Smersh is a real unit you know
Smersh?
Yeah
Okay
Look at the first issue, go. Do so. Now
I'm not going to believe you because if I'm wrong I'ma feel like an idiot.
And I'm reading YJ #1 right now. And I know it's in there... but I feel my idiot quota rising.
"DEO? APES? Smersh for crying out loud" something like that I think the quote is.
And I’m not kidding. Its real
"What the heck...DEO? FBI? Interpol? CIA? Secret Service? Scotland Yard? Smersh, for cryin' out loud!?"
Yeah. Its real. It’s a secret government organization that has linked departments…
"We're from the All-Purpose Enforcement Squad. Multi-national cooperative Task Force. We have more Clearance than God."
And control in MI5 and the MET and stuff.
How do you know so much....?
*Holds up shiny badge* I watched a thing on it. One time.
Got my eye on you Lani. Or should I say... AGENT DuBOIS!!!
<.<
>.>
*Crowd Gasps in Horor*
"Agent L to SMERSH"........."Take out the scrawny one"
SEAL COMMANDOS ATTACK!!
"Use extreme force"
Eep.
lol (You have no more Commando seal. I took them out earlier)
CRUD
LOL
*Runs and jumps out of Window executing a perfect roll, swings around a lamp post and then slides under a Truck, continues running swinging on various Lamp Posts and running across the walls when suddenly...
He has no pants on*
0_o eh?
I knew I forgot something.
lol
Can we start this cool chase scene over?
Or at least provide me with Pants.
I need Pants.
*Gives you pink pants*
Yeah, they are girly
You found my lucky pair!
And you have no choice
*Puts on pink pants and smilies wildly*
Chase is back on!!!
*Continues running dramatically dodging traffic from humans and cars, sliding over and under them and running through buildings, upstairs and out of windows*
*Jumps into a Black Hawk, sets up machine gun to train on your genetic signature*
"Run little one!! YOU SHALL PAY FOR........."
GIVING AWAY MY IDENTITY!!
*Continues running dodging machine gun fire and deflecting bullets with a Fork and Spoon*
(Had to find out the reason)
lol
*Throws out an Anti-spoon net and detonates a Neo-fork warhead* MWAHAHAHAHAA
*Recoils from blast of the explosion and throws various bits of debris at the Copter, debris rebounds off of the propeller and fly back towards me knocking me out cold. One has to wonder how I finished describing this, if I was out cold, but this is comic fiction so let it continue*
*Lands 'copter and jumps out, runs towards the fallen one. Ties you up with tooth flossing string, puts you in a sleeping bag, ties you to a crane and lets you dangle over the thames while killer bees eat at the pollen covered rope holding you there while Man-O-Wars swim under you with the sharks and mutated sea bass with laserbeams attached to their frickin' heads*
*Begins motioning wildly to aggrivate the Sharks with laser on their heads they fire but miss and hit the rope, I concentrate and the Bees are under my control hovering underneath me carrying me away into the Sunset*
[if only you had remembered who had the lasers. If only.]
The Bees right?
No
WHO?
The seabass
OOOOO. Well, it still works.
The mutated seabass
Just change shark to Mutated Seabass
With frickin' laserbeams attached to their heads
....
WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES!
This was a life or Comical Death Situation.
Besides I wanna get these pink pants off.
My Friends are staring.
The Man-O-Wars right?
yeeeeeeah...
*The bees are actually messing with you as they deliver you in to trap number two : A roller coaster ride with the top of the loop missing and the truck outta control!!! Your floss wrapped sleepingbag cocoon is stuck in place with cotton candy*
MWAHAHAHAAA
*Sensing the end is near, I begin my last meal: Cotton Candy. I fly off of the Track and high into the air, the Cocoon suddenly opens and becomes a pair of Makeshift wings and I glide towards the ground*
*Triggers nitro fans with an unbelievable force to blow you into the air, controling your destination to trap number three. A Mime.*
“Bare in mind this mime is innocent and you should not hurt him”
*Sees mime and begins to panic wildly, he notices a piece of Debris and prays the Mime won't create a Force Field, lands in front of the Mime and stares, suddenly the mime begins his act and I'm too mesmerized to react, I sit on the floor legs crossed watching the mime do it's thing*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA Victory is mine!!
