That's right people! While DC vs Marvel will still be going on, I got the idea for yet another contest, and no this is not and excuse to excessively use my scanner. <_<

Anyway, here's the deal. I'll post a picture, from a comic, (Got a good couple from YJ alone) and you can make a caption for it. Now the caption can use the words that are already being said in the picture, or you can make your own words. Me and 2 anonomous judges will ya know...judge...the best caption and award the winner with "The Capture the Caption Captain of Captioness!!" Award. Is it a trophy? A belt? A plaque? The first winner shall find out after they win! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!

Since this is the first contest I thought I'd start out with a classic.



Example: Impulse: "Ace Ventura eat your heart out!"


P.S. Like DC vs. Marvel this will be judged every two weeks.

Impulse: "Do you like it? It's the Batman Cut."

Impulse: "It's the newest look in hell..."

Impulse: I HATE what this humidity does with my hair.

Impulse: This is what I get for letting Doctor Mid-Nite cut my hair...

Impulse: "Hellooooooooooooooooooooo nurse!"

Impulse in his famous pose. He loudly states, "See Tara, anyone can do your job." Tara, near-by, says, "Damn it Impulse, your not raising the earth, your letting loose the devil, guess who his host is." Impulse quickly says, "Ah... Hell!"

Imp: Curse those writers! First they make me Kid Flash again and now look what they're doing...

Imp: Curse those writers! First they make me Kid Flash again and now look what they're doing...

And the voting has been done! And it has been decided in a unanimous decision that Jake is the first winner of The Capture the Caption Captain of Captioness!! Award.



And there it is! Wear it with pride! Well for at least two weeks unless you win again. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO!
*cheers*
THANKYOU THANKYOU ALL!
*runs forward in slowmo with stars who don't really care high-fiving me*
Now, I'd just like to thank all of the little people that got me here. My parents and YJUTT, And Marx, and this awesome belt that I just won and yall didn't, my dogs, my lizard, myself...*is shoved off stage*

But seriously, thanks.

lol It is a great honor! Make it proud!

And now for the next part of the contest! Decided to make it ongoing on forum.



Caption! Caption away! *Caption Man jumps out the window and then remembers he can't fly*

Alien: Bunch of weirdos
Imp: It's all those writer's faults again, yall are the freaks
Elvis: Alright, man, don't make me go classic rock on your butts.

Tribute to Impluse

~As Bart made way for Kid Flash, Impulse slowly past away into the after life with all the has-been greats like E.T. and Elivis, while all onlooking YJUTTians shouted for him to stay away from the big flash in the sky,


:umm: Fellwell Impluse. We'll miss ya buddy.....

Caption:

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OK, I got nothing.

Are ALL of these going to be Impulse related pictures?

lol Well, they may go on the theme of the last one. The next one could be an Elvis picture.

lol No, I'm actually just picking random pictures that I scanned in for the contest. Impulse does tend to have a good bit of funny ones though. Promise the next one will be Impulse free lol.

impulse: Oh my gosh!l life size cardboard cutouts of elvis and a weird alien! Sweet! mom can i have them pleeeeeeeeeeese!

i know it sucked but i tried lol

Hippie (hippy?) in the background: OOO, look at me i'm Impulse! No one ever pays attention to the superflower anymore.

Bart: So stop me if you've heard this one, a kid walks into a bar with Elvis on one arm and an alien on the other...

Man off Panel: You still ain't gettin' my Bid Light, kid.

Impulse: The Flash? Where?

Off Panel: Ok, when you get so drunk that you can feel and hear the halucinations... Then you have a problem. But when you start questioning them, then you... Well then you have some pissed off halucinations to deal with.

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OK, I got nothing.

Are ALL of these going to be Impulse related pictures?


Yes oddly enough Jim's non-caption caption made us laugh the most and it was decided that it would win the next contest. And for those who'll undoubtably be all "That shouldn't count! It's not a caption!" I seriously doubt that a non-caption caption will be as funny a second time unless it's one creative non-caption caption *apparently enjoys saying non-caption caption* But anyway to the point!

Sorry Jake, but the award of The Capture the Caption Captain of Captioness!! Award to Jim! Wear it with pride!

And for the next non-Impulse Caption picture I present!



Have fun.

~Robin "Now stay put an dont tell Batman what we did to his cave"
Li'l Lobo "Huh, I suggest ya dont turn round"

Or.

