From Wednesday, 6/23 to Monday, 6/27, I will be visiting my best friend in Ohio. As such, my posting may become somewhat sporadic during that time period; it is unlikely I will be able to be on for more than once or twice a day.

I know that you have all come to know and love me in the month that I have been a part of YJUTT, and that you will all find it difficult to get by without my constant plugs for the Legion, arguements with Alan and little faux pas about what I am and am not supposed to be doing. However, I am sorry to say that you will all just need to learn to live without my near constant presence for a couple of days. :(

Nay, do not weep for me!! Each and every one of you will be in my thoughts, and I will return as often as I can to allow each and every one of you to bask in my presence. Indeed, keep hope, for our seperation will be short, and soon I will return to be with you ever again and always. :D

That being said, I leave you all with the following pearls of my wisdom to hold you over untill I can return.

1. The Legion of Super Heroes is great. :D

2. Karate Kid is a better martial artist than Batgirl. :P

3. The Legion can beat the JSA and has a good chance against the JLA. :P

4. Chrome + Superman = not good. :blink:

5. "Superboy" is spelled with quotation marks when refering to Kon. :angry: Only young, pre-crisis Kal-El from Smallville deserves to be called Superboy without the dreaded Quotation Marks of Doubt. B)

6. Doomsday is the worst villain ever. ;)

7. Time Trapper is the best villain ever. :ph43r:

8. Elongated Man is a better detective than Nightwing. :D

9. Power Girl is hot. :o

and, finally, last but not least,

10. The Legion of Super Heroes is great. B)

Well, that being said, I'll say "hi" to Ohio for all of you, and look forward to seeing you regularly again upon my return to the Garden State. I hope you all miss me as much as I will miss all of you. B)

-Jim

And on another note, everything that Jim wrote must be ignored because he is sick and is REALLY going to a special place where he gets electro-shock for the rest of his life until he realizes how misguided he has always been.

All Super-hero teams are bettere than Legion, Batgirl beat Karate Kid, Time Trapper is lame because he has the power to defeat everyone but doesn't use it, etc...

Don't listen to Alan!! I am not going to Ohio for electro-shock!!

He's really just some poor, sad little man who is obsessed with Batman and Robin. I hear he can't get through the day without saying "Holy [insert nonsense here], Batman!!" Really, the men in white jackets are allready on their way to take him away!!

And no electroshock for me.

Unless it comes from Ayla Ranzz, AKA Spark. B)

...

OK, I'm going to institutionalize myself now based solely on that remark. I'm sure they have excellent assylums in Ohio.

WITHOUT electro-shock rooms.

All those who have ever heard me say 'Holy' something raise your hands.
*No one raised there hands* Not suprising since I never really liked the old Batman 70's TV show. (The horror... The horror...)

Who thinks Jim needs electro-shock because of his obsession with Legion? *Everyone raises their hands*

Motion passed, and Now for the men in the white coats...

*Several burly men in white coats shoot Jim with Tranq darts and tie him down to a table before sticking electros on him*

Alan: This time don't let him get away.

White Coat: Sorry, his obssession with Legion led to the suicide of his own doctor and then he made a run for it.

Alan: Ah.... I see. Well... its time for the tranquilizers again, I suppose.

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?

White Coat: No, who are you?

Jim: I am R.J. Brande, founder of the Legion and president of the UP!!

White Coat: More tranquilizer, boys...

Jim: No, I'm Cosmic Boy!!

White Coat: Nope, more...

White Coat 2: But, sir, he's allready had enough for a full grown blue whale!!

Jim: You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!! ... I mean, Gingerbread Lad... with a flight ring... yeah, thats it...

White Coat 2: Yes, sir, more tranquilizer.

Jim: UNHAND ME!! I AM THE LEGION!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!! I'LL GET YOU, TIME TRAPP... err... I mean, Alan!! I'LL GET YOU, ALAN!! Right after I wake up.

Mercifully, Jim passes out and starts drooling.

LMAO
~Shakes head~ I can't leave you two alone for ONE day can I? Haven't you guys ever heard of 'playing nice'

Man in white coat: There she is! Get her! ~Chases Falcon down with Tanq gun

EPP~Runs away~

LOL

BTW.....I like the 60's Batman series! (mainly since me and Clone and D(Online and ofline buds) like to make fun of it.....but still!)

AND I've used 'Holy(insert something here) Batman! before...not seriously, but I still have.....mainly cause me and my friends were hiked up on sugar but....

OK, I'm back now. Yaaaay!!! :D