The YJUTT Awards 2004


Welcome to The Young Just Us, Teen Titans Awards for 2004!!
These are a few acknowledgements we wanted to send out to people, just to know we have noticed them and their efforts.
Some of this is old site stuffs, some recent but all of it YJUTT at its best!!
Happy YJUTTian Day!!


Nominations

Nominees for Best Title

Alan
I am the Dark Tactician and Manipulator, Handsome loner, the God of fire, Slayer of vampires and things that go 'SPLISH' in the night, supreme champion of the great debate, All-knowing of comics and the Simpson, Dirty-dozen champion, Lord of the Unholy Monkey Army of the Night, Your Lord and Master. The Phoenix Everlasting!!

Mark
The Vampire God of Cram and Krispy Kreme Donuts, Leader of The Royal Cram-ily, Wielder of the Perfectly Polished UltraCraminator, Bearer of The Gold and Silver Starred Crown of Cram (version 2), Master of Deception, Lord of Luck, King of Consideration, Kisser Extraordinaire, Innovator of Fire, Master of Mellowism, December and May Member of the month on YJUTT, Commander of the Chumba Wumba Army, Swinger of the Royal Sledgehammer, The Super Embracer, The Master Muffin Man, AND THE RULER OF THE WORLD!

Jake
Cram King's Second in Command, Ruler over all Freaks and Losers, Master of the Mutant Dimwitted Chimp Legions of Doom and Doom-like things as well as master of many clones, Wielder of the all-powerfull pronator and all pronation-related nuching bobbas. Hazaaer and hacker extraordinaire, royal Tzar phooier creator of many websites, wooer of many women, member of the blue-ring bedside club, dreamer of LaLaLand, foxy fruitcake freedom fighter, rebel with big guns and small ambitions, supreme Blink 182 fan, ruler of the Taco Villa burrito and lord over all virgins till further notice.

Nominees for Longest Thread
Jake- For the thread “21 Trillion Questions.” 77 pages
Matt -For the very first thread. “Tell us About yourself.” Ridiculously long. (290)
Jake -For the thread “Plans for world Domination” 50 pages


Nominees for Most Contributed to the Site
Alan
Mark
Lani
Jake
Matt

Nominees for the Best Origional Charactor
ActionBoy
Shinobi
Falcon

Nominees for the member most like their character
Mark (Harm)
Alan (Robin)
Lani (Wonder Girl)
Jake (Batman)

Nominees for the Best Couple
Rachael and Jake
Robyn and Archer
Lani and Mark

Nominees for Gayest Member
Poe
Fabiano
Chris

Nominees for the Member who most likely gets ‘Holy Hera’d’ the most
Matt with his long time girlfriend Donna. (awwww)
Fab with….uh…..
Chris with his sexy guitar teacher

Nominees for the scariest most violent Member
Kye
Mark
Angie

Nominees for the Weirdest Sidekick
Fuzzy the Trained Attack Ferret (Owned by X)
The HyperDragon (Owned by Mark)
Travolta (Owned by Chris)
Manfred (Owned by Matt)

Nominees for the Most Perverted Member
Chris
Shinobi
Alan
Matt


Awards

The Duo Award

The Trio Award

The Girl Award

Award for Best Spin-off Site

Award for the Most Influential Newcomer

Award for most amusing yet random song

Award of the Person who most likely has sustained the most virtual injuries

Award for Best Villain

Award for the Best Secret Organization

The General Member Awards


The YJUTT Awards 2004 are sponsored by Grandma Muffins and Fruit Juice.

**And now, we send you live to England for the YJUTT Awards 2004!!**


Hello my fellow YJUTTians!!
My name is Atlantis and I will be your host tonight for The YJUTT Awards 2004!!
Good evening on this momentous day!! The one year anniversary of the Young Just Us, Teen Titans
One year ago today we were brought together, no, not by force or a strange obscure law but by proboards and one girls dream to create a cluster of followers to the might that was Young Justice!!
But we all know why we’re here! If not go check out Matt’s history.
Once all the awards have been called you can come and accept them, I hope you all prepared speeches!

So on with the awards!!

Firstly the award for The Best Title.
The Nominees were : Alan, Mark, Jake.