(Victory is Mime.)
“The wannabe hero is stopped so i must gloat while he regroups!!”
*Mime slaps me trying to wake me up, he takes off his face paint and begins shouting obscenities* Mime slaps hurt.
*He's actually Mr Rogers, the creepy Janitor *
*Realises it's Mr. Rogers and runs, runs like hell, not because he's creepy but Mr. Rogers is meant to dead!*
*Didn't know that and worries about her recruitment department. shrugs and sends her winged minions after you.*
*Runs through house of mirrors to bamboozle puny winged minions*
*Mirror monsters climb from the mirrors, all looking like distorted images of the fleeiing wannabe hero.*
*Fleeing Wannabe hero does what he does best...FLEES! But is surrounded by flying minions, he does what he does second best...CAUSE A MESS! He throws all of the mirrors on the Floor and then grabs a flying mirror and swings it around wildy, like a winged mace.*
*Worrys about the wannabe heros sanity as he waves around a wingless mirror like a useless weapon.....Its a mirror for spongmonkeys sake! Sends in evil technamalogical bots in to seize the wannabe hero and sets up an almost escapable trap that involves polyfiller, marmite, an anteater and a blue laser*
*Our Hero scoops up some of the pollyfiller throwing it at the blue laser to block it, he then wipes the Anteater in marmite and uses it's new sticky coat to climb up a wall, getting outside of the Mirror place thingy...*
...*Where Agent L stands holding a giant novelty ham with her evil forces, Giant legions of Dooom and a random looking chipmunk.* "Surrender!!"
*Our Hero unsheathes a Giant Novelty Spoon and stares Agent L down, he keeps his eye on the giant legions, but knows he has a chance, assuming a comet were to fall to Earth right now crushing them all...he looked up to the sky, yet nothing came.*
"Cra--I mean, I'll Never Surrender! Unless I'm defeated in combat....OTHERWISE NEVER!! You can have my Legs but you cannot have my Pinkies!!"
"How could you use a Giant Novelty Spoon on me!! No matter! It is no match for my Giant Novelty Ham!! It's HONEY GLAZED!!" *Charges at the almost hero with her weapon of choice. Meanwhile the legions just mill around playing cards and smoking waiting for their que's*
*The 'Hero' runs towards Agent L, and then notices the Honey Glazed goodness, he spins and begins running the opposite way but notices the minions he turns back and blocks a shot from the Honey Glazed Weapon of Choice and then somersaults over her and swings at her legs*
*Screams and covers her legs, trying to pull down her stupidly short skirt that The Evil Villain Intelligent Legion make her wear (Its hard being evil) Pounds at the 'Hero' with the Honey Glazed Weapon of Choice while shreaking like a little girl with a little spider on her little leg* "Hentai Perv Otaku!!"
*IS bewildered by the Anime references but instead carries on, when suddenly he hears something coming from behind him...*
"GASP, it's a Gundam!!"
*He runs towards the two Gundams and dives inside of Heavy Arms aiming his guns at The Legion of Agent Ls Army...*
*Realizes its bad to read Manga while fighting and forgets the reference. Jumps into the Deathscythe really ticked that the Hero is in with Trowa and she has to settle for Duo (Heero's too moody and self-destructive) Sends forth her painless and seemingly endless Legions of Doom who shoot like storm troopers till the Heavy Arms is out of ammo and useless.* "Now who's the hero?"
"Me! The Hero always wins! No matter the cost!!"
