(Disclaimer: Since there's going to be like a whooooole lotta characters in this story, way more than "Monk and Monkey" I'm going to try to get everyone in it, but if you don't want your character in it just PM me. :D)

Character Colors

Sano
Cyborg
Beast Boy
Falcon
Legion of Superheroes
Supersonic
Kelsey
Gabe Rivera
Risk
Harm
Slobo
Superman
Wonder Girl
Superboy
Shinigami
Secret
Robin
Baby Fite
Cissie
Raido
Nightwing
Batman
Impulse
Invisible Kid
Random DC Teens
Wraith
Batgirl

Robin: Ok! I think I'm going to be the first to say it. After "The Monk and the monkey" how about we choose our parts instead of a ballet?
Harm: Works for me. I'm Arthur.
Robin: Wait a-...why should you be Arthur?
Harm: Simple. I'll look cooler with Excalibur.
Robin: Grrrrrr. *glares*
Secret: Twinkiiiiie! Why are you being so mean? Let Robin be Arthur!
Robin: Yeah "Twinkie". Let me be Arthur. *grins*
Harm: *whispers something into Secret's ear*
Secret: *gasp* He does? Robin should not be Arthur!
Harm: Heh heh.
Robin: Huh? Greta?
Secret: *shakes her head viciously* No! But um...who should he be?
Harm: *whispers in Secret's ear again*
Secret: Galahad!
Robin: .........Galahad?
Harm: Better than being a pig isn't it?
Robin: .......True...but Galahad?
Harm: *whispers in Robin's ear* Don't think I haven't heard about you and Greta. I think I'm actually being really nice here.
Robin: It's a Bat-clan conspiracy I tell you...
Harm: *puts his arm around Wonder Girl* Hmmm I wonder who could be Guinevere?
Wonder Girl: Well since you asked "Arthur", I'd love to be Guinevere.
Superboy: LANCELOT!
Harm: Grrrrrrr.
Robin: HA!
Harm: Oh shut up both of you. *grumbles*
Wonder Girl: Huh? I don't get it.
Harm: *groans* You will later on.
Greta: Wait a minute? Who am I gonna be?
Harm: Um...Nimue?
Greta: Oooo! I like that! She ends up with Galahad right? *gives Harm puppy dog eyes*
Harm: Er...sure. Why not?
Robin: Heh.
Harm: Shut up you.
Robin: I think that's all the main parts...well except...
Supersonic: *runs in dressed like Romeo* What light through yonder window breaks...
*Harm and Robin bang their heads against the wall*
Harm and Robin: That's the wrong play Super!
Robin: It's King Arthur you..*is overloaded with so many possible insults he can't finish the sentence*
Supersonic: Errrr. *runs of and comes back dressed as Merlin and morphs his head so he has and uber long white beard* Howzzat?
*Harm and Robin look at each other and then back at Super*
Harm and Robin: Works for me.
Harm: How about we start the play and just pick the parts as we go, since if we keep picking parts like this we would never finish?
Robin: Agreed. ON WITH THE PLAY!

Invisible Kid: WAIT! I wanna know what my part is!
*Robin and Harm look at each other*
Harm and Robin: Mordrid. *both grin evilly*
Invisible Kid: ...Why do I think I'm not going to like this part?
Supersonic: Oh I don't know...maybe because your name is Mordrid! I mean, who name's their kid that?
Robin: Apparently Duo.
Harm: *eyes suddenly get wide* ...wait....
Robin: Ha! You wanted to be Arthur you have to deal! ON WITH THE PLAY!
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The Once and Future King pt. 1

Sano (Narrator): *uses his telekinesis to float and make himself look all cool* It is now the year 460 A.D. and Brittain is torn apart by war. With the days so dark it seems that even the gods have deserted us. *Sano then points to the war as the armies(Legion of Superheroes) are fighting each other* What's this war over you ask? May I direct your attention to the source.
Falcon (Igraine): ....Just great...I go from being a goddess and the narrator to being an object of lust. *sarcastically* Whoopie...
Sano (Narrator): Ah but not just any lust. A lust that caused a war. Uther of the Pentdragon lusts for Igraine, wife of King Mark of Kernew. And this is why the Legio-er...Brittains must die. Right now Mark thinks he's raiding Uther's retreating spear bands...
*King Mark and 10 soldiers corner 2 of Uther's soldiers who begin to smile as King Mark and his men see their surrounded by every other Legionnaire except Invisible Kid*
Cyborg (King Mark): Hm....*looks back as his men* Yyyyeah...we're screwed.
Legion of Superheroes(King Mark's men): *nod very slowly*
Sano(Narrator): ...but he is tricked. And he will die.
M'onel(One of Uther's men): Any last words?
Cyborg (King Mark): Well...considering I have two lines then die...this part sucks.
Sano(Narrator): Meanwhile, Uther and Merlin, the Lord of Avalon and the most powerful Druid to ever draw breath schemed.
Beast Boy(Uther): Let me get this straight, you'll make me look like King Mark so I can be with Igraine?
Supersonic(Merlin): Yyyeah, and I get to take your child after it's born.
Beast Boy(Uther): But I get to be with Igraine right?
Supersonic(Merlin): Right. I just want to make sure that before we do this you know that, if I change you I will be taking your child.
Beast Boy(Uther): Yeah yeah yeah. :wacko: Details details. Change me!
Supersonic(Merlin): Whatever you say bud. *morphs hand into a paint brush and paints half of Uther's face silver* There you go.
Beast Boy(Uther): ....but you only painted half my face silver...you can't expect this to work...?
Supersonic(Merlin): I'M MERLIN! THE MOST POWERFUL DRUID TO EVER DRAW BREATH! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY WAYS? I HAVE PAINT THINNER AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!
Beast Boy(Uther): Okay okay. *backs away* I'm going I'm going!
*Uther appears before Igraine's bed disguised as Mark(And yes, I do find it ironic that the first person to die in this story is named Mark..so unfair)*
Falcon(Igraine): ...You can't honestly expect me to fall for that....*sigh* Oh darling I've missed you so!
Beast Boy(Uther): Oh baby! Show me how much you missed me!*hops on the bed*
Falcon(Igraine): Oh don't worry darling I will. *closes the curtains and then immediately opens them back up* Oh honey, you were great, I'm going to sleep now. *falls asleep*
Beast Boy(Uther): What the? Huh? Wha? Who? When did-?..Who?
*Merlin appears in the window*
Supersonic(Merlin): *barely containing his laughter* Wow Uther...that was kinda...fast.
Beast Boy(Uther): Oh shut up. *leaves the room*
Sano(Narrator): And so 9 months pass.
Falcon(Igraine): *holds the baby and speaks in baby voice* Awww look at hiiiiim. You're so cute for a future heir to Brittain yes you are.
Kelsey(Baby Arthur): ....goo.
*Audience gives a standing ovation*
Supersonic(Merlin): *flies down and swipes the baby* Yoink!
Falcon(Igraine): UTHEEEEER! MERLIN TOOK MY BABY!
Beast Boy(Uther): Wha? Don't worry I'll take care of it. *pulls Merlin to the side* Merlin! What are you doing!? You never said anything about taking my baby!
Supersonic(Merlin): <_< *morphs hand into a rubber chicken and smacks Uther with it* I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer. *flies away to his tower in Ynys Wydryn*
*Uther walks back to Igraine*
Falcon(Igraine): *twitch* Where's my baby?
Beast Boy(Uther): Um...you see...what had happened...
*Igraine starts pummeling Uther*
Falcon(Igraine): You call yourself a king!? Get me my baby NOW!
Beast Boy(Uther): Alright, I'm going I'm going. Geeze!
*Uther follows Merlin, but soon finds himself surrounded by what remains of King Mark's men*
Triad(Mark's men): Oooo he's here just like Merlin said. GET HIM!
Beast Boy(Uther): ...Ooooh crap. *looks at the script* Oh like this would be anyone's last words. *sighs* Oh great Gofannon, god of smithcraft! Please reclaim my sword for the eventual ruler of Brittain!
Gabe(Gofannon): Yeah yeah yeah, I hear ya! *sketches the sword in the stone which becomes real and is staged by Uther's courpse*
Sano(Narrator): And so Excalibur, the sword of Kings, a blade fashioned in the Underworld by the gods themselves shines in the morning light. Whoever is able to pull the sword from the stone will now become the new king.