And the winner is……...Mark!!
Mark wins The Best Title Award for his title, it grew gradually and there is a valid reason behind every addition. He also has bestowed Titles upon those worthy and dissed those who weren’t. He is head of the Royal Cram-ily who seem to all have kickass titles too.


Next, The award for the Longest Thread.
The Nominees were : Jake, Matt, Jake…again.

And the winner is……...Matt!!
Matt wins The Longest Thread Award for the very first thread ‘Tell us About yourself’ which was ridiculously long at 290 pages. This became the central hangout spot for most YJUTTians until it was tragically deleted due to its postage count (about 4350) causing errors on the site. We have mourned your loss.


The award for Most Contributed to the Site.
The Nominees were : Alan, Mark, Lani, Jake, Matt.
This is an award that thanks the member for all the work they did on the site over the past year. This takes into account more than just average posting.

And the winner is……...Jake!!
Jake wins The Most Contributed to the Site Award for his work on the old site and the new. His introduction to Live chat was an immediate hit and he was always the one to go to if there was a computer issue. His ever changing but always awesome smilies gave us thrills and the cool script changers rocked hard.


The award for the Best Original Character.
The Nominees were : ActionBoy, Shinobi, Falcon, Raido XYZ, Shinigami, Sano

And the winner is……...Falcon!!
Rachael wins The Best Original Character Award for her creation of Falcon. The progression of her character in each storyline has interested many of us and we see her no longer as a D.I.D (Damsel In Distress) but as the leader of the New Young Justice, a position she has worked hard for and earned with much poisoning along the way.


The award for the Member Most Like Their Character.
The Nominees were : Mark (Harm), Alan (Robin), Lani (Wonder Girl), Jake (Batman).

And the winner is……...Alan (Robin)!!
Alan wins The Member Most Like Their Character Award for being so like his Character Robin. They both have a logical side but can also relax and have a laugh if they allow them selves to. They sometimes see more than the rest of us and have an affiliation with a powerful group. (In Alan’s care their called Admins.)


The award for the Best Couple.
The Nominees were: Rachael and Jake, Robyn and Archer, Lani and Mark.

And the winner is……...Lani and Mark!!
Lani and Mark win The Best Couple Award because Matt said they should.
They recently got engaged in March but they won't marry till Mark graduates so Lani can have all his money. For their honeymoon they will visit Hawaii. They rule the world together as the God and Queen-Goddess of Cram and will be together always as soon as one moves to the others country.


*Lights go out with one spot only on Matt dressed in his suit.*
He does a macho tap-dance then begins to sing :

Lani and Mark,
sittin' in a tree,
R-U-L-I-N-G,
Just like Saddam,
just like Bush,
they'll bomb any country that doesn't do what it should.

*Hostess Atlantis looks at Matt while the lights go back on.*
Um, thanks for that Matt. Really. ‘Preciate it.

The next award is for the Gayest Member
The Nominees were : Poe, Fabiano, Chris.

And the winner is……... Fabiano!!
Um, the reason for Fabiano to win this award is…..um….There are reasons!! >.<


The award for the Member Who Most Likely gets Holy Hera’d the Most.
The Nominees were : Matt, Fab, Chris.

And the winner is………Matt!!
Matt wins The Member Who Most Likely gets Holy Hera’d the Most Award because he has a long toime girlfriend called Donna (awwww) who he most likely will marry. And we’re a family orientated site right.


The award for the Scariest Most Violent Member.
The Nominees were : Angie, Mark, Kye.

And the winner is………Angie!!
Angie wins The Scariest Most Violent Member Award simply because of her nature. She’s a vampire but we won’t praise her more for that though we should. She just had the ability to bode.

The award for the Weirdest Sidekick.
The Nominees were : Fuzzy the Trained Attack Ferret (Owned by X), Travolta (Owned by Chris), Manfred (Owned by Matt), The HyperDragon (Owned by Mark).

And the winner is……… Travolta (Owned by Chris)
Travolta (Owned by Chris) wins The Weirdest Sidekick Award because he lived in Chris’s basement with Fred the Oompa-Loompa. He just hung out all day and slacked off. Plus Chris didn’t even have a basement.
That’s just….weird.
Props to Fuzzy, Manfred and Hyperdragon though.
Fuzzy was useful in disputes, Manfred took care of The Matt-Cave and Hyperdragon just sounds so cool.


