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It is well documented that dispite their dark and brooding personas, the men of the Gotham Knights are some of the biggest ladies men in DC. Its the masks. Chicks dig the mask.

But amongst the men of the Gotham, Dick Grayson the former-Robin and current Nightwing has been well recognized for his ability to attract the opposite sex. Usually with VERY complicated results.

Lets review...

An Alien. A Demi-Goddess. A murderer. A suspected Murderer. A super-hero-wannabe. A landlady. A captain of the Bludhaven Police. A super-speedster. A crazed vigilante. Another crazed vigilante. And a crime fighter formerly known as Batgirl. And those are only the top names.

Just imagine what life was like in high school?

So who do you think was Dick's best gal?
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Ooooo I was this close to clicking on Huntress because I liked her in Outsiders, but alas, I had to pick Oracle.

Voted for Oracle. What can I say? I'm a sucker for a red-head. :)

Oracle.
.....I'm starting to see a pattern here......

I, too, am a sucker for a red-head. This is why I voted for the ever-popular Alien Warrior Princess, Kori.

Barbara would come in as a close second

Well, actually Starfire isn't a red-head. She's listed as having auburn hair color, which is a brownish color than only appears red in certain lighting. She only looks like a red-head because when she flies, her hair creates a firery energy signature.

But why go splitting hairs?

Oh...Yeah... I was the first or second person to vote on this pole and I never posted. :P I voted Oracle.
Many reasons actually, other than just the hair; But I admit I'm a sucker for red-heads too.

~Depends what kind of red hair. An I voted for Donna

*Doesn't mention she's had red hair for at the least 2 months*

Yeah, so I voted Oracle too. not for the hair though, I just liked the thought of those two growing up, fighting crime together. I was truely traumatised when i was told about the break up and still live in hope...like I am about Teen Titans getting better.

Lani's a red-head?

I'm in love!! *Jim follows Lani around like a love-sick puppy dog thereafter*

*stream of fire goes in front of Jim, while I stand holding a flamethrower whistling innocently*

*clears throat* My fiancee, remember? :P Well...actually...it's on the awards...so if you didn't know shame on you! Of course to really get it you'd have to have been in the chat but that's another story lol.

I was conflicted. I like both Oracle and Starfire and their relationships with Nightwing. However, I picked Oracle because in my opinion, they just fit. Sorry, Star.

<Stepi01 starts running so that he can dodge Starfire's starbolts (which isn't easy)>

<BTW: I happen to like red-heads as well :D >

Lani RUN! RUN LIKE THE WIND!

*Joins Marx to protect Lani, with another flame-thrower.*

(Yeah, I know the Phoenix God doesn't need one since it can create fire on its own, but Flame throwers are such FUN to play with... :D )

Marx, maybe we should wipe Jim's memory of that. He's already got enough obsessions, and that last one is somewhat... worriesome.

I have another stalker?!
>.< away! *Feebly makes waving motions at Jim* awwway!!

*Flames shoot in front of Jim* uuuuuh....Flamethrowers??
;) I'll allow it.

WWOOOO!!! Mark and Alan!! My Heroes!!

I just want to say that I am not the stalker you speak of.

Therefore, no one is going to come after me with flamethrowers, right?

Besides, I already have Starfire trying to shoot me

Um... no...

We're attacking Jim, remember?

As a matter of fact. *gives Stepi a flamethrower* You can help us flame him. :D

:D Who needs expensive bodyguards when you have the YJUTT boys and a couple of flamethrowers?!?!

Burn Baby Burn!!!!

Um...do we still get to flame him? We all have the flamethrowers out so we need to flame something. :P

yeah. First we turn him into a crispy-critter and then we mind-wipe him.

WAIT!! NO!! Please, do not wipe my memory!!

Singe me!! Filet me!! Broil me!! Turn me into the crispiest critter this side of a Bar-B-Que, but don't take my memory of these few precious moments of admiring the radiant red-haired beaty that is Lani!! :wub:2

*Jim falls to his knees in front of the three flame-throwering YJUTT guys* OH! BELOVED LANI! Please, if I must suffer the flames of your friends, let it be, but bid them not wipe my precious memory of you, for alas, I am smitten!! I am forever yours, your love slave, enraptured and entwined by your lucious red hair!

I am no stalker, for this is true love! And, if I must, after I am roasted to an Extra-Crispy Jim Sandwich by Alan and Marx, I will admire you from afar, never knowing the sweetness that is you from up close, and suffer eternally in that way! But, alas, cruel and heartbreaking as that would be, it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all!! :wub:2

Lani!! Dear, sweet, red-headed Goddess Lani!! Please, don't let them wipe my memory!! I am forever yours!!

Wow... and I thought his Legion obsession was creepy. +_+ That ain't just stalker level, that is nearly 'single-white female' level. Next thing you know, he'll be dressing up like Lani, in order to get closer to her...