Li'l Lobo "Huh, thats a good Batman impression, now do Jim Carey again!"

Li'l Lobo: Man Batman thinks he's so tough with his... his darkness and his ears and... I'll frag'im!!! He's right behind be isn't he?
Robin: Yup

(Not great, but I'll think of better hopefully)

Anouncer: Kids, have a mini baddie in your backyard, well say good bye to all those worries. Call now and we will send over the Gotham Duo to teach those villains who's their master.

Lil' lobo: Well I finally fragged Shinobi.

Robin: 'bout damn time.

Lil' lobo: Then I ate his liver.

Robin:...thats taking it a bit far...

Me (Off panel): My insides....

I... won?

Woo-hoo?

I mean, WOO HOO!!!!! I won!! Yea, go Jim, with my fantastic non-caption caption!!

Who's the man?!?

I am the People's Champion, that's what I am!!

In fact, Marxy, please add "the People's Champion" to my list of titles.

GO ME!!

Allright, now on to this new, non-impulse, picture.

Robin: "So, how do you like my new Batman Shadow generator?"

Lobo: "Looks pretty cool."

Jim (Off Panel): "You mean THAT'S the reason Alan keeps writing that stupid 'and his shadow seemed to morph into the shape of Batman' thing every time he tries to make Robin intimidate someone? Lobo, frag him!!"

Lobo: "You got it, boss. Let the fraggin' commence!!"

Robin never knew when Batman was really behind him.

Jim, you aren't the people's champion. You won ONE constest. I don't think most the people even noticed. You are 'the champ of round one.'

Nope. I'm the People's Champion.

Well, I'm part of the people and you certainly aren't my champion. Wipping boy, maybe. But not champion.

And no one else seemed to even notice. So.. nope. One time wonder.

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Robin: You too can turned you shadow into a bat, with only 12 easy payments.

Lobo: Do you take out of solar-sytem checks?

Well, you are the ruling minority.

The oppressed, silent majority agrees with me. I am their champ.

The People's Champ.

Jim, no one has backed you up. That means they don't care and don't think you are their champion. If they thought you were a chamion, they would say that. They don't. You are the champion of nothing, but your own little mental world...

No, see, that's why they're called the SILENT majority. They don't need to come out and publically back me up. I know they're there.

That's right, guys, you all know who you are. No need to come forward, I know you like being silent. I'm secure in my People's Championness, and don't need you to come forward just to placate philistines like Alan.

*backs Jim up silently, out of boredom*
*goes out and buys giant foam hands*
*paints "go Alan" on one and "Go Jim" on the other"
*cuts their fingers off and rearranges it so they are flipping you off*
*puts on foam hands and waves*

Silent majority? Wow, you are really getting desprate. No one will side with you so you to go to such lengths.

If people are silent, then their voices are never heard and then you can't make the claim that they agree with you. When people are silent they are apathetic and don't give a darn.

Its like those people who don't vote during an election. When they don't vote, they don't voice themselves, and thus they are moot, because no one ever hears from them.

And remember a true champion doesn't bosts about themselves by calling themselves a 'champion.' They have humility. Something that is lacking. And now I laugh at you. :) :) :)

And now even Jake mocks you. (Sure, he mocks me as well, but I'm okay with that. :P )

There are all kinds of Champions. We don't all have to have humility. The people prefer variety in their champions, so the Silent Majority (using sign language) asked me to be un-humble.

I'm the People's Champion!!

Hmmmm *sits behind insanely huge judges desk with a giant mallet* What about....self proclaimed People's Champion?

Going once?

Going Twice?

SOLD! To the weird guy in the fuzzy pink bunny costume!

Quote (yes this is for the contest)
Lobo: POKE!

The People's Champion must have the people back them up. No one backs you up and thus you are NOT the people's champion. You can't even proclaim yourself to be one, if the people don't aknowledge you.

A champion has humilty and doesn't claim to be a champion. Champion is noble, and too grande of an ego is not noblility. It usually means they'll be the first one to suffer painfully.

No one aknowledges you jim. And the only sign language they give you is the middle finger. :D You can't claim to be a champion and truly be one.

Thus, an since no one claims you to be a true champion (not verbally or silently) you are not a champion.

You ARE the champion of self-dellusions. That seems more appropirate. :P