Everyone is familar with Jeff Foxworthy's YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK jokes, right?

Well, now we are introducing the YOU MIGHT BE A YJUTTer!

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If your significant other dumps you, while talking about intolerable cruelty, and then starts reciting the nietczsche quotes about starring into the abyss...
You might be a YJUTTer.

If your idea of an ideal date is taking someone to a ritual sacrifce for the Lords of Cram...
You might be a YJUTTer.

If your at a funeral and your laptop's instant messanger pings...
You might be a YJUTTer.

If you can proudly say that you've got multiple copies of police crime reports about you that includes damage estimates...
You might be a YJUTTer.

'If you and you friends see yourself 20 years from now face down in a puddle of your own vomit and feces...
You might be a YJUTTer.

If you have an encyclopedic knowledge of DC comics...
Well you might be me, and that's probably far more scarry and depressing than being a YJUTTer... :wacko:2

If you've realized that while insanity isnt a requirement but helpful, its already too late.
Your a YJUTTer

If one of your life goals is now to win an arguement/virtual battle against ANY of the mods
You might be a YJUTTer

If you actually believe yourself too be the character you play as
You might be a YJUTTer

(sad, lame attempt by me)

~When your class mates tell you a joke, an you respond by sayin "LOL" literaly, out loud.....
Your a YJUTTer.

~If the guys who own the comic book store have a warning picture of you in the front display window...
Your a YJUTTer.

~If you have NNF cake under your desk and bed, behind your TV and family potrait, an most of all, a kitchen full of it....
Your a YJUTTer.

~An if your name is on the members list..... yes,
Your a YJUTTer.

If your idea of an evil army involves monkey with some sort of cute costume...
YOU MIGHT BE A YJUTTer

If you break into cold sweats while away from you computer...
You might be a YJUTTer

If you are plotting the over throw of the world, but are too lazy to execute said plot...
You might be a YJUTTer

If you put tractor tires on your pickup truck

You might just be a red...er

Wait.....wrong one

If you've ever looked at another country on a map and wondered 'why dont I own that?'
You might be me. And if your me, Your a YJUTTer.

~If your best converstaion was with yourself...
Your a YJUTTer.

~If little kids cross the road to avoid you...
Your a YJUTTer.

~If you have a piece of land named after you followed by 'world'...
Your a YJUTTer.

~If your a political leader an didn't inhale....
Well you know who you are!

*LMAO at the piece of land one, since I have said I ruled "Jakeworld" since I was like eight*

If you constantly tell people to "embrace the insanity ya dern skippy",
You might be a YJUTTer.

If you can't talk to your best friends because your internet is down,
You might be a YJUTTer.

If you wake up and actually do know why you're in the straight jacket, and are pleased about it...
You're probably a YJUTTer.

If you compare people you know to comic book characters so much that they become one with that character,
You might be a YJUTTer.

If your ego exceeds the size of your continent,
You are more than likely a YJUTTer.

If you can't get a girlfriend or go out because you're busy roleplaying,
You might be a YJUTTer.

If you are more content talking to said girlfriend or friends on the internet than in person,
You might be a YJUTTer.

If you think that the things posted here are strange,
You're probably a normie.
Seek help.

~If your chair is molded to not only your arse, but the rest of your body...
Your a YJUTTer.

~If your the only kid who doesn't walk his dog, but rather walks his dragon...
Your a YJUTTer.

~If you dont own a brain, but a cool pair of speackers which you swapped them for....
Your a YJUTTer.

~If you greet new members by banning them....
Well, your a "word which will get me banned", but lets just stick with 'Moderator' for now.

(Just a little joke, call the dragons off!)

If you join the YJUTT, but get banned within a month of joining because you act like a pain...
Well... you certainly aren't YJUTTer, are you? But you are someone who needs better social skills and a swift kick in the bum.

If you have so much free time that you are actually reading this...
You Might be a YJUTTER

If you are someone who you has a regular visit to the Shock Therapy office...
You might be a YJUTTer.

If you actually believe that you have the power to destroy small continents simply by saying you can...
You might be a YJUTTer.

Is that a crack at me Pheonix boy? *immitation batman death glare*
Batman: your doing it wrong. THIS is my death glare. *glares at me, Instantly i fall down dead*

Batman: *shifty eyes* you all saw it. He came at me with a knife.