Eeww....

'Check please, he's done!'

*Raises flame-thrower alonside Marx and Stepi, while minons prepare the brain-drain*

ok....

1) Jim....you are a very very scaryily disturbed person, not that Lani isn't stalking material but...DUDE!!!

2) What's with the favourtism of the flamethrowers!!!??? WHERE ARE THE GOD DAMN NAILGUNS!!!??? :wacko:

Flamethrowers are for first time offending stalkers. Nailguns are for second. But hey, if you wanna help out, Kye, then here. *Tosses Kye a nailgun* Go to town. :D

*smacks Jim with a fan that appears out of nowhere(non-anime fans won't get that)* QUEEEN-GODDESS! If you're going to gravel get it right! She's the Queen-Goddess!

*points the flamethrower at Jim* Now, mustn't forget the flaming. *thinks* You know...if we aim the flames/nails all at his head, we might not have to mind wipe him, they'll create enough trauma to do it for us. And if that fails we'll hit him in what's left of his head with a mallet. It works in the cartoons. :D

Why don't we just give him an anvil and lead him off a cliff while we're at it.

*blinks and thinks about it* ALAN YOU'RE A GENIUS! *gives Jim an anvil and a blindfold* You know what you must do.

Oh what fun! Let me get my camera. This is a Kodax moment.

*Takes a number of photos as Jim plummets off the cliff with anvil close behind*

Ahh memories... we will enjoy them.

~An you all have a go at me for being a perv? Piss off!!

Owww. OK, someone is going to have to explain to me why I just got hit with a fan.

*Jim blinks as getting hit with the fan clears his head. He gets up off his knees with a dazed expression.*

Ummm, was I just expressing my undying love for Lani? I'm not sure what came over me; I think I was brain-washed by the Time Tra... *Jim looks at Alan with a flame thrower* ... um, by giant space monkeys. Yeah, that's it. Giant Space Monkeys.

You're cool and all, Lani, and I DO like red hair, but I'm not actually in love with you. Sorry about that.

So, there's no need to hit me with flames or nailguns, guys. I'll just take my anvil... no, thank you, I don't care much for blindfolds... and be on my way.

*Jim takes the anvil, leaps off the cliff and throws the anvil up so it will hit him when he lands.*

Ahhh, that's much bet... *K-THUNK... CLANG!!*

I HAVE A NAILGUN!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! Thank you Alan! :D

*Cocks nailgun with manic smile on face :wacko: * Oh yeah baby!

Ummmm... right Kye.

You know what, guys? I'm starting to be pretty happy I'm down here at the bottom of the cliff with an anvil in my face rather than up there with you guys and crazy nail-gun lass. :ouchy:

Hmm... one of those new smilies finally came in handy.

*D-Cell ropes suddenly drop down from the cliff and Stepi, Alan, Kye and Marx all climb down and surround Jim's crushed and broken form.*

Oh, but we aren't done yet, Jimbo...

Now I must warn you, there will be a slight burning/impaling feeling. But don't worry. We all came prepared.

*Stepi, Alan, Marx and Kye all put on protective glasses before raising their weapons of mass destruction*

Lock and load people.

*cackles manically! :wacko: * Dude this is gonna be sweet!

*looks at Jim accusingly* True, we're not totally sure he's telling the truth. He might just be saying what he thinks we want to hear and as soon as we turn around he goes after Lani again. Better safe than sorry...okay we just want to flame someone is that so wrong?!

So, do we finally get to fry him.

No offense, Jim, but one cannot really pass up the chance to use a flamethrower. :D

Nail-Gun Lass. Now THAT sounds like an half-way decent Legion character, whom I could enjoy reading about...

*Points Flamethower at Jim.*

On the count of three people...

1...

2...

2 and half...

2 and three quarters...

3!

It's questionable if the Batdudes are the Biggest Ladies Men in the DCU; In my opinion the biggest "playas" in the DCU are Green Arrow (O. Queen) and Arsenal (Roy Harper).

And I won't even mention Superman, because it'd be just far too obvious. Cuz just about everysingle woman in the DCU would give her right arm to BEEP Superman.

Not true fab. See Oliver Queen has to work at getting his women. I.E. Black Canary. He has to wine and dine them in order to really get them. Roy has the nasty habit of coming on too strong and the women at times get put off by it.

The Bats on the other hand don't even try. The women just throw themselves at them. I mean, all Nightwing had to do was show his legs in the old ROBIN costume and Starfire was 3 seconds from jumping his bones. Tim Drake was only the cool nice guy and Greta was totally head-over-heels in love with him. And Bruce... He's got super-villains fighting over him and he doesn't even know what he did to initiate that.

* :wacko: Eager to inflict pain accidently lets loose a stream of nails on "2"* Hehe...sorry! :lol: