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Title: What level of Hell are you destined to be in?
Description: According to Dante's Inferno


MrGuy - October 22, 2004 01:10 AM (GMT)
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I find this test postively amusing. It basically tells you what level of hell you belong in (there is a place like heaven as well). Also note the test does have inapporiate words and stuff in it... you've been warned. Here's what I got:

Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

I only got the fifth. Seems I'm not too evil. There are nine levels of hell and one happy place...


TheBlackCat - October 22, 2004 01:31 AM (GMT)
Woohoo!

Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Kirbymaster212 - October 22, 2004 01:47 AM (GMT)
*coughs*

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 9 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!
Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

Edit: Well everything is all frozeny... like the frozen throne... CRYPTLORD... WEEEE

K-62 - October 22, 2004 01:56 AM (GMT)
Eigth Level of Hell


VegaObscuraTheKing - October 22, 2004 02:30 AM (GMT)
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Atrophy Within - October 22, 2004 02:43 AM (GMT)
Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


Those who got 9th level of hell.. You DO realise to get that you have to pick everything thats bad, EVEN having intimate actions with a person from your own sex. You guys better say you were joking or I won't look at you the same way. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just so you know, the further the level, the more you clicked thats bad, and some questions were sick. So yeah, don't be proud to be at a level like 7 to 9. That means you are one sick person. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: jk jk jk jk.. I answered mine all truthfully. Yeah, I hate people, only the stupid ones though. :lol: :lol: :lol: Lycan

Dark Ensui - October 22, 2004 04:10 AM (GMT)
. . . Purgatory.

Apparently my score for level five was very high, though. My score for seven was high as well . . .

Fg-Dark_Monk - October 22, 2004 05:41 AM (GMT)
strange i got
Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus
i thought i was a good person and
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You DO realise to get that you have to pick everything thats bad, EVEN having intimate actions with a person from your own sex.


that is not true im straight you dont have to write everything bad i didnt go wit the guy things it prolly cause i think god is an imaginary friend for adults.

MrGuy - October 22, 2004 10:45 AM (GMT)
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You DO realise to get that you have to pick everything thats bad, EVEN having intimate actions with a person from your own sex.


Actually, according to Dante's Inferno (which the quiz is based on) all homosexuals go straight to the 7th level (not meaning anything by that, you can see for yourself in the info on the test button).

I got very high for the 9th level of hell as well. But I guess I was more fit to swin in a river then to freeze :lol:

Cherry - October 22, 2004 02:31 PM (GMT)
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ok what does this mean??? someone please tell me...am i a bad person? will i be burning in hell?

Wolven Zero - October 22, 2004 04:06 PM (GMT)
QUOTE
Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

TheBlackCat - October 22, 2004 04:45 PM (GMT)
Tenoio, it is saying you are a heretic,

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Heretic: somebody who holds or adheres to an opinion or belief that contradicts established religious teaching, especially one that is officially condemned by religious authorities


A lot of people were killed throughout history for this.

According to the quote, though, it seems he is more referring to athiests, although if this is the case I do not know what seperates Limbo from sixth circle.

HooHa_Man - October 22, 2004 08:09 PM (GMT)
Ha...It's funny...I predicted my fate perfectly...

I seem to know a little too much about the results of myself...it's almost like I'm another person watching someone else's actions...

Funny though, In life I am the exact OPPOSITE of a seducers and pimp.

I'm rather dense...as other's say.

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Kirbymaster212 - October 22, 2004 08:24 PM (GMT)
Im surprised no one is surprised at my results...

Sir Maverick - October 22, 2004 08:28 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (LycanWolfBlade @ Oct 21 2004, 10:43 PM)
Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


Those who got 9th level of hell.. You DO realise to get that you have to pick everything thats bad, EVEN having intimate actions with a person from your own sex. You guys better say you were joking or I won't look at you the same way. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just so you know, the further the level, the more you clicked thats bad, and some questions were sick. So yeah, don't be proud to be at a level like 7 to 9. That means you are one sick person. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: jk jk jk jk.. I answered mine all truthfully. Yeah, I hate people, only the stupid ones though. :lol: :lol: :lol: Lycan

Actually, if you look at the little chart thing after your 'grade', 5 and 6 are the worst, then 7 through 9 suddenly get lower on how bad it is...

As for me...I got the 5th level....

K-62 - October 23, 2004 01:39 AM (GMT)
You know the only way to get grade 1 is to not anwser any of the questions and just click calulate.

Retaliation - October 23, 2004 02:34 PM (GMT)
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv




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