Because 'How YJUTT saved christmass' will be completed next christmass, i've put this up. Enjoy and all are welcome to add in.
I call this one 'how Yjutt saved the universe, nearly destroyed it, and saved it again'
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In a hidden base somewhere in Thailand, well formerly hidden, now it was only semi hidden, particularly after the bombing run from interpol against its former owner. Now a man was sitting in a black leather chair, the room around him shiny metal with a few scorch marks, and a hole in the ceiling, he has a cloak on covering his head and body.
"Birdy get in here." He commands.
"Yeah?" A large muscular black man with a mowhawk answers.
"Birdy, I have some plans I want you to carry out, go to your own country, England if I recall and start cracking skulls. I need a distraction from you for my next plan."
"Fine. And whats with the cloak? Ya look kinda...stupid."
"what? But...the other minions said I look like Batman."
"They lied." He says leaving.
"I hate Birdy...lousy smart alec..." He mumbles turning on a computer screen and finishing the last of some Beef curry.
"Juuuuuuustiiiiiiiiiiin!" A mysterious voice calls from the darkness.
"Do you have to enter like that EVERY time?"
"Yes. Yes I do. Well, I gave you control over this vast criminal empire did I not? I think i diserve something."
"Wow, thanks." He says sarcastically. "Birdy is the second strongest member after me, Balrog ruined most of the group, and is himself in prison, the funds are nearly depleted, AND I STILL CANT FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN FIX THAT BLOODY HOLE!"
"Silence mortal!"
"Yeah yeah."
"Fool, this is mearly your next rouse your plans for conquest will soon be lived, and your...unique...ideas of good and evil can be carried out as soon as you manage to keep the members of YJUTT out of my hair."
"How did you know about the-...oh, right, the omnipotence. Hows that working out for you by the way?"
"Very well thank you for asking...wait...is that curry I smell?"
"yeah I was finishing lunch."
"You had curry and didnt save any for me? I AM NOT PLEASED!"
"Y'know...maybe we should move the operation to a less liked or known planet? Because right now I have a suspicion that at least one member already knows..."
"Fool, I am a god am I not? No being can challange my awesome might, besides your pay is good, you have more minions, AND you get a planet to rule over with an iron fist. You'll do as your told."
Justin grumbles something.
"What was that?"
"I said 'i released you from captivity...mostly, shouldnt you be answering to me'?"
The voice just sighs. "See to it that I am completely released from my void!" Then fades away.
"Well, at least when and if I have to confront someone...my new control over the 'Phycho power' should be helpful." He comments with a healthy blue glow around him. "Wonder how the new phycho drive generator is going..."