Ok, heres the deal.
First off, I want everyone to know that I am EXTREMELY sorry that I've been gone so long and have held back so many storylines. I've been gone due to the fact that I've been moving into a bigger apartment, and I've just started my second term of school with four fresh new classes and have two conventions to attend that are exactly a month apart(I've went to one of them, got reviewed by Sciver again and the guys from cabre comics and the X-men inker. All sorts of B-stars too. ....Bobba fet from the original starwars was there. B) Joe quesada, chuck dixon, Marv Wolfman, Harmony and Clara from Buffy.....all sort of neato people will be at there at the Mega Con next month. Yay!!). I've had a lot of work.

Also, I want you to know I'm going to be gone from quite awhile longer, though I'll try to find time to reply everyonce inawhile. But that might mean one a day to once a week or even longer. Its going to be sporadic for a while. I'm enrolled in a college level design class this term and, this week alone, they expect to have twenty small pieces based on a pregiven subject(mine was chicken, yay chicken!) and two, completed, well thought out sketch book assignments. Then, I also have an essay a week to write for english, plus grammer homework, plus 100 pages of heming way to read by next monday, and a 400 page novel to read in four weeks. Then in World History, I have an essay a week and a chapter test a week. Science is kinda a goof off period and then I still have to complete a portfolio piece for the upcoming megacon in three or four weeks, so about a page to two pages a week.
Plus, I've also started a spinning class and weight training at the gyym(I've lost 15 pounds though, so yay!)

So I'm going to be pretty busy.......These teachers are insane.

If anyone would like to, please feel free to use my falcon character. I still really want her to be involved in the storyline, so SOMEONE PLEEEEEASE feel free to use her as much as you like. Just don't kill her or get her pregnant and things should be fine and dandy.


G2g. Luv ya guys!!
Rachael

Well its a little late for the second one. Shinobi's the father.

AHH I WAS KIDDING! *running from falcons wrath*

But as for your schedule...DAMN. Wow...just...wow...HOW do you manage all of that? I'd fall SO far behind...Truely thou art as a goddess.

Its cool Rach, damn that sounds like a lot of work, but everyone has to go through it, Unless you make evil robots like i'm sure i so did not do
:D I'll lend you some if you like :D
We'll work something out with out messing with Falcon too much.
Lani
::wwoman::
Oh, by the way, Its a boy!! And its got nothing to do with Robin!!
>> *Looks over at The Chris and Shinobi* Nope, nothing to do with Robin.

See, I told you she was just really busy guys. You and your theories about monky-hobbit clones eating nachos...

Anywhoo, I totally understand where your coming from Rachael. If it wasn't the fact I'm a graphic design major and thus need to use computers in my work, I'd be online roughly about as much as your are.

No remember, take it easy. Don't kill your professors (with witnesses around) and it IS possible to live off micro-waveable noodles. Though not recommended.

And since Falcon can not carry out her wrath...

*Phoenix Raptor englufs shinobi and burns him EVERYWHERE*

Never say I never did anything for you, Rach. :D

This time I was ready for ya! See i'm wearing the pain transfer pendant. So YOU get hurt instead. As well, i've developed a new machine that everytime you use the pheonix force it siphons a bit of power into me. Mwahahahahahahahaha. I knew those classes from Dr. Doom and Lex Luthor were worth it. Well...the Dr. Doom portion at least...

*The Phoenix Fire eats away all of Shinobi's clothes leaving him naked and burned, while Alan remainds standing with a bored expression and completely unaffected by the so-called pendant of transferance*

Riiiiiiiiiiight... *Alan lifts his hand and levitates the pendant away from Shinobi and examines. The pendant is melted but the 'made in USA' lable on the back can still be seen*

Its a cheap piece of plastic you from a Cracker Jacks Box, smart-guy. *A firery claw leaps forth from Alan's arm and pins Shinobi to the wall* You couldn't dream to handle the sort of power the Phoenix Force carries, child. But here's a glimpse.

*Shinobi screams in pain and clutches his head before dropping down to the floor as a lifeless vegetable after briefly witnessing a small portion of cosmic power which destroyed his mind as a result.* I warned you.

*Alan heals Justin's mind just enough to give him concious thought again* Next time, I might leave ya that way. *Alan grins wickedly*

I saw heaven...and God laughed at me...well...at least now I have an idea of what I need to handle...but for now i think i'll stick to egging the batmobile...

Batman: That was you? Do you know how hard Robin had to scrub to get that off? As if all the guano wasnt bad enough.