The award for the Most Perverted Member.
The Nominees were : Chris, Shinobi, Alan, Matt.

And the winner is………Shinobi
Shinobi wins The Most Perverted Member Award because it was his title, he knew way too much about Hentai than he should have and this added to his perversion.
Heads up to Chris who wants to be the God of all things sexy and what woman want but never filled out the fight forms.
And we have no idea why Alan was nominated. Something you want to tell us??

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Ok, that was the first part of The YJUTT Awards 2004!!
We’ll be back with more awards in no time!!

The Entertainment.

Minority - GreenDay
Want You Bad - The Ofspring
My Immortal - Evenessence
All you wanted - Michelle Branch
Feeling Good - Muse
And entire set from Blink 182

And finally...........

The stage is in darkness
Suddenly the first strings of Staceys mom start up

*With the first beat of the drum Jake is lit in white light on the drums*

*The second beat shows up Matt, base guitarist, lit in green.*

Stacy's mom has got it goin on

*The third yellow lit beat reveals Chris, topless with THE painted on his chest on lead guitar.*

Stacy's mom has got it goin on
Stacy's mom has got it goin on
Stacy's mom has got it goin on

*Mark slides to the mike bathed in blue light*

Stacy can i come over after school
(after school)
We can hang around by the pool
(hang by the pool)
Did you mom get back from her business trip
(business trip)
Is she there or is she tryin to give me the slip
(give me the slip)
You know im not the little boy that i use to be.
Im all grown up, now baby cant you see?

*The YJUTTians dance in the crowd, Alan holding a keg surrounded by the two Fabs,
Rachael holding a camera for blackmail reasons and Kye holding her head in her hands in disgust.
Lani screams next to her like an idiot.*

(Mark, Matt and Jake sing)
Stacy's mom has got it goin on
Shes all i want and i've wanted for so long
Stacy cant you see your just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but im in love with stacys mom.

Stacy's mom has got it goin on
Stacy's mom has got it goin on

*Mark jumps on the three beats*

Stacy do you remember when i mowed your lawn
(mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on
(towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
(way she stared)
And the way she said you missed a spot over there
(spot over there)
And I know you think that its just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out your mom could use a guy like me

*Fabiano walks across the stage shaking a tambourine. Butt Naked. People flee screaming*

Stacy's mom has got it goin on
Shes all i want and i've wanted for so long *Mark leans out and winks at Lani*
Stacy cant you see your just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but im in love with stacys mom. (ahhhahhhhh)

*Chris slides across the floor whilst playing the kickass guitar solo
Girls go wild around Matt and Jake*

*Robyn, Harley and Deed’s clap along to the beat*

Stacys mom has got it goin on (shes got it goin on)
Shes all i want and i've waited for so long
(wait a little minute)
Stacy cant you see your just not the girl for me
(I know it my girl)
I'm in love Stacys mom
(wait a minute)
Stacy cant you see your just not the girl for me
(I know it might be wrong but im in love with stacys mom)


*Jake and Matt go off with groupies, Lani takes Mark backstage to play PS2 and Chris is left with Travolta.
Fabiano is arrested*

**We return you live to England for the YJUTT Awards 2004!!**

Welcome back!!
Once again, I am your host, Atlantis, and in this part of the show we have just the basic awards, no flashy nominating at all!!

Ok, lets jump right into the award giving with :

The Duo Award.
This award goes to Matt and Jake. Come on. Who else?
These two have made us all laugh, smile, giggle and pass out with their combined and single antics. Here’s hoping for another year of them and their juvenility.

The Trio Award.
The Godly Trio. Made up of Jake, Matt and Lani, the top 3 posters for a solid 3 months and still vital members of this site. Just don’t cross them or together they shall lay waste to your self-esteem.

A heads up to the secret evil corporation of ‘EVILTIPGODAC.’ An organization so secret and evil the initials no longer hold complete meaning.

The Award for Must unbelievable yet totally true we swear relationship between members.
This goes to the father/son relationship between Mark and Matt.
This came about due to the similarity between Harm and Slo-bo.
One of them is displaced in time making then near the same age. Matt’s mother is Wonder Woman who he has also slept with before his father, Mark, making it a twisted paradox.

