel door with brick camoflague and activated the lock. She ran upstairs cackling.

~~~~In "The Room"~~~~

Introductions are made and Robin finds himself in the middle of a four-girl-circle (Starfire, Flacon, Secret and Milly).

Robin: "ummm."

MI: "Aw, you're so cute." *pinches his cheek (the face *smacks Leigh for being perverted*)*

Secret: "Robin, what's going on?"

SF: "Robin, who are these -other- female life beings?"

Robin: "er..." *points to Falcon* "That's Falcon?"

Falcon: *hits him over the head* "Of course I'm Falcon! What?! Forget your own girlfriend?"

SF & Secret: "GIRLFRIEND?!?!" *jumps on Falcon and a "fight cloud" appears*

Kuroneko jumps out of the cloud.

KN: "Myaa." *walks past Vash, who is sitting down shaking his head*

Vash: "Why are all those women fighting over HIM for?"

IM: *leans towards Vash* "I think it's the cape."

Vash: "......"

BB: "Chicks dig the cape, dude."

Vash smiles and turns his back to the room, ripping off his coat. Various rips and tears can be seen as he creates a new "outfit."

~~~~In The Living Room~~~~

Eden sits upside down on the couch next to Ash and Leigh. Ash-chan laughs her head off as Leigh cheers on the fight.

L-S: "Come on Falcon! You can do it! Right, Left!" *does punching motions*

Eden drops a few pieces of popcorn in her mouth, orienting the camera on Knives. Leigh hovers over Eden with fire in her eyes.

L-S: *uses the "voice"* "I. Want. To see. The FIGHT!!!" *lunges for the remote in Eden's hands*

~~~~Back In "The Room"~~~~

Vash appears wearing his red coat tied around his neck as a cape. Knives shakes his head. Vash walks up to the cloud.

Vash: *sparkly eyes* "Hello ladies."

Screeech. Everyone stops and stares at Vash. The cloud disappears from the cat fight (myaa) and the girls stare at Vash in the middle of their actions. Falcon straddles Starfire about to punch as Secret holds some of Falcon's hair in her solidified hand. Silence.

Vash: "So..." *walks over to the girls as the room follows his actions* "How about we leave this place and get something to eat?"

Meryl walks over to Vash and hits him over the head.

ML: "You idiot! We can't get out!" *hits him over repeatedly until he passes out*

Everyone stares at Vash's bloody head.

SF: "Is he alive?"

Secret: "If he was dead, I would know."

Meryl sighs.

ML: "Donuts....."

Vash shoots up and spins around.

Vash: "WHERE WHERE?!?"

The room sighs coupled with a rythmic thud of Knives' head against the wall. The three let go of each other (Random guy: awww man).

Falcon: "Pervert! *whack!*

Robin: "Could you please not hurt my gir- er friend?'

Falcon: *gives Robin the "stare"* "FRIEND?! Ok, nothing for a week!"

Robin: "No kissie?"

Falcon: *stare* "NO!"

Upon Robin's request and because they want Robin to be "happy," they let out a dismal sigh and refrain from launching themselves at Falcon again.

Secret: "Perhaps we should do this in a more reasonable way. I know! FIGHT TO THE DEATH!"

Falcon: "But, you -can't- die. You're already dead."

Secret: "So.....?"

Falcon: *shakes head* "Oi."

MI: *pops up* "I know! Why don't you guys be friends!"

The room stares at Milly.

SF: "I shall refrain from the bashing of the heads or the kicking of the butt, but friendsssss.... no."

Falcon: "Ok, so Deal?"

Secret: "What deal? The only deal I know is DEATH! FIGHT TO THE DEATH!"

~~~~In The Living Room~~~~

Eden pokes her head from beneath Leigh and Ash who are laying ontop of her. She pushes a buttone on the remote, repeatedly.

C-E: "Agree!"

~~~~"The Room"~~~~

Everyone gives Secret the "stare" and she buckles under the pressure.

Secret: "Alright, alright. I'll agree" *sigh*

SF: "Then it is agreed! We shall be friends!"

Secret: *grumble* "i still don't like her." *glares at Falcon*

MI: "Very Good, Everyone! Now let's have a group hug!"

Everyone stares at Milly.

MI: *evil voice* "DO IT!"

Vash: "Yeah! Group hug!"

SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK!!!! And Meryl, Starfire, Secret, Falcon leave a whimpering Vash on the ground with his "cape".