Sano(Narrator): And so, Merlin takes the baby to Ector, one of Uther's old soldiers to watch over the child and raise him as his own. The child, Arthur was raised along with Ector's other son, Cai, and both were taught to ride and fight. Now there was a tournament where Cai was going to participate with Arthur as his man at arms....
.......
*clears throat* With Arthur as his man at arms!.....WITH ARTHUR AS HIS MAN AT ARMS! That's the cue, what are you guys do..-
*Cai and Arthur burst out the door fighting with each other*
Slobo(Cai): *choking Arthur* I didn't even want to be in this fraggin play!
Harm(Arthur): *repeatedly elbowing Cai in the ribs* Oh cry me a river! You're in the play, so follow your fraggin lines!....Dangit now you got me doin it!
Slobo(Cai): *wrestling with Arthur wrecking up the set* What part of "I'd rather be the bastich ignoring orders than taking them." didn't you get!?
Risk(Ector): Would you two stop fighting already? *sigh* I'll see you at the tournament...waaaaaaitaminute! That's my only line? What a ripoff even Cyborg got two! And a joke! I demand another part! *storms off stage*
Harm(Arthur): *has Cai in a sleeper hold* You know...we could go like this all day. *sees a red and white blur snatch Cai's sword, and releases Cai* See? That's why you got your sword taken!
Slobo(Cai): Well then, go fetch me another one! Go! Now! *hits Arthur in the back of the head with hook and chain*
Harm(Arthur): *growls and talks through his teeth* Sure thing "bro". *turns back* Losersayswhat!
Slobo(Cai): What?.....*growls back and charges at Arthur again*
Harm(Arthur): *summons sais and wraps them around Cai's chain and hook while hitting Cai with the other one* Don't get upset with me because you fell for that! *struggling against the hook* Uh huh, that's why Anita's looking at you like that!
Slobo(Cai): Huh?*eyes go wide as he looks behind him*
Harm(Arthur): In your own words, you are one gullible little bastich! *knocks Cai off of him using a sai, then pulls out a sword from a stone behind him* You wanted a sword right? Here! Take it. *charges at Cai with the sword but stops when all the observers begin bowing to Arthur* Huh? *looks at the sword and smiles* Oooooooh! As my first order of king! Take him away! *points to Cai*
*random Legionnaires come and drag off Cai*
Slobo(Cai): I'm gonna get you for this ya bastich!
Harm(Arthur): No no, you're not in the play anymore, bye bye. *waves*
Sano(Narrator): *shaking his head at Arthur barking orders and Cai being dragged off kicking and yelling and fake cursing* That...was so inaccurate...*puts up his hands in defeat and sighs* Whatever. Now there can be no doubt. Arthur will be high King of Britain(uh...yeah...I didn't just realize that Britain only had one "t"...I knew it the whole time...I was testing you.) All of Britain's Kings and warbands go to Ynys Mon, the Dragon Island, to be at Arthur's King Making.
*Arthur stands in front of the kings saying his oath as king*
Harm(Arthur): I swear to protect the lands and unite warring kings. And I promise that when you sleep a giant peace of toast will kill you all with it's mangiggle of doom.....OKAY! WHO CHANGED THE CUE CARDS!? *looks offstage* SUPER! DUO! YOU GUYS ARE SO DEAD! *stomps offstage*
*Merlin comes running on stage and quickly puts up his hands in his defence*
Supersonic(Merlin): Wait wait! *grabs off stage and gets Excalibur* It has been ritually sharpened, with a new sheath made by the Lady of the Lake. Check it out...and don't hurt me!
Harm(Arthur): *long sigh and takes Excalibur and turns back to the guests* With this scabbard, I shall always remember my oath to treat all Britains equally, whether they be pagan or christian.
*everyone claps as the ceremony comes to an end and the party begins*
Superman(King Leodegan): *shakes Arthur's hand* It'll be a pleasure to serve under you. I'd also like to introduce you to my daughter, Guinevere.
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): *smiles shyly* Hi.
Harm(Arthur): *smiles stupidly and laughs uncontrollably* Hiiiii.
Superman(King Leodegan): *mumbles under his breath* You know, I'm Superman, you'd think I'd be able to get more than one line.
Harm(Arthur): *mumbles under his breath* For Superman you're really being a crybaby about it.
Superman(King Leodegan): *quickly turns to Arthur* I'm sorry what was that?
Harm(Arthur): *eyes go wide*Nothing sir! Mr. Superman Sir! It's just that..I have blue text, you have blue with italics, it'd get confusing.
Superman(King Leodegan): Hmm, guess you've got a point. *looks out the window* *sigh* Besides a certain newpaper reporter is about to get shot with a death ray. I could be making out with Wonder Woman right now but noooooo. *flies out the door*
Everyone: ....did he just say....naaaaaaaaaaah!
Harm(Arthur): *turns back to Guinevere* Hello again...I'm Arthur...
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): *giggles* Yeah, I know.
Sano(Narrator): Oh for the luvva...*turns to the audience* The young king sees that there's more to life than swords and fighting, he finds Guinevere and finds it hard to leave her. *turns back to the two of them giving each other googly eyes* I think you guys know where this is going.

Sano(Narrator): Lancelot, the Prince of Benoic is also at the King making. And-
Superboy(Lancelot): Ahem! I can introduce myself thank you.
Sano(Narrator): Oh. My bad, do your thing man.
Superboy(Lancelot): Oh yes! My thing will be done!
Everyone pauses.
Superboy(Lancelot): You know what I meant!
Harm(Arthur): Riiiiiiiight....
Superboy(Lancelot): *goes up to Arthur and bows* Hello my king, I am Lancelot, the Prince of-
Harm(Arthur): Benoic, I know, I heard the Narrator.
Superboy(Lancelot): Oh just shut up and accept me as your champion.
Harm(Arthur): *folds arm* Well! That's hardly a way to talk to your king now is it?
Superboy(Lancelot): ....you're going to really make me do this aren't you?
Harm(Arthur): *grins evilly* Do you want to be my champion?
Superboy(Lancelot): *sighs then falls to his knees hugging Arthur's legs* PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE LET ME BE YOUR CHAMPION! I'LL DO ANYTHING!
Harm(Arthur): *smiles wide* Hmm well since you're gravelling like that...maybe...IF...you become the horse again at some point in this play, the audience loved that last time you know. *smile gets bigger*
Superboy(Lancelot): .....*glances at Guinevere then back at Arthur* Deal.
Harm(Arthur): Grrrrrrr.
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): Oh come on Will...er Arthur. Stop being so mean.
Harm(Arthur): Fine fine. You can get off your knees now.
Superboy(Lancelot): *bows to both* Oh thank you for your generosity oh great Queen to be. :wub:
Harm(Arthur): Sorry Lancy, but you know *holds Guinevere closer* but, we have to ya know, get married in the next scene, see you at the wedding.
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): Um..I am gonna get more lines right. Cuz my parts have been pretty small. They'll get bigger right future hubby? *gives Arthur puppy dog eyes*
Harm(Arthur): Of course future wifey...*sigh* Puppy eyes, it's always the puppy eyes, my only weakness.
Superboy(Lancelot): *raises an eyebrow*
Harm(Arthur): *reaches for Excalibur* Do it and I will strike you down now!
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): *starts to drag Arthur away before he can pull out the sword* Come on future hubby. Hit it Narrator.
Sano(Narrator): Thank you thank you. Arthur and Guinevere were married twice. Once in a Christian wedding and again in a pagan one.
Harm(Arthur): Which means twice the presents and twice the honeymoon! Hubba Hubba! *gets smacked by Guinevere*
Sano(Narrator): WOULD YOU GUYS STOP INTERRUPTING ME! It's not my fault I have a constant part through the entire play. Anyway...a year passes and Guinever has a son, Gwydre...
Baby Fite(Baby Gwydre): ....gah.
Audience gives a standing ovation.
Random Audience Member: Um...is it just me or is that baby bla-
Sano(Narrator): Don't go there! Just...leave it alone...Moving along! Morgana is the daughter of Igraine and Mark so biologically she's Arthur's half sister. Yadda yadda yadda, she blames Merlin and Arthur for her father's death and mother's being belittled. Yadda yadda yadda She wants revenge. Yadda yadda We got to Nemed
*Lancelot is looking through the window of the castle secretly observing Guinevere as Morgana appears behind him*
Shinigami(Morgana): *twitching* I...can't believe...I have to do this...*sigh* Let me just get this over with...*clears* Hey there..um..handsome.
*offstage Merlin heckles Morgana*
Supersonic(Merlin): Come on Duo! You can do it! Show some leg! Open up that top a little more!
Shinigami(Morgana): *through her teeth* Shut...up...Marxy.
Supersonic(Merlin): Come on! I wanna see some seducing! *quickly runs out and rips open Morgana's top so she's showing a lot of cleavage*
Shinigami(Morgana): *gasps then glares at Merlin*....Marxy....you are a dead man....just you will wait until I finish this scene...yeah you better run!
Superboy(Lancelot): *has been staring at Morgana's cleavage the entire time*
Shinigami(Morgana): *summons her scythe and hits Lancelot upside the head with it* What? That's magic...
*everyone's laughing their butts off*
Superboy(Lancelot): *rubbing his head* Geeze no wonder I'm choosing Guinevere over you.
Shinigami(Morgana): *sneers and then forms spears but doesn't get a chance to shoot them as Merlin quickly takes her offstage*
Sano(Narrator): *still laughing* But unknown to them, Nimue, Merlin's priestess overhears the conversation.
Secret(Nimue): *smoke jumps to where Merlin should be* Um...Merlin...Merlin? Where are you?
Supersonic(Merlin): *comes flying from offstage and lands on the ground face first* OW! It was just a joke! *notices Nimue* Oh..hey. What's up Nimue?
Secret(Nimue): I just heard Lancelot say he wanted Guinevere.
Supersonic(Merlin): *shapeshifts his head into Jim Carey* Reheeheeheeheeeeeeeeallyyyyyy? *shapeshifts back to Merlin and puts his arm around Nimue* We can work with this. Let's plan!
Sano(Narrator): And so Merlin and Nimue conspire against the christian Guinevere which will become important later on so pay attention!

