Ok, during a conversation i have been told something. Something that is so not true!! You know who you are to say it!! Yeah! You wait! Poll-y vengence shall be MINE!! MWAHAHAHAAA!!

Anyway, vote away...And vote well!! or my Foamy legion shall smite thee....SMITE THEE!!!

(I accept Jedi-ism as a religion. And most others too.)

That's because everyone knows that Thanksgiving is the true day of Turkey! The day of true Turkeyness! Of true Turkeynicity!

NUHUH!! November should be turkeyless!! The month for Turkey goodness is December as the whole world should know!!
Turkeyushnusness is SO a Christmas thing!!

You know....this doesn't exactly work...Its not like I can say "I CO-OWN THE WORLD!!" and have you obey me now is it...

But...then we'd have to wait a whoooooole month for our Turkey! We just can't do it! Well if you think about it I will be gone for 2-3 days while I'm in Philly so you'll have control of the world. But of course the reason I'm leaving...is for the turkey goodness!

So If i cancel the turkeyishnusness for Thanksgiving (For I can, the world would be mine!!) It would cause many many delusional people like yourself who get together for long drawn out meetings with relitives that you then have to repeat a month later to miss out on all that family time....

A just punishment for having a stupid day for tunkey consumage :P
The foamy legion!! Prepare yourselves!!

Well, my Aunt's probably already bought the Turkey and will be starting to cook it by the time you take the turkeyishnusness out of the holiday I shall be the only one eating turkey. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! I avoid your punishment! :lol: And I shall protect myself from your legion...with my GIANT DONUT OF VENGEANCE! And not just any giant donut of vengeance, a giant chocolate donut of vengeance.

I'M A VEGETARIAN!!! JOIN THE CULT!!! :wacko:

You know the most served dish during thanksgiving was dog?

Plus since Im asian I believe Novemember's turkey day should be more dog related.