~~~~End~~~~

C-E/L-S/A-C: (Sims) Well, now that everyone knows we're psycos with OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). WILL VASH EVER GET LUCKY? WILL MERYL'S HAND STOP HURTING? WILL ROBIN HAVE TO BEAT OFF ALL THE GIRLS? WILL FALCON SURvive? Find out in the next chapter of .... our story? Same Bat channel, Same Vat (oops) Bat Place!

Disclaimer: We don't own all this stuff. (aka I'm to lazy to write it all.)

C-E/L-S/A-C:what a deal! TWO FOR ONE! TWO CHAPTERS IN ONE DAY! ITS A MIRACLE!!!!!!
A-C:...Oi.......


----Food and Theories----


----Twelve Hours After The Previous Chapter----

He was desperate. It has been 18hours 42 minutes and 34.784 seconds since his last kissie. No kissie, makes Robin a dull boy.

Robin: --crawling on the floor, making his way to Falcon's feet-- "Must. Makeout. With. Girlfriend!"

Falcon: --kicks him away-- "No! You Perv!! I'm not speaking to you!"

Robin: "But you're speaking to me right now!"

Falcon: "...No, I'm not."

Robin: "Ha! See you're speaking to me right, now!"

Falcon: --twitch-- ".....noooo."

Robin: "uh-huh..... KISS ME!" --lunges at Falcon--

Falcon: "AHHHH!" --runs away--

----In The Living Room----

The three "gods" sit on the couch, Eden still holding the remote. Leigh and Ash-chan still ontop of her trying to get the remote. They stare at the screen. Leigh starts mumbling about "ungrateful Falcon."

A-C: "Eden, this is getting stale. Why don't you get some Kripsy Kreams?"

C-E: --jumps up, throwing the two others off her-- "TAY!" --starts running around but stops staring at the tv--

The other two stop and follow her gaze. Their eyes grow as big as dishes.

L-S: "Is Vash doing what I think he's doing? And what is Impulse and Beast- AHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES! THEY BURN!"

C-E: --frantically pushes a button on the remote-- "CENSOR CENSOR!"

A-C: "Oi..." --she says looking away--

----"The Room"----

Vash stands butt naked with his cape flowing in the nonexistant wind. He watches Beast Boy and Impulse set up their "club" each one naked. Little black boxes suddenly appear on their -ahem- spots. Starfire, Secret and Milly stop talkin about "clothes" and Robin stops begging for forgiveness and Falcon stops saying mantra "I'm not listening. I'm not listening." and stare at Vash, BB and Impulse. Silence. Vash turns around, clapping.

Vash: "We're building a fort! But we didn't have any supplies, soooo...."

Knives puts his head in his hands and cries. Raven walks over to him, patting his back.

Raven: "I'm sorry."

Knives: --glare--

MI: "Interesting. Because of our desperate situation, our minds have reverted to their simplier mode of youth. How very sad."

Everyone stares at Milly.

MI: "What?.....I wish I had some pudding."

ML: "That didn't last long. Vash, stop that and.... Vash?"

She looks around but can't find Vash. All she sees is the colorful tent with a sign that says "The Freedom Club" taped to the front. She shakes her head and sits down, giving up.

RG (you know the random guy?): "So.... You're superheroes right?"

Silence.Suddenly, a concrete circle falls from the ceiling and a microphone drops through the hole, inches from the top so no one can reach it. Vash, BB and Impulse stick out their head.

Microphone: --screech-- "(C-E:)Ahem. Yo" --screech-- "(A-C:) Gimme that! Hello. We're the gods. and you are being punished!"

Silence. Impulse raises his hand.

Microphone: "Yes, Impulse?"

IM: "WOW! You can see me? You really are God!"

Microphone: --in the background-- "(L-S:) At least one of us-" --whack-- "(A-C:) Yes, yes we are."

Knives: "You say "we" but isn't there only ONE God?"

Microphone: "Umm. We're the Father, the son and the holy ghost." --background-- "(C-E:) I'm the ghost!" "(L-S:) No, I am!"

IM: --raises his hand--

MP: "Yes Impulse?"

IM: "You're the Father, the son and the holy ghost, then why do you sound like girls?"

MP: --mumble mumble-- --screech-- "(C-E:)MUFFINS!" --screech-- "(A-C:) God has no gender!" --whack-- (ce: owww) "Anyway, you are being punished for your crimes." --screech-- "(C-E) Except for you Knives." --screech-- "(A-C) Especially Knives!!"

Knives: "Stupid god."

Falcon: "So, god has a split personality disorder..."

MP: --screech-- "(L-S) QUIET YOU! (ac: can you tell yourself to shut up?) I dunno. I guess I can."

Silence.