The Girl Award.
This goes to Lani for being the consecutive girl throughout most of YJUTT’s history, taking her first absence when her computer crashed and burned a short while back.
She remained around because she has no life, not even quitting sessions in the live chat when she was nightly stalked by perverts. And Rebecca. *Shudder*

Award for Best Spin-off Site.
This award goes to Fabiano for his ‘Earth Prime Comics’ site.
(Matt steals the mike) Earth Prime was a site full of ambition that gave us all a means in which to unleash our creativity since we didn't RPG at YJUTT.
(Retrieves mike) Unless you did RPG, then it was a good place to read others ideas.

Award for the Most Influential Newcomer.
This award goes to Kye hands down. Her arrival brought about three storylines, ‘The Unknown’, ‘Hunger’ and ‘Redemption’ that drew people back to the ways of YJUTT.

Award for The Most Realistic World Takeover.
This award goes to Mark. His take over of the world took a fair few months but with the aid of his Mutant Chimps and other cloned mutants he was able to rule us as is his way. All Hail the God of Cram!!

Award For The Most Sneaky Sneaky Gain of Ultimate Power.
This award goes to Lani for her use of alcohol and damn good lawyers on Mark.

Award for most amusing yet random song.
This award goes to Robyn for her song “The Chris is not dead”

*starts singing* I got mad at The Chris...
for being an all-around perv...
but I hope I don't see...
his name in the obituaries...
cause that would mean he is dead....
The Chris is not dead! *people start clapping to the beat*
Ohh I am so glad The Chris is not dead!
The Chris is not dead!
Ohhh I am so glad The Chris is not dead...
Just the claps! *clap* *clap* *clap*

The Award for dedication to another team in the face of so many YJUTTians.
This award goes to Jim for his unwavering love of the Legion.

The Award for Highest Banned Member
This award goes to Archer. Unfortunately he cannot be here to accept it so I’m putting it on E-bay

Award for Highest Amount of Suspensions.
This goes to Chris. Although his arguments had a small amount of validation they were very funny.

Award for Most Stupid Reason to Join.
This award goes to Laura, she played Cissie for a while if you don’t remember.
If you look to the Titan-Tron she has accepted her award by webcam linkup.

I am very proud and grateful to hear that I have received The Award for Most Stupid Reason to Join YJUTT. I do believe I won this award hands down as my only reason was to get my friend Atlantis off my back! Unfortunately my time on the site was short lived as I have better things to do with my life. That is also my reason for not joining you tonight for this monumental occasion. Therefore I’m sure the majority of you don’t know me or even remember me…which saddens me greatly, but at least I have been honoured with an award. It goes to show its not what you know but who you know ;)
So keep reading those comics and keep the site rocking on!

*Ahem*……Moving swiftly on.

Award for the Best weapon of Choice.
This was very close but in the end it was decided The Perfectly Polished UltraCraminator won due to its multiple purposes and the fact it said weapon on the box, with a special nod going to Duct tape and Pink hair dye.

The Newbie’s Influencing a Major Storyline Award.
These awards go to Raido XYZ and Sano for their parts in ‘Switcheroonie.’
Who knew their characters would take those paths??

Award of the Person Who Most Likely Has Sustained the Most Virtual Injuries.
This award goes to Chris because everyone has hurt him at one point or another and he was headless for months. It wasn’t pretty. People wouldn’t stop buying him hats.

Most Mysterious
This award was created simply for X.
Mysterious Gentleman X, we salute you.

Award for Best Villain.
Our very first villain ever this award goes to Macbeth who played The Joker and also Dominion in the next storyline.

Award for the Member to Stick to the Rules So Affectionately.
This goes to Alan with every good intention. If it wasn’t for you we wouldn’t get so far in the stories. You keep things going. Your award is the unabridged version of the rules by the way

Award for the Best Secret Organization
The LOOTNNF. (The Loyal Order of the Nutty Nutty Fruitcake)

Since the dawn of time, or at least this website, people have asked why we're so crazy.
The answer?
May I direct you to fruitcake.
Not ordinary fruitcake, but nutty fruitcake. Nutty, nutty fruitcake.
Why nutty, nutty fruitcake?
From a distance it looks like a normal fruitcake. No different from the rest, but up close it is filled with nutty goodness.
The same applies to us.
We look like normal humans, but on the inside...
We're nuts!