Sano(Narrator): And so time passes, and they hold another party. This time Morgana comes up with a devious plan.....Where's Morgana? *sigh* This is getting old.
*offstage Morgana and Merlin argue*
Supersonic(Merlin): Come on Duo, just put it on!
Shinigami(Morgana): Hell! No! Get that thing away from me!
Supersonic(Merlin): Awww, but it's only a blonde wig. It's either that or we bleach your hair.
Shinigami(Morgana): Touch my hair and die!
Supersonic(Merlin): Duo, be reasonable, you can't pass off as Guinevere with your hair like that. Just put on the wig.
Shinigami(Morgana): No! I don't care how you do it but I'm not putting on that thing and you're not touching my hair!
Supersonic(Merlin): *struggling* Duo...just...put...the freakin wig...on...oops
Shinigami(Morgana): GAAAAAH! MARXY!
Supersonic(Merlin): It-it was an accident I swear! I was just trying to get the wig on you.
Shinigami(Morgana): Bull! I'm starting to wonder now. In "The Big Switcheroonie" you took a 'peak', in "Corruption" you shoved nacho cheese down my shirt...
Supersonic(Merlin): With the nachos, heh heh.
Shinigami(Morgana): Yeah, with the nachos, and in this story you ripped open my shirt. You seem to be obsessed with my chest!
Supersonic(Merlin): Oh...I guess you're right...sorry about that...you prefer I work lower?
Shinigami(Morgana): .......
POW! *Merlin goes flying from one side of the stage to the other*
Supersonic(Merlin): *still in free fall from the blow* I thought she didn't have super strength!
Harm(Arthur): Well...any girl has super strength if you say something stupid like that...
Superboy(Lancelot): Ain't that the truth.
*Arthur and Lancelot high five before looking to see that Merlin finally lands...kinda*
WHAM!
Superboy(Lancelot): *holds up a "10" sign*
Harm(Arthur): *holds up a "9.9" sign*
Superboy(Lancelot): Only 9.9?
Harm(Arthur): Meh, I've seen better.
THUMP THUMP THUMP CRASH!
*both Arthur and Lancelot cringe*
Harm(Arthur): *puts down the sign and changes it to "10"*
Superboy(Lancelot): That...is gonna leave a mark. Oh well, down the hatch.
*Arthur and Lancelot have another drink of the punch*
Shinigami(Morgana): Now...anyone else want to try to get that wig on me?
Risk: This is so unfair, how come she gets to fight her way out of doing her part?
Shinigami(Morgana): Well if you want another part so bad why don't you play it? Here's the wig.
Risk: Hey, we're not even going out anymore. So you have no pull over me anymore.
Shinigami(Morgana): *glares* Is that right?
Risk: ....help...someone...please...?
Cissie: Oh come on Duo, it's only a wig.
Shinigami(Morgana): *smiles* And we have a volunteer! *pushes Cissie on stage*
Cissie(Morgana): This...is so unfair.
Sano(Narrator): *sigh* For those who weren't able to follow that...which is probably everyone....Morgana used her magics and illusions to make herself look like Guinevere so she could seduce Arthur in his drunken state.
Cissie(Morgana): I guess I might as well get this over with. Oh Arth-...oh God....you guys are really drunk aren't you?
Superboy(Lancelot): *slurring* Iiii dun no what yoooo talkin bout. I am sooo drunk!
Harm(Arthur): *almost falling down* Duuuuude, you jist admurdered it!
Superboy(Lancelot): Yeeeeah...well TOAST YOU!
*both Arthur and Lancelot laugh themselves silly*
Cissie(Morgana): *takes a whiff of the punch* Who put real alcohol in the punch!?
Supersonic(Merlin): Heh heh..oooow, it really does hurt when you laugh.
Cissie(Morgana): *rolls her eyes* Oh well, *grabs Arthur's arm* At least you're not half as scary as you usually are, lets go um...hubby?
Harm(Arthur): Oooooh I know waatcher thunkin abut. See yer lata Lancy got biness to tend to heh heh.
Superboy(Lancelot): Yoooo dooo it man! *falls flat on his face*
Cissie(Morgana): Ohhh Duo you are so gonna pay for this.
*both Arthur and Morgana go to Arthur and Guinevere's room and close the curtain on the bed*
Harm(Arthur): Now I know what you wanna doo, how about this?
Cissie(Morgana): Hey! That's not fair!
Harm(Arthur): So you wanna do it again?
Cissie(Morgana): Um...well...okay.
Harm(Arthur): Yeah, I like that!
Cissie(Morgana): Heeeey you're enjoying this way too much.
Harm(Arthur): Actually...you're just not good at it.
Cissie(Morgana): Watch it! I guess you're an expert?
Harm(Arthur): I'm watchin it and it looks that way.
Cissie(Morgana): Alright how do you like this?
Harm(Arthur): Oooo I like that just fine.
Cissie(Morgana): *groans*
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): ENOUGH! *rips open the curtains to see that Arthur and Morgana are playing Rock, Paper, Scissors* <_<
Harm(Arthur): You really really suck at this. You keep throwing out rock.
Cissie(Morgana): I can't help it! *starts crying*
Harm(Arthur): Oh quit being such a sissy, Cissie.
Cissie(Morgana): :angry: Oh like I've never heard that one before.
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): You know what...I think this play is having a bad effect on all of you...*walks away*
Sano(Narrator): Agreed. And so in her rage and deceit, Morgana conceives a son, an heir to her magic and challenger to Arthur's thrown.
Supersonic(Merlin): Um....so....
Shinigami(Morgana): Marxy, if you say one word about me sleeping with my brother I swear I'm going to rip out your vocal chords, watch you morph them back and rip them out again!
Supersonic(Merlin): ....can I talk about the inbred kid?....No Duo put down the scythe...put it down....it was a joke...I'll leave it all alo..*choking sounds*

Secret(Nimue): *standing in a secluded place with Merlin casting a spell* Double Double! Toil and trouble! Fire burn and something bubble!
Supersonic(Merlin): *whispers*Um Greta..er..Nimue? It's cauldron..and that's the wrong spell.
Secret(Nimue): But...I thought we were adlibbing this part.
Supersonic(Merlin): Well...yeah...but that's from "Macbeth" isn't it?
Secret(Nimue): I thought it was from "Hamlet"...
Supersonic(Merlin): ...um...it could be....I can't remember anymore...YOU'RE CONFUSING ME!
Secret(Nimue): But...you were the one correcting me...
Supersonic(Merlin): :unsure: Could we...ya know...get back to the spell?
Secret(Nimue): Okay Merly.
Supersonic(Merlin): ....Merly?
Secret(Nimue): *gives puppy dog eyes* What's wrong with Merly?
Supersonic(Merlin): It sounds like a girl's...*notices the puppy dog eyes* *sigh* Nothing, nothing at all.
Sano(Narrator): For the luva..they're never gonna get to this! Nimue and Merlin sweared a mighty oa-
Supersonic(Merlin): Dude! We got it! We got it! Just let us do our magic!
Sano(Narrator): *sigh* Sure, go ahead.
Secret(Nimue): *makes spooky looking smoke start to surround them* We make an oath to bring back the Old Gods!...right?
Supersonic(Merlin): Yeah, even at the cost of ourselves!
Secret(Nimue): Yeah, even at the cos...what?! The cost of ourselves? When did we say that?
Sano(Narrator): Anyway! On to Arthur and Guinevere!
Supersonic(Merlin): Wait! You can't just bump us off like that!
Harm(Arthur): *pushes Merlin out the way* He just did!
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): Arthur honey? You're leaving again?
Harm(Arthur): Yeah, sorry, I know I've been gone a lot, but you see. I have to teach the warring tribes the hokey pokey or the wars will start all over again.
*audience claps since Arthur was able to say that with a straight face*
Harm(Arthur): *kisses Guinevere* I'll be back as soon as I can. *rides off*
*audience hoots and hollers about the kiss*
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): Oh come on! How old are you guys!? *sighs* Arthur's never here anymore! *pouts* I'm so lonely.
Superboy(Lancelot): *flies down and puts his arm around Guinevere* How you doin? ;)
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): *sighs* Okay, congrats on finally being Arthur's champion by the way.
Superboy(Lancelot): Thanks. *english accent* Does that make you horny baby? Does it make you randy!?
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): *slaps her head*Oh God.
Superboy(Lancelot): *still english accent* Yyyyeah baby, yeeah!
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): ...No wonder you wanted this part. *sigh* You are so lucky I'm lonely right now...
Superboy(Lancelot): And I'm gonna take as much advantage as possible!
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): Um...are you sure you want to say stuff like that out loud?
Superboy(Lancelot): *grins* Does it really matter?
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): *sigh* Actually...no.
Superboy(Lancelot): Didn't think so. Your place or mine?
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): *defeated groan* Mine.
Supersonic(Merlin): *hiding in the bushes* You saw that right? Tell me you saw that?
Secret(Nimue): I saw I saw! What should we do?
Supersonic(Guinevere): I have a plan! A plan so genius my mind would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
Sano(Narrator): You so stole that line from Family Guy! Anyway, so Merlin and Nimue conspire against Guinevere....told you to pay attention to that before...and arranged a secret meeting between Lancelot and Guinevere.
Superboy(Lancelot): Come on babe, dance with me.*holds out his hand*
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): Dance? But...there's no music...that's just stupid. *sigh* Sure, what the hell.
Superboy(Lancelot): Oh Guinevere, I adore you. *makes puppy dog eyes*
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): Um...those don't work on me. But sure...uh thanks...OW! THAT'S MY FOOT!
*both of them trip and Lancelot falls on Guinevere*
Superboy(Lancelot): *winces* Sorry, *takes advantage of the position and looks romantically into Guinevere's eyes*
Harm(Arthur): *clears throat reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally loudly*
Robin(Galahad): Busted.
Supersonic(Merlin): I warned you about her didn't I? Didn't I? I warned ya!
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): *winces big time* Um...it's not what it looks like? Lancelot get off me!
Superboy(Lancelot): *gets up* Um...ya see...what had happened was...*points* HOLY BEJEBUS IT'S BEHIND YOU!
*for some unknown reason everyone looks and Lancelot flies away*
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): OH THAT'S GREAT LANCELOT JUST LEAVE ME...*looks back at Arthur, Galahad, and Merlin*..here...
Supersonic(Merlin): First..I'd like to say I TOLD YOU SO! I TOLD YOU! And second...BURN HER! BURN BURN BURN FIRE FIRE FIRE! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA DO IT! GOT THE STAKE RIGHT HERE! BURN HER!
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): No! We were just dancing, and-
Supersonic(Merlin): Oh you'll be dancing all right! Dancing in the flame!
Harm(Arthur): Merlin! Would you please-
Supersonic(Merlin): Please start the fire? I CAN SOOO DO THAT! I GOT THE STAKE! THE FIRE! THE WEENIES! THE MARSHMALLOWS!
Harm(Arthur): No! I was gonna say shut u-...did you say weenies?
Supersonic(Merlin): Totally Weenies!
Harm(Arthur): *thinks about it* NO! I'M NOT GONNA BURN HER!
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): ...you had to think about it?
Harm(Arthur): You ever had a weenie?
*everyone starts to snicker*
Harm(Arthur): I didn't mean it like that you sick sick people! *sigh* As I was saying...I can't burn her, no matter what she did.
Robin(Galahad): Well you can't do nothing. She commited treason.
Harm(Arthur): Yeah yeah I know. Fine...*looks at Guinevere* I banish you to Ynys Wydryn, Merlin's people will make sure you don't betray me or your country again.
Sano(Narrator): And so...well you heard the man. Moving along. Morgana gave birth to her son, Mordred and decides to pay Arthur a visit.
Harm(Arthur): What do you want Morgana, now's really not a good time.
Shinigami(Morgana): *smiling evilly*You mean with your wife cheating on you and all? Yeah, I guess that would suck, which reminds me...remember that party awhile back when you got reeeally drunk?
Harm(Arthur): Uh...no...not especially...I was too drunk....why...
Shinigami(Morgana): *throws out rock*
Harm(Arthur): OH YEAH! I remember no-...wait...how did you know about that?
Shinigami(Morgana): You really should learn how to hold your liquor, I used my magic to make myself look like her, even had your son. Gwydre is no longer the only heir to your thrown, I'm even going to tell him that his crappy name is because of you as well. Have a nice day. *laughs maniacly as she disappears*
Supersonic(Merlin): ...you know...
Harm(Arthur): Merlin...if you say burn her I swear I'm gonna..
Supersonic(Merlin): Well that's actually a good idea but that wasn't what I was gonna say.
Harm(Arthur): I'm gonna regret this...I know I'm gonna regret this...what were you gonna say?
Supersonic(Merlin): Dude...you got it on with your sister *falls on the floor laughing*
Harm(Arthur): <_< *grabs Excalibur*
Supersonic(Merlin): Oooooh no you don't! *runs away but trips over someone*
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): *cracks knuckles* "Dancing in the flame" huh?
Supersonic(Merlin): *smiles* Yeah, that was a great line wasn't it?
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): *grins evilly* Oh yes, great line. *pulls back fist*
Sano(Narrator): Okay I think we all knows where this is going. *Merlin goes flying halfway across the stage* Let's just leave this at...to be continued.