*The Hero does a crazy had movement and then presses a red button, Heavy Arms begins to glow and then erupts into a blinding flash, one so powerful even the sun needs sunglasses, everybody near by regains their vision, the Legion has been flash fried and in the place of Heavy Arms...Stands a Giant Slo-bo Robo!!*

To be Continued

Back and ready to battle
OK!! Let the fight commence!!
INDEEDY!
“TRROOOWAA!!! NOOOOOOO!!!” (Yes, I realize how pointless it is to yell noooo, what the hell is it gonna do but make you look stupid?) Deathscythe transforms in a cool power ranger like scene where it emerges as Super-Magical Over-Reaction Princess Hyper-Ditzy Lani!! (Magical Over-reactions not included)
*Slo-bo Robo looks at the SMORPHD Lani and shrugs. He swings his uber gigantic chain over his head and tears into her SMORPHD armour tearing right through it, he smiles and pulls SMORPHD Lani towards him, Judo flipping her into buildings which have suddenly appeared along with Japanese people, the Screen suddenly becomes all scratch and the animation is Pre-School level at best, the two both shrug and fight on anyway*
*SMORPHD Lani gets to her feet and over reacts about the loss of her armour. Magically she gets over it and superbly removes her Wonder bra....* "Because your so grumpy and grouchy.... I will give you a serious ouchie!!" *SMORPHD Lani uses the elastic in the bra to flick Slobo-Robo right in the head, knocking him into more buildings. Lain does the Kawaii Victory sign*
*Slo-bo robo isn't sure if he's disappointed or embarrassed...the wonder bra added so much bust it was a shame to see it go, but then he was just slapped by a bra... "FRAGGIN' BASTICH!" he shouts his metallic voice shaking little Tokyo. She dives at SMORPHD Lani and grabs her legs swinging into buildings and then letting her fly into Electricity. He begins shining with Energy and a Squirrel appears as if he was on fire, "SHINING SQUIRREL DANCE ATTACK!" he spins towards SMORPHD Lani his shiny ness probably blinding all in the area.*
Standing up shakily, SMORPHD Lani Over-Reacts about the state of her hair, the Frankenstein’s bride look totally doesn't go with the outfit!! “I shall totally make you care, and teach you that its rude to swear!!” She chants as she gets out her Super Magical Over-Reaction Princess Hyper-Ditzy skipping rope.*She throws it around The Slobo robo in mid attack sending cute warm fuzzy thoughts only*
*Slo-bo Robo stubbles into a building as thoughts begin running through his head..."Love...Flowers...Safe Sex" The Robo begins to malfunction and it smokes from the mouth, however our Hero does another little hand dance thingy and another Slo-bo transforms again into....Mecha Robin the Toy Wonder!!*
"NOOO!!!" The only being almost as pure in heart and naive as I!! Only one thing for it!! Looks though entire costume, discarding countless items of unwieldy power, Finally drawing out ….Ordinary Poison!! “Sneaky Sneaky Poison Power Lethal Dosage ATTAAACK!!!!!”
*MCtTW stopped and looked at the Poison he didn't bother to move until the poison was so close that it was almost touching him, as soon as it got close enough he flipped his cape in front of him covering the Poison darts he span and dived towards the SMORPHD, he pulled out his boe staff and jumped high into the hair shouting "SUPER MECHA TOY WONDER SHINE, SHINE DOUBLE DARK KNIGHT ULTRA STAFF SMACK!*
SMORPHD Lani makes her eyes huge, cute and puppylike. Acting like an innocent should distract The Toy Wonder Mecha and allow her the upper hand, thus winning the battle* KAWAII VICTIM DEFENCE!!