Falcon: "Why does god sound like me?"

MP: "I'm your inner conscience. yeah, that's right." --screech-- "(A-C) Right, back to your punishments. Knives, you shall be punished for killing people, ect. VASH! You are a pervert. Impulse, you steal coffee."

IM: "YOUCAN'TPROVEANYTHING!! NOBOBYSAWME! THE SHEEP ARE LYING!!"

MP: "Riiight. You still steal coffee. Beast Boy, just- just put your clothes back on!" --screech-- :(L-S) And that goes double for Impulse and Vash! But Robin .... you can take YOURS off." --screech-- "(C-E) And you too Knives!"

Robin and Knives: "NO!"

MP: --screech-- "(A-C) Stop stealing the microphone. Er... I mean. The mighty, godly communication device! Yeah, yeah. Robin-" --screech-- "(L-S) LOVE ME!" --screech-- "(A-C) NO! Stop being mean to your girlfriend! (ls:but if I'm his girlfriend but I'm down there with him....) (ce: give up, son, give up.)"

Everyone stares at the ceiling then turn to Robin and Falcon.

Robin: "...WHAT?! It's not my fault god loves me!"

IM: "GOD LOVES US ALL!" --stretches arms out in exageration--

MP: "Oookay. Falcon!" --screech-- "(L-S) Let me have Robin! Or make out with Robin cause it'd be like me making out with Robin but I'm you but I'm not you but technically-" --screech-- --Leigh in the background rambling on-- "(A-C) STOP THAT!" --screech-- "(C-E) PICKLES!" --screech-- "(A-C) STOOOOPP! Oi! Okay. Falcon. Stop being mean to your bo-er friend. MILLY! We saw you eat that yogurt!"

MI: --starts crying-- "I THOUGHT IT WAS PUDDING!" --cries on Meryl's shoulder--

MP: "Oiiii.. MERYL!" --screech-- "(C-E) GIVE ME VASH!" --screech-- --whack-- "(A-C) Stop being mean to Vash! Starfire!" --screech-- "(L-S) STOP BEING IN LOVE WITH ROBIN! HE'S THE WRONG VERSION! THIS ONE'S NAME IS TIM DRAKE!!"

Robin: "NO! NOT MY SECRET IDENTITY!"

Starfire: "I do not understand.."

MP: --silence-- "er. It's complicated. The Robin you're going out with is Dick Greyson not TImmy."

Robin: "No! MY brother's secret identity! Next they'll reveal that my girlfreind's name is Rachael Simmons!" --smack--

Falcon: "ROBIN!"

MP: "Um.. You forgot that her middle name is Leigh." --screech-- "(A-C) Stupid Ede- ghost. Holding me back. Secret!" --silence-- "You're not gonna interrupt me? (naw, we have nothing) You're too gassy and you ate all the icecream in the refrigerator! WE WANTED SOME TOO YOU KNOW! WHY IF I WASN'T_" --screech-- "(C-E) You got her son? Good." --background-- "(L-S) Calm down god, calm down." "(A-C) NO SHE ATE IT AND I WANT IT BACK!!!" "(C-E) RAVEN!....."

Silence.

Raven: "Yessss?"

MP: --pause-- --mumble mumble-- "WE WANT YOUR CHAKRA! AND YOUR PET CROWS! CAW CAW!" --screech--

Starfire: "Why is god so strange?"

Knives: "It's because he created Vash."

Robin: "Why would god want me to makeout with him? I mean, ewww. That definitely isn't god."

Silence.

IM: "But then, how did they know I raised my hand?"

Silence.

Falcon: "Well, isn't the answer obvious?"

Silence.

Falcon: --twitch-- "Vash, Knives, Milly and Meryl are from anime. Starfire, BB, and Raven are from a cartoon. Me, Robin, Secret and Impulse are from a comic book. Well, actually, I'm from the "real world" but I was transported to a comic book...."

RG: "What about me?"

Silence. And everyone stares at Falcon save Robin.

Robin: "It's a long story. (Read it in the New Girl and Falcon: The Series! (Shameless plug))"

Falcon: "They're obviously fangirls from a parallel deminsion. It must be one like mine because I swear I heard myself talk. But I didn't say anything so it can't be me cause I'm me but- ow headache."

MP: --screech-- "(L-S) SEE! SEE! I EVEN CONFUSE MYSELF!" --screech-- "(A-C) No Theorizing! Right, we're leaving now. Before you people can find anymore flaws. Bye" --screech-- "(C-E) I LOVE YOU KNIVES!" --screech-- "(L-S) MARRY ME ROBIN!"