The Once and Future King pt. 2

Sano(Narrator): Yes! We're halfway through! Anyway, Arthur and his men go to Mai Dun. But the two Saxon kings plot to take his throne.
Batman(Aelle): This proves it you know. Someone's deliberately putting the bat-clan in bad parts...
Nightwing(Cerdic): Well at least we aren't just lackies this time.
Batman(Aelle): What makes this even worse is that whoever thought up this play didn't actually read all about King Arthur. It's done off the "Once and Future King" album. You can easily tell if you've ever read the booklet!
Nightwing(Cerdic): You listen to TEN?
Batman(Aelle): ...yeah...what of it?
Nightwing(Cerdic): Nothing, nothing. I just don't see you listening to music, nontheless rock.
Batman(Aelle): Superman listens to Metallica, is it really that hard to believe?
Nightwing(Cerdic): Hm, good point. *looks at the script* I was wondering why there wasn't any mention of the round table.
Batman(Aelle): You do know why the table's round right?
Nightwing(Cerdic): Yeah, so there wouldn't be a head to the table.
Supersonic(Merlin): *runs to the audience* And that would be our boring fact of the day. *POW!*
*Merlin hits the floor after getting hit in the head with a batarang and Morgana drags him offstage*
Nightwing(Cerdic): Niiice shot! You do know that someone's gonna mention that cartoon.
Batman(Aelle): ...What cartoon?
Nightwing(Cerdic): You know, the one with King Arthur and the knights of the round table but they were football players.
Batman(Aelle): ...I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about...
Nightwing(Cerdic): You watched it didn't you? I know you did! You watched King Arthur and The Nights of the Round Table!
Batman(Aelle): It's King Arthur and the Knights of Justice...crap.
Nightwing(Cerdic): Aha! I knew it! Don’t worry, it’s not like you know who Sabrina is from Sailor Moon or anything.
Batman(Aelle): That's Serena...CRAP!
Nightwing(Cerdic): *falls down laughing* Too much...just too much.
Batman(Aelle): <_< You do know that I have a nearly unlimited supply of batarangs right?
Nightwing(Cerdic): Okay okay, how about we get back to killing Arthur. *starts humming*
Batman(Aelle): *recognizes the song that's being hummed*....stop humming...I'm not going to do it...
Nightwing(Cerdic): *singing* I wanna kill the king of Britain dead. *points to Aelle*
Batman(Aelle): :unsure: .....*singing* I wanna thrust the knife deep in his chest..
Nightwing(Cerdic): *singing* I wanna feel and see his blood run reeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
Batman(Aelle): *singing*I cannot rest til I am king for no man's fool am I.
Batman(Aelle) and Nightwing(Cerdic): *both singing* I will kill the King; I wanna see him dead
I wanna seeze his kingdom gonna take his head,
I wanna kill the King and rule myself insteeeeeeeeeeeeead
My demons testify!
Legion of Superheroes(Aelle and Cerdic's men): SUPREME!
Batman(Aelle) and Nightwing(Cerdic): *both singing* I will not be denied again!
Sano(Narrator): ....sweet mercy...the bat-clan's randomly breaking out into song. If that's not a sign this play is gradually driving us mad I don't know what is...

Sano(Narrator): Okay, lets go to Merlin now...and away from the singing...I'm going to have nightmares from this play...I just know it. Anyway, it's come to the point where to bring back the Old gods, Merlin will have to gather together all the sacred treasures of Britain. We now go to Samhein Eve, the end of the old year.
Impulse(Gwydre): So Merlin...what exactly am I doing here? And why's Gawaine sleeping like that?
Risk(Gawaine): ....*sigh* Not only am I virgin prince, but I'm dead as soon as I'm introduced. I wanted another part, this sooo doesn't count.
Supersonic(Merlin): Errrrrrr...we're um...having a surprise party! Yeah, for him, so I put him to sleep with a spell....
Impulse(Gwydre): Ooooh okay! What's that red stuff on him? Kinda looks like blood *touches it* IT IS BLOOD!
Supersonic(Merlin): Now now Gwydre, I can explain that as well...er...you see...um....
Secret(Nimue): *forms a mallet with her powers and hits Gwydre upside the head knocking him out*
Supersonic(Merlin): Whew, I was having a hard time covering up for that one.
Secret(Nimue): Really? I was unaware.
Supersonic(Merlin): ...wait...since when are you sarcastic?
Secret(Nimue): *smirks evilly* It comes and goes.
Supersonic(Merlin): Ooooo mysteriouslike.
Secret(Nimue): You bet your sweet bippy!
Supersonic(Merlin): ....sweet...bippy?
Secret(Nimue): ..What? I heard Will say it.
Supersonic(Merlin): Aaah okay...wait...Will said it! I knew he used slang when no one else was around! Your secrets out Will!
*on a cliff above Merlin and Nimue, Arthur and Galahad watch.*
Harm(Arthur): Well...it's good to know secret identidies are so sacred around here.
Robin(Galahad): Wait...you have a secret identidy? You just slap face paint on.
Harm(Arthur): Oh this from a guy who wears less of a disguise than Tuxedo Mask?
Robin(Galahad): ...You know who Tuxedo Mask is?
Harm(Arthur): ...Apparently you do too if you asked that question. Like mentor like protege eh?
Robin(Galahad): <_< Are we going to stop Merlin and Nimue from sacrificing your son or what?
Harm(Arthur): *smirk* Works for me...go ahead...you know you so get off saying it.
Robin(Galahad): Oh? And you never wanted to say it? Anyway, TITANS GO!
*Arthur and Galahad charge down, inturrupting Merlin and Nimue's sacrifice*
Supersonic(Merlin): Great googly moogly! They're on to us!
Secret(Nimue): ...Great googly moogly?
Supersonic(Merlin): You bet your sweet bippy, great googly moogly!
Secret(Nimue): ....I.....You know, I have absolutely no reply to that.
Supersonic(Merlin): I win! I win! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Secret(Nimue): *pout/puppy dog face combo*
Supersonic(Merlin): *sigh* Did I say I won? I meant you did...damn puppy dog face.
Secret(Nimue): Awww thank you, and it was a puppy dog face with a pout, much quicker effect. Cassie taught me.
Supersonic(Merlin): ...Wait! You did it on purpose?
Secret(Nimue): *picks up Gawaine* As rare as a virgin prince is we have to make sure they don't get him. *smoke-jumps away*
Supersonic(Merlin): Hey! You didn't answer the question!
Harm(Arthur): MERLIN!
Supersonic(Merlin): Um...ya see...wha had happened was...ya know...with the thing...see there's a good explanation...and I'll tell you when I find it! *runs away*
Harm(Arthur): You're going to have to come back eventually Merlin! And when you do...
Robin(Galahad): Pow, Zoom, to the moon Alice?
Harm(Arthur): ....quiet you...