The Code of the LOOTNNF

Fruitcake, fruitcake
nutty, nutty fruitcake
let's go and make
nutty, nutty fruitcake
don't fry, just bake
nutty, nutty fruitcake
Don't burn or shake
Just eat the nutty fruitcake
fruitcake, fruitcake,
nutty, nutty fruitcake

LOOTNNF Member of the year.
This award goes to Matt because he created NNF, He created The LOOTNNF along with Jake and Interim-Founder Lani.

The Award.
This goes to Rachael.
Without her creation, the wonder that is Young Just Us, Teen Titans, We would never have met. Never have experienced the wonder that is the NNF or the horror of knowing Chris’s underwear situation.
For this we all thank her.

The Award 2
This award goes to Jake who helped Rachael out a hell of a lot, putting up scripts, updating continually, finding new smilies and installing countless live chats and still having the highest post count.

The General Member Awards
(In posting/no particular order)

Jakazul
Robin
Marx
Falcon
The Chris
Tall:Order
True Believer
atlantis
Shinobi
Robyn
Shinigami
Deathfromwithin
Macbeth
Fan Boy
Archer
Angelicbloodshed
X
Harley
ActionBoy
Speedster
Fabrício
Starfire
Cissie
Cyborg
NutiketAiel
Sano
The Dark Wolf
Raido XYZ

Those Fallen to the Ways of the Normies.
We shall remember you our Foolish Brothers and Sisters.

Archer
Poe
SapeaShadowMaster
Zatanna

I’d like to thank every one for their support tonight and in the past year, whether you joined on day one or one day ago. Here are a few heads up, a few thank yous and acknowledgments before you flee to the after party thinking we’re crazy.

Firstly to our hosts Proboards and Invisionfree who’s generous acts of freebie-ness allows us to maintain our beloved site.
Special thanks and relentless grovelling goes to the awesome might of Peter David, Todd Nauck and Lary Stucker, the creative team behind Young Justice, you inspired us.
A nod to Geoff Johns, Mike McKone and Tom Grummet for taking the basic 4 under their wing, we’re still waiting for that extra something that YJ was all about from you .
We wait in hope.
A salute to the words Nuck, Yax, Pronate, Bastiches, Baka, Bobba, Infadel and Minion.
Thanks also to our own minions, clones, mutants, strange sidekicks and Inner Muppets, it seems we listen to them more than we should do.
Worship to the site’s contents. The saga’s that we have created, if only they could be actual comics. The Solo stories, Side stories and Main stories have so much talent and drive its amazing. You people know who you are.
The admired sustenance of happy pills, Blue Slurpies, NNF, Muffins, Cookies, Peachies and the contents of sedation syringes. Plus anything with more than 3 ingredients.
Respect to the countless fights we have raged with our loyal forces, our signature weapons and the wielding of unique catch-phrases or catch-insults.
Musical talents we couldn’t have done without include Blink 182, New Found Glory, Sum 41, Fountains of Wayne, Lost Prophets, The All American Rejects, Muse and The Offspring. A special smile for the song ‘The Reason’ by Hooberstank for inspiring the thread ‘The Price of Evil’

Matt thanks all of you guys for always sticking by YJUTT. In the Background or otherwise, you're like Parasites, constantly being there if we wanted you or not. But we did want you. You rock.

Er…yeah. To continue…
A big shout out of thanks goes……
To Rachael for her initial idea,
To Jake for his technicamalogical genius,
To Mark for ruling our world with humour, mutant chimps and penny grenades,
To Chris for being The Chris, the most unaccepted alter ego we all acknowledge,
To Matt for being ‘The Pinnacle of Coolness’ and Matt-Tastic,
To Alan for being a nice guy and explaining things in detail, watching over like a big brother,
To Fabiano for his unique outlook on life and those four minutes,
To Kye for her thirst of violence and ability to post everywhere at once,
To Lani for being one of the 3 girls who stuck around for the long run, despite the constant threat of perverts, she kept the pace with the big boys and was often one step ahead, (Matt)

Thank you everyone once again and good night!! Log off safely!!
We’ll leave you with this message:

Thanks to all our friends at YJUTT,
Many a problem has been shared between us, Many a smile has been shown
I didn’t want to make a fuss, but with YJUTT you’ll never be alone.