The microphone is pulled back into the ceiling and thuds can be heard as if feet running away. Everyone stares at the ceiling.

BB: "Dude, why is god running?"

Knives: --growl-- "'Dude', it's NOT GOD!" --huff huff--

----In The Living Room----

The three pace back and forth in a single file line. (heheh) Ashley stops and everyone runs into her.

A-C: "We need to get their minds off the god issue. Otherwise, they'll figure everything out."

C-E: "WE'RE doomed DOOMED dooooooooomed!"

Leigh puts a hand over Eden's mouth.

L-S: "Clone?"

C-E: "mmph?"

L-S: "shut up."

Silence.

C-E: ".... TO THE DONUTS MACHINE!" --THUDTHUDTHUDTHUDthudthud thud thud---

L-S & A-C: --look at each other-- "We have a donut machine?!?"

They look at the tv and see a donut slide through a panel on the door.

----"The ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"----

They saw the donut slide on the floor. It's beautiful glazed shimmering in the little light that came from nowhere (--Smack-- STOP THAT LEIGH! NO PLOT HOLES! eh... hehehe). Oh the beauty. Hey, Considering they haven't eaten in twenty hours, a donut looks pretty godly. Silence. Everyone eyed each other, not making a move.

Then, SUDDENLY! They all DIVE for the DONUT! As if their lives depended on it! BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUUM!


----End----

L-S/C-E/A-C: MY HANDS HURT! OH THE HORRIBLE PAIN! LIKE THOUSANDS OF HOT POKING IRONS STABBING INTO MY VERY NERVES.... ow.


Who gets the donut?! Will Falcon ever forgive Robin for calling her the "friend"? AND Will Vash ever put his clothes back on?! PROBABLY NOT! Will they escape from the room of doom DOOM dooooooom? --smack-- Find out on the next..... story!

Disclaimer: My hands hurt.... Leigh: We don't own Trigun, Batman, Young Justice, Teen T itnas, or fluffy bunnies. C-E: I do. Only the bunnies though. Leigh;....Shutup

>>Grrr.....cousins.....<<

C-E/L-E/A-L: Yay! Yet another chapter of randomness! WARNING! Extreme out-of-characterness...ness ......Now!....

----"The Room"----

Robin jumps out of the giant dust cloud that formed during the fight of the doughnut, He runs to the farthest corner of the room, crouches down & starts chuckling.

Robin: "It's mine! Mine! The precious doughnut. Preeecious. Preeecious."


He stops, noticing the silence and the sudden increase in shadows. He looks over his shoulders.

Thousands of--Okay, just a douzen or so eyes bore down on him and he began to cower in the corner, stroking the doughnut and repeatedly calling it 'precious'. A gental hand reaches out and delicately touched the rough arm of Robin. Stopping the stroking of the doughnut, Robin turns to look at her suspiciously. Obviously the rin--,er, doughnut, brought out the worst in people. Making them go insane! Driving them mad! until they bashed the skulls of their friends with a candle stick and loofa(LOOFA!) and used their blood as finger paints! Brain ozze dripping--(--Whack!--"A-c:Stick to the story!.....AND KEEP IT PG!"(Awwww.....))

Falcon: You know, Robin....we could....share the doughnut.

Robin begins to calm down, his grip loosening on the beloved doughnut.

Robin:"What...would I get out of it?"

Falcon:"We could make out..."

Rabin:"But we always do that anyways...."

Falcon:--twitch--"For two hours straight?"

Robin begins to calm down. Rationalizing. Going back to a light degree of normailty.

Robin:"Well..."

Falcon:--pout--

Robin:"Okay...."--goes to rip doughnut in two....WHEN SUDDENLY!!!!(Bum bum Buuuuuuuum--whack!-- L-s:Ow!! Stop it ashley!)

the doughnut was snatched out of his hands by a nude Vash wearing a red cape. Suddenly, a raven haired anger managment patient lunged at the doughnut.

ML: "Vash! Gimme that!"


Vash shot up his free hand, stopping Meryl just in time and he slowly licked the doughnut.

Vash:"Now who wants it?"--stares at everyone else-- "No? Ok." --he eats it--

--The living room-

The two 'gods' watch the starving people on the screen. Ashley is shaking her head and sims is laughing her head off. Ashley looks around and sighs.

A-c:"Wheres eden?"

L-S:"I"--laugh laugh--"Don't"--laugh laugh-- "know"--hypeventalation--

Suddenly another doughnut slips into the room and the fighting begins again.