The Toy Wonder noticed the huge eyes and averted his SUPER MECHA TOY WONDER SHINE, SHINE, DOUBLE DARK KNIGHT ULTRA STAFF SMACK smashing it through building instead, he sensed that the now innocent SMORPHD Lani was faking and so prepared his eyes and voice box for a surprise attack, "Are you alright, Ma'am?" he asked his muscles tensing around his staff (that sounded too dirty)
*Knowing the Mecha Robin was also faking, SMORPHD decided to use her childlike nature to her advantage* "Is it true that Batman is Gay?" *This should fake him out, or at least stop his faking long enough for her faking to take effect over his faking that he could be hiding more deceptivly than first thought.*
*Faker*
*The Toy Wonder Stepped back and looked at her angrily, SMORPHD Lani was held still by something that M. Robin wasn't even aware he was using 'The Look'. He Smiled as his Shadow turned into a Bat, he grabbed the Shadow Bat and swung it around "DARK KNIGHT NOT TOO BRIGHT, SUPERHUMAN SHADOW BAT OVER USED STUPID TRICK SPINNING RAZOR ATTACK!! SHINE SHINE!*
*SMORPHD Lani only had one chance as the Toy Wonder Mecha’s attack aimed for her. She would have to use her stupidly powerful attack!!* "Super Magical Over-Reaction Princess Ditzy Hyper Ultra Awesome Kickass High-voltage Strawberry Mega RayBeam To The Maxxx Blast Of Stupidly Powerful Power Unity!!!"
*The two attacks collided midair, blowing up all around it. Tokyo now became England once more and All super powers left Matt and Lani.* "So do I win?"
"No, I win!!"
"MEEEEEEEE!"
"MEEEEEEE!!!"
"I used the ending power!!"
*Matt's eyes narrowed onto Lani,* "There's only one way to solve this...*
*SHAOLIN SHOWDOWN*
“GONG YE TEMPII!!”
Tune in next time to see who wins!!

Matt took my Cat, because he’s evil and mean and he shall PAY!!
Yeah. MY cat!

NO! I WANT THE CAT!!!
It's a shame the cat went perfectly with your walls.
*Sends evil army of SWAT ninja's into Matt's Psyche and steals the awesome Kitty known as Mint-O-Potumus* MIIIIIIINE
*Presses remote control and decoy cat explodes while, Matt and Real kitty jump out of window*
*Looks pitifully at the explosive device with ACME on the side that didn't hurt the ninja's at all, Gives the ninja's extra stealth and send them after Matt*
*Matt jumps into random car and begins driving wildly down the street whilst Ninjas follow on foot*
*Ninja's run on the sides of buildings, flipping and jumping on roofs, picking up speed and gaining on the pink Barbie car*
*Matt continues to Drive the MAGENTA SPORTS CAR and swerves around Buildings before jumping out of it and jumping onto his cool ass Hover Board and using his Super Night stick to beat of the Ninjas all around*
*The Ninjas spot the poorly parked PINK BARBIE CAR and using the skills bequeathed on them to run on water have no need for the lame ass surfboard with mini fans stuck to the underside. They laugh at Matts pitiful attempts to fend them off but they hold their ground*
*Matt pulls off the end of his stick revealing a long sharp blade which flashes through the ninjas mid laughs and sends them to the ground, as dust, the Surfboar--HOVER BOARD speeds up as it speeds towards the Antarctic, MATT'S SECRET STRONG HOLD!*
*After a swift water rescue and several cups of tea later the board meeting ends for Lani's Legions of Dooom. They take trains, planes and automobiles to the Antarctic. They hear him inside mocking the wondrous QG Lani and so they move in whilst hearing the mews of a caged Minty*
*Using his Secret cameras, Matt spies Lani's forces closing in on the building, she presses one button on his super cool attack console, which blows up all of the mines outside. He presses another button and evil winter Chipmunks climb from their cages and latch on to faces and stuff. He presses a third button and his secret Fortress rises into the air and begins firing on all of the other Forces.*