Is batman smiling, or using 'the look'?

Whoa two cons a month apart

Wish that kinda stuff happened here... :'(

But as for your schedule...DAMN. Wow...just...wow...HOW do you manage all of that? I'd fall SO far behind...Truely thou art as a goddess.

Hm? Nah. Only thing I'm a goddess of is this board. and almost everyone here is god and goddess level in post. Otyher n' that, its mainly me and the rest of the class begging the teachers to give a day or two more on our assignments, writting entire essays at four am the day its due, and three cups of coffee at midnight so asa to stay awake one more hour to finish reading Hemmingway(which I did last night. Yay! Now I have to stay upo till one am tonight to write the essay of it due tomarrow. And tomarrows also FCATS! (He expects us to run our essays to him before heading off to take the test. He's mercyless I tell ya!)) Basicly I have to rtion my time on everytthing and anything I don't complete I spend tv time the next morning(Got tevo and it records my nighttime shows, so I watch them in the morning while I get ready for school) completing or skip lunch with the VA kids(or the "special ed' of Harrison group. Only cause we stand up at randomn moments during lunch to applaud stupid things, shout randomn nonsense at the danscers, or spend the entire lunchtime making our foods into a group scuplture, other than that I have NO clue why the others would call us special ed. :rolleyes:).) Haven't gotten to the point of instant noodles yet, but I'm pretty damn close. Right now though I think I'll stick with Amy's microwavable bean burritoes, cocktail shrimp, and chinese food. :P

As for the conventions, JasonTodd, try checking out www.comicbookconventions.com(I think thats the right address) Theres a lot of small conventions that go on that I didn't even know about. Theres only a convention yhere everymonth or two because I live smack dab in the middle between two of floridas largest citites: Tampa and Orlando, but there will still be a few somewhere in your area, Ibet.


Oh, and as for Falcons pregnancy thing......I'm having chris and Justin tested for the baby's father, and whoever it is, is going to have to pay the punishment~Glares at Shinobi~ I'm watching you. Meanwhile, I'm punishing falcon in my own way.

~Falcon sits strapped to a floor bolted chair, watching lamaze(natural prenancy) tapes with open scared eyes.~Oh dear god! Someone make that woman shut up!~Yelling at scream as a woman crushes her husbands hand in her pregnant wrath, screaming for drugs. Falcon looks a little friegntened~

:huh: :blink:
I scared...however I am willing to be responsible if it is me. *stands in a 'hero' pose* For that is the kind of guy i am...y'know...after...healing...from...the beatings.

Rachael, your actually going to let Falcon carry Chris or Shinobi's evil pod? Do you hate your character that much?

Come on, you're the great creator, I'm the Phoenix God, Marx is the Lord of Cram and Jim is the master of time. Surely through our combined forces we can go back in time and stop Chris or Shinobi from every laying their evil seeds.

Do you really want to risk bringing the Apocolypse? (Or actually Falcon's baby mixed with Chirs or Justin DNA will look like. ) The Horror.... The horror...

Yeah, nothing still...cept for a model convention (though it seems interesting) thats a whiles away, thats what I get for living in Ky...


Ah I remember the good ole' days of staying up til four am to finish an essay, then saying I was too "sick" to go to school and using the extra day to wrap things up. I remember having to read Huck Finn and just not reading it (I don't care if its supposed to be controverisal or a classic its boring and so is Pride and Prejudice!) and passing the tests cause I rented a docuementary on the book. Ah, good times.

:thatguy: And i'm...not worth mentioning?? The pain!! :'( :'(

Well, I'm sorry. I didn't think you'd be interested in changing history and torturing Justin at the same time. Normally you're pretty quite about those things. Had I known, I'd have certain have mentioned you. :gegly:

Gah! Your right! Why the heck didn;'t I think of that!
.....But theres still the matter of teaching Falcon her lesson......I'm dissappointed, I thought she would have known better.

Falcon: But its not my fau--OH MY GOD!!!! THATS NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!~Screeeching in horror at tape again~

mE:~Rolls eyes~ Ohy grow up. Like you've never seen that video in health class before. What do you mean its 'not your fault.' that you got knocked up?

~Falcon looks down at her feet~ I was at a Young Justice party when they offered me a drink, a wine cooler I guess........next thing I know, I wake up and...and.....Oh for the love of--Just change history already!!!