--------Outside the "roooooooooooooooom"---------

Eden sat cross-legged, in frount of the brick wall with a small slit inbetween the floor and the bricks. She picks up a doughnut from her plate and sticks it in her mouth, enjoying the thuds and yells inside "the room" She chuckles and gets up, walking to the random, working coke machine with nothing but diet 'Token'.

C-e: "Yum! Cancer in a can!"

She puts in a coin and the machine whirs to life. She stands. Then stares. Then, she throws her arms in the air.

C-E:" STUPID FREAKING!"

She sticks her hand into the coke exit and moves it around.

C-E:--shuffle shuffle- "AHA!"--yank yank-- "Er..." --clankclankClank-- "Oi..."

She smiles as she spies the remote. SCREE SCREE. The coke machine follows her as she reaches for the little box until finnaly she gets it.

C-E: Escape!" --she pushes the button while facing the machine--


CLANK SHWAK KA-THUNK!



The good news is, Eden got her hand free. The bad news...

C-E:--runs up stairs waving her arms around.-- "THWEEP THWEEP! RED ALERT! THWEEP THWEE--ACK!

Ashley graps eden by the shoulders and shakes her.

A-C:"Calm down!"--she stops-- "Now, whats going on?"

C-e:"Lock down! Lock down!" ``she escapes the grasp and bolts down all the doors and windows-- "We have a red alert, ladies and gentleman."--she now wears a camo helmet--

A-C/L-S: --look at each other-- "Gentlemen?"

A-C: "Eden, just tell us whats going on."

C-e:--looks at her feet-- "I let out our prisoners..."

A-c/l-s: --twitch-- "You WHAT!?!"

C-e: --jumps-- "Omigosh! I left my coke down there!!"

Eden runs down and soon comes back out with the coke. She opens it and takes a sip, setting it down on a table. Silence.

C-E: "THWEE--"

Leigh puts her hand over Edens mouth and turns to ashley.

L-S: "What are we going to do?"

A-C: "We'll do what we should have done in the beginning..."

She walks over to eden. WHACK!

C-E: "OW!!!!"

A-C:"Take them back! NOW!!"

L-S/C-E:--whine whine--"Nooooo"

A-C: "Nah-ah. No other choice. NOW DO IT!!!" --Huff huff--

Clone and leigh cower in a corner at the forcefullness of their....friends? voice.
Suddenly! Leigh gets an idea!

L-S: "I have an idea! Clap off!"--claps and lights go out__

C-E: "Cool!"

A-C:"Hey!"--Thunk--"Ow. Turn the lights back on!!!"

C-E: "Awww.....I'll do it! CLAP ON!!"--claps--

Lights come back on and Ash-chan and Clone-eden look around, Seeing Leigh nowhere.

C-E: --gasp-- "She vanished! I never knew leigh was magic!"

A-C:"Ahem" --points up--

Leigh sits perched atop a huge plasma screen tv in Falcon garb.

A-C: "Leeeigh....what are you doing up there....."


Leigh tumbles off the plasma tv, landing face first on her face....(A-c: <_< great choiuce of words there......WHACK!!)

L-S: "Ow...."--jumps back to feet and pulls imaginary cape up-- " I am the night. I am the cold. I am the....GRASS between your toes! I am FALCON!!....fromaparraleldemension"

C-E: "Cool! I want a costume!"

L-S: "Look! I even made a utility belt!....WITH A WORKING GRAPPLING HOOK!"--Presses a button and cardboard batarang attached to yarn pops out.--

A-C: "You do realize that doesn't solve our delima..."

L-S: "....Yes it does...."

A-C: "HOW!!"

L-S: "You shall se my friend, you shall see."

A-C: "....Oi, why did I chose to live with THEM?"

----"The room"----

Vash again got ahold of the glazy goodness and the rest of the group was planning how to "Kill" him.

Just as they were about to carry out the plan....the door opened and everyone stood in shock as a blurry object yelled "THWEEP" , dissappeared, and came back, grabbed a can and dissapeared again.

RG:".....Does this mean we're free?"

SF: " It appears that our kidnappers have set us free..."

Knives: "I don't care, I'm outta here." --Runs out the door--


Further inspection of the room helped them find "vital" substances. (aka doughnuts, the smashed "token" machine.....and arsenic they'd use on Vash.)

---The Living room---

L-S:"Fairwell friends, I shall carry out my plan....and meet back here with Pizza, token, and a few tied up, unconcious prisoners!"

She starts to leave the dormatory....then trips on the door frame.

L-S: --thudthudthud thud thud....SCREE!--".....Ow..."


TO BE CONTINUED!