My name is Duck, and I'm an alcoholic... Well, not really. My "friend" Capitila showed me this forum so I joined.

Yes, the drunk over there that can't spell my username is a "friend" of mine. So be nice..
Welcome to the wonderful world of ZE, and stuff.

Welcome.
My name is Strike Wolf.
And there is nothing wrong with alchohal, I am thirteen and drinking strawberry daquiri(liquor)

Edit:talk to blade and get a real avatar and banner.

Also try to get into the rpg.

Hello and welcome! I am Jammer. An O'Connell-holic. WTF. XD Don't mind me, really. I hope you enjoy this place that Cap has dragged you into.

Uhh....

Quack!

*runs*

Could you guys do me a favour? Dont say "Duck, duck, goose!" or make TOO many duck jokes? A few I have no problem with but 1000 posts of "Quack" have mentally scarred me.

Well now you're giving us ideas..

A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says, "Just put it on my bill."

*Leaves*

LMAO. That's a cute one, Cap.

I apologize, Duck. That will be the only duck-ish comment that you will hear from me. ^^;

We can't do that, we would get in trouble for spamming.

Quack.
Strike shoots duck with a 12 gauge.

Edit:if you know a lot about zoids, you can be like me.
I have been here 2 weeks and I am number 7 in the top ten posters.
I have posted 703 times.

Or... you could be just spamming alot... <_<

Anyway, welcome to ZEF (Zoids Evolution Forums), Duck! :)

I already like it here.

No you don't! Shoo, Shoo! :P
Well it's a nice little community here, hope you have fun and stick around. ^^

Then you won't mind if I randomly tape you to the forum...

Of course, all I have is masking tape. Oh, wait...there's mailing tape! Ah ha ha!

*tapes*

welcome, enjoy your stay, please i urge you to participate in the 3 word stories in the spam forum :lol:

Your an alcoholic? My hero. :wub:

Nah, I drink, but I never binge drink. So.... how's the duck season comin'?

Three words I'm going to tell you is the reason why you have such a huge post count in such a short time, 'idiocy', 'stupidity' and 'spamming'. They mix very well I'm afraid. :)

Welcome. *holds one of her muses back* Muse: Must Kill duck!!!*twitches*. ) She was attack by ninja ducks so yeah... Well hope you like it even better here. *cages her muse*

'Ello Duckie!

I'm sorry, I had to say that!

Anyway, welcome to the boards, I am your resident active admin who can be scary if your on my bad side, some people have seen that lately.. scary isn't it? However it's very easy to stay off my bad side, most people know that too, don't randomly annoy me, follow the rules, don't spam like strikey over there.

*Steals Duck's soul*

That is normal, I do that to every newcomer, but don't give me any crap like "I have no soul" or "I sold it years ago". It doesn't matter... I stole it regardless, it's my welcoming thing.

Anyway, have a nice day.

Trust me konig warrior has a temper, Backs off.
And I was punished for spamming, by the way can I have my soul back?

No, no one gets it back, nothing personal, It's a welcoming thing, and if anyone leaves.. I still have it.. *insert menical laughter*

DUCKS MY NAME
i have it duckadilehunter on aim duckadilehunter on a couple fourms i was deathduck here before and deathduckmach2 here before ! AM THE DUCKIN MASTER!
and besides... i ahve a folder of pictures of ducks on my computer

Welcome! Unfortunately I don't have any good ducks jokes...yet.

Indeed you should. If I was admin, I would already suspend your posting priviledges for 3 days and you should call that a 'temper'.

Anyway, KW is doing his job. Punishing people like you is one of an admin's duty. ;)

Greetings Duck and welcome to the wonderful world of ZE

I'm Vega and it is my honor to administer phase two of your initiation. KW has already completed phase one by stealing your soul. But before you can really fit in with the rest of us your sanity has to go as well.
*Injects Duck with the Insanity Virus*

In a few moments it will take effect and drain you of your sanity. By then you will fit in perfectly. Sounds to good to be true doesn't it...well thats because it is. Unfortunatly there are some "minor" side effects that may concern you: upset stomach, large boils, hair loss, and AIDS. Like I said, minor. Oh and I just want to let you know that although I do use the same needle on every newcomer I make sure to steralize it after use.

Enjoy your last moments of sanity and your stay in ZE
WELCOME

Welcome to ZE. Welcome back if you were here before... yeah I'm late greeting you so sue me...

Now for a message from the evil monkey in my closet...

- YOU!!

You talk like I wasn't already insane. Just ask Capitila, he'll tell you all about it.

Anyway, thanks for the welcoming, I feel at home already. I would have felt at home the second day I was here but my I couldn't use the computer because of an... incident... :rolleyes:

An "incident"? Sounds intriguing, and slightly sexual.
Anyway, yes. He was always insane, but now even more so.
We founded a fake Cult together. If that's not insane, I don't know what is. Enough said.
*Leaves.. again.*