Nightwing: But he CLEARLY didnt.

Batman: *smacks nightwing* What was that?

Nightwing: i mean...he came at you with a knife?

Batman: Good bi-uhm I mean...Partner...yes that will do...

If you either got that or found it humorous
-You might be a YJUTTer.

(Ha YOU all thought it was pointless huh?)

Actually it was a shot at all of us, myself included, but hey if it lead to you getting abused by Batman's, I'm happy. And Batman wouldn't try to justify his glaring you to death. (After all no jury in the world would convict him. lol)

If you're idea of a romantic date is setting up your computers next to each other and eating a TV dinner...
YOU MIGHT BE A YJUTTer.

~If you write fan fics wich drag on an dont end...
Your a YJUTTer

~If contest prizes include a longer title...
Your a YJUTTer.

~If your title is more of a sentence, or paragraph.
Your a YJUTTer.

~When your parents forget who you are coz you've been on the computer too long...
Your a YJUTTer.

~If you hold the record for "Most times commited"
then you YJUTTer.

~An if you go to a Britney Spears concerts, am sorry......
But your True Believer (Fab)

1. I totally got that Shinobi and I must say... Nice one.
2. Yes, abusing Shinobi's good.
3. That's not a romantic date Alan. That's a perfect date. PERFECT.
4. Dude... That was a cheap shot. Very cheap... Good one. *high-fives*

If you find yourself building an antena out of cell phones and alluminum foil to get wireless internet so you can get online more often...
You might be me. 'Cause I was doing that last night. And it worked.
But you might also be a YJUTTer.

~Ya know, these should be put an the top of the page under the banner, you know along with the slogans. Be cool.

Ya know, that's a good idea Chris. I'll program those in.

If you talk about things that happen on this board as if they've actually happened
You Might Be a YJUTTer

If you start to go into withdrawal when you away from your computer for over an hour...
You might be a YJUTTer

If you start to go into withdrawal within SECONDS of being away from your computer.
You might be a YJUTTer.

If you think every problem in the universe, including world hunger, can be solved with duct tape...
You might be a YJUTTer.

If you have hardly no friends at school but can name at least ten you have online and they all are omniescent....
You might be a YJUTTer

If you go nine hours without food or drink because you spend lunch time in computer lab....
Than you might be me....or a YJUTTer.

If you explain how the King of cram was the one who truely put an end to world war two in your american history paper...
You might be a YJUTTer

I've done the first..

and for the last time I ENDED WORLD WAR 2! Me and a group of predators. And Dan Hibiki and Happousai.

Every problem can, and should, be solved by Duct Tape.

If the person sitting next to you on the bus has ever started crying because of your trying to imitate the The Batman glare...
You might be a YJUTTer

If you actually think there's a difference between purple and 'eggplant'.
~You're prolly a YJUTTer

If you cite that a DC comic book villain said so while explaining why purple and eggplant are different colors.... and an insane villain at that....
~You're nuts... I mean a YJUTTer

If you hadn't realized you'd stumbled into one of those chat rooms the scary little nerds in the computer labs play on instead of socializing with people.
~You're me... and you're prolly screwed.

If you vote for the DC Vs. Marvel contests based on which Mod you'd like to see proven wrong.
~You might be a YJUTTER

Gee... I wonder who three of those four comments were aimed at... hmmm... I just don't know... (Note the extreme sarcasam...) ;) Subtle much?

And actually if you KNOW there is a difference between the color purple and the color eggplant that means you are an art major (i.e. me), a scenic theatre/movie designer, an interior designer, or a fashion designer or just have a basic understanding of colors.

Well of course there's a difference in purple and eggplant.
One's a color and one's a food. Don't need to be an art major to know that.

Oh he's quick as a wip that Jake, ain't he? ;)

If you've taken the time to actually registar on this site...
You might be a YJUTTer. (Well, if we're going to the obvious...)

Getting really obvious:
If you're a YJUTTer, you might be a YJUTTer.

If you've ever been mugged by a fictional character
-You might be a YJUTTer

If you've ever created a whole species by not cleaning your room for an extended period of time
-You might be my buddy Jamison...

If you've tried to usurp Darkseid's throne
-You might be dead(and a YJUTTer)

If you've actually made Satan cry
-You might be a YJUTTer