Luckily for Lani's Legions the only forces on the ground were the unpowered, expendable Legionnaires that no-one really likes but puts up with because they are barely in the series...While the elite forces snuck in through the personal ?acdonalds drive-thru that Matt had foolishly added to his unsecret LAMEHOLD. As the fortress takes off they are already taking out his technologies and stolen his Super Cool Attack Consoles power*
*Matt begins to worry as he notices that Lani's farces--I mean forces are beginning to sneak into his Stronghold. He grabs the cat and they both dive into his submarines, the Submarines then go into the path of his shrink ray and fall into the ocean at microscopic size. as soon as they hit the water it returns to full size and begins swimming to...HIS UNDER WATER HYDRO BASE 01!! *His Strong hold explodes too killing the good Legions!*
*The base was once more low budget so when the explosives detonated inside the LAMEHOLD it ignited the three months worth of Popcorn Matt had stored incase of emergency popcorn shortages across the world, this allowed the elet forces ample time to get another sub and follow Matt down to his other tax evasion*
*Matt looks up as yet again, Lani's Farces are chasing him, he summons his Giant Humi-Shark Legion. The Giant Humi-Sharks appear behind the Submarines at inhale them whole, the rest of the Legion in MY SUBMARINES are attacked by Kamikaze Bomb Fish who attack viscously exploding as they hit the side of the sub. Meanwhile inside the HYDRO BASE Matt strokes Minty and laughs as Lani's Farces die!*
*The Legion's of Dooom inside the shark don't panic as the sub is dissolved in acid, they transform into Lani's Knights In Lani's Legion Emergency Robot Submersibles...K.I.L.L.E.R.S for short, they humanely exit the shark while the other subs being dive bombed evade the fish, causing them to crash together exploding. The legions burst into the foyer of the underwater base and wait for the others.*
*Matt laughs more as he watches the K.I.L.L.E.R.S Enter the ship, Giant Chipmunks travel into their path and begins firing wildly with their pellet guns, destroying the killers armour, all of those that get past the Chipmunks are attacked by the Acid Covered Poison Bee Ninjas, each with stingers on there hand that carry Acid Poison which burns through the armour and then poison the skin causing it to wrinkles and dry until it falls off leaving only fake muscle warriors who suck, SUCK at fighting*
*The Base is invaded by the CISA, APES, FBI, DEO, IRS, RSPCA, RSPCC and the Chess club. After all Matts illegal devises are taken away, his cloning facilitys, Minty is given to Lani, Matt's entire organization crashes to his knees while She runs off with the kitty, finding a giant Mech in his basement she steals it and makes her escape. With Minty.*
*Matt falls to his Knees as he is forced to grab one of his last submarines and sail to the top of the water, he shakes his fists in defiance as he swears revenge on Lani. "SEKKESS SEKKESU NINE ARISE" he Screams as a Another Giant mech rises from the water the mech looks like a mixture of all of the Gundam robots with all the best bits, "NOW SEKKESS SEKKESU NINE FIND AND DESTROY THE EVIL ONE"
*SEKKESS SEKKESU NINE turns on Matt and begins to fire upon him. Lani cheers from far away and mocks' Matt for taking the poor little kitty then feebly trying to stop her from the rescue mission.*
*Matt recovers from the Missile attack and instead Screams "ATTACK THE ONE CALLED LANI" SS9 Flies Towards Lani's Stronghold (wherever the hell it is) and Fires At it Wildly, swatting his way through the thousands of Legions until he finds Lani, and Minty in his Mech!*
*Lani is almost back at her secret base in Ohio.(Well would you expect to find a secret base in Ohio??!!) when she is fired upon really badly, like storm trooper style by the Evil Mech.