Sano(Narrator): Sweet Bajebus it's been a long time. I though this play was forgotten about and I was free! Free damn you! Freee!
Supersonic(Merlin): Oh quit your belly aching and get on with the narrating!
*The Narrator telekinetically sends Merlin flying across the stage*
Supersonic(Merlin): ....ow...you know...this joke is starting to get old...
Sano(Narrator): That my friend, is what you think. Anyway, Cerdic and Aelle are gathering they're forces to...well...you heard the song...even in all this time since the last scene it haunts me... But the point! Arthur and his men go to intercept them, but they have to make a detour first.
Robin(Galahad): Arthur, are you sure you want to do this?
Harm(Arthur): We have no choice. If we don't let her out now, then Cerdic and Aelle will take her as a hostage eventually. *sigh* Just do it...
Robin(Galahad): As you command my leige. *opens the door to reveal Guinevere* Lady Guinevere you are now released from your banishment...+_+*just realizes she's playing PS2*
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): STUPID CHOCOBO! *throws the controller and then realizes Galahad and Arthur are watching* ...uh...hi?...
Robin(Galahad): Oy! *pinches the bridge of his nose and walks away*
Harm(Arthur): *crosses arms* Having fun?
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): *quickly hides PS2* Of course not! I've been...thinking about nothing else than redeeming myself! *gravels* Oh Arthur I'm so sorry! I swear everything that happened was just because I was lonely and you were always gone...did I mention the lonliness? I swear it won't happen again! *gives Arthur uber puppy dog eyes/pouty face combo*
Harm(Arthur): ....*sigh* You do know that I'm completely and utterly whipped...so you could have said just about anything and I'd have believed you and took you back right?
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): *kisses Arthur on the cheek* Of course you would. *leads Arthur down the stairs* Let's go hubby.
Harm(Arthur): Hey! What about the great make up se-*catches Guinevere's glare* -..lebration to...ya know...celebrate us getting back together...yeah...that's what I was gonna say....
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): We'll...celebrate later. ;)
Harm(Arthur): AWWWW SOOKIE SOOKIE NOW!
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): ...*glares* Maybe.
Harm(Arthur): Being quiet now.
Sano(Narrator): *makes whipping sound* Back to the story, we go to Morgana and Mordred
Shinigami(Morgana): *paces back and forth in front of Mordred* Who is the rightful king?
Invisible Kid(Mordred): I am.
Shinigami(Morgana): Who needs to be dealt with for you to take your rightful place?
Invisible Kid(Mordred): Arthur and Gwydre.
Shinigami(Morgana): Who is the source of all evil?
Invisible Kid(Mordred): Well...I'd say you are mother. I mean, come on, you got your brother drunk and got him to knock you up just so you could make me all inbred and could live out your fantasies through me, that's some pretty fudged up stuff right there.
Shinigami(Morgana): <_< .....
*five energy spears are shot out and land mere milimeters from Mordred's...er..."grapefruits"*
Invisible Kid(Mordred): ....eh....did I say you, mommy? I meant Arthur...
Shinigami(Morgana): Good boy.
Sano(Narrator): *puts a telekinetic shield over his...essentials* Well...I think that speaks for itself...

Sano(Narrator): When? When will it stop? It's been months, months! Why can't he just admit defeat and let the play die? King Arthur's a demon now for cryin out loud!
Supersonic(Merlin): Well, if you think about it in Star Wars: Episode 1, Anakin was like 8 years younger than Padme, and then in Episode 2, he's like 2 or 3 years older and that's an actual movie that people pay to see.
Sano(Narrator): Touche. Oh well, who cares about continuity?
Geoff Johns and George Lucas: HERE HERE!
Sano(Narrator): ....well....anyway....back to the story, we go to the Festival of Beltane, the fertility festival.
Robin(Galahad): Merlin...what are you doing here? Didn't you try to sacrifice the king's son?
Supersonic(Merlin): Yeah...but I brought the donuts...you can't turn away the guy who brings the donuts.
Robin(Galahad): You sure you didn't just spike the punch so the king's too drunk to turn you away?
Supersonic(Merlin): Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.
*far far in the distance*
Nightwing(Cerdic): You sure this is going to work? Aren't we all mysterious and covert? A full frontal assault just seems way too easy.
Batman(Aelle): You see, knowing Merlin, he just spiked the hell out of that punch so they'll be too drunk off their butts for any covertness to be appeciated.
Nightwing(Cerdic): Admit it! You finally got tired of thinking so much all the time!
Batman(Aelle): I'll admit nothing...
Nightwing(Cerdic): I knew it! Everyone! Batman's getting lazy!
*batarang hits Cerdic in the head*
Batman(Aelle): Quiet you...
Nightwing(Cerdic): *rubs head* What's the point in saying it now? You already hit me in the- ow!
Batman(Aelle): So I had an excuse to hit you in the head again when you talked. Charge!
*back at the party*
Supersonic(Merlin): So Galahad..why aren't you drunk like everyone else? *looks at everyone whose so drunk their trying beat each other with toast*
Robin(Galahad): Because I didn't drink or eat anything without scanning it first. Nice touch with the alcoholic chips by the way.
Supersonic(Melin): Damn bat clan!
Robin(Galahad): Don't hate. By the way, where is Arthur?
Supersonic(Merlin): ....did you just say "Don't hate."?
Robin(Galahad): Word.
Supersonic(Merlin): Holy crap you are drunk!
Robin(Galahad): Look homey, just because I'm representin doesn't mean I'm drunk.
Sano(Narrator): Um...didn't you guys ask for Arthur?
Robin(Galahad): Where'd that voice come from? Maaaaan, I'm trippin.
Supersonic(Merlin): *almost dying from laughter* Oh God....too much....but don't worry, I'll find em. *zooms around looking through the doors until he gets to the last one*
*voice heard inside the room*
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): Nummmmmmm Nummmmmmm
Supersonic(Merlin): *takes ear off the door* ....hm....umm, we might have to do this part without him.
Sano(Narrator): Well...he is kinda essential. ARTHUR! GET OUT HERE!
*Arthur suddenly burst out of the room*
Harm(Arthur): WhatWhatWhatstheproblemWhat? :angry:
Supersonic(Merlin): Heh...sorry to...interrupt ;)
Harm(Arthur): Merlin, I swear I'm gonna-...*arrows start coming everywhere*
Sano(Narrator): And so the Saxon armies attacked under the cover of the festival
Harm(Arthur): Just great...guess we couldn't wait a little bit before we fight back?
Wonder Girl(Guinevere): Arthurrrr *glares*
Harm(Arthur): Fine fine. Galahad, do you have any ide...Galahad are you drunk?
Robin(Galahad): Not at all my brutha.
Harm(Arthur): ......
*sigh* Guards!
Karate Kid(Arthur's Men): Wax on! Wax off! HA HA HA! I SO GET IT NOW!
Harm(Arthur): Oy...fine, everyone follow me!
Sano(Narrator): Knowing they'd be no match for the Saxons, Arthur was able to get everyone away to Mynydd Baddon where things only got better.
Supersonic(Merlin): *running like Hell away from Arthur* Wait wait! Stop chasing me! C'mon, you know getting everyone drunk like that was funny! You didn't complain the last time!
Harm(Arthur): You mean the last time, when I got so drunk I "got it on with my sister"?
Supersonic(Merlin): Heh heh. I see what you mean now.
Harm(Arthur): *Unsheathes Excalibur*
Supersonic(Merlin): Wait! I saw something you'd want to know!
Harm(Arthur): *Excalibur glows red with energy* This better be good...
Supersonic(Merlin): Oh it is, while we were running away I noticed Lancelot with the Saxons.
Harm(Arthur): .....Lancelot? So I have a legitimate reason to kill him now without just seeming jealous right?
Robin(Galahad): I'd say so. Oh and Merlin if you ever get me drunk again I swear you won't be able to morph away all the injuries you have. *does the bat shadow glare*
Supersonic(Merlin): Aww you know you enjoyed it. *evil smirk* And I have an idea...
Sano(Narrator): And believe it or not, it actually was a good plan.
Supersonic(Merlin): Hey! What's that supposed to mean?
Sano(Narrator): As I said, it was a good plan. They'd take Gawaine, the dead virgin prince and-
Risk: Oooooh no! I'm not going to be the dead virgin prince again! No way no how!
Harm(Arthur): Okay, you don't have to do it.
Risk: Well I don't care what you say! I'm not doing...wait...I don't have to? Sweet!
Robin(Galahad): That was easy, ...wait...*grins* I get it now.
Sano(Narrator): *clears throat* As I was saying..Merlin's plan was to take the body of Gawaine and use him as a decoy, dead men can't get hurt after all so they'd tie him to a...heh heh I get it now too..
Supersonic(Merlin]: Okay, the ropes are tight and Gawaine's strapped in. Yaw! *slaps the horse*
Risk(Butt of the horse): OW! Rassa frassin...
Superboy(Front of the horse): Just shut up and run...
XS(Saxon Army): *keeps shooting Gawaine* It's not doing anything! It's a demon! Run away! *takes off*
Harm(Arthur): "It's a demon"? They couldn't say it was a ghost or something..Rassa frassin...attack!
Sano(Narrator): I know what you're thinking, it can't be stopped right here. I gotta find out what happens with the fight! Sorry but you'll have to find out later since I'm leaving this at, to be continued.:P

OOC: C'mon, finish the story! Get to the good part, with more Mordred!