Me:Alright alright--wait a minute--why ther heck would you drink an alcholic bevearge chris and justin gave you.,

~Falcon looks embarresed.~ Erm....they told me it was punch......

~Twitch~ Riiiiiiiiiight. Thats it, as soon as I rewrite history, I'm given you a character upgrade again.

~Falcon winces and mutters~ Yes'm.


Alrighty then! Lets do this! ~Searches through backback for pencil.~ er....hold on. I have one in here somewhere.~Begins to pull out books and cds.....~ I swear I brought it I know I--ah hah!! ~ Pulls out the almight pronating pencil of creation and DOOM and draws a circle in mid air with it, shading it in qu8ickly, and stepping pack as it quickly comes to life. ~
Ladies and gents. Your are now flying the yjutt express. Please keep all hands and feet, wings , or other body parts inside the portal at all times and have a good space and time travel!~Grins happily, tiredly, but happily.~

yay!! Space and time travel!!

And thanks for remembering me, Alan!

Hey, I'm just using the skills we have to save the universe from evil hell spoors of Chris and Justin. :D

Horray for saving the universe!!

Hey, whats the worst my child could do? Particularly if it has my level of compitence?

Do you really need us to answer that?

Yes, yes i do.

Shinobi's child: Look Dad I'm wearing your old costume! (Wearing ninja batman costume and running around more than Impulse.)

*Looks at Kidflash and shakes head* Anyways...

Lets just put it this way Justin...

A little prophecy for ya.

Hey i'm not THAT bad. I havent destroyed EVERYTHING. Besides erasing the existance of a life is more or less murder isnt it? And heros dont kill. I WIN! My child lives!

First off WATCH where you are going Justin. You're boarding dangerously on stuff like Abortion and that is a no-no.

Second, you lose as always. If we go back and stop you from basically date-raping Falcon, we stop any of this from happening and thus it isn't murder if the spoor was never concieved in the first place. You lose. As always.

We have gone back in time and returned to the present. You 'child' never existed and any memories of your attempt at forcing yourself on Falcon, has been erased.

You lose.

So that's why we don't let you have powers Justin. You're logic is really off.

:blink: SWEET CTHULU! I did nearly turn this in a serious direction

Aaand...Chris told ME it was punch too...then SHE was the one making passes at me. Least...thats how i remember it...but then again my memory is probably the least relyable in any situation let alone this one.

No, you nearly turned it inot a conversation that leave more people angry and alienated than need be for this site.

And don't lie to me Justin. I'm the Phoenix and I burn away the lies until only the truth remains.

*Phoenix Raptor attacks Justin (again) >This happens too much, but he makes himself a target<*

So Burn Justin. Burn.

...one day i'll learn...buuut...lets see how the pheonix does when there is no mind present! empty my mind...empty my mind...empty my mind...

First off, that doesn't work. If you keep saying 'empty mind' that means your mind isn't empty, is it?

Second... Well if you don't want me using mental pain, then lets go onto the physical.

*Telekinetically grabs ahold of Shinobi's legs and starts pulling in opposite directions*

I call this THE WISHBONE. I grab a leg and YOU make a wish.

Is 'i wanna die!' a wish?

You... want to die? +_+

No... See, anyone can kill. But years of torture and abuse is the gift that keeps on giving... :D

So let me see if I understand this whole thing... Shinobi got Falcon drunk and then he got her pregnant? I don't think I'm alone in the world when I think: "That's so wrong in a lot of different levels!"

Fab, You are so correct!

Here! Here!

Hence the reason we when back in time to stop that from happening and why we are torturing Shinobi for his crimes against the law, nature and humanity itself.

Wait, let him go!!

If we went back in time to stop it, that means that he didn't actually do it! Hense, Shinobi is innocent!!

Alan, stop! You're torturing a man who hasn't done anything!!

Wrong Jimbo, I'm forcing Shinobi to remember EVERYTHING that he did, so that he NEVER attempts to do it again in the future.

Fun loop-holes of time-travel, don'cha know? The action didn't take place now that we've erased it, but the memory will remain with Justin forever.

But... he didn't do it, right?

He didn't do it in this timeline because we stopped him from doing it in the past. But we need to make certain that he doesn't repeat the past timeline in this one. Afterall, we know he's capable of it. So he still had the memory of what he did in the other timeline, but we kept it from happening in this one.

(Damn, I should write for Marvel Comics... This sounds like the Rachel Grey story...)

But, if he didn't do it, doesn't that make him innocent? Which means you're torturing an innocent guy?