"There’s only one way to settle this..."*
*"XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN" Matt Shouts as they're all of the sudden teleported into Outer Space into the Asteroid belt of Saturn On an Asteroid far Away sits Minty the Kat, Matt looks at himself as he realizes he's in Japanese Armour, he dives towards another asteroid and smiles back at Lani as he continues to bound forward towards the Kitty*
*"Gong Yi Tenpi!!" Lani yells out as Matt is transported back to the start. Lani finds herself in black lycra, becoming alnost invisible. Hordes of Shooting stars zip down, continually knocking Matt from the asteroids as Lani bounds towards Minty's asteroid*
*Matt looks at her angrily as pulls out the Heart of Jong, using it's power it bring the Inanimate Asteroid to life, the Asteroid that Lani Lands on flies backwards towards the start and then throws Lani off of it. He then uses the Ring of the 9 Dragon to split himself whilst to of himself handle Lani the other 7 go for Minty*
*Managing to get back on the asteroid with no problem Lani pulls her comb from her hair, looking at the 7 Matts. "Tangle Web Comb!!" The tendrils shoot out and capture the wiggling Matts together. She continues towards the kitty*
*The Two Other Matt's pull out the Two Ton Tunic, using the Shard of Lightning the Two Matt's run up to Lani and then put the Two Ton Tunic on her, "TWO TON TUNIC" one of them Shouts as Lani stands stuck on an Asteroid unable to move. Then he comes back together and uses the Fist of Tebigong to destroy every asteroid he lands on destroying it so that Lani can't use them*
*"Reversing Mirror!!” As Lani calls this she finds herself much lighter. Removing the tunic but finding her way empty ‘sides from rubble. She takes out the Longi Kite and on calling out its name she flies over Matt and towards her goal, blocking Matts way with the “Sword of the storm!!"*
*Matt is sucked into the storm and see Lani closing in on Minty the Cat, he pulls out the Eye of Dashi and uses it to fire energy Blasts at Lani's kite damaging and making fall unto an Asteroid, he then fires behind him, pushing himself out of the Storm, he uses the Lotus Twister to make him walk faster along the asteroid and stretches out his arms again to grab Minty*
*As Matts hands reach out to grab precious Minty Lani decided its time.
Lani shoots towards the prized Kitty that she deserves because she’s nicer, though not as tall as Matt. Taking it from Matt she covers herself and Mint-O-Potumus in the “Shroud of Shadows” as she wipes the soot from the dreaded Sapphire Dragon!!
As the large sapphire dragon arises from the stone Invisible Lani flies away with the kitty, leaving Matt to his Fate*
*Matt flies after Lani with the Dragon in hot pursuit, he uses the Jet Bootsu to find Lani, using the Helmet of Jong to see her and Minty, he pulls out the Changing Chopsticks and throws them into the mouth of the Sapphire Dragon, shrinking it to microscopic size, he then uses the Golden Tiger Claws to himself and the Orb of Tornami in front of Lani grabbing Minty before the water's released*
*With her plan ruined she is awash with..well, Tsunami water for a moment, Minty lost..For only hte time being! She would wonder how Matt could see her while she was invisible because the Helmet of Jong can’t do that but she had a cat to recatnap. "Mantis Flip Coin!!" She yells as she flips, using the "Third arm Sash!!" to grab back Minty. Reusing her comb she stalls Matt again with her tangles.*
*Matt uses the serpents tail to phase him through the hair and then the Star Hanabi to cut the Third Arm Sash holding Minty, he finally pulls out his trump card the Sun Chi Lantern! He uses it to bond the spirits of Minty and himself together, creating one single being. He then once again uses the Shard of Lightning along with the Jet Bootsu to fly out of Lani's range*
*Unable to comprehend the fact that Minty has now become Matt combined, Lani has a private moment in which she cries and yells at Matt fairly loudly. Regaining her composure She tracks Matt down eating sushi and, taking him unawares, throws him in front of the "Not the Reversing Mirror!!". Smiling as he yells it, Minty becoming free as she yells out Sun Chi Lantern. Minty running towards her mewing a lot causes Matt to float to the ceiling seeing as he was wearing the two ton tunic!!*
*Matt uses the ring of the 9 dragons to multiply himself and sends his 8 dupes after Lani whilst he tries to get the TT Tunic off, each using the Shard of Lightning they attack Lani with her being completely unable to attack their super fast might*
*Because the 8 other Matts are moving so fast they keep bumping into one another, making the attacks stupid and pointless. Using the "Tongue of Saiping!!" Lani calls together a makeshift legion of Dooom of animals who take out all 8 other versions of Matt, knocking them all out while Lani escapes*
*Mat finally gets the TT Tunic off and using the Fist of Teibong he creates an Earthquake causing all of the animals to fall to the ground. He uses the Heart of Jong to bring all of the Cars on the street to bring the floor to life and it swallows Lani whole.*
*Luckily Lani managed to grab the golden Tiger claws from Matt as the ground began to swallow her. Yelling out its name she swiped with the claws and leapt through, coming out behind Matt. Taking back Minty once again she kicked him in the leg and used super strength duct tape to pin him to the floor then she took all his Shen-Gong-Wu and the sharp, pointy things and devices from him or around.*
*Matt takes his Samurai gear and appears instead in Casual Clothing he pulls out a box containing...THE 12 TALISMANS FROM JACKIE CHAN! He uses the Ox talisman to tear through the Duct Tape and then the Rooster to fliy up behind Lani and steal Minty back flying high into the air*
*Lani takes a moment, stepping away from the Americanime to the real stuff. Becoming clothed in bright colors in crazy styles, including wings, she pulls out a deck of cards with Clow symbols on the back.. Taking her necklace in her hands she recites her power giving thingumie...
"Oh Key-necklace of Lani!
She has so much class!
Give me all your powers!
To kick Matt's scrawny ass!! "
Using her staff and the 'Fly' card she takes off after Matt and Minty*
*Matt sees Sakur--Lani flying after her and one by one eats each of the Talismans so that his powers can't be stolen, he then uses the Pig Talisman to fire Heat beams at the Fly card Destroying it, sending Lani down to the Ocean to her doom!*
*Thinking that was really mean because now she has to move on to the second season Lani does the obligatory seemingly naked transformation sequence where she grows real ...indestructible wings! "Windy Card!" The windy flies out and saves poor Minty from the evil VILLIAN! and then uses the mirror card to make a copy of herself. Both fly in different directions, confusing Matt.*
*Matt uses the power of Invisibility along with the Rooster to confuse the Two Lanis he then uses the Monkey's power to transform one of the Lani’s into a toad (with wings) and sets his sights on the other one*
*Luckily the real Lani was not the toad Lani...because of course the real lani could never look like that. Sealing the mirror card she saved the toad. Using the dash card she flies faster and faster, escaping Matt*
*Matt uses the Rabbit Talisman to fly at full speed after Lani attacking her with Flames from the Dragon Talisman, he then flies faster around Lani causing a small Tornado to be made, in the mess he quickly grabs Minty and the Golden Tiger Claws and teleports away*
*Using the freeze card Lani stops Matt in the porcess of teleporting. Taking back the golden tiger claws and Minty Lani then used the erase card to erase the memory of Minty completely from Matts feeble human mind.*
*Thought Matt can't remember Minty he needs to kick Lani's virtual butt because he promiseed to in live chat, he uses the ox Talisman to grab Lani and then swings her around and throws her. but not before grabbing the cat, which definitely goes well with his clothing*
*Lani uses the loop card on Matt so he cant escape. Taking back Minty she appreciates that he kept his promise but he should really just give up on the cat...She doesn't like him. Using the sleep card once she manages to fly back she knocks Matt out. And takes his damn talismans, all 12. That he threw up. Without the ickyness*
*Matt calls upon the Power of the Demon Sorcerers (from JCA) and they each allow him to use there powers, first he uses Bai Tza, the Demon Sorcerer of Water he dives into the Ocean and becomes a Tidal Wave chasing After Lani*
*Lani watches Matts dreams on a monitor, everyone knows thats impossible. he is under the sleep card for all time. She stands there with all the Shen-Gong-Wu, all the talismans, all the clowcards but best off all....Mint-O-Potumus!!*
*Secretly during the Xiaolin Showdown, Matt used the Changing Chopstick and the Ring of 9 Dragons to shrink one of his copies down to miniature size, the copy had snuck onto Mint-o-potamus and had been there for the entire fight, The Mini Matt uses the Sun Chi Lantern to bond with the Golden Tiger claws and then teleports away with Mint, the reversing mirror, and the Sun Chi Lantern he teleports to the unconscious Matt and uses the reversing mirror to awaken Matt and to unshrink himself. The Large Matt uses the Golden Tiger Claws to teleport back into Lani's base and uses the SC Lantern to bond with Lani's Clow Cards*
*The clow cards that Matt bonded with were actually virus chips disguised by my resident telepaths, causing instant paralasis. Coming into the room, which we had prepared because I knew exactly what you were up to the whole time. (I SO did!) using the gundams as marksmen I save precious Minty and walk out a happy Kitty owner while Matt is stuck forever...or till he escapes again,*
*Sensing that something's wrong, the Matt clone gets into a jet and flies into Lani's base moments before Matt can be destroyed, he grabs a handle of Talismans and once again eats them, then he uses the Ring of 9 Dragons to copy himself, he passes the ring to another clone who then makes 9 more copies until the base is over run with Super powered Matt clones, the clones attack the Gundam fakes and easily dismantle them before using the Pig talisman to destroy Lani's base the Original Matt steals Minty back and then flies out of the destroyed base followed by is Legion of Matt's.*
*Using her wings from the fly card Lani chases down Matt and takes back Minty with force, baby food and duct tape. Using the Shroud of Shadows/Sapphire Dragon combo once again Lani saves herself and Minty, causing ALL the Matt clones to turn into sapphire. The original Matt is also saved because she was nice and threw the shroud over him at the last second but as he's duct taped and has no powers and could fall and die he should just let Lani have the kitty so they can go sleep!*
*Matt pulls out his trump weapon THE CHANGING CHOPSTICKS, he uses them to Shrink himself and then Minty as they both Hurtle towards the Ground he uses the Reverse Mirror to resize them and then the Longi Kite to fly, he uses his brain and uses the Ring of 9 Dragons to make two Minty's and gives one to Lani as he flies off into the sunset.*
*Lani seals the mirror card that created a second Minty instead of the ring of Dragons which was also under the spell of the mirror card. Leaving her with the one and only MINT-O-POTUMUS!! *
*Matt unable to accept this presses the Dismantle button on his remote control and Minty the Cat Crumbles revealing that it was a ROBOT all along*
*Realizing this is even better because its selfcleaning Lani is extatic with the Minty cat. She goes home to one of the undiscovered lairs and has a cup of tea.*
*Matt sells the Mint-o-potamus Cats for £22.99 a piece and gets stinkin' rich creating a new base....On the Moon*
.....I win thought
I WIN!!
YES! with thought!
SILENCE I WIN
I WIN!!
I WIN
I'm rich
You're not
I WIN INFINITY!
I WIN
I WIN INFINITY PLUS INFINITY PLUS 1
*With the prototype Lani is able to sue Matt for millions and the moon base. She sits in the moonbase with Minty, Tea and reins supreme over the entire earth. Even over Matt, who’s imprisoned by all the agency’s that were after him who sits in his cell with only a phone for his girlfriend to yell at him on (In calls only) while he strokes one of the inadequate replica Minty’s yelling….”I’ll Get You Next Time Lanibelle!! NEXT TIME!!”*

MATT WINS BY DEFAULT FOR BEING HOTTER!!
Oh come on!! Who is going to believe that?! Everyone knows i'm way hotter and CUTER!