(OOC: LOL! Don't worry, I was uber swamped with schoolwork but now that I have 3 weeks off I should definitely be able to finish it. So yes there will be more Mordred. )

Bouncing Boy(Arthur's Men): *bouncing repeatedly on one of the Saxons' head* How do ya like that huh? Huh?
Ferro(Saxons): *turns metal and cracks his knuckles* Oh we'll see how much I like it.
Bouncing Boy(Arthur's Men): *backing up* Oh come on man...it's all good...we're tiiiiight...um...Legion Forever?*winces*
Thunder(Arther's Men): *flies in and punches BB as well as a couple other Saxons out of the way*
Bouncing Boy(Arthur's Men): *high fives Thunder* Ho yeah! We rock!
Thunder(Arthur's Men): ..We? Dude, all you do is bounce...
Bouncing Boy(Arthur's Men) ...yeah...well...so do you I might add!
Thunder(Arthur's Men): *blushes as she looks quickly looks down at her chest before she glares at BB before pulling back her fist*
Supersonic(Merlin): *watches as BB is knocked into next week* Ha! It's so much funnier when it's not me. *morphs hands into claws* Bring it orange morphing boy!
Sano(Narrator): And so the fighting continues with Arthur's men holding they're own against the Saxons, so we go down the river to where Galahad has chased down Lancelot.
Robin(Galahad): Give it up Lancelot, Cerdic and Aelle are dead, your side's losing. It's over.
Superboy(Lancelot): It's not over til it's over! Wha-pah!
Robin(Galahad): Wha-pah...Riiiiiiight. *tries to reach in his utility belt but can't move*
Superboy(Lancelot): Ha! Seems like someone's forgot about my-
Audience: Tactile Telekinesis! We know!
Superboy(Lancelot): Heh heh, you got it. B)
Robin(Galahad): *cocks head to the side* Wait...Knockout's not supposed to be in this play.
Superboy(Lancelot): Dude, I'm not going to fall for that.
Robin(Galahad): :blink: Uuuuh boy, Super just gave her a wedgie.
Superboy(Lancelot): WHAT? *turns back*
Robin(Galahad): *throws a green rock at Lancelot* Heh heh.
Superboy(Lancelot): Um...this isn't even Kryptonite..
Robin(Galahad): ...So what you're saying is that you want me to use real Kryptonite?
Superboy(Lancelot): ...damn...*falls down* AAAAAGH! OOOOOO! EEEEEE! THE PAIN! AARRRRG! AAAAAAAGH! *kicks and stops moving*
Robin(Galahad): Heh oh yeah, score one for the bat cla-
Superboy(Lancelot): *sits up again* AAAAAGH! OOOO! EEEE! *rolls in pain*
Robin(Galahad): *sigh* He's not dying anytime soon, lets just move to the next scene already.
Batman(Aelle): At least he got a death scene...
Nightwing(Cerdic): "score one for the bat clan" indeed. <_<
Robin(Galahad): I know, sorry guys.
Sano(Narrator): And so Arthur's men win the battle, Lancelot is quartered...
Superboy(Lancelot): AY AY AYYYYYYYYYYYY! OOOOOO! EEEEEE! OOOOOH SO PAINFUL! GAAAAAAAH!
Sano(Narrator): .....*sigh* When he actually dies, Arthur and Guinevere join Gwydre and his family, and Merlin returns to Nimue, whose gathered a group of heartless Anti-Christians dubbed the Army of the Mad. In short, total badasses.
Supersonic(Merlin): Hey Nimue! You should have seen us! We were like bang! Boom! Explosions out the wazoo! It was great!
Secret(Nimue): :angry:
Supersonic(Merlin): *backs off* Heh heh, what's with the look Nimue?
Secret(Nimue): Merlin, where's the virgin prince?
Supersonic(Merlin): Um...ya see...what had happened...was...we got attacked see! And we kinda...eh...used the body as a diversion. Heh heh...
Secret(Nimue): So...what you're saying is...that you wasted our sacrifice...for no good reason.
Supersonic(Merlin): Well, I wouldn't say no good reason. There was the whole army and the boom and explosions out the wa-
Secret(Nimue): SILENCE! The old gods would have gotten rid of the Saxons with merely one spear stroke! I'm beginning to doubt how dedicated you are to the cause.
Supersonic(Merlin): No no! I swear, I'm as dedicated as ever. We'll get another sacrifice and the Old Gods will reign again!
Secret(Nimue): I am not convinced! I shall...er...*looks off screen* Do I really have to do this? It's just so mean, he seems really sorry for wasting the sacrifice, we should forgive him.
Harm: Um...the sooner you do it the sooner Nimue'll...be with Galahad.
Secret(Nimue): O.O...*turns to Merlin* Um, Marx your eyes are energy so I can't really hurt them right?
Supersonic(Merlin): :blink: Um...in theory...I don't like where this is goi-*gets stabbed in the eyes by Nimue with steaming hot pokers* AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! MY EYES!
Secret(Nimue): Lock him in a cage!
Supersonic(Merlin): Greta...what it with you and locking guys in cages?
Secret(Nimue): ....<_< Torture him too!
Harm(random torture guy): Heh heh. *smiles evilly*
Supersonic(Merlin): Oh....crap....
Sano(Narrator): As fun as that would be to watch, we must now go to where Morgana and Mordred plan.
Shinigami(Morgana): ...what? Dammit! I wanted to see that! Oh well. Mordred I've ordered some mercenaries for you to use to kill Arthur and Gwydre.
Shinobi(Mercenary Army): Yo. *points back to the other random DC heroes behind him*
Invisible Kid(Mordred): ....Wait a minute! How come the Legion's used for every single army in this play but when I get one it's random DC heroes? And some villains!
Deathstroke(Mercenary Army): Something wrong with DC villains?
Captain Marvel(Mercenary Army): *glares* Or heroes
Bane(Mercenary Army): *cracks knuckles*Or reformed villains?
Invisible Kid(Mordred): eh...nothing....nothing at all...don't hurt me...
Sano(Narrator): And Arthur hears about this as well, and since he has no desire to kill his son, he and his men make their way to the coast.
Brainiac 5(AOTM*Army of the Mad*): Nimue? Word has it that Arthur's going to the coast to try and avoid a confrontation with Morgana and Mordred.
Secret(Nimue): What!? We can't allow him to leave with Excalibur! We have to stop him! Prepare yourselves!
Sano(Narrator): The words...lets get ready to rumble come to mind don't they?

Jim(Student)- *Walking along in the Australian Outback, minding his own business, when he comes across a Witch of indeterminate origin* Good Day, Ms. Witch. What's up?

Mysterious Witch(?)- *Steps aside to face Jim, revealing that she is slaving over a hot oven, holding a fork* Oh, I'm just working on this abandonned manuscript I found.

Jim(Student)- Oh, I didn't mean to interupt, Ms. Witch.

Mysterious Witch(MD)- *Glares at Jim* It's Doctour Witch, actually.

Jim(Student) - Doctor?

Mysterious Witch(MD)- No, Doctour. I'm British.

Jim(Student)- English?

Mysterious Witch(MD)- Welsch.

Jim(Student)- Oh, I'm so sorry.

Mysterious Witch(MD)- That's OK. I'm thinking of having it surgically corrected one of these days. There have been alot of advances in Ethnic Surgery over the years. We might be able to help you out with that little Greek problem you seem to be having.

Jim(Student)- *Narrows his eyes* ...I'm Italian.

Mysterious Witch(MD)- Oh, no problem then.

*As they speak, the oven seems to be emitting black smoke in steadily increasing amounts.*

Jim(Student)- Ummm... I think your manuscript is done, Doctour.

Mysterious Witch(MD)- *Pulls on oven mitts* Oh, why so it is. hang on a second, dearie...

Jim(Student)- Dearie?

Mysterious Witch(MD)- Yes, it's a generic term of endearment. Why, did you want it to be something more? *She removes the smoking manuscript, title as yet unreadable, and sets it on the stovetop as she speaks.*

Jim(Student)- Tempting, but I must decline. My heart forever belongs to Lani.

Mysterious Witch(MD)- Lani, hmmmm... Welsch?

Jim(Student)- English.

Mysterious Witch(MD)- Damn. Well, this manuscript is about done. *The witch raises the fork, preparing to stab the manuscript.*

Jim(Student)- *Reading aloud the title of the manuscript.* "The Once and Future King, YJUTT Style."

Mysterious Witch(MD)- Yup. Seems to be done. *Brings the fork down in a stabbing motion.*

Jim(Student)- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Jim knocks the witch aside and steals the manuscript* OWWWW!! Hot paper, HOT PAPER!!

Mysterious Witch(MD)- *falling to the ground* It just came out of the oven, fool. Use the oven mitts.

Jim(Student)- Oh, right. *Jim pulls on the oven mitts and picks the manuscript back up, running away with it.* Thanks!!

Mysterious Witch(MD)- Hey, come back here with my oven mitts!! AND MY MANUSCRIPT!!

Jim(Student)- I must return this manuscript to its proper owner. How did it ever come to be in the posession of a Welsch Witch in the Australian Outback? Come to think of it, why am I in the Australian Outback?

~~~

Scene: A week passes, and Jim is on the deck of the HMS Dentistry, bound from Alice Springs in Australia to Birmingham in the UK. He stands, the manuscript tightly clutched to his chest with his left hand, his right hand resting lightly on the rail as he looks out over the ocean. Behind him, three men in white approach.

Jim(Student)- Stop right there. *He speaks without turning around, and the three men in white stop in their tracks.*

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- How did you know we were here?

Jim(Student)- After my time at YJUTT, I have developed a sixth sense for the presence of Psychiatrists and Psychologists. Also, I felt the slight tingle of my skin that signifies the presence of an electroshock devise, probably a modified cattle prod. *Jim snifs the air* Smells like a Welsch model, the QX32705 if I'm not mistaken, modified for extra voltage.

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- *Takes the activated cattle prod out from behind his back* You know your electrocution devises, Mister.

Jim(Student)- *Muttering* You would, too, if you liked the Legion and frequented YJUTT.

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- What was that?

Jim(Student)- Nothing. Who sent you? Alan? Tell him I've kept our bargain, and haven't mentioned he-of-the-purple-robes.

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- It wasn't Alan.

Jim(Student)- Well, which YJUTTer was it? *Still looking over at the sea, Jim shakes his head before they respond* It's irrelevant, really. Whoever it was, I'll double what they're paying you.

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- We weren't sent by a YJUTTer. We were sent because you have stolen something from one of our own.

Jim(Student)- I stole something from a shrink? I can't remember any such thing, except maybe the tatters of my straight jackets as I flee from your wretched Asylums.

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- Not "our own" in the sense of Psychiatrists. "Our own" in the sense of Welsch Medical Practicioners. Doctour Mysterious Witch sent us for her manuscript.

Jim(Student)- It's not hers.

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- It doesn't matter, Philadelphian.

Jim(Student)- How did you know I was a Philadelphian?

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- First rule of Psychiatry- Know Thy Enemy.

Jim(Student)- Touche. Well, I must admit, you have me outmanned. Take the manuscript.

*Jim hands the manuscript over to the Shrinks*

Jim(Student)- This isn't over. I'll be back.

*The men in white escape in the sailboat they came in.*

~~~

Scene: Time has passed, and the three Psychiatrists are in the Celtic Sea, approaching the dreaded Cliffs of Cardiff. One of them looks over his shoulder.

Man in White 3(Agile Orderly)- Are you sure no one can be following us?

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- I told you, it is completely, totally and in all other ways inconcievable. No one in Wales can know we're coming, and no one in Australia could have gotten here this fast. But, out of curiosity, why do you ask?

Man in White 3(Agile Orderly)- I just happen to look behind us, and someone dressed all in black is there.

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- What? Inconcievable.

Man in White 3(Agile Orderly)- You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Man in White 2(Enormous Orderly)- What do we do?

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- He's probably just some lone fisherman miles from land going on a pleasure cruise in his boat in the middle of the night with a storm approaching through shark infested waters.

Man in White 2(Enormous Orderly)- Oh, good. I was worried for a second there.

Man in White 3(Agile Orderly)- I think he is gaining on us.

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- Inconcievable!!

*Hours pass. The cliffs of Cardiff grow ever closer, but so does the Man in Black. Soon, the three mental health professionals reach the unscalable cliffs, where, wonder of wonders, a rope is awaiting them. The three leap out of their ship, with the Man in Black sailing not far behind. The Psychiatrist and the Agile Orderly hang on to the Enormous Orderly as he climbs swiftly up the rope. Below them, the Man in Black docks and starts to climb after them. he is swift, but the lead is too great, and the mental health professionals reach the top. The Psychiatrist uses his electric prod to sever the rope. As they three look over the side, however, they are amazed to see the Man in Black hovering in mid-air.*

Man in White 2(Enormous Orderly)- How does he do that?

Man in White 3(Agile Orderly)- Perhaps the power of his true love for a red haired english girl named after a lost city is keeping him aloft.

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- Idiots! Look at his finger, he has a flight ring. It must be low on charge, though, or he would have used it to catch us. *He turns to the Agile Orderly* If he falls, fine, if not, the prod.

Man in White 3(Agile Orderly)- I'm going to do him left handed.

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- *Waving an arm in dismissal* Fine, whatever. Just kill him, then catch us up. We have to get this manuscript back to Doctour Mysterious Witch at the Welsch Medical Center as soon as possible.

*The enormous orderly and the psychiatrist leave as the Man in Black slowly makes his way to the top, stopping periodically to rest as his flight ring power fluctuates.*

Man in White 3(Agile Orderly)- You don't think you could speed this up?

Man in Black(Relentless Pursuer)- This isn't as easy as it looks.

*At great length, the relentless pursuer reaches his destination. The orderly gives him a moment to catch his breath.*

Man in Black(Relentless Pursuer)- Thank you.

Man in White 3(Agile Orderly)- Do you have a three lobed brain?

Man in Black(Relentless Pursuer)- Do you always start conversations this way?

Man in White 3(Agile Orderly)- My father was killed by a three lobed man.

Man in Black(Relentless Pursuer)- *Looks at the orderly with an unreadable expression for a moment, then produces a head CT, proving that his braiin is of the 2 lobed variety.* Satisfied?

Man in White 3(Agile Orderly)- Certainly. Why do you wear a mask.

Man in Black(Relentless Pursuer)- Why don't you? They're terribly comfortable; I have a spare if you'd like to try.

Man in White 3(Agile Orderly)- That's OK. Let's get started.

*The Man in Black whips out a cattle prod with his right hand, the Agile Orderly one with his left, and the two begin fighting, slashing and dodging and parrying across the rocky terrain, neither gaining an advantage, neither striking the other. Slowly, the Man in Black gains the upper hand.*

Man in White 3(Agile Orderly)- Who are you?

Man in Black(Relentless Pursuer)- No one of consequence.

Man in White 3(Agile Orderly)- You're incredible. I admit it, you're better than I am.

Man in Black(Relentless Pursuer)- Then why are you smiling?

Man in White 3(Agile Orderly)- Because I know somehting you don't- I am not left handed!

*The Man in White switches weapon hands, and the tide of battle turns, now with the Man in Black giving ground. he takes a few brief shocks that he cannot parry, and is obviously losing the battle.*

Man in Black(Relentless Pursuer)- You're inbelievable. You'e the best I've ever seen.

Man in White 3(Agile Orderly)- Thank you. But, I must ask, why are you smiling?

Man in Black(Relentless Pursuer)- Because I also know something you don't.

Man in White 3(Agile Orderly)- And that is?

Man in Black(Relentless Pursuer)- I have a taser gun. *The man in black whips out the taser gun and stuns the orderly into unconsciousness. As the agile man falls, the man in black whispers* You should know, I hold you in the highest regard. *With that, he takes off after the Enormous Orderly, the Psychiatrist, and the manuscript they have usurped.*

~~~

Scene- Several miles closer to Cardiff, less than an hour later, the Man in Black is spotted by the fleeing Men in White.

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- INCONCIEVABLE!! Wait here. When he arrives, kill him.

Man in White 2(Enormous Orderly)- OK.

*The Psychiatrist leaves and, in short order, the Man in Black catches up. He and the enormous orderly begin to battle. Despite the fact that the Man in Black is tired, still reeling from the shocks and very small in comparison to the orderly, he very clearly dominates the fight.*

Man in Black(Relentless Pursuer)- You know, you're not as tough as you look.

Man in White 2(Enormous Orderly)- Well, I'm out of practice fighting sane people. You use different tactics against people in control of their mental faculties than against people who are bananas.

*With that, the Man in Black knocks the Orderly unconscious and resumes his pursuit. he arrives, finding the sole remaining Man in White witting behing a small picnic, set up on a rock, holding the precious manuscript over a burning candle. The Man in Black takes a step forward...*

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- If you wish it destroyed, by all means, keep moving forward.

Man in Black(Relentless Pursuer)- *Stops* We seem to be at an impasse.

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- We do indeed. I can't match your speed or strength, and you're no match for my brains.

Man in Black(Relentless Pursuer)- In that case, I propose a battle of wits.

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- For the manuscript?

Man in Black(Relentless Pursuer)- *nods*

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- To the death?

Man in Black(Relentless Pursuer)- *nods*

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- *Puts the manuscript down next to him* I accept.

Man in Black(Relentless Pursuer)- Excellent. Pour the wine. *Sits down across from the shrink as the shrink pours and procudes a vial from within his jacket.* Inhale this, but do not touch.

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- *inhales the vapors from the vial* I smell nothing.

Man in Black(Relentless Pursuer)- What you do not smell are called Iocane Nanites. They are microscopic, airborne, and are one of the deadlier mechanisms known to man.

Man in White 1(Psychiatrist)- *In shock* Who are you?

Man in Black(Relentless Pursuer)- No one to be trifled with. *The Man in Black takes off his mask, revealing himself as none other than the Dread Student Jim, picks up the manuscript, and leaves as the Psychiatrist dies from a brain annyurism*

~~~

Scene- Laniland, several hours later. Still dressed in his black garb, electric burns and rising smoke in several places from the first fight, scrapes and gravel marks from the second, grass stains on his ass form the third, Jim approaches Lani.

Jim(Dread Student)- Lani, get this back to Marx. *He holds up a hand, forstalling questions* Don't ask me what I went through to get it. Suffice to say, it wasn't pretty. Oh, and if any Welsch medical professionals show up... well, I trust that the Laniland defenses can handle them. Again, just don't ask. Please, have Marx finish this manuscript. *Jim hands her the slightly burned and mildly waterlogged unfinished copy of "The Once and Future King, YJUTT Style."* It's very entertaining and, for some reason, vital to the future of Wales and all her people. it MUST be completed, or bad things may happen.

(LMAO! Dude that is possibly the funniest thing I read all day. And I today was when I found out that Matt is my son/father/brother and Falcon is both me and Matt's mom. So you can imagine how hard it is to top that. lol But don't worry, I shall do my best to finish it as soon as I can, it should be one more post.)

((I'm sure all of Wales and her people will thank you.

And I thank you, too. :-)

-The Dread Student Jim))

That was so awesome!!
Now do the part where Lani acciedently mails the script to wales instead of Maryland!

LOL That latest "installment" was awesome. I loved it. Go Jim!

Sano(Narrator): Not wanting a confrontation, Arthur tried to set sail and avoid both armies all together, but Nimue gave chase.
Secret(Nimue): *carrying behind her Merlin who looks like he had 10 types beat out of him* I sacrifice Merlin before the Sea God, Manawydan! Show these fools the power of the old gods.
Supersonic(Merlin): *opening one eye*...did...Harm...have to hit....so hard...?
Secret(Nimue): Quiet fool! *knocks Merlin back down*
Supersonic(Merlin): You really like calling people fools today, huh?
Secret(Nimue): ...Actually if you think about it I'm just reiterating that you're fools to oppose me in the first place.
Supersonic(Merlin): Yeah, but you already got that point across the first time, saying it a second time was just overkill.
Secret(Nimue): But I'm evil so shouldn't I automatically have that right?
Supersonic(Merlin): ......
Matt: ZING!
Jake: KA-POW!
Wraith(Manawydan): *clears throat* I'm waiting for my sacrifice here.
Secret(Nimue): ..Oh yeah, sorry about that. Got sidetracked. *chucks Merlin into the water*
Supersonic(Merlin): Wait! Isn't Madawydan a god...as in a male...
Secret(Nimue): Well...you see....
Wraith(Manawydan): MINE! *pounces on Merlin and takes him underwater with her*
Secret(Nimue): Hm, doesn't really matter anymore now does it?
Impulse(Gwydre): OH MY GOD! SHE KILLED MERLIN! YOU BASTARD!
Harm(Arthur): *smacks Gwydre* That's my sister your talking about!
.....*remembers Nimue has no relation to Arthur*
um....
Robin(Galahad): Real smooth there.
Harm(Arthur): ...quiet you...
Secret(Nimue): KILL BOTH ARTHUR AND GWYDRE! With them out the way our success will be assured and Excalibur will be mine! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Impulse(Gwydre): Wow...that's some awesome evil laughter there.
Harm(Arthur): I know, I'm so proud!
Robin(Galahad): So I guess neither of you care that she's going to kill you both and take Excalibur...
Harm(Arthur): +_+
Impulse(Gwydre): :glunk:
Harm(Arthur): :huh:
Impulse(Gwydre): :blink:
Harm(Arthur): :doh:
Robin(Galahad): ENOUGH WITH THE SMILIES! LOOK OVER THERE!
Wraith(Manawydan): *waves and then sends 2 energy beams, one at the water causing a tidal wave and one into the sky causing a severe thunderstorm*
Harm(Arthur): ...Did you know she could do that?...I didn't know she could do that.
Robin(Galahad): When could she do that?
Wraith(Manawydan): *cackles maniacly as she twirls her fingers causing a hurricane*
Impulse(Gwydre): SHE'S STILL DOING THAT!
Robin(Galahad): I know this kinda goes without saying and all but-
Harm(Arthur): I'm steering to land! I'm steering to land!
Impulse(Gwydre): WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
*everyone pauses and stares at Gwydre*
Impulse(Gwydre): ...what?
Everyone: YOU CAN RUN OVER WATER!
Impulse(Gwydre): ...oh yeah! *runs off the ship leaving everyone else still in danger*
Harm(Arthur): *smacks himself in the head* What convinced you guys to let him join YJ...what? Really, I wanna know.
Robin(Galahad): ...temporary insanity. Everyone overboard!
Sano(Narrator): And Arthur and his remaining men were able to get onland. And having no other course of action, decided to fight both armies at once. And so for the first time, Arthur and Mordred meet.
Harm(Arthur): *circling around all dramatic like* Hello son/nephew. You know we don't have to do this. I don't want to fight you.
Invisible Kid(Mordred): *circling around as well* Well then father/uncle, too ba-...um...you think we could use one title or the other? Using both is kinda weirding me out.
Harm(Arthur): Oh thank goodness! I thought it was just me.
Invisible Kid(Mordred): So uncle/nephew, then?
Harm(Arthur): Well, I like father/son a little better. Has that whole Star Wars feel to it.
Invisible Kid(Mordred): Ooo, good point. Father/son it is then.
Harm(Arthur): *lowers voice an octave*..Mordred...I am your father...
Invisible Kid(Mordred): Well, I kinda know that. I am here to kill you and take your throne afterall.
Harm(Arthur): Yeah...but I've always wanted to say that in context.
Invisible Kid(Mordred): ....good point....I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!
Harm(Arthur): *looks into the sky and shakes his fists* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*both guys laugh themselves silly*
Invisible Kid(Mordred): *remembers they're supposed to be fighting*....ONGUARD!
Harm(Arthur): Your funeral, son. *twirls Excalibur* Bring it *starts the pose down*
Invisible Kid(Mordred): *continues the pose down and goes invisibe*
Harm(Arthur): ....um...what's the point in doing poses if I can't actually see them? *gets taken down* ....Okay it's on now!
Sano(Narrator): And they fight continues, both men fighting like old heroes possessed with demons of....violence....of some kind...and then!
Harm(Arthur): *fires a blast through Excalibur and knocks Mordred into a tree* Wha-pah! I shall smite thee!
Audience: .....
Harm(Arthur): ...fine! I'll kill him! Better?
*everyone nods*
Invisible Kid(Mordred): Oh yeah? *starts to float up*
Harm(Arthur): *smacks Mordred back down* It's over, son. May the force be with yo-...nah...too easy.
Invisible Kid(Mordred): You know, technically I shouldn't be getting these references.
Harm(Arthur): Well, I'd like to think that Star Wars would be so epic that it'd go on to the 30th Century.
Invisible Kid(Mordred): Nah, After Episode 7 was made George Lucas was banned from making anymore Star Wars films.
Harm(Arthur): That bad huh?
Invisible Kid(Mordred): It makes your eyes bleed. It was the leading use of torture in 2007. They even made you watch the original three simply to see how far it fell.
Harm(Arthur): It's sad really. So sad. Wait...I'm supposed to be killing you! Take this! *stabs Mordred* Ha ha!
Invisible Kid(Mordred): ....aw sprock....but I'm not going alone! *throws a rock at Arthur's head* Ha! *collapses*
Harm(Arthur): ...crap!...*sigh* fine, fine. *overdramatically falls down*
Robin(Galahad): Arthur! *runs to his side* You're going to die right? Not like a certain someone who shall remain nameless.
Superboy(Lancelot): AAAAAH! OOOOO! EEEEEE! OHHHHH! *rolls around some more*
Harm(Arthur): ...your concern is so touching....Throw Excalibur back before anyone else gets it would ya?
Robin(Galahad): Sure thing, my friend. *takes Excalibur* Now die.
Harm(Arthur): Okay okay, I'm dying. *collapses completely*
*Galahad makes a run for it to the sea only to get stopped by Nimue*
Secret(Nimue): Hold it right there! If you think you're going anywhere with that sword, then you're....then you're....so handsome!
Robin(Galahad): ....um....
Harm(Arthur): Just go with it! *dies again*
Robin(Galahad): Why thank you, Nimue. You're not quite so bad yourself. *winks*
Secret(Nimue): I'm so sorry about all this, I don't even care about the old gods anymore...do you forgive me *uber puppy dog/pouty face combo*
Robin(Galahad): Of course I forgive you. *hugs Nimue* Lets go. *throws Excalibur towards the lake*
Batgirl(Vivian, The Lady of the Lake): *catches Excalibur and takes it back into the lake* Yes...that's all I do. I'm perfectly fine with that actually.
Sano(Narrator): With Excalibur returned to the lake, the Army of the Mad scatter into the hills beyond Camlann. And since Mordred's dead as well, Morgana's plan to rule Britain has been crushed. Feeling she no longer had any reason to live she-
Supersonic(Merlin): Morgana! Come with me! Being dead is so cool! We're all playing Poker!
Shinigami(Morgana): Nice! *takes Merlins hand and goes into the lake sinking along with him*
Sano(Narrator): ...wait...yes! I do believe this is my last line! So I'll cut to the chase. Guinevere and Galahad...and I suppose Nimue...lovingly placed Arthur's body on a boat and sent him into Avalon. Guinevere patiently waits for Arthur's return, positive he will at some point. Blah blah blah they all live happily ever after.
In the Realm of Death
Supersonic(Merlin): So guys, you think Lancelot's going to join us anytime soon?
Beast Boy(Uther): Well let's have a look.
Superboy(Lancelot): AY AY AYYYYYYYYYYYY AH MA MUSTA! OOOOOO! EEEEEE! OOOOOH THE PAIN! GYYYYYAAAAAAAH!
Shinigami(Morgana): No, I think he's fine right where he is. Change me 3.
Invisible Kid(Mordred aka The Dealer): You know, I don't think I've ever played Poker before this. Okay guys what have you got?
Beast Boy(Uther): Only one pair.
Shinigami(Morgana): Read em. Got 3 of a kind!
Supersonic(Merlin): Meh, I only got a 5 high. *throws the cards down*
Invisible Kid(Mordred aka The Dealer): 5 high?...but...for that to be possible wouldn't you have a-
Shinigami(Morgana): If the man says he has a 5 high he has a 5 high!
Harm(Arthur): It doesn't matter guys! Read em and weep! Royal Flush!
*everyone slams they're cards down in disgust*
Harm(Arthur): Oh yeah! *gets up and dances* You guys should know by now that I'm-
Everyone: The Once and Future King, we know! We know!

The End

Marx: I hope you guys enjoyed my rendition of The Once and Future King YJUTT style. I know it took forever for me to complete but look at it this way...the next play thingie I do is going to take even longer. As a matter of fact I'll be making a poll shortly of the options and then you'll actually be able to choose what people your characters will play.

I'd like to thank all the people who made this possible. *takes out paper* Rachel and Jake, for making YJUTT in the first place as well as for Rach writing "When Fangirls plot..." which was the story that initially inspired me to do this type of play(Finish it!), Kye, for sending me her Ten albums including "Once and Future King" pts. 1 and 2(Finish Altering Fate!), Lani, for reading it when I bugged her to and letting me know if it was funny or not(Finish the story! You know which one. The secret one.:D), and last but not least Jim, for fighting the forces of the Welsch medical professionals and getting the script back so I could finish it. You guys rock! B)

The story was great!! I can't wait for the next one!

For a play of this quality, I'd battle all the doctors, dentists and nurses in Wales!